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Another real-life Barbie doll who wants your attention (34 Photos)

April 5, 2012 | In: Creepy, Girls, WTF

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: After several operations, some Photoshop, and a ton of makeup, Laura Catherine Vinicombe has transformed herself into a modern day Barbie doll. I will hold my opinion on this one and defer to you guys?

Category: Creepy, Girls, WTF

Via Malibubarbiedolly (Warning: NSFW)
To see Russia’s real-life version of a barbie doll click HERE.

Gorgeousglenn

Flap…

Blake

If anyone is interested….
http://malibubarbiedolly.tumblr.com/post/19342197…

Blake

Oh…and NSFW (as if external links when the post about a girl are EVER sfw =P )

Sixers

she looks like the type of chick that thinks giving head is "icky"

Dudes

Bet not check out her blog thing up there shes naked!!

http://Marines.com DI MCRD SD

I want to pull her head off

FaceUSMC

Just picture a recruit and sever!

Royce

What batallian and company DI? Could it be one of my drill instructors?

Wet_tosti

There are at least a few plastic parts on this doll!

Underbaker

Her boobs for 2.

NcouthYouth

I'm sure she gives GREAT.. conversation.
PANCHO

love girls with daddy issues
Smoke14

I love dumb girls with no self esteem.
Hoorah

What a waste of a perfectly good white girl.

Mikey

Well, I think the only real question is whether or not she's anatomically identical to an actual Barbie. Unlike Ken, I need a place to stick it!

bobby

unfortunately, she just has a slight groove where her ass is, so, no soup for you!
Sean

I say we find her a man EXACTLY like Ken so they can both be sexually frustrated!
SimonPhoenix

She is a fuckin' douchette.

ugly and gross ….
BUT YEAH I WOULD TOTALLY still hit it.
Muhahahahahah!

tvotr

She is made of more plastic than an actual Barbie..

Thror

I would, but I think I would find the constant squeak distracting….

CarolineOEvans

Wow..That wasn't ignorant.

3630

Definitely hot as heck. No doubt.

zinzat

The thumbs are -17 as I reply ……… come on you dopes – give 3630 some credit for sarcasm!

Ned_Plimpton

Sarcasm??? She's hot as hell. What do you people see that I don't??

Long blonde hair, pretty face, big jugs & rockin' bodies aren't your thing??

Having said that, she looks like a high maintenance, expensive, bitch that I would love to marry & divorce.

Dr. Cagelove

I think I'd rather just be the guy she cheats on you with once in a while.
dudeman

you would marry that thing??! She's a solid f'n'c at best

pretty smile

I don''t see any difference between her and what any girls does on here when posting pics.

fuck Stan

these guys acting like they wouldn't fuck her are crazy……. half of these bastards would be excited to actually see a tit in real life…. she looks just like one of these attention seeking whore chivettes….

DirtyJersey

If you like fake tits, fake lips, fake nose, fake cheeks. This bitch is just like barbie…100% plastic!

Kzo

Fake lips or too much duckface?
KCCO

The only thing that looks fake is her tits and eyelashes hair and contacts etc…no girl is quote unquote real…every girl uses illusions to enhance themselves, doesnt make em plasctic

Ian

I think if she needs to put her big girl pants on, get rid of #7 and without make up looks like #27. How is that pretty? She is horrible.

adf

you idiot she looks fucking retarded in 27 because of the make up

LadyElf

Has nobody noticed that this guy called chivettes "attention seeking whore[s]"? Does a girl have to send in semi-nude pictures of herself to be a chivette? Maybe I'm confused because I'm a woman with a tiny woman brain. Why don't you enlighten me fuck Stan

A Nonny Mouse

yeah he still appears happy to ogle the whores…
etcrr

your tiny little brain could not comprehend an explanation, now shut the fuck up and get back in the kitchen!
etcrrsucksdick

the only chivettes who do not send semi-nude pictures to this site, are fat, ugly ones….

asdasd

I would say the only chivettes who don't get POSTED are the fat ones…
I would bet there is a ton (zing!!) of chubby-fat chivettes in the inbox/recycle bin

jig

No point. You're a tiny brained cunt, by your own admission. Go cosplay some elf shit and pretend you aren't a fat fuck.

Red

What the hell went wrong with these comments? You people see a measly couple of pictures of this woman on the internet and assume you know everything about her. Just because you see her breasts? What if it was you the world was judging? I hope this girl never has to read these comments. What the hell is wrong with people in the world today.

RandomTask09

#24: Do Barbie's come with tattoos now??

John Kenny

…or tits bigger than her head? o.0
Irv

Do plural nouns come with apostrophes now?

tapsnapornap

In comment sections? Nearly always.

