Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • OzT78

    #19 FASTER FASTER FASTER!!!!!!!!!

  • http://whatmovieshouldiwatch.wordpress.com/ mhuard5

    #4 has the same side-effects as the Cornballer. EVERY DAMN TIME

    • dochandy

      oh, this is a big one!

  • freddy boy

    #14 Would SOMEONE please explain to me why on EARTH they don't put seat belts in buses? That has to be in the Pantheon of malicious ignorance.

    • Justa Guess

      Something about not getting the kids out of the bus fast enough if there was an emergency, like getting stuck at a Railroad Crossing at the wrong moment

    • alexurbansports

      Yeah what he said. Studies have shown that if there was a bus fire, all the kids would be more likely to burn and not be able to get out in an emergency. Bus drivers are usually fairly well trained and people give them wide berths usually. That is why you never hear about school bus crashes.

      • Bigyellowbus

        It's not that they never happen, just they are few and far between. I drive one during the summer at a camp and I can't imagine trying to get 40 8-11yr olds calmed down enough to undo seatbelts, much less put them on properly.

  • triplecap

    I keep drinking in hopes I'll see pink elephants. On a side note, Delirium Tremens happens to be the best name for a beer ever!

  • Logicyup

    Why is #1 awesome? I'm not seeing a reason. Maybe if they all had red dot laser targeting on them or something.

  • Alex

    #20 What a fag!

  • Cr0daddy

    #24 Ahhh, the fabled condos of Easter Island..

  • goodguysfan

    At Skateworld and no one is wearing skates? #1

  • Fr2xedom

    #1 Yeah he must have forgotten it's Friday

  • I_Love_You_

    I'd like to ask WHY?

  • 6655321

    #30 Go Potters!

  • http://twitter.com/fr33k4t3k @fr33k4t3k

    i lover her for those shorts… http://www.hawaiianherbalhealth.com

    • http://twitter.com/fr33k4t3k @fr33k4t3k


  • Boylini


    "Clever girl…."

  • whyme1973

    #16 Damn I'm hungry, now.

  • noegod

    #19 FUCK THAT!!!!

  • mcthr33

    #16 Are those Tangerines???

  • Pants

    #14 Hey, we had seatbelts… they were just only in the first grade and in the afternoon…

  • Matt

    #16 More girls need to be like you. MOAR !!!

  • Chuck


  • KrazyBold

    that grey knight is awesome

  • dochandy

    #21 and on the eighth day, god threw up #23 that dog looks just like donald sutherland

  • brandon

    I lol'd at #30

  • daddyrabbit

    #6 is so gay!

  • ILOVEbOObies


  • Whorebait

    Hey Guys!

    This weekend, the West Point Military Academy is putting on an epic Scenario Paintball game. This year is the 25 year Anniversary and is said to most likely set a record for attendance.

    Below i put some links to a couple short videos of previous games they have put on, average turnout is around 6-800 players.

    During the game, the cadets try to simulate a real battle by roaming the field with machine guns with blank rounds, they love to sneak up on people with them. Here is a short clip of the guns they use.

    My favorite part of the games are the explosions. The cadets uses military issued Hand Grenade and Artillery Simulators, each contain a quarter stick of TNT.

    The Official website for the game is :

    I would love to get a team together to go own face in the name of TheChive and was hoping you might be able to help out. If any of you Chivers/Chivettes are in the area, come on out and own some face in the name of the Chive!!! Stop by A-Frame 1 to say hi!

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