Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

  • Julie

    After clicking F5 a million times since 2pm….. ITS HERE πŸ™‚

    • Stevie Jay

      You gotta teach me how to click a keyboard button… I really wanna learn how to…

      • Julie

        what? was that attempted sarcasm?

        • Stevie Jay

          Not quite…

      • Julie

        oh i get it, i think. not funny though

        • Stevie Jay

          It is funny… think about it. πŸ˜›

          • Julie

            i cant. too hard.

            • Stevie Jay

              You're no fun at all, are you? ;P

              • Julie

                no im not. im pretty boring if you ask me

                • Stevie Jay

                  Remains to be seen. But I'll take your word for it. πŸ˜›

                  You're funny though… πŸ˜›

                  • Julie

                    well thank you! i try

                    • Martin_McFly

                      When i saw 12 replies I was expecting…. something different. Oh well, Chive On!

                    • Julie

                      Something less….. boring?
                      ba dum tiss

                    • Martin_McFly

                      Exactly.. Of course, we could spice things up with a good conversation about the winter migration of the West Australian Seahorse!

                    • Julie

                      the western australian seahorse, or hippocampus angustus, by definition, are "non migratory fish". also, the father is the one that becomes pregnant, not the mother. The mother lays eggs into a pouch on the daddys belly. then he fertilizes them and cares for the eggs in his pouch until they hatch. He also has contractions.

                    • Martin_McFly

                      now things are getting interesting. I am also sure you knew, because you are proving to be a truly remarkable Chivette, that the hippocampus angustus are heavily used in traditional Chinese medicine. As a result, in May 2004, they were given protection under to Appendix II of the United Nations Convention on the International Trade in Endangered Species (CITES). It is hoped that captive breeding programs will help to reduce pressure on wild populations.

                    • Julie

                      honestly, this is one of the best and most entertaining conversations i've ever had on the chive, coming second only to an epic troll argument that lasted for at least fifty comments.
                      my words of wisdom for the day: If you are ever lucky enough to see a seahorse in the water, admire it for as long as you wish but please do not touch it.

                      I feel like we're really intelligent.

                    • Martin_McFly

                      You're words or wisdom are inspiring. Though, I do feel that because Seahorses are such slow creatures it would go something like this:
                      "Oh look!! A seahorse!! Quick before it disappears" *lean over the rail to look
                      Watch as the seahorse slowly moves away….

                      seahorse turns 45 degrees into a different direction…



                      "Fuck this Im out"

                    • Martin_McFly

                      And yes.. we're bloody brilliant, you and I.

                    • Julie

                      I think we'd have more fun watching a dead seahorse wash up on the beach (refer to our source of intelligence for this conversation for info on that) than watching a live one frolic in the water.

                    • Martin_McFly

                      Lord isn't that the truth.. At least we could make a game of it. Who can catch the seahorse corpse as it wildly splashes against the shore.. A live seahorse would just derp derp derp it's way into captivity. Not the sort of company you'd want in a game of tag or in a relay race.

                    • Julie

                      I feel like animials such as the seahorse deserve to go extinct if thats the direction they're already headed. Pandas also, theyre cute as hell, but they have no interest in having sex, chinese zookeepers have to drug them and make them fuck each other to reproduce LOL. (Btw ur facebook link on ur ID profile doesnt work)

                    • Martin_McFly

                      No interest in sex?? *facepalm*

                      I have lost all respect for the animal kingdom. Let's look to single cell organisms, they reproduce like a Mother Fucker!

                    • Julie

                      i feel like as long as the human race still has sex drive, then we'll be fine. who the fuck needs pandas. actually i do because theyre really cute and "animals that dont suck" and "whatever you do dont say aww" would be incomplete without the weekly panda or two from bob & mac

                    • Martin_McFly

                      I will admit.. I aww the hell out of some panda pics.. So I guess lets bust out the Flunitrazepam err whatever they use. And fear not, my dear Chivette – the sex drive in humanity is all too alive. The Chive is a good testament to that.

