These books actually exist and they just made my day (36 Photos)

I couldn’t make up these titles if I tried.

Via Boredpanda

  • @bdaley84

    #4 & #11: same author

    #26: is that former Patriots/Bills/Cowboys QB, Drew Bledsoe?

  • Mike

    You forgot a book called Daddy's Roommate. And the hole book

  • misschris

    #7 I'm not a doctor, but I have read this book, so… I'll take a look

  • mr_chiver

    #15… by Dr. Charlie Sheen*** got the authors name wrong

  • Dave

    Have it! it's awesome!

  • @laurentaryn

    #22 is actually a good book… with an awesome title.

  • The_Dood

    #10 is part of a Cracked article on great Amazon reviews for shitty products. It's No 5.

  • Robster Craws

    #20 Skeleton: "Dat ass.."

  • Hendo

    #6 – I actually have this book, it's quite good actually. Masterton is a great thriller/horror author. Much better than anything Stephen King has put out lately.

    • QuickWit

      And the movie with Tony Curtis is pretty fun to watch as well. And you can find the whole thing on YouTube. Check out he trailer first… It's 70's at its best (worst).

      • Jeffgo5

        I was wondering if I was the only one who'd seen that movie. It's the one where the native american grows on the back of a woman, right?

  • KeepCalm617

    #7 should dedicate a chapter to the pros and cons of untrimmed bushes.

  • Zrock76

    #32 I am wondering if the author is in any way related to the former vice president and if so I wonder if this book was written as an afterthought.

    Also, on a different note: One book that I did not see here that I saw in my daughter's doctor's office is "The Moose with Loose Poops"

  • Dude Imbibes

    #10 Volume 2: Get the fuck out of the way.

  • LucretiusCarus

    #12 Please tell me that this is also an awesome 80s movie starring Linnea Quigley.

  • brer bear

    They forgot…."how to shit in the woods"

  • cdnalor

    #31 It's telling me to light a match.

  • Sean A.

    #20 Saw it on Amazon and this is what it's about. Nearly fell out of my chair.

    Tagline: It's difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead…

    Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy's pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn't think it's that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees. When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return… especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy's legs.

  • polish penetrator

    Racist chive where’s them nigger books?? Baaaha

  • Harry H-d Sinner

    #20 From the author of "Apeshit"…..LMAO!

  • QuickWit

    #6 is actually a good book and was made into a movie. Pretty freaky story.

  • Sean

    All the Carlton Mellick III titles are real and there are some that are even worse!

  • Jammy

    #25 available for free at the courthouse with a valid marriage certificate

  • Gallus

    #7 just might present some real possibilities.

    #13 might sell in my area. I live in redneck central and we actually have Steam and Grease associations, guys who preserve, restore and operate vintage tractors. Tractor pulls are a major event at county fairs and festivals around here. So there is a market for this book.

  • 147689

    #29 yes macs do poop…

  • Kyra

    #29 Totally had this growing up.

  • oliverklosov

    #22 Where behind the rabbit? It is the rabbit. You silly twit I nearly soiled my armor. Runaway runaway!!!

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