Epitomizer

Alway's

tapsnapornap

Nailed it

PGASD

Would definitely stick it between the twins

tapsnapornap

Me too

Katie

Unfortunately yes, yes they do. <img src="http://i42.tinypic.com/15g808o.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">

817-chivette

Unfortunately? Oh no! About time they do!

iChive

No, its unfortunate. Teaching little girls to destroy their looks and future to try and fit in.

Derek

So your lesson is…get tattoos to fit in, or don't get tattoos to also fit in? Or is the lesson to use your personal definition of beauty to judge those who do not conform to your standards? So much to learn from so few words.

Joe

Tramp Stamp Barbie

StaticFX

i was going to say this! lol

+1

Hypno

You know that she's going to be doing this when she's in her 50's. I wonder what THAT train wreck is going to look like. Gross.

Trent

Which is why I want to plow her now and not when she is 50
Euhhh

Hahahahaha
Marb

Exactly like Tara Reid at 30
Ned_Plimpton

With all the advancements in surgery and cosmetology & considering she's already hot, I'd say she'll look more than do-able when she's in her 50's…

DirtyJersey

Have you ever seen someone with plastic surgery even ten years later? Your body grows and ages while the fake parts dont because they are not organic. Plastic doesnt age. So you end up looking like a ghoul

Ned_Plimpton

Dyan Cannon is 73.. Suzanne Somers is 65… Lisa Rinna 49…. Jane Seymour, Kim Basinger, Renee Russo, Goldie Hawn, Kim Cattrel, Sigourney Weaver, Katey Segal…. The list goes on! All hot & have had surgeries for decades.

The_Dood

That's because they have enough money to get more surgeries when the aging starts to make things look abnormal.
hahahaagg

well at least ned's made it clear that his pursuit in life is to lock down a fake plastic barbie bitch who will surely cheat on him countless times throughout they're apathetic failed 5 yr marriage. Ain't even afraid to admit it!!

Ned_Plimpton

And….

JHL1

No and then!

Ned's other man

don't you suck dick? I'm pretty sure you don't care how she would look when she is 50 because you'll be too busy with wee wee's in your mouth.

Dalton

imagine all the layers of makeup shit youd have on you just from touching her
Glenn

Just look at Angelyne and you can get the picture…
Piggles

Google Image search for "Cat Lady "

Nuff said.
PianoFingers

That's an easy one: she's going to look exactly like she looks now. It'll have costed her a lot of money. And I'd still hit it.
Once.

Protected.
Collin

Madonna

Molkobain

She better spend her money in a real camera…
JJJ

#18 That guy is about as impressed as I am…

Ben

Doesn't matter how good she looks, there is always some poor bastard that's sick of her shit
Derp

I didn't know that there was a douche bag version of Ken.

Herp

That's what I was thinking!
DoC

Looks more like "Prison Bitch Ken"

TheAutomaticMan

Yeah, iunno. I get the blonde hair and the bags and shoes…… but i don't see the comparison….. maybe it's just me….
Yessirr

Cool, she hangs out with Gerard Butler.
#387

Doesn't matter…had sex
blondie

hahahaha YES
DoomsDayDub

Is that "Meth-Head Ken"

esr

Is she a porn chick?

spicticus

Looks sorta like Puma Swede. I mean, I'm not sure…

Tang

kinda but she looks alot shorter…

5h0ck3r

I'm sure she will be soon

Johnny

Still looks the same in the dark, I'd fuck it

Ekajevans

Wouldn't feel the same though. It would be like f**cking a wet seal.

John Kenny

HAAAA… #22 looks like she is in a music video for the band Aqua.

breaklance

I was thinking Katy Perry knock-off. Either way, more plastic than woman isn't hot.
Ian

I thought Nikki Minaj
edd

I like how nobody gets the joke.

Julio

That is the best part of it.

blahblah

I'd hit that, and we all know she's fucking crazy.

Ian

I'd hit that, with a hammer. Because you know she's got some screws loose for doing all that to herself.

not you

you don't hammer screws

big_james

Exactly just hit it and forget it. No reason to find out what she is going to look like in 20 years.
sdawson22

all bitchs be crazy!
zunebeatsipod

Twice!
Derek

Agreed

Ivanhoe

All women are insane. Some just have the money and time to prove it.

Danielle

not all of us. just the ones that are seem to make it into the public eye. :/

beatarmy

Well if they weren't crazy they wouldn't get the attention. That's why I find it best to talk to every girl you meet. Just because she isn't flaunting herself doesn't mean shes not saving it for someone who has the balls to go up and talk to her.
Brown Bear

nope, ALL women are insane, she's just proving it to everybody as opposed to just her friends

whatismoralfiber

Brown Bear doesn't like women

pretty smile

whatismoralfiber has never been with a women

Derek

I'm inclined to agree.