                    • Julie

                      TheChive will probably be the sole reason of human existence in the near future

                    • Martin_McFly

                      True story.

                      I feel we've covered a menagerie of educational topics now. Aquatic life, The difference between life and death, The UN was mentioned, Animal reproduction, Population control, sex, we've spoken some latin, and of course I will now mention that a beer is in order, so we've got alcohol covered. This has been a good talk, good talk.

                    • If you said so...

                      We are so close to the edge of the thread area, I was getting really curious what would happen when it reached the edge and what the next topic would be, then BOOM, your convo ended. I feel robbed. We must continue what they started, and see if we CAN BREAK the chive!!

                    • If you said so...

                      Oh look, the background is some sprite or mountain dew color scheme.

                    • Martin_McFly

                      I wonder if it will eventually get to where it's just one word per line… And as for breaking the chive.. Something really strange has happened to the LIKES. I find it hard to believe Julie has gotten THAT many dislikes on every single one of her comments… So something strange is in our midst!

                    • Katie

                      So this is whats going on in the chive comments today…

                    • Martin_McFly

                      Good Morning Katie. We're Just inching closer and closer to that margin, that's all.

                    • Katie

                      Good Morning. So was I πŸ˜‰

                    • Julie

                      this shits still happening??? winning

                    • WTF


                    • saskchivertoon

                      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ALL OF THIS!! hahahaha what a read. please. continue.

                    • Rememo

                      hahaha… awesome.

      • tapsnapornap

        On screen keyboard, guy.

        • Stevie Jay

          I doubt it… possible but doubtful. πŸ˜›


    #25 Nerdgasmn

    • Pager


      • Alex

        Quickly, someone wife her.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=596932485 Warren Coe Meadows

      Red head and Zelda tatoo, I am in love…Marry me!! Or at least give us moar Chive!

      • NateyTheGreaty

        Seeing pictures like this makes me sad because there probably aren't any women like this within 1,000 miles of me, haha.

      • Knightman

        put a sweet triforce tattoo like that on a ginger guy and you'd reach virginity level 5000

    • ransum

      yes sir….pregnant.

    • Katie

      I just finished the Skyward Sword a few days ago, ready for the next one lol

    • NarF

      MOAR, Find her pleaseeeeeeee

  • MikeBedlam

    #6 Nope. But, I could be convinced to convert. Begin now.


      I was going to say that! Good show old chap

    • Jim1776

      For #6, I'll be anything!!!

      • Smuggler

        Actual Rays fan here. Going to opening day tomorrow. FUCK THE YANKEES!!!! #6

        • SOZ

          I am a Red Sox fan so I agree good sir…FUCK THE YANKEES!!!

        • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1319042135 Michael King

          GO RAYS!!!

          • Anon

            Go Jays πŸ˜‰

      • cck

        You're the best thing to happen to the Rays since Evan Longoria. KCCO!

    • MattKL

      Took the words right out of my mouth.

    • Dave

      I didn't know the rays had fans… But damn!

    • Chris

      I'm a loyal Yankee Fan. Sorry.

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        you should be sorry.

    • Red

      Used to love the Rockies. Screw them, now I love the Rays.

    • http://www.facebook.com/crookedhalo999 Mark P Constable

      O-town local. Tampa is my home away from home, and I love my local teams!

    • Mikey

      I haven't been a baseball fan for a few years, but I've always hated that Yankees…so this year I'm officially a Ray's fan

    • Anthony

      BEAT ME TOO IT! nice one!

    • DaddyJax

      Born and raised native! Rays, Bucs and Bolts! Go Tampa!

    • BabyFart Magizax

      #15 does it for me. Love that girl

    • http://twitter.com/DavidStamatis @DavidStamatis

      Be at the Trop all weekend for the series against the Yanks. I'll be wearing an iconic green shirt, #6 is welcome to come find me.

