Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

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  • stumeister

    #19 Thats just mental !!!!

  • JustinFL

    Happy Daily Morning BIRTHDAY awesomeness to me! (Just wanted to make sure some D-bag didn't write what we all despise)

    • SulsaKnight

      My birthday as well! Happy Birthday to you and KCCO!

    • asdf


    • Sarah Jay

      Happy Birthday! KCCO :)

    • njvw

      Hey happy B-day. It's my birthday today too!!!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Don't worry; Stan/etcrr is slow todaysies.

      – Fan testimonial: "The only way this site improves if you concentrate on getting rid of trolls instead of decent people minding their own business, which is something you should do. – etcrr"

      • Sleep_Salone

        "…slow todaysies."??? As opposed to yesterday, when his quick wit and thoughtful comments were adored by Chivers the world over?

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Dammit, I wanted to defend poor Stan a little since he get's beat up so much, but you're right, why bother…
          Fuck you Stan!

          – Fan testimonial: "does this bitch really write down comments people have said about her? LMAO. – George Costanza"

          • Sleep_Salone

            There's no defending Stan/etcrr…do you still have his (Stanley's) avatar with the troll face?

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              Damn, I do….
              <img src="http://i.imgur.com/OQSXI.jpg"&gt;
              – Fan testimonial: "Request for ban please admins, swing the banhammer. – James Dobry"

              • Sleep_Salone

                Beautiful…I think that was the sperm that killed Stan and created etcrr. Much appreciated Paula_.

    • Steve

      Happy bday kcco

    • StickyWickets

      Thank you sir and Happy Birthday!

    • Noegod

      Nice work on preventing that sir!
      Happy Bday, KCCO!

    • Josh

      Happy Birthday! KCCO

    • Ekajevans

      Happy Birthday!!!

  • hater

    #2. I hope this catches on. Chive, make it so.

    • stumeister

      Agreed, hope this becomes as popular as planking !

      • StickyWickets

        Planking is over Stu. Its all about Taylor Swifting now.

        • stumeister

          Please elborate?

          • StickyWickets

            It's when you pull your pants down and drag your ass across the ground like a dog. You should really watch more south park.

            • The_Dood

              oooolllldddd looonnnggg joooohhhnnnnnsoooonnnn

              • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

                I get this

    • WG27

      GOtta love Melbourne… all the best stuff comes from here! Welcome the BOOB BOMB!

    • http://twitter.com/danieljillm @danieljillm

      Chive…find her please. More boob bombs too!

      • R-Dub

        Of course. I knew there would be a "find her" for this photo eventually. There is a girl in it after all…

    • Chris23

      Agreed. Boob photo bombs will make the world a better place.

  • wakawaka


    • JJJ

      you misspelt 'wanker'

    • Sluttypanda

      we all despise this

    • weekendwarrior


  • MonkeyMadness

    #24 Of course a car that dirty would be wearing a thong. ;)


    shouldn't it be other way around?

    • Logicyup

      Yes, but it would no longer be reality.

    • bh4q

      Not in 'merica

    • https://www.facebook.com/Luispedrosato Luis Pedro Gonçalves

      I had the same idea

    • pmtip

      Depends upon whether or not you view the icons as descriptive or prescriptive.

      • Steve

        Good for you, very eloquently put!

  • MattKL

    #2 The best kind of bombing!

  • etcrr

    #27 holy crap

    • fuckoffetcrr
      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


        – Fan testimonial: "My opinion: Less people would hate you if you post more pics like this, but what do I know? I'm just a fish who fears my feline counterparts. – FeloniousFish"

        • boobs

          Paula you should send a pic of yourself into the Chive…would love to see if you are worthy

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            I was in several hump day and BYB's already.

            – Fan testimonial: "You were are and always will be the lowest form of life on this planet. Not fit for cleaning the shit off anyone's boots."

    • Tian

      That's some quick thinking there, I would have probably died.

