March 30, 2012 |
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#10 Anyone think that looks like Rich Franklin (UFC)?
that's the first thing I thought. glad someone else did, too. uncanny. dude must want to be a fucking fighter.
Change the book to an iPad in #37 and you're in the U.S.
Hey world, u jelly?
I HAVE RETURED TO DESTROY YOU ALL, YOU WILL BOW TO ME!!!
And life would be terrible if it weren't for the chive…
yeah that one
Aaaah foreign sluts.
Umm.. Puerto Rico is part of the U.S. Not exactly foreign. Anyway, MOAR please!
We need more Puerto rican chicks to follow this example.
I don't always drink Puerto Rican rum, but when I do, it's Barrilito.
Ron Del Barrilito 3 Star is some good rum…that is all
We need an all Puerto Rican chivette post!
Moar of this!!!!
Chikas now u making me miss PR! Need more! BORICUA!!!
Hey! Chive On from Manati! Way to go girls! Thumbs up!:)
Chive on from PALMAS DEL MAR!
hey.. we took that pic on palmas del mar.. CHIVE on from puertorican Chivettes
Need a Chivers/Chivette meeting in PR … KCCO Puerto Rico Chapter!!!!
Awesome! Still chivin on Shell Castle Road!!
CHIVE ON!!! from Mayaguez Colegio now and forever, sometimes i feel like the only chiver at PR show some love girls keep it going
Chiver??? Colegio antes ahora y siempre!
I study there, maybe weve met!
CHIVE ON.. las chivettes somo de UPRH ..
Puerto Rico in tha house!
#15 Why yes it is darling
Its a dude. But chivers love a boyish ass.
Wrong: It's Chive O'Clock everywhere.
Can't get past the flavored Burnettes, nice ass, horrible taste
i love the dar and FUCK CANCER!!!!!!!!!!
#5 for a blowjob #10 for a rim job. Holla back.
DAR is driving my life.
Yeah right in it's ear! Is this really Daniel Tosh?
Probably. But maybe not the one you are thinking of.
Hot women and no speaking Chive you're doing it right
We like our skanks to stfu and take it like a champ.
to "all chivers", no one wants to out right agree with you- but notice you only have 1 disagree
#11 every day is cleavage day in my world. #26 alas! another reason to visit.
Pics to prove it?
Big stones if you do it.
You still gonna be downtown tomorrow night?
Yes. Go back to the original comment. Martha's going to bring KCCO cupcakes. Or try her damnedest anyway.
See you there!
You want some of these cupcakes. Trust me. I just got some today. F'in good.
I thought #24 was full of win… Then I saw #33…
I'm in <3 with you. (for praising #33 and all of the sexy chiver photos).
oh yeah..? are you wanting to join my friend zone as well? I'm always recruiting.
If you tossed me in, I'm not gonna hate it. Wouldn't be the worst thing in the world
done. Welcome to the zone my friend.
want to go to the mall with me this weekend and hold all my bags?
I'd do it!
Yeah, about that…let's keep this zone heavy lifting free
… dang. I really needed some new lingerie. :/ but rules are rules.
And rules are meant to be broken, right? Brought me back on board.
I call bullshit–friend zone guys never get taken along on the lingerie trips. Only the ones to buy shoes and shit at the container store.
But I sorta like the Container Store.
If there's a DQ near by…I'll go anywhere.
i'll be in your friends zone, just shut up and suck my dick every now and then. carrying bags included.
Wrong friend zone.. And no thanks.
Google: Friend Zone. Not FWB
I'll take the job, but only if you agree to run with me everyday. &&& you don't even need to show me the underwear you get.
#38, god damn I love Yoga Pants
I fapped to the pic of thechive on the laptop ,god i love this website ,its the onnly place where i can speak without getting punched.
i sure as hell didn't notice the "Yoga Pants"
Neither did I. Although looking at the picture for a fifth time now, I can appreciate the fine yoga pants and very nice back and shoulders!
THAT is solving first world problems.
The barely-hidden hand bra is nice too. A VERY sexy chivette! might we see her gorgeous smile sometime too?
how can someone so beautiful, look so fierce
She has really great eyes, and I want my laptop back please.
Oh my stars!
Agreed! I thought #32 was EPIC, and then I got gobsmacked by #33. Thanks Chive!
#30 I'll take it!
Whores gonna whore.
why do you come on the chive if you don't want to see this? Stunning. Ice fishing = whore?
Why thank you Jennifer. Chive on!
God bless you Jennifer!!!!!!
Jennifer, thank you !!! You have a great figure and a beautiful face!
#3 After last weekend i printed this and posted up at work.
#6 Please tell me this is going on sale soon.
#41 Females for the win.
