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March 30, 2012 |
In: Funny, Gaming
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Category: Funny, Gaming
Although there wasn't much to learn control wise, it was still more fun to just run head first into it and figure it out. Can't hardly google a damn thing any more without getting some sort of hit for a WOW tutorial or some other game.
Sad, but true… makes me wanna get the ol Nintendo out and play for a while
I'm actually attending a huge games night next weekend, starting with Ps3/360 and going as far back as we can, atleast to NES and maybe Atari
And yes, there will be women and beer too :p
pics of women drinking beer playing nes plz
this was so lame.
You're so lame cause you cant accept the truth of this post
Truth doesn't make it less lame.
What truth am I not accepting? Capitalism is the relevant truth that I acknowledge and accept, it's why games like these exist today. It's why the chive exists. They capitalize on the number of views and loyalists they have per day, through ad revenue. They don't even have to have us sign up to capture our information for an ad to hold value on this site. They record what we respond to and they know exactly which demographic category we fall under. (i.e. The majority of us will probably go see "21 jump street.") If you're saying capitalism is a truth that is hard to accept, you might be against it, which may be a big assumption based on your comment but less of a stretch from what you gathered from mine. This post was lame, seriously it could have been much funnier. It did not make me laugh, at all. The only thing I like about it is, Nintendo.
Kowabunga, that has to be one of the best posts I've seen on this website. The fact that you recieved 340+ thumbs down just for saying the equivalent of "i didn't enjoy this" really shows how intolerant people are of other people's opinions
Or it just means they disagree with your statement…don't people still have the right to disagree?
You must not understand simple ideas and concepts.
quit disgracing TMNT like Michael Bay
It was effin lame!
#8 Actually they wouldn't tell you about the charges. It would just show up on your card after you took all the warp pipes.
Ass-master-cock-blaster (not directed at anyone in particular, just wanted to join in the fun).
Me to! Me to! You really annoying nerd person you! (how am I doing?)
Not to mention there would probably be a bunch of ads
Actually this is false. Nintendo has stated numerous times that DLC is terrible for the industry and it would never sell it.
gonna have to bust out the ole' duck hunt
Did you know that a second player can control the duck with a controller plugged into the player two port?
This knowledge changed my life.
W…T….F????? well, thats what im doing this weekend
Yeah, it's fucking awesome. Makes a great party game.
How didn't I know or even try this?
I would even shoot the ducks backwards through a mirror on the wall when I got bored with the game…
If anyone in this thread played DuckHunt on a regular basis back in the day, the 2nd player thing would be common knowledge.
You got me, I enjoy lying about my ignorance.
not a true story
gonna have to bust out the crt too
there's enough suckers out there.
to be fair, the buttons were not that complex then. games now arent really that intuitive. "oh so if i press X i crouch, but O makes me slightly bend, but X and O make me get on the ground…ok ya know what, im going online instead." that said, this was funny and pretty true i thought.
so games arent overly complex with buttons now as opposed to NES? sorry guys
what does this have to do with anything..?
Well PC games were already absurdly complex back then, and no tutorials for us.
Damn tutorials. Just jam all the buttons!
I want to Jam all your cupcakes into my mouth.
oh wait, what were we talking about?
This is BS. Levels existed much earlier than the NES days(Dungeons & Dragons), and were used in quite a few games back then. Mario hasn't adopted experience levels in the last 20 years, aside from the off-shoot RPG series.
Nintendo is also criticized for NOT having Achievements on their system, and is pretty much known for not having DLC. If "Mario were made today" should just be a collection of Mario Galaxy games, because Shigeru Miyamoto hasn't changed his opinion on the way games should be developed.
Way to over analyze the comedy there, chet.
It's not over analyzing when your "If Super Mario were made today" joke goes against everything the company still does today. It's more "If Super Mario were made by some completely other guy/company today."
obviously this was just to point out some rediculous things going on in games today in regards to games of the past, where today social media and money ploys take priority over the game itself.
They are just using mario as a common ground and recognizable game format. I SERIOUSLY doubt this is an attack on mario itself. ITS A JOKE, SATIRE, HAHA
Lookit here son, I say son, that's a joke, son. A flag waver. You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em. Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. I almost had a gag, son. Joke, that is.
So Super Mario wasn't originally an arcade game that was made to siphon quarters out of peoples pockets at every turn to try and see what the next level was like?
You must have a difficult time solving every day problems and using logic.
I bet you're the life of the party.
Or, you could STFU and enjoy the post, douche.
You mad bro?
obviously the state of your virginity hasn't changed in the last 20 years either.
You should probably look at all the negatives your comment is getting and just gtfo.
Way to ruin the story bro
Elan<————————miles and miles———————–>The Point
Grats on completely missing the point.
You must be like a Jedi knight samurai ninja of virginity.
Trolling at its best
Wow……what planet are you from?
Stupid ass trolls. Go back to Facebook.
fuck off dork
The funny thing is that it works. Or you could always try going outside and using your imagination, it's free.
what works? and what is this "outside" you speak of?
Paying for extra levels or add-on game play.
Says the person commenting on an internet message board.
this gets more un-funny everytime someone says this… zzz…
INTELLIVISION RULES !!!
so. true. so true… . Glad I played it back in the good ole’ days
Where's all the bewbz
The princess is in another castle….
*but first you must upgrade to 5.2 version with princess options.
Life was so much easier back then when you only had the A and B buttons
i cant live in this world anymore
It's friday….I need more content
#8 Definitely not a – shut up and take my money – situation. But they left out zombies or vampires, if it were made today, one of the two would make an appearance… and STILL wouldn't be as gay as Twilight.
And that is why Dark Souls exists.
Just an FYI, the original posting of this
to give proper credit to the creator of it.
they were probably the assholes who plagiarized like shit in college and got away with it
The Chive never creates any of their material, and doesn't claim to.
Don't forget to buy the Mario DLC that will be released the same day the game comes out and the new DLC every other week!
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