I am very real. (1 Diatribe)

I apologize in advance for the reading required to enjoy this post, but it's worth it..

In October of 1973, Bruce Severy — a 26-year-old English teacher at Drake High School, North Dakota — decided to use Kurt Vonnegut's novel, Slaughterhouse-Five, as a teaching aid in his classroom. The next month, the head of the school board, Charles McCarthy, demanded that all 32 copies be burned in the school's furnace as a result of its "obscene language." Other books soon met with the same fate.
For those of you unfamiliar with Slaughterhouse-Five, it is a satirical novel by Kurt Vonnegut about World War II experiences and journeys through time of a soldier called Billy Pilgrim. Ranked the 18th greatest English novel of the 20th century by Modern Library, it is generally recognized as Vonnegut's most influential and popular work.

On the 16th of November, Kurt Vonnegut sent McCarthy the following letter. He didn't receive a reply.

November 16, 1973

Dear Mr. McCarthy:

I am writing to you in your capacity as chairman of the Drake School Board. I am among those American writers whose books have been destroyed in the now famous furnace of your school.

Certain members of your community have suggested that my work is evil. This is extraordinarily insulting to me. The news from Drake indicates to me that books and writers are very unreal to you people. I am writing this letter to let you know how real I am.

I want you to know, too, that my publisher and I have done absolutely nothing to exploit the disgusting news from Drake. We are not clapping each other on the back, crowing about all the books we will sell because of the news. We have declined to go on television, have written no fiery letters to editorial pages, have granted no lengthy interviews. We are angered and sickened and saddened. And no copies of this letter have been sent to anybody else. You now hold the only copy in your hands. It is a strictly private letter from me to the people of Drake, who have done so much to damage my reputation in the eyes of their children and then in the eyes of the world. Do you have the courage and ordinary decency to show this letter to the people, or will it, too, be consigned to the fires of your furnace?

I gather from what I read in the papers and hear on television that you imagine me, and some other writers, too, as being sort of ratlike people who enjoy making money from poisoning the minds of young people. I am in fact a large, strong person, fifty-one years old, who did a lot of farm work as a boy, who is good with tools. I have raised six children, three my own and three adopted. They have all turned out well. Two of them are farmers. I am a combat infantry veteran from World War II, and hold a Purple Heart. I have earned whatever I own by hard work. I have never been arrested or sued for anything. I am so much trusted with young people and by young people that I have served on the faculties of the University of Iowa, Harvard, and the City College of New York. Every year I receive at least a dozen invitations to be commencement speaker at colleges and high schools. My books are probably more widely used in schools than those of any other living American fiction writer.

If you were to bother to read my books, to behave as educated persons would, you would learn that they are not sexy, and do not argue in favor of wildness of any kind. They beg that people be kinder and more responsible than they often are. It is true that some of the characters speak coarsely. That is because people speak coarsely in real life. Especially soldiers and hardworking men speak coarsely, and even our most sheltered children know that. And we all know, too, that those words really don’t damage children much. They didn’t damage us when we were young. It was evil deeds and lying that hurt us.

After I have said all this, I am sure you are still ready to respond, in effect, “Yes, yes–but it still remains our right and our responsibility to decide what books our children are going to be made to read in our community.” This is surely so. But it is also true that if you exercise that right and fulfill that responsibility in an ignorant, harsh, un-American manner, then people are entitled to call you bad citizens and fools. Even your own children are entitled to call you that.

I read in the newspaper that your community is mystified by the outcry from all over the country about what you have done. Well, you have discovered that Drake is a part of American civilization, and your fellow Americans can’t stand it that you have behaved in such an uncivilized way. Perhaps you will learn from this that books are sacred to free men for very good reasons, and that wars have been fought against nations which hate books and burn them. If you are an American, you must allow all ideas to circulate freely in your community, not merely your own.

If you and your board are now determined to show that you in fact have wisdom and maturity when you exercise your powers over the eduction of your young, then you should acknowledge that it was a rotten lesson you taught young people in a free society when you denounced and then burned books–books you hadn’t even read. You should also resolve to expose your children to all sorts of opinions and information, in order that they will be better equipped to make decisions and to survive.

Again: you have insulted me, and I am a good citizen, and I am very real.

Kurt Vonnegut

[Source: lettersofnote.com]

  • Louvstar

    Poo-dee-tweet drake…smartest joke I've ever made

  • Tboust

    Like a boss!!!!!!!!!

  • Denzel

    I haven't read any of Vonnegut's novels but I already respect him as a badass

  • Arbitrary Name

    I think the Chive should use Vonnegut's image, instead of Bill Murray's. Vonnegut championed free speech, which has more to do with what the Chive posts than does Murray's antics, especially considering he hasn't done anything funny in quite some time.

  • Telephone Man

    Vonnegut travelled the edge between reality and fantasy. Breakfast of Champions, Slaughterhouse-5, Contents of the Dead Man's Pockets, Man Without a Country. If you haven't taken a shot at Vonnegut, do his memory an honor and try one. He will take your mind places it hadn't been. True, unadulterated, unfettered genius.

  • BradIronside

    Coming from someone who has never read any of this authors books or even heard of him i find this to be extremely outragous, book burnings really wow welcome to the hitler school of the 21st century. read everything you can people for only knowledge and new ideas can save us. thank you.

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  • James Murdoch

    That was a poor letter with several inconsistencies.

    If he only sent one copy of this letter to Mr McCarthy – how are we seeing it? Did Mr McCarthy think, I know, I've a great idea, I'll type that up and send it to my mates in an email or did he file it away in his drawer and hand it to his children?

    Children should not be exposed to the cruel rigours or working men nor of war combat. Children should be protected and do not need to be forced to grow up and learn 'The Truth' from spastics like Kurt Vonnegut.

    Kind regards

    A disappointed native Englishman.

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