• um_yeah

    I don't usually eat cheesburgers, but when I do it is from a can!

  • @McBeastie666

    You usually have a lot of fingers in the back of your throat bob? Or is "fingers" code for something else?

  • Mikey D

    MMMM tasty burger. I do like me a burger. I can't picture Samuel Jackson eating "look at the brain on Brett" burger if it came from a can.

  • Da Sandman

    looks exponentially better than any fastfood franchise burger…

  • liquid nails

    Can't b any worse than cafeteria food we all survived …….

  • HalluxValgus

    the AV Club reviewed this a few years ago. The results were… not favorable:

  • jenner1185

    #4 I literally just dry heaved, this can't taste good.

  • chicago

    #3 great christmas gift idea. I can buy it now with no fear of the thing expiring within next 9 months. thanks chive

  • DonWon

    Eat only after a nuclear war .. & even then still questionable ….! GROSS!!!

  • Vent187

    Where can I find one?

  • Jeffrey


  • Adriana

    That's pretty gross……

  • andy candy

    i dont think i ever knew what fingers in my throat tasted like…


    #4 this looks better than a lot of "Freshly made" in some of the burger joints.

  • Billykid05


  • Jennie Krueger

    Mystery meat!

  • Best. Books. Evar.

    […] The. Fuck. Canned hamburgers look disgusting : theCHIVE graystang01's face here […]

  • Grendel

    I think I'll pass…

  • dxfc

    maybe its as good as like the astronaut ddried ice cream lol that stuff is deceptingly good

  • tmc102464

    This is just…wrong…

  • gingergreek

    That is just…I mean why? How hard is it to call a burger place? 😀

  • cody

    Sweet!!!!!! Where do I sign up?

  • Smitty

    This product is NO LONGER AVAILABLE with good reason! Other than a gag gift, NOBODY WANTS, but incase you were curious . . . .

  • LumpySpacePrincess

    that looks so…. DELICOUS! I NEED ONE.

  • noegod

    Looks like every single Mcdonalds burger I've ever seen! Probably tastes better too!

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