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Want vs Need (33 photos)

April 4, 2012 | In: Travel, Want vs Need

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  • MICHAEL

    #4 I am now ready for the Zombie Apocalypse!

    • Ginje

      …where does the ammo mag go..? Single shot? Real effective for hordes of zombies bro.

    • T-Bags

      But, where oh where does the clip go?

      • MICHAEL

        I am thinking this should be adjusted to hold an AK-47 and an ammo belt. Think Minigun

    • Althing

      Yeah cute toy and all but where do the bullets go?

      • 6655321

        Out of the barrel.

    • Sploodge

      where do the bullets go?!

    • …

      but wait….where do the bullets go!

      oh never mind…it's already been said.

      • Markus

        Yeah…it was said in the picture itself in the original post…

    • ThatGuy

      I can envision several basic design adjustments that would allow ammo to be carried. Stop freaking out guys its just a basic conceptual design.

    • Hunter_BZ

      I take it none of you own a gun!? the design would work perfectly fine. A mag loads the bullets from the top, so the mag is basically the handle. when you pop off the mag/handle u load the bullets.

      • Kiwijoe

        Design would work but there is no magazine to that gun in the picture.

    • diggle

      one bullet at a time,huh?

    • Jake

      I'd cut my leg off with that thing…

  • MICHAEL

    #32 what the fuck is going on here? Sorry the double comment but seriously?!!?!

    • uru

      don't show it to Michael bay, he would make a movie about it.

      • MICHAEL

        Truer words have never been spoken

        • Chchchive

          OMG you could've said FIRST and then SECOND and you didn't.

          You are truly a God.

  • uru

    #4 i think there's is no place for charging bullets, one round and you're fucked

    • kai

      Should be redesigned to hold a Model 500 or a .44 Magnum.

  • Fun_with_Numbrs

    #5
    YES…if you get a go-go gadget penis. That would be the tits.

    • JHL1

      Tits?
      I'm pretty sure that would be a steel woody.

  • chronicLSD

    need #8 jizzed on #25

    • waste

      too bad its a Lexus (over priced Toyota)

      • Basket

        Says one who's obviously never driven a Lexus.

        • waste

          i drive an Audi S5 thank you.

          • Basket

            I'm sorry to hear that.

    • Ali Ackbah

      Wait you got off on a Lexus…? Aim higher dude… Fuck me there was even a Bugatti in here.

      • Guest

        and who makes Bugatti? Volkswagen.

        • …

          bottom line:

          German engineering > Japanese engineering.

          • Sarex

            Well take Nissan GTR for an example, and say that again.

            German quality maybe, but engineering, doubtful…

            • Brother Maynard

              And you slack jacks completely missed the Koenigsegg #7

              • Sarex

                True that.

        • John

          You may confusing 'makes' with 'owns'.

          Tata motors owns Jaguar and Jaguar still rock.

    • http://thedirty.com thedirty

      8 is deanna wooster

  • billshakes626

    #2 NEED!!

  • tv_paul

    Terminator doin' it right?

  • shawthomas

    #9
    I'm a carpenter… WANT!

    • MartiniSteve

      I'd be afraid to use it. It's a work of art!

    • Yak Surfer

      That thing has to weigh a ton.

    • Dex

      Link to larger pictures and story of toolchest: http://www.finewoodworking.com/PlansAndProjects/P…

      Apparently it was built and used by a piano/organ maker in the 19th century.

      • shawthomas

        I knew I've seen this picture before, love that magazine.

    • shawthomas

      Imagine you show up at a clients with that case, they would be like… wow this guy must be really good!

    • tLoko420

      Looks like a Mason Illuminati Survival Kit.

    • TheAutomaticMan

      completely agree with ya bud, that kit is amazing. My faith in humanity was slightly restored on this one, i was afraid someone would think it was a surgeons kit from the 1800s or something.

    • Daniel

      Just FYI incase you want to read into it. That is H. O. Studley's tool cabinet. All hand made with a space specifically for each tool. He was a piano craftsman. Pure awesome.

    • Underbaker

      You should build them, imagine what people would pay for one.

  • Csquaredapparel

    #29 would be nice!

    • HoustonChiver

      Im a huge movie buff so this is a for sure NEED. Lol

    • MattKL

      normall I'm not someone who needs a big house with a movie theater in it. But I'd make an exception for this.

  • Fun_with_Numbrs

    #30
    Cool idea.

    • •(-_-)•

      I'm replying for the sake of replying if you have a problem with that then you should go have an nice catchup with your parents over a coffee and express you anger to then

  • tv_paul

    #13

    Terminator doin' it right?

    • Guest

      Paul finally doin' it right with the pic.

      • tv_paul

        I know, my laptop key board action isn't working out so great, a lot like my life. Oh well, as the dyslexics say "Kepe Clam & Chiev no"

    • Robert

      Oh my that's incredible.

