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April 5, 2012 |
In: Creepy, Girls, WTF
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After several operations, some Photoshop, and a ton of makeup, Laura Catherine Vinicombe has transformed herself into a modern day Barbie doll. I will hold my opinion on this one and defer to you guys?
Category: Creepy, Girls, WTF
If anyone is interested….
Oh…and NSFW (as if external links when the post about a girl are EVER sfw =P )
she looks like the type of chick that thinks giving head is "icky"
Bet not check out her blog thing up there shes naked!!
I want to pull her head off
Just picture a recruit and sever!
What batallian and company DI? Could it be one of my drill instructors?
There are at least a few plastic parts on this doll!
Her boobs for 2.
I'm sure she gives GREAT.. conversation.
love girls with daddy issues
I love dumb girls with no self esteem.
What a waste of a perfectly good white girl.
Well, I think the only real question is whether or not she's anatomically identical to an actual Barbie. Unlike Ken, I need a place to stick it!
unfortunately, she just has a slight groove where her ass is, so, no soup for you!
I say we find her a man EXACTLY like Ken so they can both be sexually frustrated!
She is a fuckin' douchette.
ugly and gross ….
BUT YEAH I WOULD TOTALLY still hit it.
She is made of more plastic than an actual Barbie..
I would, but I think I would find the constant squeak distracting….
Wow..That wasn't ignorant.
Definitely hot as heck. No doubt.
The thumbs are -17 as I reply ……… come on you dopes – give 3630 some credit for sarcasm!
Sarcasm??? She's hot as hell. What do you people see that I don't??
Long blonde hair, pretty face, big jugs & rockin' bodies aren't your thing??
Having said that, she looks like a high maintenance, expensive, bitch that I would love to marry & divorce.
I think I'd rather just be the guy she cheats on you with once in a while.
you would marry that thing??! She's a solid f'n'c at best
I don''t see any difference between her and what any girls does on here when posting pics.
these guys acting like they wouldn't fuck her are crazy……. half of these bastards would be excited to actually see a tit in real life…. she looks just like one of these attention seeking whore chivettes….
If you like fake tits, fake lips, fake nose, fake cheeks. This bitch is just like barbie…100% plastic!
Fake lips or too much duckface?
The only thing that looks fake is her tits and eyelashes hair and contacts etc…no girl is quote unquote real…every girl uses illusions to enhance themselves, doesnt make em plasctic
I think if she needs to put her big girl pants on, get rid of #7 and without make up looks like #27. How is that pretty? She is horrible.
you idiot she looks fucking retarded in 27 because of the make up
Has nobody noticed that this guy called chivettes "attention seeking whore[s]"? Does a girl have to send in semi-nude pictures of herself to be a chivette? Maybe I'm confused because I'm a woman with a tiny woman brain. Why don't you enlighten me fuck Stan
yeah he still appears happy to ogle the whores…
your tiny little brain could not comprehend an explanation, now shut the fuck up and get back in the kitchen!
the only chivettes who do not send semi-nude pictures to this site, are fat, ugly ones….
I would say the only chivettes who don't get POSTED are the fat ones…
I would bet there is a ton (zing!!) of chubby-fat chivettes in the inbox/recycle bin
No point. You're a tiny brained cunt, by your own admission. Go cosplay some elf shit and pretend you aren't a fat fuck.
What the hell went wrong with these comments? You people see a measly couple of pictures of this woman on the internet and assume you know everything about her. Just because you see her breasts? What if it was you the world was judging? I hope this girl never has to read these comments. What the hell is wrong with people in the world today.
#24: Do Barbie's come with tattoos now??
…or tits bigger than her head? o.0
Do plural nouns come with apostrophes now?
In comment sections? Nearly always.
Would definitely stick it between the twins
Unfortunately yes, yes they do. <img src="http://i42.tinypic.com/15g808o.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">
Unfortunately? Oh no! About time they do!
No, its unfortunate. Teaching little girls to destroy their looks and future to try and fit in.
So your lesson is…get tattoos to fit in, or don't get tattoos to also fit in? Or is the lesson to use your personal definition of beauty to judge those who do not conform to your standards? So much to learn from so few words.
Tramp Stamp Barbie
i was going to say this! lol
You know that she's going to be doing this when she's in her 50's. I wonder what THAT train wreck is going to look like. Gross.
Which is why I want to plow her now and not when she is 50
Exactly like Tara Reid at 30
With all the advancements in surgery and cosmetology & considering she's already hot, I'd say she'll look more than do-able when she's in her 50's…
Have you ever seen someone with plastic surgery even ten years later? Your body grows and ages while the fake parts dont because they are not organic. Plastic doesnt age. So you end up looking like a ghoul
Dyan Cannon is 73.. Suzanne Somers is 65… Lisa Rinna 49…. Jane Seymour, Kim Basinger, Renee Russo, Goldie Hawn, Kim Cattrel, Sigourney Weaver, Katey Segal…. The list goes on! All hot & have had surgeries for decades.
That's because they have enough money to get more surgeries when the aging starts to make things look abnormal.
well at least ned's made it clear that his pursuit in life is to lock down a fake plastic barbie bitch who will surely cheat on him countless times throughout they're apathetic failed 5 yr marriage. Ain't even afraid to admit it!!