Lacey

If all women are insane, then all men are stupid. I guarantee some idiotic bf payed for half her surgerys.
Amy

hey now definitely have to say not all women are insane. Several yes…but that would be like women say all men are pervs….oh wait

passwordistaco

Mission: Look like a cheap plastic toy

Accomplished

Mayor West

Fail, u look like a lost lil girl that boys are gonna use get some GD self confidence "woman"!!!!

bdg

I wonder if while your banging her it squeaks when you go in and out?

Me1

Hilarious!
Youarewelcome

It squeaks when you bang it….. thats what she said

BigPup

#35 I'd chuck a boner in it.

weezethejuice

Good thing! Your current blow up doll is probably getting full

BigPup

Oh thank God, and for a minute I actually thought we would make it through this without some lame ass troll comment. You sir have restored my faith in dipshits. And fyi, my blow up doll washes out so she's nowhere near full… good day.

Boobs4theWIN

Hahaha chuck a boner in it… Well played sir

Mike

I bet she'll still look great in 4 more years. (lol)

BXL

Mike, she's plastic and therefore she'll look great for MANY years to come. Decades and Centuries to come… lol

BC37

I bet she's fun, bring on Country Girl!

bobby

i bet she and country girl are equally insane!

whatismoralfiber

Leave country girl alone she is a peach

iChive

She's a fucking Whore and an ugly one to boot. You can her and her diseases. Actually, you can't because she is a lesbian.

KCCO

just because a girl is pretty doesnt make her a whore, if anything shes less likely to be diseased because she can afford to be picky…dont be mad because you got turned down by all of the hot woman in high school and now have a complex…

f1junkie

Not good. I would rather a real woman over a plastic frankenstein.

optimus

She looks like a Japanese-made robot that's fallen into the "uncanny valley" .. close to looking human but "off" just enough that it freaks you the hell out.

Maximiliaanvdv

#9 Where's your mouth? u no can do photoshop.?

Mike

ha, didn't even catch it the first time.
zgl

mouth? half her face!
2nnt

and where is her neck!?!?

Kyle

She's no chivette, which is really what matters

bobby

yeah, cuz chivettes aren't complete attention whores, either.

bobbysright

hear hear!
whatismoralfiber

There lies my dilemma…i used to scroll chive on a daily basis. My bf even submitted a pic I'd sent him and surprised me with the post. But as of late Im not feeling the same vibe I used to get scrolling through chivette pics. Its an attention whoring vibe that i want no part of. I've been considering asking him to not submit anymore of my pics. What to do…

Chicago Sean

Well, he's obviously not the jealous type. Do what makes you comfortable. And if posing in few clothes and posting those pictures for the whole world to gawk at makes you comfortable, by all means. If you won't, others will.

whatismoralfiber

My sentiments exactly if I won't others will…I guess I'll leave it up to them. Enjoy your quality chivettes.

Patches

Bullshit. If they put a photo like #16 in the "sexy chivettes" post, with a little photoshopped chive sign or tattoo, you'd all be yelling for "moar".

like boobies

true dat!!!

Iam_Davey

what a doll!

Turd Ferguson

Badum-tsss!
monoxxide

no mom it's my action figure

Trav1121

I wish I had more money than I knew what to do with…

Really tho??!!

Lol buy her a new fake… Think it's all covered 😝

http://www.facebook.com/lexeris Vytenis Kybartas

Looks ugly

MonkeyMadness

You know you and every other guy here would give a left nut for a chance to be with her!

http://www.facebook.com/lexeris Vytenis Kybartas

Some of us have self respect!

MariaSky100

You, kind sir, are my new hero. Thanks for restoring my faith in men

Amy

I second that!

Chivers

Great story ladies…now take off your tops.

areyouagod

I respect you for your self respect. Thank you. There is hope.
Derek

This move doesn't get you laid off the internet…I'm curious what its' success rate is on the internet. I'm guessing it's still pretty close to zero. And no, a high-five and congratulatory "You go girl!" most assuredly does not count as getting laid.

The_Dood

Actually, I'm just going to have to uhh… yeah, go ahead and uhhh disagree with you on that there uhhh, Yeah. I think I'm alright on this one. I wouldn't give up a hair on my left nut for this hunk of plastic.

Anjin-San

Well, defenetely not marriage material..
But i would bang her till death..

Rollout25

#1 I would kiss her soo much!

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