  • KeepCalmDriveOn

    #29 I want this, I need this, and I plan on getting this.

    • mchelle37

      You're so cool

  • AllanA

    #1 Who doesn't want a Bugatti Veyron

    I'll take that with the girl #16

    • Guest

      Get the Veyron, and any girl on the planet it pretty much yours. It's a feature, not a bug, though some of the girls you'll attract, particularly the hottest ones, may have you thinking differently in about a week. We all know how this works…. ;-)

    • JHL1

      She has big jugs.

  • Irishstephen

    #8 Want one for my right hand and need one for my left…

    • tapsnapornap

      Well you're in luck then, she has one for each :D

  • Ray

    #8 and #26 are a want. Pure and simple

    • http://thedirty.com thedirty

      8 deanna wooster

    • wistfulD

      #26 seems to be saying, "you need a cock bigger than this to get inside what I'm pointing at."

      • Moke

        Or is she saying "I only have a small penis so it's not that weird"

  • CabanaDan

    #16 And the Nutella, too.

    • Lev

      She's a cutie.

      • JHL1

        *she's a cutie with big jugs

  • Swamp1983

    #20 Need

    • Blue bronco

      Thinkgeek.com

      • Swamp1983

        thanks you just got me in trouble I just spent my paycheck everything.

        • Really???

          All $6.43?

          • Swamp1983

            hardy har har

    • ChelseaRules

      I got this for my little brother for Christmas last year. They're rad.

      • Sally

        i want to lick your nipples and slide my tongue deep within your velvet recess.

        • ChelseaRules

          You're disgusting.

          • Sally

            Seriously, what about a rimmer?…chicks like us dig the rimmer.

            • ChelseaRules

              You just ruined my day.

              • Sally

                Okay…sorry 'bout that. I'll leave you alone now…although, I reserve the right to show up later if I get bored.

                • ChelseaRules

                  Just for future reference: The best way to get into a girl's pants isn't by making her feel like she's just been sexually assaulted.

                  • Sally

                    I'm aware of that. I crossed the line and I feel all empty inside because of it.

        • saltygary

          Jesus Christ man. Hahahaha

    • overlord larry

      Thinkgeek.com

      problem solved

  • tv_paul

    #16

    All that’s needed now is a hotel room, drop cloth and a spatula and the fun can begin!

  • http://www.thechive.com HostosFQ

    #14

    dafuq is this shit?

    • lemurfart

      a shoe

      • womp

        i concur

    • Hurricane Harri

      Not certain, but I think it's a shoe.

    • tawlker

      It's a stylish shoe. Don't worry, you won't be tested on this material…

    • AndrewJ411

      I thought it might have a mirror on the toe.

    • Tata

      It's different from velcro so you need never worry.

  • mid13

    #1 is my dream car =] and #12 please.

    • http://www.comparethevalue.co.uk/ Sam

      #1 is a total need and want for me! and #12 would be cool to have too. ;)

    • Sixers

      please can we find #12

      • mid13

        http://store.biegertfunk.com/us/collection-qlockt…
        but I cannot find the watch version =[

        • jeq

          http://qlocktwo.com/info_w.php?lang=en

  • Harleyxx

    #24 Just what I need…to lose my wallet and my phone at the same time. No thanks.

    • My 0.02$

      Now you can phone your wallet and find both. True Story.. I Love it

      • My 0.02$

        sadly this is the only thing on this list I have.

        • Erock

          Where did you get it??

          • AnyoneForCoffee

            Twelvesouth and Amazon are your friends here.

          • jay from belgium

            It is called the Book-Book for iPhone, there's also one for the iPad.

            • sid206

              Thanks, totally ordered mine!

    • Underbaker

      I was thinking that on #31 lets just hide my $20 in my $500 phone.

  • B-to-the-H

    #26

    What exactly is she trying to indicate???

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    • Ray

      The size of your unit?

    • dexter

      that she has a tiny vagina

      • F.S.M.

        agreed

    • gmoney

      just the tip

    • Redster

      She is saying "you have this much of a chance at this down here!"

    • wistfulD

      "minimum size to get inside this."

    • Ryan

      she has a small penis

  • Russ

    #16
    Find her, and tell her to bring more Nutella!

    • jsr

      Find her!

  • Woodrowrules

    #8 #18 #26 WANT!! MOAR!!

    • Underbaker

      So who is Kirill?

  • tv_paul

    #26

    If this sign language means what I think it means I'm in!

    • Fun_with_Numbrs

      what? that she has a very small penis?

    • acdc

      Looks like she's ok with small dicks! I'm in!!!

      • dick

        OMG it's in.

        • Joe

          no no she saying put yr eye on my pussy.

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