It’s amazing just what crazy-ass signs actually exist (30 Photos)

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  • Jim

    I like breasts. Just wanted to share.

    Jim

    • http://www.facebook.com/frumundamaballz Michael Alen Pugh

      Agreed.

    • tiernana10

      the fact that you didn't say first just made me love you

      • Jim

        Why would I say first? I have the first post which proves that I was first all and by itself Just like if Justin Bieber would carry around a sign saying "I have failed as a human being." It's redundant and, like Bieber, completely retarded.

        • Guy

          Jim is my hero.

  • http://www.facebook.com/frumundamaballz Michael Alen Pugh

    #8… shit just got real.

  • http://twitter.com/mkingscott @mkingscott

    #12 Been there πŸ™‚ (it's in Leicester, UK)

    • Dave

      I'm from Leicester. Is this a fellow chiver from Leicester that I have found!?!? :O

      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=516508417 Chandani Sakaria

        Another Leicester follower! πŸ™‚

        • Dave

          Well if you ever see me walking around my my Chive Shirt, give me a shout and say Hi πŸ™‚

          I really thought that there were NO chivers except me in the UK, especially not in The Shire. This is good news!

          • James

            Another Leicester Chiver !

            • Leicester Chiver

              Another one here mates! Lets all meet in the town square with our Bill Fuckin Murray T Shirts on and slam our salomi's together! What Cha Say??

              • Yousuf

                No way!! Leicester is on theChive πŸ™‚ Wooo.

                • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001465627277 Yousuf Soul-Designz Soud

                  Sorry forgot my facebook, add me if your in Leicester πŸ™‚

              • ancientlegacy

                Alright you guys, why don't you all get together sometime…

                <img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq9hmgG9VK1qafrh6.jpg&quot; width="300">

                • mrkris

                  Leicester Chiver here!!!

  • scotology

    #11 Seems legit

    • JHL1

      Cover me! I'm going in!

  • Jimmy the Saint

    I'd shop at #1

    • Joey the Greek

      It's an anti-gun sign from the Brady Campaign that used to be behind Fenway Park, facing the Mass Pike.

    • Scubapro

      Thats in boston. Its an anti gun add near fenway.

    • Guest

      the part of the sign you can't see…(right behind Fenway)
      it's for an antigun lobby… http://www.stophandgunviolence.org/

    • FLRJ

      Anti-gun sign at Fenway Park. The Chive should research their pics.

    • Backseat Chiver

      As noted it si anti-gun, but it is a very confusing sign and one you see from a highway at 65mph+. They changed it, but it still is too much info on one sign.

      GUNS KILL
      DON"T BUY THEM

      would be more effective.

      • ancientlegacy

        Guns don't kill people.
        people kill people, guns defend people against people with smaller guns.

        • Maytrix

          Guns do kill some people – stupid ones. I see nothing wrong with that though.

        • Chivetastic Voyage

          guns dont kill people, i kill people with guns

    • Ian

      I'm taking a shot at this, but I think it's an anti-gun sign.

      • BostonChiver34

        GO BOSTON! πŸ™‚

        • Eli Manning

          Hahaha…fuck Boston.

    • Justin

      Sign was taken down and now they have another one up about gun crimes with shit like, "Every x seconds, a child dies from a gun related incident"

      The Bloody Beetroots have a video of them mocking the #1 sign from back in 2009 after their Bill's Bar event

    • Sweet D

      If I remember correctly that sign was copied in one of the Grand Theft Auto's as well.

    • JHL1

      That sign used to say "Welcome to Detroit"

  • Xan

    #12 That's in Leicester, UK.
    #21 ha ha loose instead of lose!

    • Byron_Black

      Thank you. I couldn't figure out what was funny in #21

    • https://www.facebook.com/doreen.manning Doreen Manning

      I actuallt wonder how many people actually can't see anything wrong with #21……

    • Yousuf

      You from Leicester mate? I am

    • mrkris

      Chive leicester!

  • dashete

    #24 I guess we should be somewhat happy that pedophiles are getting a lot less crafty.

  • MattKL

    #18 I make it a policy to do that every day.

