Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • tmc102464

    Excellent posts!

    • HOEHOE


  • etcrr

    #16 now that's an idea I can get behind!

    • Mikey

      Mmmmmmmm, Sprite 🙂

    • Logicyup

      That's a behind I could get behind.

      • dirtysteve99

        well done following the first posters joke.

        • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

          is that what you call it?

        • HOEHOE


    • It's true

      wow that is the third time this month you have used the same stupid comment!!! my God, you are a sad individual…

      • It's true is a nerd

        and you are a nerd for remembering that

        • etcrr's goat

          you are gay and like to fuck goats…

          • magrin

            Arguing on the internet is like competing in the special Olympics. You might win but your both still retarded.

    • Danno

      I see your statement and raise you one!!!

    • Underbaker

      I thought it was just and Ideal Behind.

  • Perv

    #3 awh what a cute dog let me give him a kiss on the nose…

    • DaddyD

      Let me lick his tongue …

    • doggie lover

      My dog always enjoys a good scratch under the chin….

    • DickFister

      Dogs love penis butter

    • Fish

      I think if I undressed a girl and saw that it'd scare the absolute fuck out of me at first. "Holy jeez what the..! Wait. Oh. What."

    • cbrf4i

      I'd give that dog a bone.

  • 2Tall

    Thanks. You make my day all the time 🙂

  • Happy Friday Chivers

    #16 I like everything about this picture.

    • Logicyup

      I'd like it more if that was my fridge she was looking through.

      • ddd

        "herbal" health center…takes it to another level

    • pinky thumbs

      can we please get more of this dime

    • ThatJoshGuy

      Bear Rug in kitchen??!??

    • lonin

      Look at all those glorious oranges!

  • Him..

    #8 Ahhhhhhh Diabeetus…

    • darren

      diabeetus to ya jim … this cat has the felinabeetus … it's only got weeks to live at this stage

    • My name a Borat

      Wilfred Brimley? Last night I struck my wife, then i find out my wife's been dead for 3 years! Who the hell did I hit??!

      • haa



      Hungover cat is hungover

  • http://www.spachethespatula.com/ Rachael

    #28 Absolutely stunning :]

  • mickdeck

    #18 Every single time I try to study. I usually say "Fuck it, time to Chive."

    • KeepCalmDriveOn

      If they included bra burnings and Hump Days in our textbooks, we'd study all day

  • This

    #14 never understood that logic..

    • JizzMarkie

      Fuck Logic

    • Logicyup

      Them things are death traps. They rely on weight/height to keep kids safe, hardly ever works. Was on scene this week when a bus pulled in front of a semi, 1 killed, 4 trauma level. 11 or so with slight wounds, all children. Was a horrible sight. Bus didn't even take major damage. Ya'd think seat belts would be the very minimum of safety devices on a bus, but they don't even have that much.

    • Stannsux

      I was once told that 'they' were worried kids would hit each other with the belt buckles and straps and such. Like use them as weapons.
      I was in a school bus the other day for a 2 hour trip and it scared the shot out of me.

    • Guest

      Read somewhere that they don't have seatbelts in case of emergency. When you have a bus full of kids in an accident it's easier to get them all out if they're not in a panic trying to remove seatbelts and the teachers have to go through the bus removing them. The seats are also higher in the back so the kids don't get as injured if there is an accident as well. They do expect injuries to a degree but they've taken in to consideration the effect of what would happen if seatbelts were on a school bus.

      • TheAutomaticMan

        ya know, back in my school bus days, i would have considered the seat belt thing ridiculous….. i mean, who can't undo a seat belt right? But after witnessing todays youth…. i fully support the decision.

    • Sundevil8181

      No kidding, I will never understand it at all.

    • wtf

      There are 1/2 naked girls on here and Ass Clowns are talking buss safety

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1056859652 John McFadin

        And you're replying about bus safety so what does that make you?

    • HoopleDoople

      The quick answer is that mandating seatbelts on buses would actually result in MORE injuries and deaths while also wasting an obscene amount of money. This may sound absurd but it is true. If you have the patience I explain in detail below.