No and then!
don't you suck dick? I'm pretty sure you don't care how she would look when she is 50 because you'll be too busy with wee wee's in your mouth.
imagine all the layers of makeup shit youd have on you just from touching her
Just look at Angelyne and you can get the picture…
Google Image search for "Cat Lady "
That's an easy one: she's going to look exactly like she looks now. It'll have costed her a lot of money. And I'd still hit it.
She better spend her money in a real camera…
#18 That guy is about as impressed as I am…
Doesn't matter how good she looks, there is always some poor bastard that's sick of her shit
I didn't know that there was a douche bag version of Ken.
That's what I was thinking!
Looks more like "Prison Bitch Ken"
Yeah, iunno. I get the blonde hair and the bags and shoes…… but i don't see the comparison….. maybe it's just me….
Cool, she hangs out with Gerard Butler.
Doesn't matter…had sex
Is that "Meth-Head Ken"
Is she a porn chick?
Looks sorta like Puma Swede. I mean, I'm not sure…
kinda but she looks alot shorter…
I'm sure she will be soon
Still looks the same in the dark, I'd fuck it
Wouldn't feel the same though. It would be like f**cking a wet seal.
HAAAA… #22 looks like she is in a music video for the band Aqua.
I was thinking Katy Perry knock-off. Either way, more plastic than woman isn't hot.
I thought Nikki Minaj
I like how nobody gets the joke.
That is the best part of it.
I'd hit that, and we all know she's fucking crazy.
I'd hit that, with a hammer. Because you know she's got some screws loose for doing all that to herself.
you don't hammer screws
Exactly just hit it and forget it. No reason to find out what she is going to look like in 20 years.
all bitchs be crazy!
All women are insane. Some just have the money and time to prove it.
not all of us. just the ones that are seem to make it into the public eye. :/
Well if they weren't crazy they wouldn't get the attention. That's why I find it best to talk to every girl you meet. Just because she isn't flaunting herself doesn't mean shes not saving it for someone who has the balls to go up and talk to her.
nope, ALL women are insane, she's just proving it to everybody as opposed to just her friends
Brown Bear doesn't like women
whatismoralfiber has never been with a women
I'm inclined to agree.
If all women are insane, then all men are stupid. I guarantee some idiotic bf payed for half her surgerys.
hey now definitely have to say not all women are insane. Several yes…but that would be like women say all men are pervs….oh wait
Mission: Look like a cheap plastic toy
Fail, u look like a lost lil girl that boys are gonna use get some GD self confidence "woman"!!!!
I wonder if while your banging her it squeaks when you go in and out?
It squeaks when you bang it….. thats what she said
#35 I'd chuck a boner in it.
Good thing! Your current blow up doll is probably getting full
Oh thank God, and for a minute I actually thought we would make it through this without some lame ass troll comment. You sir have restored my faith in dipshits. And fyi, my blow up doll washes out so she's nowhere near full… good day.
Hahaha chuck a boner in it… Well played sir
I bet she'll still look great in 4 more years. (lol)
Mike, she's plastic and therefore she'll look great for MANY years to come. Decades and Centuries to come… lol
I bet she's fun, bring on Country Girl!
i bet she and country girl are equally insane!
Leave country girl alone she is a peach
She's a fucking Whore and an ugly one to boot. You can her and her diseases. Actually, you can't because she is a lesbian.
just because a girl is pretty doesnt make her a whore, if anything shes less likely to be diseased because she can afford to be picky…dont be mad because you got turned down by all of the hot woman in high school and now have a complex…
Not good. I would rather a real woman over a plastic frankenstein.
She looks like a Japanese-made robot that's fallen into the "uncanny valley" .. close to looking human but "off" just enough that it freaks you the hell out.
#9 Where's your mouth? u no can do photoshop.?
ha, didn't even catch it the first time.
mouth? half her face!
and where is her neck!?!?
She's no chivette, which is really what matters
yeah, cuz chivettes aren't complete attention whores, either.
There lies my dilemma…i used to scroll chive on a daily basis. My bf even submitted a pic I'd sent him and surprised me with the post. But as of late Im not feeling the same vibe I used to get scrolling through chivette pics. Its an attention whoring vibe that i want no part of. I've been considering asking him to not submit anymore of my pics. What to do…
Well, he's obviously not the jealous type. Do what makes you comfortable. And if posing in few clothes and posting those pictures for the whole world to gawk at makes you comfortable, by all means. If you won't, others will.
My sentiments exactly if I won't others will…I guess I'll leave it up to them. Enjoy your quality chivettes.
Bullshit. If they put a photo like #16 in the "sexy chivettes" post, with a little photoshopped chive sign or tattoo, you'd all be yelling for "moar".
what a doll!
no mom it's my action figure
I wish I had more money than I knew what to do with…
Lol buy her a new fake… Think it's all covered 😝
You know you and every other guy here would give a left nut for a chance to be with her!
Some of us have self respect!
You, kind sir, are my new hero. Thanks for restoring my faith in men
I second that!
Great story ladies…now take off your tops.
I respect you for your self respect. Thank you. There is hope.
This move doesn't get you laid off the internet…I'm curious what its' success rate is on the internet. I'm guessing it's still pretty close to zero. And no, a high-five and congratulatory "You go girl!" most assuredly does not count as getting laid.
Actually, I'm just going to have to uhh… yeah, go ahead and uhhh disagree with you on that there uhhh, Yeah. I think I'm alright on this one. I wouldn't give up a hair on my left nut for this hunk of plastic.
Well, defenetely not marriage material..
But i would bang her till death..
#1 I would kiss her soo much!
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