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  • lars

    #7, #8, #25

    so she does charity, makes Rice Crispy treats, and has amazing boobs? My girlfriend just kind of sits on the couch

    • http://www.facebook.com/rossedwarddavis Ross Davis

      I know what you mean

    • MarkR

      I'd hardly call those amazing. Your average pair of bolt-ons…

      • jason

        Good call. Fake

    • bennieeee

      well…that's still better than me…I still lack a girlfriend…

      • keith

        Lol…..

      • HatBomb

        Forever alone…

    • YEiyaqowiauf

      I would hav eno problem impregnating her

    • barefootjourney

      Does teaching future generations how to duck face really count as charity?

    • TROY

      And where pray tell are you sitting as you Chive?

    • 'sota

      Hahahahha, that my good sir, was hilarious. Kudos buddy.

    • Ramblinwreck

      Well said my friend. Well said.

    • Waty

      Mine's right next to yours

    • I hate fake women.

      amazing boobs? super fake rock hard boobs that you could park a semi between. before i read the caption i didn't even realize it was a burn bra pic, they're so unnatural they look like they're already in a super tight bra

      she also looks like a generic blonde gym rat bimbo. can't throw a handful of pebbles in your local gym without pegging a few clones like this.

      • ^-- What a loser

        Flame flame there buddy, you'll probably never even talk to a girl of her caliber in your life span.

  • Trav1121

    #24 *jaw drop* Damn fine…

    • mike

      PEOPLE CAN U NOT SEE FAKE VS NATURAL? ????????

  • http://www.thechive.com ChronicUser

    Great smile #6, even better rack #20

    • jason

      Dude there called implants

  • Beau mc fag pants

    My pants are tight

    • Yosef

      I can camp in my pants after that….

    • p dangerously

      get bigger pants

    • WTF

      hey ive got a pair of beverly hills polo club really tyt pants im talkin really really tyt just sayin..

    • James

      Classic Schmidt.

    • Mike

      hahah!

  • http://alwayscivil.blogspot.com BostonRugger

    #13 That hat is the only flaw

    • BrooklynWINS

      yeah, it should say "Boston wishes they were as good as we are" across the brim. Yankees, FTW.

      • TheAutomaticMan

        Yeah, because nearly unlimited funds has absolutely nothing to do with the Yank-mes "talent".

        • BrooklynWINS

          are you stupid? so we put together some phenomenal teams and that's why you hate? And you have the EXTREME stupidity of bringing up "unlimited funds" as part of the Yankees' success on the ball field? The unlimited funds you speak of are from brilliant marketing, countless people in the public eye wearing Yankee gear, and a flat-out Class A organization. Take a look at the Yankee stadium, the look of our players, and tell me that Boston isn't made up of a bunch of apes…I can't even begin to argue with someone like you, because you have no clue what you're even saying.

          • TheAutomaticMan

            Wow…. angry dude? I'm not denying that the team has talent, or has a whole crew of marketing genius at their disposal. But you give any team in the country the same financial freedom, and they could buy the same team. Without that marketing and ability to just throw cash at someone they want, they would be nothing.

            • http://alwayscivil.blogspot.com BostonRugger

              The Sox and Phillys are right behind them though, it's not like the Sox are putting together a team on the Rays budget who spend 100 million less.

    • MICHAEL

      I love women in hats!!!!

    • BostonChiver34

      In agreement! Fahk NY!

      Chive On from Boston!

    • Jordan

      You made that easy for me, took my comment so just have to 'thumbs up'

    • http://sorryforpartyingimnotsorry.tumblr.com Clesus Christ

      Looking at the hat in this picture…….you're doing it wrong

    • Chris

      I down voted the shit out of this comment.

    • Sam

      Yeah. You're totally right man. Winners suck!

    • Evan852

      screw you masshole!

    • whocaresaboutahat

      Can you guys shut up. I'm trying to oggle a hottie.

    • FaceUSMC

      She's beautiful, and I can personally attest anywhere in the world you go you will see a Yankees hat! Go Yankees!!

    • Mattchew

      Go SOX

    • jhf60

      The only noticeable flaw is that the hat should be entirely blue with white lettering; otherwise, it's perfect.

  • uru

    #18 find her

    • ANder

      they kinda already did man. unless you mean the Real Housewife of New Jersey looking one on the right.

      • uru

        yes, the "find her" was to the lady on the right.

        • k2thev

          no ty

    • ksc

      Ha, the brunette is sarah frecette. I went to college with her. Huge coke slut with the worst nose job on the planet. Sarah looks like she has had about 20 too many surgeries on her face.

