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Canned hamburgers reminds me of tasting fingers in the back of my throat (4 pics)

April 3, 2012 | In: Crazy Food, Creepy, FAIL, WTF

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Swiss company Katadyn produces canned cheeseburgers for tourists and hikers. It is high in protein and I'm sure helps strengthen your gag reflex.

Swiss company Katadyn produces canned cheeseburgers for tourists and hikers. It is high in protein and I’m sure helps strengthen your gag reflex.


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canned cheeseburger disgusting 1 Canned hamburgers reminds me of tasting fingers in the back of my throat (4 pics)

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canned cheeseburger disgusting 2 Canned hamburgers reminds me of tasting fingers in the back of my throat (4 pics)

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canned cheeseburger disgusting 3 Canned hamburgers reminds me of tasting fingers in the back of my throat (4 pics)

Category: Crazy Food, Creepy, FAIL, WTF

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  • um_yeah

    I don't usually eat cheesburgers, but when I do it is from a can!

  • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

    You usually have a lot of fingers in the back of your throat bob? Or is "fingers" code for something else?

  • Mikey D

    MMMM tasty burger. I do like me a burger. I can't picture Samuel Jackson eating "look at the brain on Brett" burger if it came from a can.

  • Da Sandman

    looks exponentially better than any fastfood franchise burger…

  • liquid nails

    Can't b any worse than cafeteria food we all survived …….

  • HalluxValgus

    the AV Club reviewed this a few years ago. The results were… not favorable: http://www.avclub.com/articles/taste-test-cheeseb…

  • jenner1185

    #4 I literally just dry heaved, this can't taste good.

  • chicago

    #3 great christmas gift idea. I can buy it now with no fear of the thing expiring within next 9 months. thanks chive

  • DonWon

    Eat only after a nuclear war .. & even then still questionable ….! GROSS!!!

  • Vent187

    Where can I find one?

  • Jeffrey

    Spaghetti

  • Adriana

    That's pretty gross……

  • andy candy

    i dont think i ever knew what fingers in my throat tasted like…

  • SALADFINGERS1

    #4 this looks better than a lot of "Freshly made" in some of the burger joints.

  • Billykid05

    Canburger

  • http://www.facebook.com/jonandbellasmomma Jennie Krueger

    Mystery meat!

  • http://www.moddedmustangs.com/forums/clubhouse/256886-best-books-evar.html#post4389150 Best. Books. Evar.

    [...] The. Fuck. Canned hamburgers look disgusting : theCHIVE graystang01's face here [...]

  • Grendel

    *Shudders*
    I think I'll pass…

  • dxfc

    maybe its as good as like the astronaut ddried ice cream lol that stuff is deceptingly good

  • tmc102464

    This is just…wrong…

  • gingergreek

    That is just…I mean why? How hard is it to call a burger place? :D

  • cody

    Sweet!!!!!! Where do I sign up?

  • Smitty

    This product is NO LONGER AVAILABLE with good reason! Other than a gag gift, NOBODY WANTS, but incase you were curious . . . .

  • LumpySpacePrincess

    that looks so…. DELICOUS! I NEED ONE.

  • noegod

    Looks like every single Mcdonalds burger I've ever seen! Probably tastes better too!

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