OMG THAT IS FUCKEN HILARIOUS except its not.

seriously, this is a shit april fools joke because why would anyone believe it? If I said, "OMG I just farted out a baby and he started talking to me in russian, then grew some wings and flew into a helicopter's blades and green AIDS blood went everywhere" OMG APRIL FOOLS I TRICKED YOU!!! yeah its that's dumb

Yes but you're not as credible as BBC news, in fact you sound like an asshole.