These books actually exist and they just made my day (36 Photos)

Hey, #10 is a great idea. The snow is melting and revealing all kinds of messes that dog owners didn't clean up … oh … that book's title is How to Avoid Huge SHIPS.

My bad!

#19 So did I. Only I didn't know that she was Satan's daughter until the divorce.

Where can I get the book "I knocked up Satans daughter???"

#18 I think someone may goto hell for that one

#15 Popular in Appalachia.
#36 OK, I would totally get this.

#20: "You have to get out of here! Your vagina is haunted!"

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#13 Roger Welsch books are funny as hell.

#25 is by just any Welsch guy? Or just one in general?

#26 Did he write this book after Tom Brady became starting QB?

#3 tried that with my ex and I bent spoons around her small breastessesses

#20 is not haunted, it's the echo from being so big

#23 Pedobear rhapsody in d minor

#25 is a shop. The book was goodbye, tonsils. I had it.

That was incredibly stupid.

Stop re posting the same shit.

#13 looks a lot like Richard Riehle (Tom from Office Space. "It's a JUMP…. to conclusions map!")

i actually have this book and read it to my son quite often……i never realized it sounded funny until now LMAO

We recently bought "Everybody Poops" for a friend's kids – it's pretty hilarious – couldn't pass it up!!

#23- I'm a musician, I used to play piano and I used to work in a music shop; I've seen this book hundreds of times… But I've never owned it or used it, thank God
#29- Or you could buy the Catholic version, called "You're A Wicked Child, And That's Concentrated Evil Coming Out Of Your Backside"

#6 Wow!! I read that book in the early 80's. It's not among my library now but I remember it well.

Actually, "The Manitou" and it's sequel, "Revenge Of The Manitou" are great horror novels.

#36 is required for a class I am taking

#19 & #20 ……must read!