    • JAX

      delicious!

    • ktmylady

      I ❀ Bush's! πŸ˜€ Best chicken place ever.

  • dan

    only in Boston..lol..

  • Trav

    #9 is a lawsuit prevention win!

  • Logicyup

    #10 It's amazing and a little sad at how much old bottles, especially liquor bottles go for.

  • vodkamartini

    #11 sounds legit

    • FeloniousFish

      "Seems Legit," unless that sign is talking. You high?

      • vodkamartini

        Sorry for my bad english, in soviet russia signs talk to u

  • http://www.twitter.com/OzT78 OzT78

    #26 damn!

  • etcrr 127p

    #24 Thats mine.

  • ivhadenough

    #1 Cool ,now i can buy a gun to shoot etcrr in his retarded brain.

  • Hoss

    #25 is in La Crosse Wi. Gotta love the LBS!

  • Notnotbob

    #22
    w, w, what???

    • The black knight

      Pulp fiction: "You do Renee your business partner Marcelus Wallace don't you?" Haha thats awesome.

      • The blak knight

        Remember not Renee. Not do smart phone. Gah

    • Otter

      Bald, black, and not a bitch.

    • kychiver

      Say what again, mother . . .!

    • adb

      And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be f*&%d by anyone but Mrs. Wallace.

  • Logicyup

    #2 anyone else think of the godfather when they saw this sign?

  • http://meander61.blogspot.com/ Meander

    #24 Seems legit.

    • Anomanom

      Damn you beat me to it.

    • JHL1

      How many of you knew that someone was going to post this comment?
      One, two, three, four,….. hmmm… all, yes, all of you.

  • bagofrocks

    #2 NY

    • DoublePivot

      Outside of Elmira. My father lived there at one time, funnily enough. That being said, one could argue that some of the old Dutch villages along the Hudson are just as silly. My personal favorite is Beaver Kill πŸ™‚

  • DoublePivot

    #1 is an anti-gun billboard that has been outside of Fenway Park in Boston as long as I've been here (20+ years). Right next to the text that is displayed, is a count of the number of handgun deaths and numbers on kids killed. I'm not sure what the point of selectively editing that pic is.

    • Ali Ackbah

      I'm guessing it was to make look like 'Merica

    • mikeoffhisbike

      Because it makes it funny dumbass

    • Binteresting

      Its not edited. The sign has been changed within the past couple years. It isn't as colorful anymore but it does have the ticker counting the number of children killed by guns that you speak of. I love my Commonwealth.

      • Slam

        The numbers they use have been shown to be very exaggerated… It really only hurts the point they're trying to make.

      • DoublePivot

        Well maybe the picture is not edited, but the framing edits the message of the board to make the sarcasm of it seem like it is a legit message being pro-gun. That was my beef. This is not a funny billboard. It's a sombre one.

      • Frank

        I wonder why they don't have a ticker for the number of children killed by cars.

        My guess is that so, so many more are, that it would be too hard to count.

    • Dr.Drew

      Yes it is outside of Fenway Park, but hasn't been up even close to 20 years (maybe 5). Get your facts straight next time.

      • Pedro Martinez

        No Dr. Drew it has been up on the Mass Pike way longer than 5, the same company puts different ones up. I agree with Double Pivot, this is not supposed to be funny, it is supposed to make you think differently about gun laws.

      • DoublePivot

        I checked their web-site. They have been using that billboard location since 1995, so it is close to 20. It sure as fuck isn't 5. So maybe you should have checked your facts, cunt-bucked.

  • Livin' Legend

    #27 is very VERY unsafe. Yo could bump your head on that low beam!

    • Richard

      that is a car ferry upper deck, when they need it they lower it down

  • Ali Ackbah

    #21 I loosed 7lbs and it was f@$king nightmare. I Won't do that again…

  • Mason

    #6 is in Philly I think

    • Brandon

      On Lancaster Ave.

  • LucretiusCarus

    #1 Drive by this sign on the Mass Pike all the time. Oh, Boston, how I love thee.

    #22 I'm pretty sure he doesn't look like a bitch.

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