    • pmtip

      I am not a Rays fan. But I am a Rays fan fan.

    • El Chasito Bandito

      Nope. Rangers fan here. Sorry we beat your asses real bad last year. Ranger girls have waaaaay better asses. And fuck the Yankees.

    • Bob

      I'd nail it…

    • Dood

      Go Rays!!! Nice job Tampa Bay chivers

    • rays4life-jbest

      Thanks for making us look good…Go Rays!

    • Chuckles The Clown

      Go Rays!!! Chive on From Tampa!!!!!

    • Go Bulls

      #6 lets go rays! im watching the game and we are losing 6-5 to the spankees.

  • Robbie


    • TheMoose03


      Made my mouth water.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=591747781 Erich Backhus

      Always relevant.

  • MikeBedlam

    #10 Right click. Fap to later.

    • 2DruNk2FraG

      need more

    • Ruck_Over

      So many things right with this photo… gap, bra burned, and glasses. DAMN!

    • djp


  • Trav1121

    #6, #44, #45, #46 Between them hawties and Erin, great way to end the work week and ease the pain of another shirt fiasco. Have a great Easter weekend, folks, and KCCO!

    • xTUNAx

      mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pancakes

    • Yeah....

      right…wish i had a hot body and great tits so I could get free shit that other people have to wait, get frustrated about the chive fucking up, and still have to pay outrageously for.

  • StickyWickets

    #13 is a double bomb. And #14 is stan.

    • EvilRoySlade


    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=599076054 Sean Bencharsky

      Going to the oiler game tonight where can I meet up with her?????

    • tmk

      Go oilers! #1 draft pick again! And your cute woowoo. From an oiler chiver

      • Oilgirl


  • John

    Sorry for the late DAR, y'all. We were burning the midnight oil in post production on Erin Young's photoshoot. Then Jack Daniel's made me sleep through my alarm. A quick heads up for Chivers who stop by the office. We really are out of Keep Calms even here at the muthership. We'll try and get more soon. 12 packs always welcome.

    • Trav1121

      You're forgiven as long as an epic SC is planned for tomorrow… *glare*

    • Guy M.

      Beer of choice?

    • Martin_McFly

      I almost brought some beer for you guys.. but alas.. the checkout counters at the convenient store had all disappeared.. Huh.. what a strange occurrence!

      • pmtip

        Beer, Chive tees, and socks put in the dryer are all stolen by aliens researching human customs.

    • MikeBedlam

      There's your problem!! Stop burning your "midnight oil" and start drinking it instead.

    • http://twitter.com/jahrodnz @jahrodnz

      We need more of the Rays fan! #6

    • Bollyver

      You also forgot to announce that SJU won the Esquire final 4. Thanks to the chivers that didn't turn coat and vote for Beckingsale.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000623298008 Murray Wilson

      Any chance of letting the T's go on sale at a time so some of us not in America have even the slightest chance of getting one?
      Being in Scotland makes it kind of impossible in this timezone

      • Rahm Emanuel

        You are 8 hours a head in Scotland…WTF, it was only 8 PM your time…man up, put the pint down and keep hitting F5 until you win…what a whiny little bitch…

        • AnyoneForCoffee

          Scotland: The 'Victim State', where their problems are always someone else's fault.

    • Guest

      Here's a novel idea…why not allow pre-orders?????

      • Guest


      • MrB

        because then its a race for pre orders

    • Seannnn

      Please tell us where to get that T-REX sculpture. Theres no limit to how much I'd pay for that.

    • Detroit

      Why Chive, why? Why did you have to offer KCCO t-shirts on Tigers (DET) opening day during they game! Bad call!!!!!!!!

  • VedHead77

    Been playing Stifler’s beer pong all afternoon. Late DAR + Pong = ZERO Productivity.

