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March 30, 2012 |
In: Awesome, Nature, Random, Video, Want vs Need
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I really wish I knew what this guy was saying….
he is basicly saying "heres some stuff i burried", "ahh i got them puffy crisps", "ahhhh, i got chocolate", "ahhh i got these sweets", "that's so good"… Although you can probl guess as much . It's Norwegian btw
Ohh. I thought he said, "I need TP for my bunghole!"
Norwegians eat Swedish fish?
Hearing the excited exclamation of "cheese doodles" mixed in with everything else is all you need to hear.
Boopity boopity boop. *Muppets
Same stuff I say when I come out of the field after weeks on cold rations, I'd imagine. Along the lines of "Thank god something with a little flavor!"
He is saying "If I make a big deal about of this snack candy, maybe it will go viral and I will get paid to do this stupid crap" or it was already a setup for a fake commercial…. which we all just watched willingly.
"WILSON! I'M SORRY!"
"Ooh, look, candy."
I did the best I could translating this, it's under my username dacky2, and it's in two parts cause the 'comment' was too long for this format. Enjoy.
English subtitles would be nice.
Wow that sounds like an incredibly boring adventure
I thought the exact opposite. Sure it doesn't have the same thrill of El Capitan, but its pretty extreme in its own way
Extreme yes, but the scenery would get old after about 20 minutes, I'd rather go hike through mountains or something else besides flat, barren ice
flat barren ice where only a handful of people in the entire WORLD have ever set foot on.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MENTOS!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
i was wondering what that noise was the other night
Now that! Is a proud Norwegian ! lol
that must be some good shit
From the looks of him I'd guess he's been down there for the better part of a decade. Now I know where Tom Hanks got his inspiration for his reaction when he finally made fire in 'Cast Away', the looks too btw.
Exactly what I was thinking.
Damn. He's lucky he didn't get eaten by a polar bear.
LOLz. I knew someone would bite. Happy Friday to you.
Not really…polar bears don't live in the south pole.
There's no polar bears in the south pole
He might have got pecked by a penguine, but never attacked by a Polar bear.
Doh…I fell for it!
ice man talks to himself
Pause at 1:10.
Oh look, he's smiling
WHat an ugly sounding language
Yes, not as nearrrrrr as wonderfully sweet flowery sound of american-english!! (Ey bro, thos kids try'ed to beat on me and i was like fu*k you kid i'll fu*k ya schiidd up, man! Word bro..)
You sir, are a douche.. Yes a douche!
Beacus you don't understand is you hate it, just like everything ells you merican dont understand….
I decided to learn Norsk, simply because of how awesome it sounds (the sing-songy speakers at least, like Petter uses)
okey… needs a fuckin tampon asap.
That's the language of the goddamn vikings, son. Call it ugly all you want, it's still spoken by some hard motherfuckers.
Funny, I can walk to the store and buy candy. All without freezing my balls off.
But will you love that candy as much as this man loves his cheese doodles? (Trick question, nobody anywhere loves anything as much as this man loves his cheese doodles.)
Yeah but you won't have a story to tell your kids.
What story? I wandered around alone back and forth at the South Pole just to say I did it? Looking at the same endless stretch of flat white snow to the horizon every single day after day….
Sorry, I just dont see the thrill in that.. no thank you!
You've obviously never seen pictures of the South Pole or appreciate nature…..or enjoy freezing your balls completely off.
He won't have kids to tell the story to if he froze his balls off.
Then you don't understand the feats involved. Yes its desolate but that can be the beauty of it.. This mans self discovery in such a harsh environment will probably make him a better man than you ever will dream to be… simple.
I hear they're going to make this into a movie starring James Franco.
All I got from that was Mentos. Next time tell him to speak M'erican!
How do we know he is not an Imitation?
Those are cheese doodles.
At the 2:30 mark, I caught myself smiling.
Smiling? That's it? I was cracking up during the whole thing. I didn't understand a word he said, but that language is awesome. At something like 2:27, he says something that just cracks me up.
I now know the secret to achieving ultimate joy in my life. Kids? Family? Money? Women?
Ah shit they are expired.
which reminds me. i need to watch the original "Thing" again lol
The 1950's one?! MF'ing classic! You have very good taste sir. Chive on!
Ah, you got me. I was actually unaware of the 1950's version. I was thinking the 1982 John Carpenter version. Used to watch the shit out of it when i was younger. Now that i know about the 1950's version i'm going to have to look it up and check it out!
Have you ever read the book they are based off? "Who Goes There"? I'm thinking of picking that up as while since i'm deployed with nothing but time on my hands. Unless the book blows thats is.
Sounds like Tom Hanks when he makes fire in Cast Away, I bet that shit was delicious
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