There are Sexy Chivers Among Us in HQ (67 Photos)

  • gdub

    I'm in love!

    • Angel

      Me too 44 has my heart<3

      • Devil


    • Del

      Hey Chive, do these Chivettes ever send in straight up nude pics of themselves? What the hell do you do with them?

      • MattyP

        I'm almost certain the answer is yes, and I'd say John greedly hoards them into his personal jackatorium.

        • ROK247

          1. save chive jackatorium archive onto thumb drives
          2. sell on chivery for $19.99
          3. retire

    • Paula_

      Careful meow, lots and lots of jailbait here…

      – the one you love to hate

      • Wet_tosti

        This weekend i was very close Paula! (ockenburg)

        • Paula_

          Naaaah, you're safe. I've eaten already.
          Cookies for desert!

          – the one who loves the taste of girl scouts in the morning

    • Dirty_Dingus

      Bravo Chivettes! The force is strong this week.


    #62 I just cried a little… Day is made!

    • Brian

      She is a scroll stopper allright.

    • raffa

      that is a wide chin for a woman.

    • Tyler Durden

      Those eyes are mesmerizing!

      • Hermaba

        I agree!

    • CarRamRod

      She looks like Natalie Gulbis to me (Female golfer).

    • chiver

      beautiful eyes

    • Adam

      This sexette can Chive me anytime!! WaitQ that's not what I m-….. eh, nevermind. I stand behind my statement.

  • etcrr

    Hey baby, you want to come to my place and watch me take my little blue pill and play skyrim?
    #3 #16 #9

    • @beagleracing

      $20 in the douchebag jar.

      • @GamerKitty84

        How about you sit quietly in the corner and watch me play Skyrim. Feel free to ask me any questions about things in the game you dont know πŸ˜‰

        Yes, that IS giant Mudcrab wearing a monocle and top hat

  • @unicornsRnice

    #15 really rings my bell. Moar!

    • steve

      She needs to eat about 20 cheeseburgers…

    • Bill

      Much moar! She isgorgeous! and she dont need to change a thing!

    • RealZoo


  • Chewy

    Sexy chivers needs to be in HQ everyweek, jus sayin!

    • Ralph

      Sexy chivers must be HQ, always, now and forever. Amen.

    • gotchewsback

      it only shows the true respect that the deserve!

    • Couvs

      most definitely!

    • jack sparrow

      #23 nipppppppp???

  • Gaia Mori

    I always feel like such a lesbian when I scroll these posts…. especially in the library….
    go Chivettes πŸ™‚

    • fed

      sogno o son desto? una chivette italiana… πŸ™‚

      • Gaia

        si si siiii πŸ™‚

    • Kelsey Ballelar

      haha same here! I think my friends are starting to question my sexuality…I may have to start clearing my browser history…

      • ROK247

        just go with it ladies, no one is judging you here…

      • Gaia Mori

        wasn't that a DAR post a few weeks ago?
        When you die your best friend has to clear your browser history??

    • Paula_

      I feel so lesbian too, care for a free drink? ❀

      – the one you love to hate

      • Gaia Mori

        let's do it,
        Chive on πŸ™‚

    • Meg

      But you just can't help but be proud of your fellow Chivettes! Chive on from Nebraska.

      • Peter Griffin

        Shut up, Meg.

    • Leigh

      Glad I'm not the only one! – my work has now made me unable to submit SC pics from my work computer πŸ˜‰ lol

      • Gaia Mori

        double chive power to you.

    • AmbeRose

      You posted my exact thoughts! Sometimes i scroll for pics i submitted (found them twice!) but most of the time I end up mesmerized by the beautiful Chivettes! Love it!

      • Gaia Mori

        the best is when it freezes in a public place during the hump DAR. priceless. πŸ˜‰ happy weekend chivers

        • Kelsey Ballelar

          or when you're bored in class looking at FLBP and suddenly the person behind you asks "are you looking at pictures of BOOBS?". And then you turn around and realize that person is your teacher…wish I could say that's never happened to me…

  • MattyP

    #30 I won't tell…promise

    • DoomsDayDub

      Those lips!

    • Chiver

      She was on Reddit about a week ago…. Soo, she's not really a Chivette..

      • Bob

        Don't care…hot as hell!

    • Golfjs

      Who is she?

    • yeah i said it

      i would tell… i would tell everyone who walked by me that i hit that.

  • whyme1973

    #6 To answer your question…drop the sign.

    • @budman43224


    • Matt

      You don't ask, they ask you.

    • Hermes

      First rule of theChive: You do not ask to be a Chivette of the Week
      Second rule of theChive: You do NOT ask to be a Chivette of the Week
      Third rule: If you achieve a standing ovation in a workplace, you will probably become one
      Fourth rule: Only one Chivette of the Week at a time
      Fifth rule: theChive has the final word
      Sixth: No bra, no pants (unless yoga pants)
      Seventh: Chivettes will send as many pictures as they have to
      Eight: If this is your first visit, you have to send a pic

      • Fish On

        And stop using photoshop to smooth out your flaws

    • AllanA

      Then turn around and pick it up very very slowly…

    • JOHN

      Go back in time and be born with a different face. You're pretty, but not Chivette of the week material. I calls 'em like i sees 'em.

