It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (27 Photos)

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  • Trav

    #26 Yep!

    • fed

      and it's not showing the best part 😀

    • Bon_nie

      I have a simple solution to this problem. Have them take some clothes off to cool down…..

    • _ThisGuy_

      So…

      Has she been found or what?

    • NME

      And you can tell she's classy too because she's got the pinky finger up.

    • CaNaDaaa

      agree….Still waiting for the entire post of HER!!! Come on and find her

    • NotAmused

      Who is doing the wordings on this crap? If all you're doing is just recapping what the picture already shows, it isn't funny. Morons.

      • Mr. Berg

        Agreed, now if they said getting too damn hot while staying classy and proper.

  • Trav

    #1 is also pretty freakin' win.

    • Inmate655321

      I totally read this in Darth Vader's voice.

  • Jace

    I would like to see the end result to #24

  • AssClown

    #26 I concur!! And she better send in moar pics…or else…

    • YUP

      Agreed. And Chive, for the love of (something important), don't crop out her gorgeous legs damn it! This girl is too fine to be restricted.

  • SirCtheIII

    #9 If she gave me her number, I would call Sara once night every night. At least.

    • DaddyD

      No worries. Your nights will continue to be free.

    • YUP

      Hahaha! And that's why she hands out this number: 281 214 1911

      • avidd

        I like to think there is a scenario where she is dumped by the jock quarterback and is all heartbroken, and she gets revenge on him by banging as many nerds as possible. That'll show him.

  • MattyP

    #24 Shoot Elizabeth…SHOOT!!!

    • George Bush eater

      Hahaha. Swamp people is thee shit.

    • NME

      Fucking comment had me rolling. Great reference to Troy from Swamp People.

    • stonewall_79

      LOL!!!! chut litabet chut!!!

    • Tatertotz

      LOL! Thanks! Now everyone at work knows i'm not working.

    • BuffandStuff

      Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, YeAAHH!!!

    • Pedo Bear

      oooh dats a BIG un litabet. Get em in da boat!

  • SolidusSnake420

    #15 How is he still allowed to make movies?!?!?!?!?!

    • Logicyup

      Cause people pay to watch shit go boom.

    • NME

      You know he's going to include a 53 minute clip on the turtles coming out of their shell one limb at a time, transformers style.

    • Anon

      I think some people forgot he directed the Rock and produced Armageddon. Not everything he has done has been hated 😛 At least wait till you see a preview

      • SolidusSnake420

        I don't need to see a preview to know this will buttfuck my childhood.

        • MattyDeuce

          This man is ruining the late 80's/early 90's for me…what's next, Snorks in Nuclear Winter??

          • OBIE WAN

            i grew up on tmnt. and i personaly think this new movie has potential to be legit as fuck

  • Wet_tosti

    #10 I have no problems to repopulate the world with her!

  • etcrr

    #26 No such thing as too damn hot

  • Indiana Chive Fan

    #9
    Nutbusters.

    • Idius

      And she beat Kate Beckinsale in esquire's contest. Vote for Sarah otherwise that English princess who's sister is so much hotter than her will win.

    • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

      Bustin' makes me feel good!

  • Juk3sy

    #26 There is no such thing as "too damn hot"

    Edit: Dammit, too slow… well played etcrr!

  • dashete

    #14 Is it because he's so much sweeter than the rest?

    • sammie

      WOW — im as blonde as they come with jokes…and i even got that one! he is the only white rapper with all the other coke zero's ??? LMFAO 😛

  • Jimmy the Saint

    #26 That's a burden I'm willing to endure.

  • KeepCalm617

    #2 – Nice. That's pretty damn close to a perfect vacation right there.

  • KeepCalm617

    …but #25 is so full of WIN, it's not even fair.

  • KeepCalm617

    #14 would be even better if that middle bottle was a Faygo. Detroit Chivers know what I'm talking about.

    • Jared

      Didn't know there were any other Detroit chivers out there! Chive on!

      • KeepCalm617

        Actually born and raised in Boston… but I know a thing or two about the D. KCCO

    • Sham

      Ha! ICP sucks donkey balls. Im a Canadian, and even I know that reference.

  • Woodrowrules

    #26 I'm fine with that

  • Woody

    #16 Anybody else find the little mermaid hot ?

    • stumeister

      Jim from American Pie, is that you?

    • hmmmm.....Bacon!

      Ummmm…..hello?
      REDHEAD!

    • OBIE WAN

      id slap my cartoon dong on her

  • Jimbozo

    #22 wrong…Venus human trap.

    • puncle jeb

      Venus *bar*fly trap?

    • JHL1

      No, that's obviously the pearly gates

  • DrBoogie_R32

    #26 Change that tag line to "are progressing nicely."

  • Daith_Lee

    #4

    4 Rivers FTW!

  • I_Love_You_

    #13
    Holy Cow! surely someone needs to be arrested for doing this..

  • http://twitter.com/mayerjacoby @mayerjacoby

    what chive users say/believe in https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1850428

    1. Chive promotes racist behaviors by making fun of Asians and Blacks, and allows users to comment reallyr acist material (see yesterday's Asian Gangster post)

    2. The Chive promotes underage toddler beer pong.

    3. The chive is pedophilic in the sense that it posts pictures of underage girls and promotes users to find/stalk underage womyn and post their names. THIS HAS TO STOP

    4. The chive promotes genocide in Africa

    5. The chive promotes treating womyn as objects not people

    6. Did I mention the chive promotes racism?

    7. mac the intern is the most racist of them all

    8. Join the cause at chiveisracist@gm ail.com

    9. Follow me on Twitter to post rants against the chive

    10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin

    11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com/2012/03/20/daily-morning-awes

    12. Chive promotes the dumbing of America by posting college students illegally drinking underage and wasting their education. This is why America lags.

    13. Oh yea, FUCK YOU CHIVE.

    • Anonymous

      "Chive promotes the dumbing of America"

      Well then it is very obvious that you view every single post, right? You sound like a complete retard in your post.

      You can't even spell "women" right. I guess that shows how much you treat them like people.

      216 tweets with 6 followers, so you must be getting your point across. Oh wait, no you're not.

      I wish we could "get rid" of these types of people

      • Dr. Evil.

        He spells women like that because he thinks that pretending to be a feminist will help him to lose his virginity.

  • http://twitter.com/mayerjacoby @mayerjacoby

    what chive users say/believe in https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1850428

    1. Chive promotes racist behaviors by making fun of Asians and Blacks, and allows users to comment reallyr acist material (see yesterday's Asian Gangster post)

    2. The Chive promotes underage toddler beer pong.

    3. The chive is pedophilic in the sense that it posts pictures of underage girls and promotes users to find/stalk underage womyn and post their names. THIS HAS TO STOP

    4. The chive promotes genocide in Africa

    5. The chive promotes treating womyn as objects not people

    6. Did I mention the chive promotes racism?

    7. mac the intern is the most racist of them all

    8. Join the cause at chiveisracist@gm ail.com

    9. Follow me on Twitter to post rants against the chive

    10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin

    11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com/2012/03/20/daily-morning-awes

    12. Chive promotes the dumbing of America by posting college students illegally drinking underage and wasting their education. This is why America lags.

    13. Oh yea, FUCK YOU CHIVE.

    • Dr. Evil.

      So this is how you're using your "Ivy League" education? Assuming you aren't lying about that.

      Guess the people at the bottom of the class have to do something!

    • Pete

      Poor troll is poor.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #18
    Nothing like a game of Battleshitfaced!

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