EP of the girls has a fat ole ass
I wonder how long before people realize it's the same redhead, photoshoping herself to make the picture? Notice how 'lm' is missing her hand. lol
who cares….. one girls glorious ass still beats a bunch of dudes….. this is the chive…. not the berry…. get that shit outta here.
Good call Kevin , i'm totally busted..
She also has 'a fat ole ass' in KE, CA, LM, C HI, VE, ON
Girls in maximum resolution please (",)
It's the same girl in #41. Look closer.
It is, you're right but props to her photoshop skills.
Except she's missing her hand in the middle picture……
I never even noticed she had hands…
good eye! and i was actually thinking they were all different hot looking redheads.
either way…she wins.
What about the beer tub!!!!
I dont see the guys wearing any thongs, so why should she???
Females for the win for sure.
"this is going to be an awesome facebook cover photo…"
#41 i think that's pretty easy
Thumbs up for Women! Thumbs down for men.
Nah, thumbs up the men!
Also, the female version is shopped in SO many ways, not even the text is real.
- doesn't matter, still redhead though
unfortunately this bitch is right…its shopped.
Has anyone noticed the redhead with the letters L and M on her tush has a nub arm?
the girl in the middle has her arm cut off even lol
Maybe she lost it in an accident Shar11.
By the way – you look super hot if that really is you. And I would really like it if you would pretty please write Chive On! on your ass and send it in (HQ please)
thank you, and yes that is me, since you asked so nicely I will send in a pic!
ps.. .. I like your comment about losing her arm in an accident. …. lol
Boobs please too. I'm sure they are on par, but better to be safe.
Maybe she has tree-arm syndrome.
Lol, do you really expect the bulk of us Chivers to notice anything outside of the bare bottoms? I couldn't even tell you if any of them had arms.
WHO GIVES A SHIT IF IT'S SHOPPED?!!?!?!
2nd from the left has a killer ass………..Timmy HUN-GEE!
OMFG YOU TYPICAL MALE!
They're all the same girl! So it's all the same ass!
What, you started fantasizing already? About doing the '7 identical sisters'? One of whom has one arm with a missing hand?
Hey, guess where that last one will shove that?
- be glad there's only one Paula!
lol sadly Paula is right, It took me a second to actually look away from her ass to see it but they are the same girl. lol Nice ass babe.
As an ass conoisseur i caught on that they all had the exact same ass long before i noticed they all had the same red hair.
All red heads too? where is this magical place?
That is the million dollar question. And yes, a bunch of redheads with no underwear trump a bunch of guys hugging while dropping trou.
Obviously it's the girl on the far left as well.
5 out of 7 Chivettes go sans panties.
Good for you ladys…good for you.
look at their hair and think for a minute.
where in the hell is the hand of the girl with LM?
It is a shop, I can tell by some of the pixels.
But if you look real close, it is the same girl.
Upon further review I would like dibs on Purple with the dimples if at all possible. But what sorcery is going on with the right hand? Where has it gone?
Dude, it's all the same girl!
In that case I like the presentation with the purple underthings the best.
When you see it….. you will be full of WTF.
At least the guys actually did this.
In more ways than one
And they're redheads to boot
Should be able to see some poon in the pic on the left.
shop or not. 1 redhead > sausage fest
The women for sure
why would a dude ever let another man paint anything on his bare ass?
Don't care if it's shopped. Still kicks way more ass than looking at guys asses.
All girls, all Gingers and all happen to be in a field.
Was I the only one trying to enhance the pic to see her peach on the far left? Enhance………..enhance……………………………………….enhance.
Yes we need CSI to get right on that
the one on the far left looks to have a tampon string, it's even on the near side of her shorts.
Do that many girls not wear underwear? 5 out of 7 are going commando
What makes you think she didn't just pull them down?
females of course how can you beat redhair and nice asses
i see at least two girls i'd like to marry in this picture!
who is the poor girl that had a big enough one to fit 3 letters?
Of course, the red head with the nice ass!! (And yes it is photo-shopped, but who gives a crap as she simply pasted herself from other pics to combine them all on this one.)
By the way, thank you red head!! Please submit more! I know I would be glad to see you again on Hump Day, MTG, and FLBP.
#5 Looks like a bunch of people taking the cinnamon test
That's the Holi festival of colors in Spanish Fork, Utah.
I think all the chivers should rush Holi next year. I'll totally offer up my couch to some Holi going chivers.
Chivettes are awesome and getting hotter
And sluttier. Keep calm and whore on.
welovefapping is a bitter, bitter man
Don't insult the Chivettes. We want to encourage them.
Without a doubt getting hotter. The sexy chivers post today was out of control.
She either is a classy drinker, or she saw a small penis in that limo.
I'm guessing #15 is in college. The only reason why anyone would ever ingest the dumpster juice they call Burnetts is because they are already living off of ramen and easy mac…. I remember those days. Kind of.
