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  • Dave

    first!

    • Kevin

      TROLL!

    • Dave

      Thanks for keeping the Dave's in first kcco from a fellow dave

    • Bill

      You win the Internet!! Congrats fucktard

      • http://matter.com Fkn Nick, Duh

        u mad

  • MAc

    Not sure if good idea or disgusting….

    • Ned_Plimpton

      Pretty sure you're an idiot if you need to question.

    • Jaba

      Not sure? Really? Well I'm pretty sure. Pretty sure you're retarded.

      • The Pict

        Wow dude, that told him!

    • Dakota

      Cant knock it til you try it

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    Better than MREs

    • https://www.facebook.com/tinywashere Travis Putman

      MREs are better for you than a can of hamburger. plus with a MRE you can make a hydrogen bomb

    • chong

      are you kidding me?!? they're the best. i'd have them every single day

    • OBIE WAN

      MREs arent too bad. takes two of them suckas to fill MY stomach
      though

    • Bingo

      Fuck that. I'd take Veggie Lasagna over a canburger any day.

    • Nobu

      Actually, some MRE's are quite delicious such as the Chicken and tomato with Feta MRE.

      • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

        Please remember that I am old, and my time with MREs was before they thought to include things like "flavor" and "nutrition". The one thing an MRE from my era was guaranteed to do was keep you from taking a dump for a week.

    • bill

      I miss the old c-rations.

  • BSmike

    Am I the only one who actually thinks it looks better than I figured it would look?

    • Amy

      Definitely not the only one. I thought the bun would be a soggy mess.

      • Jonah

        This probably isn't too different from how Mcdonalds stores/prepares their burgers

        • Catatafish

          you can most definitely flatten a mcdouble in a can

    • AmBush_Steve

      I thought it would look like crap too. It actually only looks as crappy as most burgers you'll get from Raunchy Ronnie's.

    • chaosd

      Actually yeah, it doesn't look that bad. I'm sure it doesn't taste all that great but it looks edible.

    • EvilRoySlade

      Not much different from a McDonalds burger

    • http://www.facebook.com/johntodd2010 John Paul Todd

      Awesomeness. We call beer a pork chop in a can but, this takes the cake or cheeseburger for that matter

    • amplidudes

      HAHAHAAH, this is so typical AMERICA *AAWWWW TASTY*

      Oh my godness … by the way, for every dislike my penis will grow, thank you!

  • KeepCalmDriveOn

    How did 'merica not think of this?

    • blue balls

      it's called "Big Mac" in 'merica

    • AllanA

      Not big or grease enough for 'Merica

    • Muadieb

      Because Big Mac's are already cheap here…

    • SMACKDADDYSUPREME

      cuz in 'merica we only have canned whoop ass.

      • sdawson22

        gay!

    • Jimmy Smith

      Because we can't eat the can.

  • KyleGoldstein

    #2 just in time for my lunch hour….thanks Chive

    PS where is my Military KCCO shirt?

  • Underbaker

    I'd be willing to give one a shot. #4 looks tasty.

    • Ray

      As long as you are near a trash can for the coming explosive vomit.

    • I_Love_You_

      lol look again…maybe if you hadn't eaten in a long while it would be tasty, but then, if you were that hungry you'd eat pretty much your own arm off. 😉

    • ChelseaRules

      I like how the word "tasty" doesn't necessarily imply a good taste. Just that it has a lot of it. In which case, yes, this looks balls out tasty!

      • Jack_LeMac

        tast·y [tey-stee]
        adjective, tast·i·er, tast·i·est.
        1. good-tasting; savory: a tasty canapé.
        2. Informal . having or showing good taste; tasteful.

        • ChelseaRules

          Was just trying to relate with how that could look "tasty." But thanks, Captain Literal.

          • Jack_LeMac

            I know it sounded dickish; I'm starting to think my super Literal powers are more of a curse than a blessing. Damn you, radioactive dictionary!!

      • Underbaker

        I will be one of the first to admit that looks can be deceiving. I've eaten plenty of good looking food that tasted like crap and made plenty of crappy looking food that tasted great. But I am willing to try anything once.

    • BloodScrubber

      Two words in the news alot lately. Pink Slime. No thanks.:x

    • Parallendicular

      What the hell is wrong with you!?

  • Dave sucks ass

    doesn't look bad at all, Dave you are a faggot.

    • Dave

      Your mom don't think I am.:p

      • Dave sucks ass's mom

        well, actually….

        • Dave

          LOL

          • etcrr

            maybe we should get together Dave? this is Stan!

      • Ian

        really? don't?!

  • Atom819

    surprisingly good?

  • sdawson22

    #4 Mmmm and still better then McDonalds!!

    • http://matter.com Fkn Nick, Duh

      wrong "than", and you're like the 2304803284th person to say that. -7 internetz for you

  • DemoPenguin

    Looks like McDonalds.

  • Ned_Plimpton

    Pretty much every fast food joint has a $1 cheeseburger… Why the fuck would you pay for this?

    • The_Dood

      Right under the first picture, "Swiss company Katadyn produces canned cheeseburgers for tourists and hikers." So I guess they have fast food places on the trails you hike?

      • Ned_Plimpton

        Ummmm… Pack food to go??

        • Derek

          Like say, a canned burger? I can't vouch for the accuracy of the following statement, but I think a canned burger travels better than bringing all the fixings.

          • http://matter.com Fkn Nick, Duh

            Derek wins. But back to the initial idiotic statement Ned made; obviously this was done to illustrate the process and result of something most of us were unaware of, a canned burger. Be less retarded.

    • asshloe

      this is the 1 dollar burger you pay for at mcdonalds

  • Jen

    It's sad that this looks a bit more tasty than what is served at McDonald's…

  • Unfkngblvbl

    Looks like a damn good burger to me. Hopefully not pink slime.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Spam suddenly sounds tasty.

    • Pete

      Spam, oddly enough, is actually quite nice… you just don't want to have too much of it.

  • Doctor_What

    I think you mean cock, Bob.

  • Zedhere

    Same thing as McDonalds.

  • http://twitter.com/RickS4D @RickS4D

    Finally a burger to take into the wilderness!

  • Mike Hunt

    I see but does it come in penis?

    • SquirePete

      #4. It is penis. Ground penis burger. Thats why there is that huge chunk of man-chowder on the left half of the top bun

  • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

    If it can be canned and not go bad, you probably don't want to eat it.

    But it still doesn't look any worse than McDonalds.

    • brandon

      Have u ever left mcdonalds burgers out for weeks and months it doesnt rot ever!!!! It just gets rock hard it foesnt even smell

  • Master_Rahl

    #3 There is so much WRONG happening here. Burgers shouldn't have to deal with such abuse… neither should those eating them.

  • I_Love_You_

    #3 #4
    ..Canned Hamburgers, a crime against food if ever i saw one..

  • REDDIT

    Do you guys get everything off reddit?

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      nope. there's a variety of sources. anything else?

      • REDDIT

        90% comes from reddit. Its just funny seeing this stuff a day later.

    • Dick Salad

      Who cares I'm not planning on surfing every fucking site out there just to be proud that I saw it somewhere else first. Thechive does a pretty good job of picking out the stuff (for the most part…) that's relevant to me.

  • reebus

    cant be that bad, i had a steak from 1975 in my military ration pack few months ago and it wasnt bad at all.. of course it was air sealed and a bit dry but meh.. lol

    • I_Love_You_

      was 1975 a good year for steak?

      • reebus

        may as well of been ha 😛 it was definitely a fluke though, as this also carried an old pack of camel lights and matches.

  • bones

    Buy some and make Mac eat it!

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