You voted! Now it’s time to unveil the ultimate cocktail party (10 HQ Photos)

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The past few weeks, we've been running a bracket for what would make the ultimate cocktail party. Here are the winners for who you'd most like to drink with, the music you'd want to be listening to, the place you'd most like to drink at, and the ultimate drink for the situation.

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  • Jeff Albertson

    I like everything except the drinks. Give me Johnny Walker Blue Label and a glass. Also, who gives a shit about mystery fungus. YOU'RE IN THE GROTTO WITH BILL FUCKING MURRAY AND SOME PLAYMATES! MAN-UP!

  • Jack

    Do you share the profits from your merchandise sales with Bill Murray, or any of the other numerous artists that you rip off ?

  • ajkulish

    should have been AC/DC

  • james

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  • techno_viking

    #9 I have a hard time believing Bill Fucking Murray would want to drink that fruity piece of shit. Give me a scotch on the rocks.

  • Fappy McFapperson

    So we picked Bill Murray in the grotto with Johnny Cash playing while drinking hurricanes… Seems a little gay

  • CarolineMFEvans

    I have tits…I also have a delightful behind. I would like to partake in such an event. I agree with BadaBoom, maybe some real drinks? Something for everyone. Long Islands? Sounds "girly" but that shit will fuck you up. AMF? How about some shots? Tequila, SOCO, the works. Also, I don't want any dumb women/men there. Not trying to lower my IQ anymore than the alcohol will. Also, weed. Yes. This sounds fun. Except we should still have it in theChive offices, we can bring pools..Or, water/jello balloon fights.

  • Anonymous

    I would have rather had emma stone in a bikini at the grotto then bill murray

  • Capt. Bo Jengles

    Seems legit….. But drinking with BFM and JFC calls for some Gentlemens Jack on the rocks my friends…. And topless bunnies…. Ok naked bunnies….

  • Kris

    Looking at the voting results in all of these categories gives me a little hope for humanity.

  • Brush

    First time posting but here it goes…

    Bill Murray, fuck yes.

    Johnny is the man, and I love hearing stories of him from his former guitar tech.

    Grotto, that’s cool. My pale ass won’t fit in.

    And how about Jameson and or Jack Daniels?

  • MattKL

    Not bad, but I'd rather be rocking a Jack on the rocks. Everything else is aces though.

  • CarolineOEvans

    Maybe we can get Emma Stone to come? I think she's wonderful.. I would like to talk to her and possibly kiss her.

  • moeshere foxdale

    That's about right…My card number is………………………………..

  • Craig Millington

    So it turns out that most Chivers would like to spend an evening with two old codgers in an over sized jacuzzi……………………Hmmmm!

  • @McBeastie666

    well, that was utterly pointless……

  • Andrew

    nailed it

  • therealstake

    At least im not the only one that sees the weirdness in drinking hurricanes with another man (even if it is bfm) in the pkayboy grotto. and johnny cash in the background? makings of a shitty gay porno

  • Just(in) Hale

    Johnny Cash? Faith in humanity resored…

  • pocono jackson

    chive i want to be be you for one day pppplllleeeaaaasssssee you guys are something else

  • The Mad Zak

    #2 Thank God Dr. Dre and David Beckham both got decidedly stomped and did not get out of the first round. Two things I absolutely hate are soccer and rap.

  • The Mad Zak


    Best drink "Hurricane"? WTF is this? The Berry?

  • chode-a-tron

    I'm just glad you take break from ripping off Bansky.

  • John Kenny

    No way i would be caught dead in pinstripes but yeah, I see this happening. Grotto needs higher chick-to-dick ratio though. MUCH higher. Also Bill should be wearing a jet-pack. Just ties it all together. B)

  • IceColdBuddha

    For relaxing times… Santori times…..

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