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Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (41 Photos)

March 30, 2012 | In: DAR, High-Res, Random

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United State of ME

nice!!!

etcrr 126p

I suck cocks for a living ,interested ?
Caleb

#10 Anyone think that looks like Rich Franklin (UFC)?

call me Ishmael

that's the first thing I thought. glad someone else did, too. uncanny. dude must want to be a fucking fighter.

Mecha Orlando

Change the book to an iPad in #37 and you're in the U.S.

Hey world, u jelly?
HOEHOE

I HAVE RETURED TO DESTROY YOU ALL, YOU WILL BOW TO ME!!!

The ink man

And life would be terrible if it weren't for the chive…
#2

Non senor ink man

#3

The ink man

yeah that one

faptastic

Aaaah foreign sluts.

Lboogie13

Umm.. Puerto Rico is part of the U.S. Not exactly foreign. Anyway, MOAR please!

Logicyup

We need more Puerto rican chicks to follow this example.
lonin

I don't always drink Puerto Rican rum, but when I do, it's Barrilito.

LSUfan

Ron Del Barrilito 3 Star is some good rum…that is all

Yelito

We need an all Puerto Rican chivette post!
LSUfan

Moar of this!!!!
JavoRican

Chikas now u making me miss PR! Need more! BORICUA!!!
ChivePR

Hey! Chive On from Manati! Way to go girls! Thumbs up!:)

yup

Chive on from PALMAS DEL MAR!

PRChivette

hey.. we took that pic on palmas del mar.. CHIVE on from puertorican Chivettes

ChivePR

Need a Chivers/Chivette meeting in PR … KCCO Puerto Rico Chapter!!!!
yup

Awesome! Still chivin on Shell Castle Road!!

Colorao

CHIVE ON!!! from Mayaguez Colegio now and forever, sometimes i feel like the only chiver at PR show some love girls keep it going

Nader

Chiver??? Colegio antes ahora y siempre!
I study there, maybe weve met!
PRChivette

CHIVE ON.. las chivettes somo de UPRH ..

Subliminal

KCCO Ceiba
jose

Puerto Rico in tha house!

80's Baby

#15 Why yes it is darling

thetruth

Its a dude. But chivers love a boyish ass.
Evan

Wrong: It's Chive O'Clock everywhere.
tasty

Can't get past the flavored Burnettes, nice ass, horrible taste

Daniel Tosh

i love the dar and FUCK CANCER!!!!!!!!!!

etcrr

#5 for a blowjob #10 for a rim job. Holla back.
D Mc

DAR is driving my life.
kale

Yeah right in it's ear! Is this really Daniel Tosh?

DaddyD

Probably. But maybe not the one you are thinking of.

Cory

Hot women and no speaking Chive you're doing it right

all chivers

We like our skanks to stfu and take it like a champ.

thethaikite

to "all chivers", no one wants to out right agree with you- but notice you only have 1 disagree

aciekay

#11 every day is cleavage day in my world. #26 alas! another reason to visit.

80's Baby

Pics to prove it?

R. Reagan

Bragger

http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

#1
Big stones if you do it.

LucretiusCarus

You still gonna be downtown tomorrow night?

http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

Yes. Go back to the original comment. Martha's going to bring KCCO cupcakes. Or try her damnedest anyway.
http://thechive.com/2012/03/29/burn-your-bra-thur…

See you there!

LucretiusCarus

You want some of these cupcakes. Trust me. I just got some today. F'in good.

jean.

I thought #24 was full of win… Then I saw #33…

Great DAR

BostonChiver.

I'm in <3 with you. (for praising #33 and all of the sexy chiver photos).

jean.

oh yeah..? are you wanting to join my friend zone as well? I'm always recruiting.
<3

BostonChiver.

If you tossed me in, I'm not gonna hate it. Wouldn't be the worst thing in the world

jean.

done. Welcome to the zone my friend.
want to go to the mall with me this weekend and hold all my bags?

f3n1x187

I'd do it!
BostonChiver.

Yeah, about that…let's keep this zone heavy lifting free

jean.

… dang. I really needed some new lingerie. :/ but rules are rules.

BostonChiver.

And rules are meant to be broken, right? Brought me back on board.
LucretiusCarus

I call bullshit–friend zone guys never get taken along on the lingerie trips. Only the ones to buy shoes and shit at the container store.

But I sorta like the Container Store.

BostonChiver.

If there's a DQ near by…I'll go anywhere.

akbrown006

….friendzone whore

jean.

oxymoron.

