Kansas lost the game, but they won via the boobs (30 Photos)

  • RandomTask09

    They grow 'em big in Kansas… boobs, that is.

    • Anon

      I suddenly have the need to go back to college….

    • TheAutomaticMan

      yeah, this whole post was pretty amazing….. although i did laugh when #9 came up…. that make me a bad person?

      OH!! how about a post like this from all the big colleges??

      • SATexas4life

        No sir, I chuckled a little when I too saw 9. Also this post makes me wanna transfer to KU….


      I love bewbs ๐Ÿ˜€

    • Swaff

      i read that in foghorn leghorns voice….

    • jon

      Where are the faces of these women?

    • Tumbleweed

      We have just seen the only 30 (or 60) redeeming features of that shitty state…and even shittier school. Rock Chalk my ass…Fuck the gayhawks….

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Fuck you RandomTask09!

    Oh and this gallery needs moar hump!

    – Fan testimonial: "Oh, and one more thing, Bob. When you post your pictures, you might want to wait a few before logging on as Paula and getting things going by stirring up the Chive. Your alter-ego, "Paula" is always one of the first few to make a comment whenever Bob posts his pics. Coincidence? I think not."

    • Trav

      So close… Second is the first loser tho. So gratz there.

    • rnr

      ah, the truth comes out – what we've expected all along. Nice life loser!

    • that_ALBANIAN_guy

      I think Paula_'s a pretty cool guy. eh posts pictures and then comments on them and doesnt afraid of anything.

    • Doctor_What

      Bob is the worst. Lame posts, lame sense of humor, lazy lazy lazy. He'd be out at any other company, but he's related to the Bro's… Our loss.

      This post is a rare hit for him, though.

    • http://www.facebook.com/James.D24 James Dobry

      Request for ban please admins, swing the banhammer

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Please click the 'Report' option below the offending posting, fill it out, click 'Report this!'
        Please be elaborate. Thank you for your cooperation.

        – the one who loves reading those before bedtime

        • Dr. Evil.

          At least she's not mayer!

  • saintcasey

    But the Kentucky girls have the gaps….between their teeth!

    • murph

      I bet you'd still probably take a girl with gap teeth over that gigantic bottle of Lubriderm next to your bed

  • CreepingSamurai

    Mother of god

    • nate

      #19….o my good lord

  • Logicyup

    #15 #20 I never knew I liked Kansas til now.

  • Smack76

    BOOBS ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ )

    • aussie aussie aussie

      Where in oz are you from mate….?

      • Smack76

        Benalla VIC

  • oqsig99

    Lost is not a word that should be associated with this thread. #20 is pure win.

    • pleasuringbabes

      I am in total agreement. There is no such thing as a loss when discussing breast that perfect.

      • Cindy

        I just checked your intensedebate comment stream…I uh, think you should change your name to "frightening the hell out of women".

  • Robtoad

    What do they put in the water to grow em like that? Damn!

    • Francois

      growth hormones… its in the milk

      • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

        and the corn…and the grain…and the chicken feed…

    • JHL1

      Saline and Silicone

  • Francois

    After most "men" following this site chose to fuck the canadian Beauty queen dude over a GENETICALLY AUTHENTIC woman with short hair, I have to say I don't think anyone commenting about women can be trusted any longer.

    • Francois

      also #5 #14 #19 and #22 win

    • chrislee

      RIGHT!!!…doesnt make any sense. A glitch in the matrix perhaps?

    • Mags

      I guess those guys think a woman is just the sum of her external features.

    • Doctor_What

      So… Are you attracted to the X chromosome? If the girl in question identifies herself as female, acts feminine, and looks beautiful, you are not attracted to her because she has a Y chromosome?

      Hate to break it to you, but there are girls out there who are XY and were born without any male primary or secondary sex features.

      I don't understand where this anger is coming from, but the problem is yours, not hers.

      • Francois

        Thank you for pointing out a fundamental genetic anomoly to a med school student. What you are referring to is actually called an "intersex" individual. And as far as anger is concerned, you'll find none here. I am pointing out the bizarre tendency of the male chivers pushing aside their procreation instincts to nail a hot "woman" that is actually a man and being turned off by an actual woman because she she has 1 feature, a completely amorphous feature btw, that has been traditionally attributed to men. It makes no sense to me.

        • Doctor_What

          All of a sudden, you're a scholar. Congratulations, you're still an idiot.

          • Francois

            I bet you say that to everyone smarter than you. Insults are the last resort of someone without a leg to stand on "Doctor." You defend yourself as though I insult you as an individual for liking a transsexual person. Anyone is welcome to get down with anyone they want. I don't seek to treat that person any differently but the truth is no matter how much surgery or how that guy has worked on his feminine affectations, it is still a man. You are attracted to a man who has gone to great lengths to appear to be a woman.

            • Doctor_What

              Your view of gender is so archaic that I fear for your future patients. Although, you are a med school student as much as I am a horse-drawn carriage; which is to say, you're not.