      • tapsnapornap

        I know the log truck drivers up here don't wear seatbelts so they can do the same thing in a split second. I've never actually seen it happen before though, scary as shit!!!

    • JOHN

      look at that lucky fuck jump out. so ninja

    • Slarre

      The driver of the trailer went down and survived.
      Happened in Norway recently.

      • hello please

        Good. I thought this whole thing was in poor taste tbh

    • The_Dood

      Am I the only one that ever hooked a tow truck up to a semi with a trailer in GTA: San Andreas and drove it to the top of the mountain to jump it off? I can't tell you how many times I've seen this happen digitally.

    • Z_b

      • Guest

        That is one magic color changing tow truck!

    • Ryan

      All I could think of was Cleveland's voice saying "Oh, no, no, no, no!"

  • Beena Dorgan

    Andy gets the best toys

    • StaticFX

      this would be really cool if Star Wars hadnt been made 20 plus year before….

  • The Guy

    #1 Mike Myers from the SNL skit "Sprokets"?

    • 3MC

      Dieter, the wonder years.

  • Beena Dorgan

    Might get this tattooed on my boobs

    • notworking

      i'm a sex with a beard

      • tapsnapornap

        but does she like sex with sex with beards?

    • Beards 4 Life

      If you can grow it, show it.

    • RealZoo

      I'm going to grow my beard……..and then call you, Beena Dorgan.

    • StickyWickets

      pictures or it didn't happen

    • Guz

      Me and my beard approve this message.

    • brian

      Then my beard would like to meet your boobs

    • beard

      might want to see your new tattoo :D

    • the_mike

      something something something I have a beard and will put it in your butt something.

  • http://www.spachethespatula.com/ Rachael

    #27 would be horrifying to witness

    • derbymon

      Hey! Really….I saw this happen when I was in the Alps many years ago!
      The truck driving behind us disappeared, his lights were gone….we stopped and looked back and there it was tumbling down the mountain. YAA!! Too far down…so the guy that was driving just shook his head and we got back on the road.

    • Logicyup

      Would be horrifying to be the driver, screw the witnesses. Well unless you witnessed it from the bottom of that cliff and think really slow.

      • http://www.spachethespatula.com/ Rachael

        As the driver you're kind of shit out of luck. You're tumbling down a cliff… there's not much you can do to change the outcome of your situation. Whether you live or die is a roll of the dice.
        As the witness directly behind, it would pretty much be your duty to somehow assist the situation. That person's life could be in your hands.

        • tapsnapornap

          I'm pretty sure he was very prepared for that to happen, I commented on the same gif above…I know log truck drivers don't wear seatbelts so they can jump in a split second. I'm not saying this wouldn't be scary, but they're very aware of this possibility and what to do. Somebody up higher said The driver of the TOWED truck survived, but I can't see why he would be in his truck.

          • goglas

            Because trucks dont steer and brake themselves……unless he got old blinky of Homer

            • tapsnapornap

              Ever had your car towed? Did you sit in it and steer and brake? Dope…

              • goglas

                Yeah…many times,and every time I have had to be in it steering and braking.If its a tow where they raise the front wheels its not needed,but that isnt the case here.
                Did you look at the video?Its getting pulled by about 50 ft of wire.When they go down a hill or round a corner how does it slow down or turn? Bawbag…

                • tapsnapornap

                  Indeed, didn't see the cable. My bad, I thought he had the rig's front wheels hooked up.

    • fendermallot

      would suck to be the driver of the tow truck…

      "Hey, what's going on? whoa, wha… fffffuuuuuuuuuuu!"

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Unless etcrr was in it.

      – Fan testimonial: "Paula, how the hell are you going to maintain such an awesomely bad negative rating if you start posting up gems like this? – Justin Hall"

      • tapsnapornap

        Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!…He is a truck driver after all…

    • Guest

      Why does the tow truck change colors?

  • Logicyup

    #10 Blue balls.. Even children suffer their wrath.

