Deluxe eggs from China are a reminder why I’m never moving to China (12 Photos)

WARNING: This post is slightly disturbing so look at your own risk.


Via Reuters

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  • etc4779

    RALPH!!!!

  • dave

    turns my stomach…just wrong

    • Guest

      wong.

    • Bob

      Truly disgusting….

    • Ian

      If the smell doesn't get you, the taste will.

    • switch_24

      .. and i thought Balut is the weirdest food in Asia..

  • thaomeow

    #11, the face of a man who deeply regretted eating piss-soaked eggs.

  • Bart

    KILL 'em all. OMFG.

  • peter

    sunny side up for me

  • asas

    it tastes delicious though.

    Gotta try new stuff !

    • Travis

      I give you credit for trying… Me? I'm out. Fuck that.

  • Guest

    Who the FUCK came up with this idea?

    • tony

      someone who was taking the piss, obviously! 🙂

    • kirah

      same folks who came up with the century egg idea im sure!

    • http://www.facebook.com/ewalk216 Eric Walker

      Pedobear

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      Sum-Phu-king-chin-ese

  • Ken

    I don't see the big deal here… just some eggs.

    • Underbaker

      I guess you didn't read the part about being cooked in the pee of a 10 year old boy?

  • ancientlegacy
    • techno_viking

      You win.

      • PANCHO

        to you sir I tip my hat

    • Capt. Bo Jengles

      Lol well played

  • LucretiusCarus

    Well, the Romans used to brush their teeth with fermented piss. Takes all kinds, as they say.

    • Uh Waaa?

      Good point but we've advanced in those 1500-3800 years.

    • aeqqww

      Fermented piss= Ammonia.

      • LucretiusCarus

        I think you should draw yourself a Venn diagram. Fermented piss contains ammonia, but it doesn't equate to ammonia. Rather it equates to ammonia and all the other stuff that comes out in your piss. While it is sterilizing (and whitening), I'm not sure it's what most people would want in their mouths

        Egnatius, quod candidos habet dentes…

        hoc te amplius bibisse praedicet loti.

  • Dr. Spock

    Well, I think we all can agree that higher IQ is not something that these eggs provide to its consumer.

  • FloppyRocks

    Urine for a big surprise.

    • drea619

      bwaahahhhahhaaaaa!!!!! i just died of laughter

    • Underbaker

      The boy should give them another surprise and eat asparagus first.

      • ShakeyTheMoyle

        I did that to my brother the other day….he was not amused :$

    • TheFinale7

      I see what you did there 😀

    • http://www.outtalineracing.com tongystunter

      i see what you did there…

  • Jammy

    Imagine what they'd do for a fried crap covered virgin boy egg.

  • falcore

    Someone call Andrew Zimmerman I'm sure that idiot will eat 1

    • debo1234

      Call Tyr….oh wait

    • Thomas jackson

      Shut your your fucking angry racist ass up falcore. Only a douche like you would make a racist comment outta something not even relevat to the subject. Ppl like you make me sick

      • Mr. Burgandy

        WTF did he say that was racist?

  • tharr916

    why? just…why?

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Anybody seen my cat?

  • thaomeow

    Either way, ewwwwww.

    • LucretiusCarus

      Nonsense–like you've never gotten off instantaneously from eating a urine-soaked egg. Come on–we all have. Am I right here, or am I right?

      • that_ALBANIAN_guy

        I have some bad news for you man… Very bad news.

    • Come At Me Bro!

      You look like a very sexy chivette!

  • cdanie

    Bear Grylls approves.

    • goodbyejeffery

      Awwww….. you beat me too it.

      • TROY

        I'm surprised it took this long for someone to mention Mr. Man Vs. WIld

  • AmBush_Steve

    Jesus Christ, those people are fucked. Young boy piss? What's wrong with plain water or vinegar?

    • tapsnapornap

      It's not young boy piss.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Now I contemplate if this came about during some day in the middle of a drought when there was no goddamn water around…but plenty of eggs

    • Doll face

      Does the piss of an adult really taste different? Do the 10 yr olds get paid to piss on the eggs?

  • Ray

    Well….there went my breakfast.

  • Mickens

    Congratulations, you've won!

  • bob_the_cook

    Um, No.

  • budock14

    I hope this was an April Fools joke

  • Katie

    #10 that is seriously discolored

    • 'sota

      I think that might be the piss… Idk, just a guess

  • The Bat

    I think China just passed Japan in the f'd up meter

    • that_ALBANIAN_guy

      Ehh. I don't know, man. Japan is pretty f'd up. I mean….you know what, I'll spare you the details. Japan is f'd up. Let's just leave it at that.

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