      • http://twitter.com/mayerjacoby @mayerjacoby

        JOIN THE MOVEMENT FOLLOW ME AT mayerjacoby on twitter or email me at

        CHIVEISRACiST@GM AIL.COM

        1. to be a staffer at the chive: get a computer, type in high school girls, post pics, ask users to find who they are. DONE

        2. RACIST USER COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1878963

        3. AGAIN NO BLACK GIRLS> FUCK YOU CHIVE AND MAC

        4. CHIVE ONCE AGAIN PROMOTES RACISM AND RACIST COMMENTS FROM ITS HICK UNEDUCATED USERS: SEE THIS GALLERY USER COMMENTS. HATING ON ASIANS. FUCK YOU CHIVE http://thechive.com/2012/03/26/photograpy-the-har

        5. what chive users say/believe in https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1850428

        1. Chive promotes racist behaviors by making fun of Asians and Blacks, and allows users to comment reallyr acist material (see yesterday's Asian Gangster post)

        2. The Chive promotes underage toddler beer pong.

        3. The chive is pedophilic in the sense that it posts pictures of underage girls and promotes users to find/stalk underage womyn and post their names. THIS HAS TO STOP

        4. The chive promotes genocide in Africa

        5. The chive promotes treating womyn as objects not people

        6. Did I mention the chive promotes racism?

        7. mac the intern is the most racist of them all

        8. Join the cause at chiveisracist@gm ail.com

        9. Follow me on Twitter to post rants against the chive

        10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin

        11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com/2012/03/20/daily-morning-awes

        12. Chive promotes the dumbing of America by posting college students illegally drinking underage and wasting their education. This is why America lags.

        13. Oh yea, FUCK YOU CHIVE.

        • uru

          i don't give a fuck what you just wrote, i have fun at work with the chive and that's all i need.

          • http://twitter.com/mayerjacoby @mayerjacoby

            JOIN THE MOVEMENT FOLLOW ME AT mayerjacoby on twitter or email me at

            CHIVEISRACiST@GM AIL.COM

            1. to be a staffer at the chive: get a computer, type in high school girls, post pics, ask users to find who they are. DONE

            2. RACIST USER COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1878963

            3. AGAIN NO BLACK GIRLS> FUCK YOU CHIVE AND MAC

            4. CHIVE ONCE AGAIN PROMOTES RACISM AND RACIST COMMENTS FROM ITS HICK UNEDUCATED USERS: SEE THIS GALLERY USER COMMENTS. HATING ON ASIANS. FUCK YOU CHIVE http://thechive.com/2012/03/26/photograpy-the-har

            5. what chive users say/believe in https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1850428

            1. Chive promotes racist behaviors by making fun of Asians and Blacks, and allows users to comment reallyr acist material (see yesterday's Asian Gangster post)

            2. The Chive promotes underage toddler beer pong.

            3. The chive is pedophilic in the sense that it posts pictures of underage girls and promotes users to find/stalk underage womyn and post their names. THIS HAS TO STOP

            4. The chive promotes genocide in Africa

            5. The chive promotes treating womyn as objects not people

            6. Did I mention the chive promotes racism?

            7. mac the intern is the most racist of them all

            8. Join the cause at chiveisracist@gm ail.com

            9. Follow me on Twitter to post rants against the chive

            10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin

            11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com/2012/03/20/daily-morning-awes

            12. Chive promotes the dumbing of America by posting college students illegally drinking underage and wasting their education. This is why America lags.

            13. Oh yea, FUCK YOU CHIVE. JOIN THE MOVEMENT FOLLOW ME AT mayerjacoby on twitter or email me at

            • Hahahaha

              I'm starting to like you.

            • arigaa

              Is this really Jacoby & Myers, the law firm, trying to drum up business?

        • weekendwarrior

          You sir, are an idiot. So all you do is view the galleries and comments all day and then talk about how dumb/ racist/ and negligent you think the chive is? Great plan dude, I'm sure you'll get plenty of followers doing that. If you haven't already noticed, just about everyone on here is loyal to theCHIVE.
          KCCO

        • JAnthony

          Fuck, you're an idiot.

  • ClarktheShark

    smokin hot

  • Chiefhenry27

    Very nice!

  • mikey

    #14

    who's your friend there?

    • HatBomb

      Now kiss!

  • TnChiver

    Yep. She's beautiful, and a Chivette. What more could a man ask for.

    • theyellowfever

      A sandwich.

  • Just A. Jason

    That's a perfect blonde girl.

  • chvlvr

    #24 because bewbs!!

  • parces

    little greedy today aren't we?

    • Ekajevans

      I know, it's getting pretty bad.

  • G-Unit

    She needs to be in the 2013 calendar… or amend the 2012 one. VERY gorgeous!