  • 54adam

    #6 Go blue jays!

    • Trav1121

      Haha think that is a Rays sweater (as she said) but I agree with ya. 1 Canadian team vs all them American teams. Underdogs ftw!

      • The_Dood

        Ever since we took the Expos and made them the Nationals…

    • http://twitter.com/jahrodnz @jahrodnz


    • TheMoose03

      Well, I'm not a rays fan.. but I can be.

  • https://www.facebook.com/DannoRules Danno Maurer
    • theyellowfever

      Erin > DAR

      • Stop Squinting


        • Stop Being A Troll

          Racists < dog shit

  • Zeke


  • Nick


  • Someguy

    Wow y'all refresh to comment? Har Har CHILL it's just the dar dar. KCCO

  • Jtrain

    About fucking time assholes.

    • HatBomb

      As John said, they were finishing Erin Young, and I'd skip a couple DARs for a shoot like that one. KCCO

      • Julie

        i wouldnt SKIP a couple dars for that…. but i would put my patience on high because boobs… and smile… and legs.. and abs…

        • Clay

          ew, lesbo!! 😑

          • Julie

            Ew lesbo? I like men πŸ™‚
            but seriously, have you not seen her album? I'm pretty sure a lot of girls would say the exact same thing i did.

            • BPRugger

              I mean come on, who can't a appreciate some beautiful breasts?

              a fellow lady πŸ™‚

            • pmtip

              Ignore the idiots here. Marry me. I will stop by Romania on my way back to USA from Dubai next weekend.

        • bitch tries too hard

          Trying too hard to be one of the guys.

          • Noooo Shit


          • Julie

            i could probably get laid by more girls than you could

    • Shawn

      Please leave the Internet now.

    • Ball

      u mad bro?

  • Trav1121

    Also #13 and #25 are awesome! Go Oilers and woot Zelda tat!

    • http://twitter.com/Manningn @Manningn

      It's like Sophie's choice, but I'd have to go with the Oilers fan. Edmonton ftw!

      • Trav1121

        Damn right! We are now friends for life, Stormtrooper helmet guy! πŸ˜€

  • etcrr

    #6 I'm not a Rays fan, but I'm a fan of your butt

    • jim1776

      Hey man congrats you got yourself one more point in your rep… you must feel awesome right now!!!

    • Trav1121

      I agree with this statement 100% which is weird cuz you are wrong so often. Haha jk

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      He's also a fan of looking at it through binoculars from inside a windowless matte black van.

    • Dale

      I will fan her vagina

    • fuckoffetcrr
    • Mike

      I'd take a sniff.

  • KCJake


    That's a drinking professional, right there.

    • imyourhuckleberry

      Should he be bleeding like that?

    • Deads

      I consider people that use IVs to cure hangovers idiots.
      If you have a hangover cause you drank to much deal with it. Dont be one of those idiots that takes the easy way out.

      • Luurch87

        so finding a way around a hangover makes him an idiot? id say it makes him pretty fucking smart.

        • chIVer

          Thank you for your kind words. You are a gentleman and a scholar.

      • Slim Jim

        you're a retard, it's actually pretty smart, you're probably just jealous cuz you don't have an iv bag.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=591747781 Erich Backhus

        It's a legit solution. Hangovers are caused by dehydration in the body which causes headaches. Adding fluids cures it. When I get hammered and wake up slightly hungover I down a few glasses of water and I'm set in 30 minutes or less.

        tl;dr: learn to medicine

    • JHL1

      Pretty fancy iv holder he has there.

    • jamesssss

      That's taking it too far in my opinion!!!!!

      • chIVer

        Your opinion doesn't matter

    • facebook

      bitch ass pussy/stupid if you drink so much you need medical attention.