George Costanza

i'll be in your friends zone, just shut up and suck my dick every now and then. carrying bags included.

jean.

Wrong friend zone.. And no thanks.
BostonChiver.

Google: Friend Zone. Not FWB

Ekajevans

I'll take the job, but only if you agree to run with me everyday. &&& you don't even need to show me the underwear you get.

yoga pants for pres

#38, god damn I love Yoga Pants

etcrr

I fapped to the pic of thechive on the laptop ,god i love this website ,its the onnly place where i can speak without getting punched.
bob

i sure as hell didn't notice the "Yoga Pants"

Gallus

Same here!
pleasuringbabes

Neither did I. Although looking at the picture for a fifth time now, I can appreciate the fine yoga pants and very nice back and shoulders!

ThatJoshGuy

Find her!
Surjinder

THAT is solving first world problems.
Couvs

The barely-hidden hand bra is nice too. A VERY sexy chivette! might we see her gorgeous smile sometime too?
http://twitter.com/xgbarry @xgbarry

how can someone so beautiful, look so fierce
ansapolion

She has really great eyes, and I want my laptop back please.

http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

#33
Oh my stars!

_m3

Agreed! I thought #32 was EPIC, and then I got gobsmacked by #33. Thanks Chive!

Edge

#30 I'll take it!

attentionseekers

Whores gonna whore.

cash

why do you come on the chive if you don't want to see this? Stunning. Ice fishing = whore?

JHL1

Why thank you Jennifer. Chive on!
bdg

God bless you Jennifer!!!!!!
pleasuringbabes

Jennifer, thank you !!! You have a great figure and a beautiful face!

Seldi84

#3 After last weekend i printed this and posted up at work.
#6 Please tell me this is going on sale soon.
#41 Females for the win.

579

EP of the girls has a fat ole ass

kevin

I wonder how long before people realize it's the same redhead, photoshoping herself to make the picture? Notice how 'lm' is missing her hand. lol

TheAutomaticMan

who cares….. one girls glorious ass still beats a bunch of dudes….. this is the chive…. not the berry…. get that shit outta here.
_maxPain_

Good call Kevin , i'm totally busted..

I_am_golf_c0m

She also has 'a fat ole ass' in KE, CA, LM, C HI, VE, ON
BARTMAN

Girls in maximum resolution please (",)

T-Rex

It's the same girl in #41. Look closer.

Seldi84

It is, you're right but props to her photoshop skills.

https://www.facebook.com/doreen.manning Doreen Manning

Except she's missing her hand in the middle picture……

Random

I never even noticed she had hands…

Gursh

good eye! and i was actually thinking they were all different hot looking redheads.
either way…she wins.

Cranberry

What about the beer tub!!!!
randomness

I dont see the guys wearing any thongs, so why should she???
Fat_Chiver

Females for the win for sure.

labatanga

#13
"this is going to be an awesome facebook cover photo…"
someshmuck

#41 i think that's pretty easy

BOCO_Kid

Thumbs up for Women! Thumbs down for men.

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Nah, thumbs up the men!
Also, the female version is shopped in SO many ways, not even the text is real.

Hugs,
Paula
- doesn't matter, still redhead though

Erock

unfortunately this bitch is right…its shopped.

Marishka

Has anyone noticed the redhead with the letters L and M on her tush has a nub arm?

Shar11

the girl in the middle has her arm cut off even lol

Jack

Maybe she lost it in an accident Shar11.

By the way – you look super hot if that really is you. And I would really like it if you would pretty please write Chive On! on your ass and send it in (HQ please)

Shar11

thank you, and yes that is me, since you asked so nicely I will send in a pic!

ps.. .. I like your comment about losing her arm in an accident. …. lol

thx

Boobs please too. I'm sure they are on par, but better to be safe.

Bill Nye

Maybe she has tree-arm syndrome.
Ryan

Lol, do you really expect the bulk of us Chivers to notice anything outside of the bare bottoms? I couldn't even tell you if any of them had arms.

timmy

WHO GIVES A SHIT IF IT'S SHOPPED?!!?!?!

2nd from the left has a killer ass………..Timmy HUN-GEE!

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

OMFG YOU TYPICAL MALE!
They're all the same girl! So it's all the same ass!

What, you started fantasizing already? About doing the '7 identical sisters'? One of whom has one arm with a missing hand?
Hey, guess where that last one will shove that?

Hugs,
Paula
- be glad there's only one Paula!

bigcat72

lol sadly Paula is right, It took me a second to actually look away from her ass to see it but they are the same girl. lol Nice ass babe.
salute my shorts

As an ass conoisseur i caught on that they all had the exact same ass long before i noticed they all had the same red hair.