              • JOHN

                An interesting way to look at things considering that his/her Y chromosome would determine how I would treat him/her as a patient with a sex-linked genetic disease. Stigmatizing me as "archaic" because the lens through which I see this person is based on their genetic make up is as close minded as your false perception of me. I treat based on microbiological make up, not on macro anatomical structures. If I were a dermatologist I would treat the skin cancer underneath the tattoo, not the tattoo itself.

                Frankly considering a woman a woman just because she has labia, a vaginal canal, and breasts is insulting to women. Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken. But like I said before I do not seek to treat this person other than an equivalent human being, he can do whatever he wants to himself, and maintain that visage while not in his presence. for posterity I would treat him as a woman if he asked me to. I choose call a spade a spade. Congrats btw on your career as a buggy.

                • JOHN=Francois

                  Same guy these are some of my 1/2 dozen alias in comments section

    • TDub66

      "Lighten up Francis!"

      • Francois

        I gave you thumbs up for the Stripes reference

  • Mad_Hittman

    All my worries, gone by staring at #16 for a long enough period of time..

    • Huntdog

      Perfect cleavage. Go Hogs.

  • etcrr

    #25 Kansas wins By a cup slide

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_
    • Gotta Believe

      You are actually trying to be an ignorant fucker.

    • Adam

      Can someone just fill me in quick on the growing hate of etcrr?

      • Someone

        Just check his comment stream…he's a little 'special.'

        • Go Kansas

          He likes to delete his comments when someone gives him a negative vote

          • JHL1

            ^ and also is a first page post glutton, with short lame comments just to get them in there

  • RealZoo

    #1 #3 #20………I didn't root for Kansas ……but I am now!!!

  • redman12

    I just became Kansas State fan, only the boobies!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=679850617 Jeremy D Warren

      There's a difference between KU and K-State, boss. KU is the badass Jayhawks (so nicely portrayed here)… Unlike our paste-eating down syndrome counter parts, the K-State Wildcats… Just like comparing Google Chrome to IE.

      • Josh

        Well put. Google Chrome to IE. KCCO

        GO Wolfpack!

      • Rhyno

        yep, very well said! this comment deserves way more thumbs up. I lived in Lawrence Kansas for years and going to Manhattan Ks is like a trip to white trash hell.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=679850617 Jeremy D Warren

    #20 …This post makes me even more proud to be from Kansas. ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK!!! GO KU!!!

    • jeremy

      Jeremy d warren your dumb

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=679850617 Jeremy D Warren

        Somebody must be on his man-rag. Have good day and KCCO, man.

    • Ray

      Either way…those are fantastic chesticles.

  • aaron

    #1 #11 lovely jubbly….

    • shitfaced

      Big fat titties.

  • eub

    dang I guess Kansas isn't all flat

  • IceColdBuddha

    I guess not everything in Kansas is flat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • theyellowfever

    What's a KU and how do I get there? Sounds like there's lots of #6 to console.

  • Mikey

    How can one fap without faces???

    • shawn

      you do not want to see their faces it would ruin it

    • JHL1

      The same way one fap's with faces.

      • JHL1

        A better question would be why the hell did I put an apostrophe in that last comment?

  • Wet_tosti

    I predict a lot of future lower back problems in Kansas!

  • MattKL

    #4 You sure do!

  • nabA

    #3 Spectacular. My morning is now better.

  • Beldar

    #9 is just fat.

    • Motofoxe

      Get out of your mom's basement

    • brian

      I'd still milk those puppies

    • Anon

      And you are just an unnecessary dick. The world will live without your douche comments.

    • Power

      doesn't matter…had sex

    • pinky thumbs

      Big is beautiful to some people

    • misschris

      I may be going to hell for it, but I laughed out loud at your comment. Thanks for that!

    • yherth

      Yea, waist is wider than the torso……

    • joeB

      Turn this pic upside down and it might work

    • bluemagic

      i said the same thing. ive seen less fat chicks with better boobs, smh

    • Gunner

      glad you said and not me but its true. Sorry # 9

    • tommytwotime

      can't fap to this

      • tommytwotime

        actually I lied, yes I can

  • Notmyname

    I live in Kansas, and walk around saying "damn – look at that rack" a lot!
    Thanks Chive!

  • Rainmaker2112

    John & Bob, I think TheChive should be the website to bring a "Boob Madness" Tournament. Take this theme of #(College name)boobs and get women to submit wearing their favorite teams tshirt. You could also have a "Mind the Gap Madness" for those wearing their favorite teams shorts, underwear, etc.

    Have the Chivers & Chivettes vote for the best "team" in a "March Madness" format, until a champion is crowned. Hell, you could extend this to Division I, Division 2, Division 3, NAIA levels. Who better than TheChive to bring this to fruition? In fact, you could even have the "teams" set and then create a contest where we could "pick our winners" and have it be for sponsored prizes, etc.

    For the record, the Midwest is full of huge, natural boobs, so there's plenty "to go around".

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