Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

that awkward moment when your scrolling the DMA and you taste vomit and suddenly remember throwing up all over your friends car…

#16, can you grab me an orange too please.

LOVED the Johnny Dangerously reference!!!!!

My sister kicked me in the nuts once…….Once!!

Last!!! Also, socalmarti – are you incapable of reading a license plated you frickin' moron? Must be Vegas huh? Your Mom – spit – wall = shoulda been you.

God I love #16.

#30 is epic, I thought the cat on the chair was going to get him…and then…from nowhere…comes attack cat!

#13 must try #19 must not try #30 HAHA! man cats are such dicks but I love them

#20 Good to see the State of Florida being represented in the DMA today.

#6 I'm sure it was worth it to feel all that man stubble against your cheeks. Gayer than a bag of dicks.

#3…That's, uh, that's weird. Pictures shouldn't be on underwear, unless it's underoos.
#14…And make sure that vehicle stops ON all rail road tracks, you know, just in case a fucking train is coming.
#16…I want to go there. Her ass I mean. I'm sure the Hawaiian Herbal Health Center does a good job and all, but not my primary concern.

Chive, did you know today is National Cleavage Day?!! Get on it!!

Another glorious user comment the chive won't censor. but if you type the word minority, they take off your post immediately
https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1857462…

Another glorious user comment the chive won't censor. but if you type the word minority, they take off your post immediately
https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1857462…

Another glorious user comment the chive won't censor. but if you type the word minority, they take off your post immediately
https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1857462…

Another glorious user comment the chive won't censor. but if you type the word minority, they take off your post immediately
https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1857462…

Another glorious user comment the chive won't censor. but if you type the word minority, they take off your post immediately
https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1857462…

Another glorious user comment the chive won't censor. but if you type the word minority, they take off your post immediately
https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1857462…

drivers name is Petter Solberg, one of the best rally racers in the world

#26 is awesome. 'Nuff said.

For the love all things Chive, find #16!!

#30

#26 this armor protects my virginity

#16 No I said Beer. B-E-E-R.

#16! FIND HER

#16 wow, excellent

#6 these idiots have a very talented barber

#16 gooood god that's rediculous. Chive on!

#26 Warhammer 40,000 HELL YEAH

#6 I've got some bad news for you guys.