These books actually exist and they just made my day (36 Photos)

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I couldn’t make up these titles if I tried.

Via Boredpanda

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  • Bocanegra

    El Gran Fiaje del Senor Caca
    Hahaha, classic.

  • Warren

    #33 Find her!

  • Master_Rahl

    #3 So 100% of our minds will be on breasts. Works for me.

  • Master_Rahl

    #31 It's saying "HOOOWWWWDY HO"

  • Master_Rahl

    #12 #13 Ummm…. I see what you did there?

  • Master_Rahl

    #17 Quick, someone tell Mr Hankey about this!! I smell a lawsuit, oh wait, nope. That's just the anthropomorphic poo. (oh and WTF – does it say "yum" on the right side of the pic???)

    • SquirePete

      What do you mean why??? Haven't u ever been in jail?

  • Master_Rahl

    #35 Bow chicka meow meow

  • Master_Rahl

    #36 My kinda book, FIRE IT UP!

  • Angel

    #14 Surprise butt sex

  • Kpro

    #11 and #4 have the same author. Find this literary genius!

  • Pils


    Second edition?
    What was wrong with the first one?

  • sdawson22

    #10 hard to think that they made a First edition!

    #15 WTF… no really, WFT!! (Southern States)

  • 919bigt

    seriously, burn old people

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  • VolleyMav

    #5 photobombed #20 talk about a boner

  • Zghying some very strange books. Looks interesting.

  • Eric

    #11 & #4 Wow….2 out of 36 for Laurraine Petterson…..good job!!!

  • SquirePete

    #19 #20 I gotta admit…I'm a bit curious to read these two.

  • Crimson K-9

    #3 – I knew it! You women just aren't trying hard enough! If only they could be enlarged by how much WE think about them.
    Then again, for all the thought I've given my penis….

    • SquirePete

      SHHHH!!!! Don't let them know we can't something!! Dude, their gonna pull ur card!

  • dirty dave

    i feel like this was a gallery not to long ago. the chive is already recycling old stuff.

  • onethirdjewman

    #10 "Second Edition." Ha.

  • Mike

    Sad to see that "Go the Fuck to Sleep" did not make the list.

  • Cal1

    #29 forgive me if I'm wrong but I'm sure I've never seen an apple take a shit

  • BIGBY87rand

    Mr. t had his own childrens book series titled Mr T and Me. They're hilarious.

  • meh

    #2 what's so weird about this? i don't get it
    bombproof just means they dont get scared easily

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