Bogus_Shizzall

All red heads too? where is this magical place?

mittens

That is the million dollar question. And yes, a bunch of redheads with no underwear trump a bunch of guys hugging while dropping trou.

DeDav

Obviously it's the girl on the far left as well.
PFizzle

5 out of 7 Chivettes go sans panties.

Good for you ladys…good for you.

salute my shorts

look at their hair and think for a minute.

yep

where in the hell is the hand of the girl with LM?

TheBAMFinater

It is a shop, I can tell by some of the pixels.
But if you look real close, it is the same girl.

Bogus_Shizzall

Upon further review I would like dibs on Purple with the dimples if at all possible. But what sorcery is going on with the right hand? Where has it gone?

http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

Dude, it's all the same girl!

Bogus_Shizzall

In that case I like the presentation with the purple underthings the best.

Datface

When you see it….. you will be full of WTF.

At least the guys actually did this.
Senor Bacon

In more ways than one
Vee

And they're redheads to boot
Jaba

Should be able to see some poon in the pic on the left.
jjj

shop or not. 1 redhead > sausage fest
Scott

The women for sure
theKid

why would a dude ever let another man paint anything on his bare ass?
Logicyup

Don't care if it's shopped. Still kicks way more ass than looking at guys asses.
TCBB

All girls, all Gingers and all happen to be in a field.
Smurf_taint

Was I the only one trying to enhance the pic to see her peach on the far left? Enhance………..enhance……………………………………….enhance.

Biggus Diccus

Yes we need CSI to get right on that

Negrodamus

the one on the far left looks to have a tampon string, it's even on the near side of her shorts.
Ian

Do that many girls not wear underwear? 5 out of 7 are going commando

Katie

What makes you think she didn't just pull them down?

boo58

females of course how can you beat redhair and nice asses
kindofserious

i see at least two girls i'd like to marry in this picture!
guest

who is the poor girl that had a big enough one to fit 3 letters?
pleasuringbabes

Of course, the red head with the nice ass!! (And yes it is photo-shopped, but who gives a crap as she simply pasted herself from other pics to combine them all on this one.)

By the way, thank you red head!! Please submit more! I know I would be glad to see you again on Hump Day, MTG, and FLBP.

TheAce

First
RatedR401

#5 Looks like a bunch of people taking the cinnamon test

ChelseaRules

That's the Holi festival of colors in Spanish Fork, Utah.

I think all the chivers should rush Holi next year. I'll totally offer up my couch to some Holi going chivers.

MassChiver

#12 #15
Chivettes are awesome and getting hotter

welovefapping

And sluttier. Keep calm and whore on.

Italian Chivette

excuse you.

http://twitter.com/budman43224 @budman43224

welovefapping is a bitter, bitter man

Gallus

Don't insult the Chivettes. We want to encourage them.

Chris

Without a doubt getting hotter. The sexy chivers post today was out of control.
Hey Blinkin'

She either is a classy drinker, or she saw a small penis in that limo.
Doc

I'm guessing #15 is in college. The only reason why anyone would ever ingest the dumpster juice they call Burnetts is because they are already living off of ramen and easy mac…. I remember those days. Kind of.

Lucas

DAR IS EARLY THEY WANNA GO OUT AND DRINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boozer

Mee too! BOOM! I'm out!
topher70

Actually they want to get in line at Muni's Liquor to buy their MegaMillions ticket… and stock up for the weekend.

Finn_The_Human

#41 I vote female! Easy decision..
.

Datface

That is pretty obviously shopped. Anyone knows that the world would end if there were that many redheads in one place.

You'll be chock full of WTF when you see the most obvious photoshop.

Fish

True, but the most important question is this: Who the fuck cares? It's still better than eight guys mooning the camera.

Poperoni

hmm, let's see: males vs. FEMALE REDHEADS!?!?!?!?
shea

male, all different guys compared to 1 girl that doesn't know how to use the background + history tool in photoshop

plus, the middle girl doesn't have a hand

Cantaloupe

That's like saying 7 unique dog turds is better than a picture of a girl's ass copy+pasted 7 times.

Logicyup

Still say, doesn't matter if it's shopped. Nice ass is nice ass, and I have no problem with it being the same ass 7 times in a row. Still beats a bunch of dudes asses.
THIS IS MADNESS!!!

Your name earned you my thumbs up.
BIlly

only if it was more then one chick… look closer all red hair… all have a braclet on right hand and the middle one is missing here hand lol awesome non the less but shoulda been all differnt girls!
camilo

so many redheads!!! now i believe there is one god somewhere!!