    • reaperMEDIC

      Works even better with an amp of D50, Thiamine, and Diphenhydramine……. so I've heard πŸ™‚

    • chIVer

      Twas I in the aforementioned picture. Thank you kind sir, and you're welcome 'Merica! KCCO

    • Robert

      Damn, that's hardcore. Gettin stuck with a bigass needle and hooked up to an IV SUCKS.

    • Scuba Steve

      {sigh} Ah, makes me remember medical school. Chive on my friend!

    • Jason

      It looks like she could cure my hangover anytime.

    • Chuckles The Clown

      That's a tall bitch, right there.

  • Theduke

    Late ass DAR..

    • JHL1

      The ass dar was yesterday.

  • Martin_McFly

    #10 Why does todays DAR only have 10 photos???

    • Attaxia

      Doesn't matter when this is one of them !

    • Trav1121

      Because your computer is a Tandy 1000?

      • Martin_McFly

        Ahhhh there's the problem!

      • avgejoe

        LMFAO!!!!!! I remember the TANDY!!!! HAHAHA GOOD SHIT!

    • dirtysteve99

      Lets also take a moment from admiring the gap, to give thanks for the burnt bra and abs.

  • winfields

    I stayed late at work for DAR! #15

    worth it.

    • mickey

      He is still lying…he is a stripper

  • etcrr

    #49 is great, cauuse dogs save a lot of lives

  • DrLeppiwinks

    Late DAR, Shopify Crash, at least Bewbs! #10

  • Brother Maynard

    #6 I am now.

    • JHL1

      Are you still carrying those ancient relics such as the holy hand-grenade?

    • Steve

      Lemme see your face!!

  • PdxChiver

    #22 Tent pole. Schwinnnggggg.

    • 2DruNk2FraG

      If I saw this picture being taken in class, I think I would pass out from blood re-allocation. Also, there would be a lot of inappropriate looking, like forever after that.

    • justsaying

      PLEASE MORE!!!

    • Everclear

      Where is her left breast?

      • ChelseaRules

        Next to her right one.

        • tapsnapornap

          Look closer, that picture is kinda weird.

          • ChelseaRules

            I still see two boobs. I honestly can't see how someone could only see one boob here.

            • tapsnapornap

              It's definitely there, but I see what Everclear is saying it caught me off guard too. Her left boob is in the light, sternum in shadow, right? But it can also look like her left one and sternum are one flat plane (No boob), and her right one is just casting a shadow onto an expanse of flatness.

              • ChelseaRules

                Oooh I see it! It's like one of those magic eye pictures! But for people who don't have a basic concept of female anatomy.

                • tapsnapornap

                  Pretty much, I was going to make that magic eye comparison too…"whaddaya mean where's her othe..oh snap! it disappeared!"

    • ChelseaRules

      If she were a president she'd be Baberham Lincoln.

      • Stop trying so hard

        Stop trying so hard to be one of the guys. It's pathetic

        • ChelseaRules

          Never seen Wayne's World, I take it.

          Also, I firmly believe that a girl can appreciate another girl's looks without being a lesbian or trying to be "one of the guys." Girls like to look at pretty things, and girls are pretty things. Thus, girls like to look at girls.

          • Melissa Ethridge

            Hahahaha…you're a carpet muncher. Get over here…lickety split. We can have a couple of beers, just snatch one out of the fridge and crack it open.

            • ChelseaRules

              "…a girl can appreciate another girl's looks without being a lesbian…" Said it right there.

              • Ellen Degeneres

                Hahahaha…you're a carpet muncher. Get over here…lickety split. We can have a couple of beers, just snatch one out of the fridge and crack it open

                • ChelseaRules

                  Your conversational skills are astounding.

      • tapsnapornap

        Did you find Bugs Bunny attractive? Like when he would wear a dress?

    • Mike Hawk

      Holy crap I want to motorboat them thangs!!
      "Mmmbbbbbmmmbbbmmbbb" (me doing it in my head)
      Hows the view above the neck?

      • mike hawk

        (In regards to #22)

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