You voted! Now it’s time to unveil the ultimate cocktail party (10 HQ Photos)

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The past few weeks, we've been running a bracket for what would make the ultimate cocktail party. Here are the winners for who you'd most like to drink with, the music you'd want to be listening to, the place you'd most like to drink at, and the ultimate drink for the situation.

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  • lamboe

    Shit ya!


      I still think the drink should've been a roofie colada…. :(

    • Chazz_B

      that would indeed be an epic party

    • candygramformongo

      But not thechive offices? I've lost faith in this system…. Wait, what's the matter with me, that's pretty fucking epic

  • Yourboy

    Too many dicks on the dancefloor

    • TheOmniscientZiltoid

      Too many dicks!

      Flight of the Conchords brother.

  • NoOneElse

    Why am I punching a girl in the gut? And why is Johnny Cash an amputee?

    • DSavvy

      Because the girl chose to spit and you can't fully resurrect bad assery.

    • Jonah

      And why am i BLACK??!!!!!

      • StickyWickets

        Oh shit! Chive is racist

        • that_ALBANIAN_guy

          That shit cray.

  • Choogar

    Cool? I guess?

  • necrocerberus

    How do I win? :(

  • Rusty

    #10 now how do we make this happen?

    • PDY

      win the lottery

      • that_ALBANIAN_guy

        I don't know man, that looks shopped. I can tell from the pixels and from seeing quite a few shopps in my time.

  • Black6dog

    Ideally I'd be punching that girl a little lower, also it'd be Emma Stone

  • dkptig

    can we get Joaquin Phoenix a shave and a shower and put him in a black suit.. call up heff, get BFM on board.. and lets make this fucking happen!

  • omare

    the whole Bill Murray thing is overrated and old. Emma > Bill.

    • Goldmember

      You are right! Lets stop while Bill is on top, and before he becomes lame like Chuck Norris…. I know that will never happen, because he is Bill Muray, but damn i hate Chuck Norris jokes…

    • get over him

      couldn't agree more. time to move on Chive.

      • Boldspoo

        Yeah! Let's listen to these guys on the interweb – they sound like experts. Two out of millions is a strong sample size of opinions. On that note, we should get rid of cats, the military pictures, and all things unrelated to women… in fact – we should just encourage them to make this a porn site instead.

        Faking morons…

        • get over him

          suck a dick. he's done nothing in the last 10 years and he tries way to hard to be funny.
          The Chive has a boner for him for no reason….and they make $$ of t-shirts with his face on it.

          i think he's over rated to the maximus.

          • Anon

            ummm I would definitely drink with Emma before Bill but thats partially due to me not hoping to have sex with Bill….however… no way you can say Bill Murray isn't a funny, classy, nice guy and there is no way to say he is overrated.

            • get over him

              well…i said it.

            • StickyWickets

              Given the chance, I would probably have sex with Bill Murray.

          • yup

            Not to mention the Chive stole that image of Bill from photographers Inez van Lamsweerde and Vinoodh Matadin……. Just like the Banksy shirts… it's bullshit.. and you suckers are buying it up….

        • Car RamRod

          Thumbs up for making this a porn site

    • Bennylaughs

      Choke on your tongue

  • Dylan

    Sounds like a great fucking night!

  • mike

    colonel mustard in the study with the candlestick

    • Bill and Ted

      Wrong, Professor Plum!

    • The Mad Zak

      Awesome. Candlestick = two shots of Jack Daniels, one shot of Vodka, and fill with soda over ice.

  • Mr Lucky

    Not bad, but make mine Crown on the Rocks please … with all due respect to Hurricane drinkers.

    BTW – Go Wildcats!

  • Armed Ann Dangerous

    Nice ad. Bring on tits please.

  • ArmsCantStretch


  • junior

    The Johnny Cash choice restored my faith in todays youth, the hurrican drink ripped it away…

    • Slappy_McGee

      The whole reason this is a thing is that it's sponsored by Grand Mariner. All the drinks had Grand Mariner in them. Grand Mariner is an orange liqueur, so of course it's gonna be a lame drink. This entire campaign was just an ad.

    • EvilRoySlade

      Out of the horrible choices of drinks, that was the best because of the rum.

      • Grease

        Notice that the one that won had the least amount of Grand Mariner

    • Lex

      I'd take AC/DC over Johnny Cash, but i'm certainly happy with either of them over the other options.

  • Mr C

    so, where do i sign up for the guest list

  • GMan

    If I'm in the grotto I'd rather be there with Emma Stone.

    • Boldspoo

      So… if you're at a pool party stocked with gorgeous ladies who voluntarily wanted to get naked for millions of viewers… you want to add another chick (also super fine) who probably won't get naked instead of adding someone who would actually contribute something epic to the party? Good choice – you should run for president…

      • Anon

        I'd rather take my shot with Emma. Consider it a challenge rather than going for someone who already takes their clothes off for money. Not that I object to that but a challenge with her is worth the chance you take ;)

  • Matt

    Change the drink to Makers on the rocks and you've got yourself a GD deal.

    • lols

      you put ice in you bourbon? pussy

  • derp

    #10 I think this might be photoshopped, I can tell by the pixels.

    • Guest

      and Johnny's got a dongus of a middle finger

    • that_ALBANIAN_guy

      Took the words right out of my….fingers? That doesn't sound right.

  • Ned_Plimpton

    Hurricane's are for chicks.

    Johnny Cash with Bill Murray calls for Scotch.

    • Guest

      I'm for chicks too! Give me a pitcher of 'em.

    • BentWrenches

      Thumbs Up for Scotch!

    • LucretiusCarus

      Do even chicks drink hurricanes? I think hurricanes are just for shameless promotion of Gran Marnier. Or whatever.

    • lols

      scotch? only if i want to be choking on something other than cock all night

  • Bob

    I'm just happy I didn't have to "Like" Grand Marnier on Facebook in order to view this post. And no offense to the great Bill Murray, but I would rather hang out in the Grotto with Emma.

  • Owen Smithers

    And a nice case of grotto herpes?

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      I lol'ed ….thank you!

  • Hand of Fate

    Yeah, I agree with Bob. Seems kinda like an odd choice, drinking fruity drinks with Bill Murray in the grotto. They should've had a separate person poll for male wingman and females.

  • BadaBoom

    Wow… Really? Agree with BFM and Jonny Cash. But the other two blow. Doesn't anyone remember the mystery fungus from the playboyansion? And how about some real drinks…

  • reaperMEDIC

    #10 Song = Rusty Cage

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