You voted! Now it’s time to unveil the ultimate cocktail party (10 HQ Photos)

April 2, 2012 | In: High-Res, Sponsored

The past few weeks, we've been running a bracket for what would make the ultimate cocktail party. Here are the winners for who you'd most like to drink with, the music you'd want to be listening to, the place you'd most like to drink at, and the ultimate drink for the situation.

lamboe

Shit ya!

http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

that would indeed be an epic party
SMACKDADDYSUPREME

I still think the drink should've been a roofie colada….
candygramformongo

But not thechive offices? I've lost faith in this system…. Wait, what's the matter with me, that's pretty fucking epic

Yourboy

Too many dicks on the dancefloor

TheOmniscientZiltoid

Too many dicks!

Flight of the Conchords brother.

NoOneElse

Why am I punching a girl in the gut? And why is Johnny Cash an amputee?

DSavvy

Because the girl chose to spit and you can't fully resurrect bad assery.
Jonah

And why am i BLACK??!!!!!

StickyWickets

Oh shit! Chive is racist

that_ALBANIAN_guy

That shit cray.

Choogar

Cool? I guess?
necrocerberus

How do I win?
Rusty

#10 now how do we make this happen?

PDY

win the lottery

that_ALBANIAN_guy

I don't know man, that looks shopped. I can tell from the pixels and from seeing quite a few shopps in my time.

Black6dog

Ideally I'd be punching that girl a little lower, also it'd be Emma Stone
dkptig

can we get Joaquin Phoenix a shave and a shower and put him in a black suit.. call up heff, get BFM on board.. and lets make this fucking happen!
omare

the whole Bill Murray thing is overrated and old. Emma > Bill.

Bennylaughs

Choke on your tongue
get over him

couldn't agree more. time to move on Chive.

Boldspoo

Yeah! Let's listen to these guys on the interweb – they sound like experts. Two out of millions is a strong sample size of opinions. On that note, we should get rid of cats, the military pictures, and all things unrelated to women… in fact – we should just encourage them to make this a porn site instead.

Faking morons…

Car RamRod

Thumbs up for making this a porn site
get over him

suck a dick. he's done nothing in the last 10 years and he tries way to hard to be funny.
The Chive has a boner for him for no reason….and they make $$ of t-shirts with his face on it.

i think he's over rated to the maximus.

Anon

ummm I would definitely drink with Emma before Bill but thats partially due to me not hoping to have sex with Bill….however… no way you can say Bill Murray isn't a funny, classy, nice guy and there is no way to say he is overrated.

get over him

well…i said it.
StickyWickets

Given the chance, I would probably have sex with Bill Murray.

yup

Not to mention the Chive stole that image of Bill from photographers Inez van Lamsweerde and Vinoodh Matadin……. Just like the Banksy shirts… it's bullshit.. and you suckers are buying it up….

Goldmember

You are right! Lets stop while Bill is on top, and before he becomes lame like Chuck Norris…. I know that will never happen, because he is Bill Muray, but damn i hate Chuck Norris jokes…

Dylan

Sounds like a great fucking night!
mike

colonel mustard in the study with the candlestick

Bill and Ted

Wrong, Professor Plum!
The Mad Zak

Awesome. Candlestick = two shots of Jack Daniels, one shot of Vodka, and fill with soda over ice.

Mr Lucky

Not bad, but make mine Crown on the Rocks please … with all due respect to Hurricane drinkers.

BTW – Go Wildcats!
Armed Ann Dangerous

Nice ad. Bring on tits please.
ArmsCantStretch

Boring
junior

The Johnny Cash choice restored my faith in todays youth, the hurrican drink ripped it away…

Lex

I'd take AC/DC over Johnny Cash, but i'm certainly happy with either of them over the other options.
Slappy_McGee

The whole reason this is a thing is that it's sponsored by Grand Mariner. All the drinks had Grand Mariner in them. Grand Mariner is an orange liqueur, so of course it's gonna be a lame drink. This entire campaign was just an ad.
EvilRoySlade

Out of the horrible choices of drinks, that was the best because of the rum.

Grease

Notice that the one that won had the least amount of Grand Mariner

Mr C

so, where do i sign up for the guest list
GMan

If I'm in the grotto I'd rather be there with Emma Stone.

Boldspoo

So… if you're at a pool party stocked with gorgeous ladies who voluntarily wanted to get naked for millions of viewers… you want to add another chick (also super fine) who probably won't get naked instead of adding someone who would actually contribute something epic to the party? Good choice – you should run for president…

Anon

I'd rather take my shot with Emma. Consider it a challenge rather than going for someone who already takes their clothes off for money. Not that I object to that but a challenge with her is worth the chance you take

Matt

Change the drink to Makers on the rocks and you've got yourself a GD deal.

lols

you put ice in you bourbon? pussy

derp

#10 I think this might be photoshopped, I can tell by the pixels.

Guest

and Johnny's got a dongus of a middle finger
that_ALBANIAN_guy

Took the words right out of my….fingers? That doesn't sound right.

Ned_Plimpton

Hurricane's are for chicks.

Johnny Cash with Bill Murray calls for Scotch.

LucretiusCarus

Do even chicks drink hurricanes? I think hurricanes are just for shameless promotion of Gran Marnier. Or whatever.
http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

Thumbs Up for Scotch!
Guest

I'm for chicks too! Give me a pitcher of 'em.
lols

scotch? only if i want to be choking on something other than cock all night

Bob

I'm just happy I didn't have to "Like" Grand Marnier on Facebook in order to view this post. And no offense to the great Bill Murray, but I would rather hang out in the Grotto with Emma.
Owen Smithers

And a nice case of grotto herpes?

ShakeyTheMoyle

I lol'ed ….thank you!

Hand of Fate

Yeah, I agree with Bob. Seems kinda like an odd choice, drinking fruity drinks with Bill Murray in the grotto. They should've had a separate person poll for male wingman and females.
BadaBoom

Wow… Really? Agree with BFM and Jonny Cash. But the other two blow. Doesn't anyone remember the mystery fungus from the playboyansion? And how about some real drinks…
reaperMEDIC

#10 Song = Rusty Cage

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