• DollarsAndCents

    haha love how he was able to speak the no no word. Peach, I could eat a peach for hours. I mean grapefruit…damn it

    • Lana Andrade

      cos he's brown 😛
      you can only say it if you are called it no no word logic

  • TheJesus

    Hooray secret post-DAR Chive zone!

  • Adrian

    I'm finding the res of this stuff now.

  • Chiver

    Love it!

  • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

    him and Louis CK are the most consistently funny dudes out there right now.

    • chiver

      Don't forget Will Ferrell

      • http://www.facebook.com/mickael.duncan1 Mickael Duncan

        He didn't

    • psully23

      I'd have to say Bill Burr. Hilarious

  • Dr_StrangePants

    A sad day when a brother get's cheated out of his Purple Stuff

  • http://www.funnypicturespro.com/13149/aziz-ansari-got-to-watch-50-cent-learn-what-a-grapefruit-is-video/ Aziz Ansari got to watch 50 Cent learn what a grapefruit is (Video) | Funny Pictures Pro

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  • BabyFart Magizax

    I love this guy, so funny

  • black hammer

    Who named grapefruits, grapefruit? It has nothing to do with grapes…. lazy

    • Groggy

      A better question would be: What the fuck was going on with jackfruit?

    • rmw

      apparently they're clustered on trees like grapes. I dont know this for sure, but i heard that one time.

  • dangit

    This guy is hilarious. Love his delivery too – snarky without sounding snarky.

  • etcrr

    I am a lonely pedophile who sits in a van handing out free candy to children..

    • FBI

      We know.

      • thatshitsfunny^^^^^


  • Megan

    Love Aziz! Hilarious!

  • tommytwotime

    hahahaha! that was the cat's pajamas!

  • Nathan

    Him and Kevin Hart are the best current standups imo. CK relies too much on shock humor. Still funny though.

    • Cantaloupe

      CK's humor revolves around the absurdity of everyday life and getting older. Very little of it is actually shock humor. He's definitely foul-mouthed, which adds impact to some of his bits. Admittedly, compared to most people in entertainment, his unrelenting honesty can be shocking.

      • Nishtai

        Undisputed King Of Everyday life humor: George Carlin, may the Great Electron have him in Glory.
        "My philosophy is live and let live. Anyone who can't accept that, take him outside and shoot the Motherfucker"

    • hmmm..

      kevin harts last stand-up used the same jokes as his first one, so no he's not

  • StingRay

    just made my day…

  • http://www.facebook.com/mengler2 Mike Engler

    Aziz… my new favorite comic!

  • i work in marketing

    thank god you didn't have to wait through that shitty Corona ad to watch this video.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=633072787 Eduardo Garcia

    How does a grown ass man not know what a grapefruit is?!?

  • Hmmm

    I understand everything he's saying, but to me it's just not funny. At all. I've seen this guy a few times now too.

    • Meowmix

      thank you, I thought I was the only one. Won't judge anyone who likes him, but honestly this guy's just never got me. He just seems like his whole act is, "I'm annoying!! Look at me! Look at how annoying I can be!" He's good for like one joke, then I just want him to go away

      • Aziz

        Well fuck you too

    • U suck

      Thats because youre lame

  • mee

    not funny

  • WailingFungus

    He is of my top two favorite stand up comics at the moment, occupying both the first and second slots respectfully. The rest fall into a tie for third.

  • InnocentKid

    Seems legit.

  • Denzel

    "what's up with those oranges??" i love you aziz

  • topher49er

    your video stream sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Fing

    This was pretty funny. However, Aziz does portray 50 cent as somewhat lacking in the intelligence department in this skit. Besides simply having a lucrative music career, 50 cent is an incredibly successful businessman and is extremely well-spoken.

    • Pooper

      And a dumbass for not knowing what a grapefruit is

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