  • that_ALBANIAN_guy

    I like turtles

    • that_ALBANIAN_guy

      Oh and I'll be her horsey. #9

  • SolidusSnake420

    Whoa whoa whoa……this girl is in Colorado? I vote for a chivettes by state posts.

    • KSU

      Where in the world did you get Colorado? KState is in Kansas

      • SolidusSnake420

        #10

        • JHL1

          Pics or… oh… well you can stay then.

  • REVOLVER_KAZ

    What no hump pics? The rest of the package is hot, show us that hump!

    • CanChiver

      I second that motion.

    • Knibe

      Third!!

  • whyme1973

    #2 #10 #15 #24 You look incredible. I hope you stay a regular contributor.

  • Ned_Plimpton

    On my way to Wrigley for Opening Day!! Go Cubs!!

    Also #24

    • Captain planet

      Fuck yea cubbies!!!

      This girl is fake and probably a bitch.

    • 6_Crack_rocks

      Ahh, the Cubs…Repeat after me: There is always next year!

      • StickyWickets

        Don't they say that every year?

    • Magic Number

      The Cubs magic number is now 2013.

    • Barney Brewer

      Enjoy today. Tomorrow the Cubs will be mathematically eliminated.

      Cubs Lose! Cubs Lose! *Harry Carey voice*

      BTW – enjoy & KCCO

      • http://twitter.com/mayerjacoby @mayerjacoby

        you are very very not attractive

        • http://twitter.com/mayerjacoby @mayerjacoby

          JOIN THE MOVEMENT FOLLOW ME AT mayerjacoby on twitter or email me at

          CHIVEISRACiST@GM AIL.COM

          1. to be a staffer at the chive: get a computer, type in high school girls, post pics, ask users to find who they are. DONE

          2. RACIST USER COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1878963

          3. AGAIN NO BLACK GIRLS> FUCK YOU CHIVE AND MAC

          4. CHIVE ONCE AGAIN PROMOTES RACISM AND RACIST COMMENTS FROM ITS HICK UNEDUCATED USERS: SEE THIS GALLERY USER COMMENTS. HATING ON ASIANS. FUCK YOU CHIVE http://thechive.com/2012/03/26/photograpy-the-har

          5. what chive users say/believe in https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1850428

          1. Chive promotes racist behaviors by making fun of Asians and Blacks, and allows users to comment reallyr acist material (see yesterday's Asian Gangster post)

          2. The Chive promotes underage toddler beer pong.

          3. The chive is pedophilic in the sense that it posts pictures of underage girls and promotes users to find/stalk underage womyn and post their names. THIS HAS TO STOP

          4. The chive promotes genocide in Africa

          5. The chive promotes treating womyn as objects not people

          6. Did I mention the chive promotes racism?

          7. mac the intern is the most racist of them all

          8. Join the cause at chiveisracist@gm ail.com

          9. Follow me on Twitter to post rants against the chive

          10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin

          11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com/2012/03/20/daily-morning-awes

          12. Chive promotes the dumbing of America by posting college students illegally drinking underage and wasting their education. This is why America lags.

          13. Oh yea, FUCK YOU CHIVE. JOIN THE MOVEMENT FOLLOW ME AT mayerjacoby on twitter or email me at

          CHIVEISRACiST@GM AIL.COM

          • Jen

            it promotes underage toddler beer pong?!??? hahahahah

          • Triggs

            Your right about one thing, publicly naming anonymous users is evil. Babies and beer however are hilarious, and jokes are jokes, we have to laugh at something.

      • chicago_animal

        That makes no sense dumbass.

    • JAFitC

      I used to think of the Cubs as lovable losers. Then I realized they're not lovable.

    • Eric

      NATIONAL WON!!!! WOOOOTT!!!! GO NATS!!

  • will

    #24

    "I'm drunk. I should investigate."

    a day in the life of John. Must be nice

  • Really?

    Close call to barbie girl, me no likey

  • Gursh

    I'm so Stoned. Bettter go to work.

  • Jack

    She looks about as deep as a mud puddle.

    • Dylan

      Being a Big Sister deepens her a bit.

      • Oats

        #9 Lookin good Dylan.

      • Steelburpin'

        Posting Big Sister pics on Twitter, and now Chive, seems dumb, and perhaps a violation of the kids' privacy rights…

        • Dr. Evil.

          Oh hai mayer's sock puppets!

  • Benjamin

    #21
    A Tough Life Being A Dog….

    • I_am_golf_c0m

      love the Doberman

  • Cannoneer

    better than barbie girl by a fuckin longshot!

    • Ed Wood

      and still w plastic fake tits! She'd look so good w out them…

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