      What you need to understand is that even without seatbelts, buses are incredibly safe compared to cars. The number of deaths on school buses is only in the tens each year, while the number of deaths for cars is in the tens of thousands each year. Even when you account for fatalities per mile school buses come out ahead by a wide margin. The large size and special design of buses is key to their safey. The more rigorous qualifications needed for a license and the safer driving practices followed by bus drivers also play a part.

      Adding seatbelts to each bus would be incredibly expensive, estimated at $1,500 to $3,000 per bus, adding up to tens of millions of dollars a year to merely outfit new buses. This is an awful lot of money that would provide minimal improvement to an already stellar safety record. Seatbelts also limit the number of children who can ride a bus; young kids can typically fit three to a bench, but seatbelts would force two to a bench in order to accommodate older students. This results in districts requiring more buses. Together these two factors create a prohibitive cost that could cause cash strapped districts (i.e. basically all of them) to reduce their bus services. This would result in more kids riding in cars – which we've already established is far more dangerous, increasing the number of injuries and deaths.

    • Danielle

      I had seatbelts on my bus… never used 'em, but they were there!

  • Mikey

    #3 Never, in my entire life, have I wanted to make out with a dog so badly!

    • Meepsteria

      Careful now, bet the dog smells like ass.

  • ugh

    #18 is the story of my life.

    • Logicyup

      I don't mean to sound like an ass, but if that's the story of your life, you have one shitty life.

      • ugh

        u mad bro?

    • iknownothing

      I always just keep reading. I don't care if I missed some important information! If my eyes read the words then it counts. Plus I can usually fill in the gaps from the parts I did read.

    • Underbaker

      Huh, what did you write? Damn, now I have reread the entire post.

  • Rollout25

    #16 Yeah, the ones at the bottom are better

  • adolf hitler

    shits weak!!

    • George Patton

      So were you.

      • Adam

        A lot of posts make me laugh, yours makes me want to stand up and applaud! Top shelf General! Top…shelf.

  • Doc

    #16 It appears the Hawaiian Herbal Health Center has served you quite well. Now, with that said…. MOAR!!!

    • _Moose_

      It's a place in Colorado Springs that sells bud.

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #11 Damn cooking shows are getting out of control.

    • tralfaz

      I knew they were real.

    • BType13X2

      Is it bad that I've always wondered what elephant would taste like?

  • Frasier Krane

    #6 has to be one of the DUMBEST things i've seen.

    • Logicyup

      Search the internet more. It gets worse, hide in the corner trying to get it off your skin with sand paper while crying to yourself worse.

    • A2_tha_MFK

      Pretty close to "As gay as Twilight".

      • My name a Borat

        Twilight is gay? Since when?

        • Angela

          Since you looked up, let the dick fall slowly from your mouth, and realized it was the gayest thing to bridge cinema and writing.

          • RICCO


    • Zee

      It's dumb and I hate it and for some reason i see bruce willis in the face and i love bruce willis and that makes me hate this even more

      • RICCO

        Coulnd't be Bruce Willis, there's no black sidekick as its mandatory in all of his movies.

        • RICCO

          ** couldn't

    • Sundevil8181

      So very disturbing on so many levels

    • Sean

      ehh, gotta give 'em credit for a little ingenuity, using the mirror for the second eye means there's at least one less douche bag in the world.

    • Underbaker

      If it was tattooed on their heads I would put it near the top, but since they can grow their hair out again and it is not life threatening, it is no where near the dumbest things I have seen. Just watch an episode of Jackass and it beats them all to hell.

  • Prison Mike


  • MattKL

    #16 I see something that would do my body good.

    • Logicyup

      That's an exercise plan I could stick with.

  • blarg
  • Bomman

    #16 I guess i'm moving to Hawaii

  • Benjaminotaur

    #16 Never gets old. Ever.

  • Oregon_country

    #1 No, fuck fun time.

  • rucknmaul

    #15 you can see the exact moment the drugs kicked in

  • Logicyup

    #16 I'll take two of her please.

  • rucknmaul

    I'm guessing #16 is going to be the most popular post on this thread..for good reason

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