LucretiusCarus

#3 I'm a firm believer in philosophy of a ruling class; especially since I rule.

Brian

Too bad you're grammar is for shit.

LucretiusCarus

Ahem…

Well, for one you appear to be a humorless douche who doesn't really know the film Clerks. The above was a direct quote from the film

But for two your point is well taken. Since there is a conjunction I should have used a comma. I'd fix it for you were I allowed to edit my original post. I hope you're happy and that your ill humor doesn't have you sitting alone at night masturbating to pictures of road kill.

Watch Clerks. Enjoy and KCCO.
http://xoditech.com HiLife!

YOUR* Nice try though.

J W

#15
It's Chive O'clock EVERYWHERE

tooskinny

Where`s her ass ?
https://www.facebook.com/Skermitt Sam Thompson

Why Burnett's!?

http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

#3 – How I feel every damn day.
#26 – Where can I get one?!

LucretiusCarus

Well, this customer loves you. Those were some fucking absurdly good cupcakes.

God damn.

Panigale

log on to The Throttle> click on the DAR> scroll to picture 18. Thats is the man that is Fapping to your pics ladies.

sodamntrue

WIN.
nohope

#18 He is an average Chiver. No wonder the retarded pussy worshiping posts.

Panigale

nohope, you FAIL.

krad legna

Brilliant.
Wogsamatta

im fapping to number 11 in The Throttle's DAR
skinger

Easy sweetie. The reality is, no one's fapping to anything on theChive. We're two clicks away from hard core pornography if that's what we desire. Scrolling the DAR for hot women is for pure admiration and fantasy of the female form. No fapping.

Panigale

You live in a false reality sweetie, old creepers love the fact that these girls are "next door". They beat there meat like it stole there money, son. My point of the post is the fact that they will submit a half naked photo of themselves online with out any thought of what it actually means and who sees it. Ever heard of " To catch a predator"? Lotto fapping goin on.

DrLeppiwinks

#41 they're all gingers, thats like the mega millions odds

GUest

THe girls' looks shopped. Look at them. Two are missing arms/hands

DrLeppiwinks

oh I noticed, but "never let the truth get in the way of a good story" is a good motto to live by
Jimmy

They have arms and hands???

http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

I'm fairly certain it's all the same girl with freeze frame photography.

Just the same, one female ass still beats the 8 male ones hands down.

DrLeppiwinks

I like your rationale much better than "guest's"
pleasuringbabes

I am in total agreement!!! And love hearing a beautiful woman say it.

guest

I say vote for the males to get the women to submit actual real pictures and we judge

grapepoisoning

yea because the picture isn't of "real" girls. regardless of the fact that it is all one girl, doesn't make her not a real girl nor her ass any less great.

coinbank

good eye….or you are gay….whichever….nice job

DrLeppiwinks

haha went to pick my favorite, obviously couldnt decide

CarlosSpicyWeaner

They're all the same chick. Photo shop! So minus points for that but seeing as the girl version has all the points and the guy version has no points I think they can spare a few. Chicks still win!
RufioRufioRuFi

Also somewhere between the first "K" and "E", my eyes tend to focus… on vagina town…

Am I wrong?

#41

Detoxyn

Yes you are wrong cause she shopped out her panties.

Foxe012

What happened to the middle ones arm?

Trav

#41 Is it really a contest? Smooth, fine ass vs hairy asses? Chicks all the way!

etcrr 126p

I ditched my goat ,i want hairy dudes now.
sdago25

So many red heads aaaaahhhH!!!!!

Julie

It's just one redhead photoshopping herself inthe picture… look at her hand is cut off

sweetchivette

julie u r right just notice that…hum boys alllllllllllllll d way…
Josh

Totally noticed that! Shameful… good color matching though
Trav

Shopped or not, 1 girl's butt 7x beats 8 dude asses every time.
Trav

I even mentioned singular in my op vs plural for the guys. It is obviously shopped.

Crusty

#41 – Girls Obviously win… I just want to point out the fact 5 of 7 – NO UNDERWEAR, and the other 2 thongs. Guys can't compete with that. Or shouldn't.
alex

Why are they all redheads? Somethings fishy
Drew

Red is the new !@#$ yeah!
zee

it's more like one ass five times; it's one girl dumie!
CoolnessJ

I want more of the "ep" girl.

haha

There all one girl so they are all good all good

Chris "Toph" C.

^That's even a contest?! Plus your can't deny the hottness given to them because of their red hair!

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