      • Will

        Just because she doesn't do it for YOU doesn't mean you have to be an asshole, asshole.

        I for one think she has a gorgeous face and a damn sexy body. Chivette of the Week material indeed.

        • JOHN

          Clearly you have something invested in this chick. Otherwise getting so upset over one stranger's opinion of another total stranger would be insane. Its not like some 35 year old woman is asking the opinion of hundreds of thousands of people she will never see… oh wait. She sought attention, I just didn't give her the kind of admiration she was looking for. She seems to have a high opinion of herself and I gave her the non-photoshopped version of the truth, which is more than she can claim about that photo.

          • lol


          • Ryan

            I think your just upset that you'd never have a shot with a hottie such as this.. If your going to be a dick no need saying a word! So shut your cock sucker

      • loyal chiver danbob

        "Insults hot naked women and pretends he's an expert''

        insert sarcastic Willy winks face)

        "I bet you have sex with way hotter women all time."

    • YoungTurk


    • Jesper

      Definately Chivette of the week material.. You are VERY pretty and sexy.. And the body looks haaawt..

      • Averygaychiver

        I think you should submit to "The Berry" Jesper – you give me a boner!

    • greenguy

      sorry to bring this up but is she looking at the camera or the wall?

    • B.dick

      Did you really ask to be Chivette of the week!! Come on look around at all the beautiful girls, asking a little much

    • Cee

      You are sexy. The sign could have been a bit smaller but you're Chivette of the week in my book. Smoking.

    • Darrell

      I vote for you

    • Ryan

      So Fukn beautifull…Just Saying Xo

    • The Gent

      Disregard all the others who said anything except AGREED! They know not of what the speak….

    • Footlover

      Repaint your toenails

    • pleasuringbabes

      Agreed! In my book she already is!! And yes, please drop the sign!!

  • BigRobECU

    unsfjnde;kjvnj;nvs……sorry. I forgot how to type there for a minute.

  • Zedhere

    #4 man I dig on the green eyes…

    • craig


  • Carl

    #45 I mainly noticed the HIV in the middle and the red splatters around it…….

    • 123

      I have some bad news….

    • Amt

      What HIV? I dont see any letters. I see a sexy body

    • lonin

      I mainly noticed what appears to be a piercing sneaking out from under her finger.

    • Fun_&_Pleasure

      Letters??….. (returns to staring at those amazing breasts!!!)

  • about


    I for one welcome our Chivette overlords.

  • whyme1973

    #56 #57 #61 God bless you beautiful women.

    • Birdhaus32

      I think 57 swim suit would look better on my floor

    • James

      There is something about #61 that I deserves a round of applause….

    • greg

      #56 how do we really know your Asain… We can't see your face. 😦

      • Frank M

        …and large bush.

    • Chivester

      great choices

  • CravnMo

    Ladies you are all awesome!

  • KeepinCalm

    #62 Un-fuckin'-believable. She skipped hot and went straight to stellar

    • Benson

      This is chivette of the week material all the way

  • SlimtwigMJ

    #6 Just like that. Stay awesome!

    • leafsfan2005

      Indeed. 100 times awesome.

    • greenguy

      i fear this gils as she can look directly at me and behind me at the same time… look at those eyes

  • dwide schrude

    #14 "One thing I know about the rest of my life, I know that i'll be livin in a-Canada!"


    • Tim

      those panties are gross

      • SmokinLamb

        I think those panties show quite well what they are covering, and it looks pretty fine to me.

  • one_awesome_guy

    #20 Love those eyes.

    • DoomsDayDub


    • @TAndrewarhol

      Always thought love at first sight was a bunch of crap until I saw this gorgeous wonder. I got lost in her eyes for a while.

    • Tomas

      Please stop with the mascara, though. Really. You don't need it. πŸ™‚

    • isawoj

      The Chive sticker is shopped. Old pic going around the interwebs someone decided to send in.

    • Lou

      She has a beautiful smile and those eyes could get her almost anything she wanted from me lol

    • the_marshall?

      Hottest girl in here…. For sure !!!

    • Rafael_RS

      and the smile

  • Josh

    57 and 61! aaaaaand im spent

  • @ToddGodley

    1-67 Mother of God!!

  • Tom

    #32 you would look amazing in any bikini

    • bobby

      More first world problems.

    • Fuglie

      I agree, amazing in anything.

    • Wesley Perry

      Chive ON from Denver!

    • RickJames


    • thatwasfun

      looks like someone i know…keri? Anyway looking sexy as hell.

    • Kevin

      Im from Denver and she is definitely one in a million!

    • JoMama

      If u must wear one, ur doin it right

  • Spencer_on_Fire


    Permanently a chivette

    • Hunky Hunkerson

      I hope not…that bellybutton looks like an under developed third nipple.

  • justin

    #20 #21 #26 Mother of god..MOAR!

    • Matrix19

      I second that

      • yeah i said it


    • ThatOneGuy

      Good to see a BSU Chivette!

      Also, #20…perfect! MOAR PLEESE

  • passwordistaco

    #44 Is drop dead sexy, Moar!

  • A.E.

    #18, 20, 57. you are fucking beautiful

    • Snicklefritz

      The sexy chivers today are extremely sexy. Especially #18

    • sit ubu sit good dog

      #20 #57

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