These books actually exist and they just made my day (36 Photos)

I couldn’t make up these titles if I tried.

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  • Dr. Evil.

    Hey, #10 is a great idea. The snow is melting and revealing all kinds of messes that dog owners didn't clean up … oh … that book's title is How to Avoid Huge SHIPS.

    My bad!

  • gimletmike

    #19 So did I. Only I didn't know that she was Satan's daughter until the divorce.

  • AzLiving

    Where can I get the book "I knocked up Satans daughter???"


    #18 I think someone may goto hell for that one 🙂

    • A2_tha_MFK

      You're! I meant You're, Now watch how many spell Nazis want me to go to hell!:p

      • MAGSGQ

        I had my red highlighter ready to correct.

  • MattKL

    #15 Popular in Appalachia.
    #36 OK, I would totally get this.

  • Canton

    #20: "You have to get out of here! Your vagina is haunted!"

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  • HillbillyNinja

    #13 Roger Welsch books are funny as hell.

  • hey_cw

    #25 is by just any Welsch guy? Or just one in general?

  • Marklar

    #26 Did he write this book after Tom Brady became starting QB?

  • saladfingers1

    #3 tried that with my ex and I bent spoons around her small breastessesses

  • saladfingers1

    #20 is not haunted, it's the echo from being so big

  • saladfingers1

    #23 Pedobear rhapsody in d minor

  • Pim

    #25 is a shop. The book was goodbye, tonsils. I had it.

  • Sundevil81

    That was incredibly stupid.

  • Marc Lunn

    Stop re posting the same shit.

  • antitango

    #13 looks a lot like Richard Riehle (Tom from Office Space. "It's a JUMP…. to conclusions map!")

  • kirah

    i actually have this book and read it to my son quite often……i never realized it sounded funny until now LMAO

    • kirah

      and i mean #1

  • Jennifer

    We recently bought "Everybody Poops" for a friend's kids – it's pretty hilarious – couldn't pass it up!!

  • Keith_D

    #23- I'm a musician, I used to play piano and I used to work in a music shop; I've seen this book hundreds of times… But I've never owned it or used it, thank God
    #29- Or you could buy the Catholic version, called "You're A Wicked Child, And That's Concentrated Evil Coming Out Of Your Backside"

  • tcja4

    #6 Wow!! I read that book in the early 80's. It's not among my library now but I remember it well.

  • Philippos Raftopoulos

    Actually, "The Manitou" and it's sequel, "Revenge Of The Manitou" are great horror novels.

  • Anonymous

    #36 is required for a class I am taking

  • LeeleeV

    #19 & #20 ……must read!

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