  • fuckoffetcrr
    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


      – Fan testimonial: "does this bitch really write down comments people have said about her? LMAO. – George Costanza"

    • StickyWickets

      Please do this all day

  • Wet_tosti

    #11 Nailed it !!

    • http://twitter.com/danieljillm @danieljillm

      Any excuse I can get to Tebow

    • organix85

      I see what you did there.

  • beefcstew

    should be called photo boobing

    • JHL1

      I approve of this trend.

  • Anonymous

    #25 #26 # 27

    SWEET MOTHER OF GOD. Thank god I live in safe old south western Ontario.

  • TylerG_76

    #2 Find her!

    • R-Dub

      Try looking outside. Many women reside there.

  • frank

    #27 I always want to know what happens after the gif ends

    • Logicyup

      The most awesome 3-somes you could ever imagine. Also the winning lottery numbers are displayed.

      • frank

        Oh cool man, thanks!

    • Ride

      Well check it out! :) http://www.nyhetspressen.se/1912138.html

      As you can se on the gif the driver got out just in time but, there was another driver in truck behind.
      He survived too but broke both his legs! Lucky as hell if you ask me!

    • Rhayzor

      The sequence repeats from the beginning…

    • Leland

      The GIF never ends.

  • beyondwudge


    Wow hahaha

    • Joe Q?

      Imagine if punctured his skull while he was performing that trick. What a horrible way to die.

  • James Munn

    #15 AWESOME!! #22 You naughty bastard, show them titties!!

  • RandomTask09

    #11: Insert brain here.

  • dashete

    #5 That poor kid is gonna feel guilty for the rest of her life.

    • Joel

      Feel guilty that she wasn't aborted because any father that stupid shouldn't be passing on his DNA?

      • poop

        Thats not stupid. i think its really sweet.

        • drea619

          ya i think its too sweet!!! thats true love, not stupid, your child's artwork is better served as a tattoo than anything a tattoo artist can draw up for you.

    • Bombdiggity

      She drew a pretty good picture of his tattoo if you ask me

    • pmtip

      As a father, I can promise you that in 20 years, this will be an incredible bond between the two of them. Mostly because they will both realize that the line between love and stupidity is narrow and often hard to find.

      • TheAutomaticMan

        couldn't agree more, I too am a father, and have always wanted to do something like this. My daughter and I already have an amazing bond, we're ridiculously close, this could only improve that.

        • thom

          A guy that makes that bad of decisions, isn't going to be a part of her life in 6 months, let alone 20 years.

          • TheAutomaticMan

            yes…. because tattoos = bad decisions, especially when its a drawing that your daughter drew, most likely as a gift for her father. No way in hell are you a father.

            • thom

              I am a father of two small kids. Being a good father does not mean doing whatever your child wants you to do. You have to show them the right thing to do, not just say it.
              And yes, tattoos = bad decisions. Check out ever prison, every barista, every pierced douche-bag out there.

              • Mike

                that means a 75 year-old lady who volunteers at a food bank and has a tattoo is a douche-bag?
                I'd love to meet you face to face, but then it would be unfair to you becuase you have no face

                • TheAutomaticMan

                  yeah, pretty much, according to this guy all tattooed people are hoodlums. Apparently we're still living in the 1990's. And just because this guy got the tattoo doesn't mean she asked him. He could have done it because he thought it was cool. I for one think its a very original idea, and actually has meaning. But then again you could mistake the animal she drew for him as something offensive right? I mean, it's a tattoo, he probably does drugs and robs old people.

          • Franklin1138

            Well, aren't WE feeling judgmental today…

    • ekgraider

      I dig it. What else was he gonna get a dragon or some unoriginal shit like that?

  • http://twitter.com/jahrodnz @jahrodnz

    #1 Bitch I'm fabulous! Gotta get my pose on!

    • organix85

      I was wondering if this was some kind of field trip… cause one of those kids has a baby.

  • RandomTask09

    #23: 'Merican zoo

    #1: (The kid on the right) – "I'm Fab-U-Lous"

    • JHL1

      What? You never saw a girafopotomus before?

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