DAR IS EARLY THEY WANNA GO OUT AND DRINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mee too! BOOM! I'm out!
Actually they want to get in line at Muni's Liquor to buy their MegaMillions ticket… and stock up for the weekend.
#41 I vote female! Easy decision..
That is pretty obviously shopped. Anyone knows that the world would end if there were that many redheads in one place.
You'll be chock full of WTF when you see the most obvious photoshop.
True, but the most important question is this: Who the fuck cares? It's still better than eight guys mooning the camera.
hmm, let's see: males vs. FEMALE REDHEADS!?!?!?!?
male, all different guys compared to 1 girl that doesn't know how to use the background + history tool in photoshop
plus, the middle girl doesn't have a hand
That's like saying 7 unique dog turds is better than a picture of a girl's ass copy+pasted 7 times.
Still say, doesn't matter if it's shopped. Nice ass is nice ass, and I have no problem with it being the same ass 7 times in a row. Still beats a bunch of dudes asses.
Your name earned you my thumbs up.
only if it was more then one chick… look closer all red hair… all have a braclet on right hand and the middle one is missing here hand lol awesome non the less but shoulda been all differnt girls!
so many redheads!!! now i believe there is one god somewhere!!
#3 I'm a firm believer in philosophy of a ruling class; especially since I rule.
Too bad you're grammar is for shit.
Well, for one you appear to be a humorless douche who doesn't really know the film Clerks. The above was a direct quote from the film
But for two your point is well taken. Since there is a conjunction I should have used a comma. I'd fix it for you were I allowed to edit my original post. I hope you're happy and that your ill humor doesn't have you sitting alone at night masturbating to pictures of road kill.
Watch Clerks. Enjoy and KCCO.
YOUR* Nice try though.
It's Chive O'clock EVERYWHERE
Where`s her ass ?
#3 – How I feel every damn day.
#26 – Where can I get one?!
Well, this customer loves you. Those were some fucking absurdly good cupcakes.
log on to The Throttle> click on the DAR> scroll to picture 18. Thats is the man that is Fapping to your pics ladies.
#18 He is an average Chiver. No wonder the retarded pussy worshiping posts.
nohope, you FAIL.
im fapping to number 11 in The Throttle's DAR
Easy sweetie. The reality is, no one's fapping to anything on theChive. We're two clicks away from hard core pornography if that's what we desire. Scrolling the DAR for hot women is for pure admiration and fantasy of the female form. No fapping.
You live in a false reality sweetie, old creepers love the fact that these girls are "next door". They beat there meat like it stole there money, son. My point of the post is the fact that they will submit a half naked photo of themselves online with out any thought of what it actually means and who sees it. Ever heard of " To catch a predator"? Lotto fapping goin on.
#41 they're all gingers, thats like the mega millions odds
THe girls' looks shopped. Look at them. Two are missing arms/hands
oh I noticed, but "never let the truth get in the way of a good story" is a good motto to live by
They have arms and hands???
I'm fairly certain it's all the same girl with freeze frame photography.
Just the same, one female ass still beats the 8 male ones hands down.
I like your rationale much better than "guest's"
I am in total agreement!!! And love hearing a beautiful woman say it.
I say vote for the males to get the women to submit actual real pictures and we judge
yea because the picture isn't of "real" girls. regardless of the fact that it is all one girl, doesn't make her not a real girl nor her ass any less great.
good eye….or you are gay….whichever….nice job
haha went to pick my favorite, obviously couldnt decide
They're all the same chick. Photo shop! So minus points for that but seeing as the girl version has all the points and the guy version has no points I think they can spare a few. Chicks still win!
Also somewhere between the first "K" and "E", my eyes tend to focus… on vagina town…
Am I wrong?
Yes you are wrong cause she shopped out her panties.
What happened to the middle ones arm?
#41 Is it really a contest? Smooth, fine ass vs hairy asses? Chicks all the way!
I ditched my goat ,i want hairy dudes now.
So many red heads aaaaahhhH!!!!!
It's just one redhead photoshopping herself inthe picture… look at her hand is cut off
julie u r right just notice that…hum boys alllllllllllllll d way…
Totally noticed that! Shameful… good color matching though
Shopped or not, 1 girl's butt 7x beats 8 dude asses every time.
I even mentioned singular in my op vs plural for the guys. It is obviously shopped.
#41 – Girls Obviously win… I just want to point out the fact 5 of 7 – NO UNDERWEAR, and the other 2 thongs. Guys can't compete with that. Or shouldn't.
Why are they all redheads? Somethings fishy
Red is the new !@#$ yeah!
it's more like one ass five times; it's one girl dumie!
I want more of the "ep" girl.
There all one girl so they are all good all good
^That's even a contest?! Plus your can't deny the hottness given to them because of their red hair!
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