Celebrities getting s#^*faced (20 Photos)

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  • RandomTask09

    #20: Kuato?

    • hauser

      "Open your miiiiiind…"

    • Jason


    • HadouKeenon

      At least Kuato had a skill…

    • MacNCheesePro

      Mini me!!!

    • Carlos Spicy Weiner

      "Start the reactor"

    • Underbaker

      If the one on the right is the drunk one, he is not a very happy drunk.

    • douche

      I can't fucking believe they are remaking that shit with Colin Farrell….You're not going to top the original three boob.

      • catfishblackbelt

        good call, brah. stop screwin' w/ the 80's and start thinkin' up ideas in the '10's! (err '10's, ugh.) stupid g-damn book movies, remakes & 'quels. except Batman, make a lot of those, please.

    • Ken

      That was clever as F%$!… hats off to ya!

    • Ryan

      Ahh, sippy cup of beer and little guy's done for.

  • etcrr

    #7 the better question is not when is she, the question should be when isn't she shit faced

  • Mad_Hittman

    #2 Ummm, which one is the non-shitfaced one exactly??

    • MattKL

      Yeah, he actually looks more normal when he's 'faced.

    • Apexs

      I had the same thought. Andy Dick looks more normal the more he drinks.

    • capitancoolo

      He looks like he's getting booked into Arkham Asylum.

    • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

      what a fucking waste of sperm.

    • Guy M.

      So being shitfaced turns him into an Edward Norton lookalike. Hmm…..

  • nightshift29

    #20 that dude is rough lookin
    he looks like the terrorist from that stand up comedy puppet act

    • MAGSGQ

      HA, Jeff Dunham? Got to love those skits.

    • salute my shorts

      Watching him get hammered and drive around in his little car on The Surreal Life was a lot more entertaining than it should've been.

    • Nishtai

      Achmed, The Dead Terrorist. Helloooooooo! I Am Lindsay Lohan! #12

  • guest

    Some of those people are very wasted. Although Verne Troyer is just a little drunk.

    • Hendo

      I see what you did there…..

    • andy candy

      ahthank you

  • donnyrkj

    #13 herp to the derps

  • Pants

    Are these guys drunk or on fucking meth?

  • https://www.facebook.com/thefast27 Joseph Santos

    They all look fucked up.

  • avgejoe

    out of all of them kate still looks good after being wasted…

  • Pete

    #10 She's not Kate Middleton anymore, she's Catherine Elizabeth, or, Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, or just Kate I guess.

    • yaho

      get rid of the whole British royal family thing. enough is enough. i mean what year are we living in? and dont give me this crap that they are figure heads. they run the show in the uk. they own all the land and everything else. imagine walking around thinking, "i am a subject of the ROyal family"! . it isnt so much better here in the USA where we are subjects to the whims of corporations. shit maybe it would be better to have the other. at least you can go walk where you want in England. if you want to look at beautiful royals check out the king and queen (especially the Queen) of Bhutan. She is the most beautiful monarch alive.

      • MAGSGQ

        I am not a die hard Monarchist for one, but tradition does play a vital role in the U.K. If it did not, you would think the monarchy would have collapsed after Phillip decided to dick the worst looking member of a royal family, Camilla. Can't really blame the entire monarchy over a few bad seeds though.

        • yaho

          Yeah well, some traditions are worth being done away with. I am believe more in Bobby Sands than the queen. and i am not a die hard IRA supporter.

        • Sophia

          Phillip 'dicked' Camilla…? Well there's a scandal… I was sure she was married to Charles, not his father…

      • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

        So, yaho, did you decide that the royal thing is bad and should be done away with, or not? You kind of changed your mind in the middle there.

        • yaho

          no dude, i think it should be town down. i didnt change anything. where did you get that from?

    • shitfaced

      We don't care.

      • thom

        As an American, I say do what you feel is best for your country and your culture.

    • Underbaker

      Looks like they are in a police car in the shitfaced pic, I can just picture him saying in his British accent "Do you know who I am? Really, do you know who I am"

    • stonewall_79

      She's still hot!!!

    • Infamous

      Something tells me that you don't get out much do you Pete????

  • Sweet Doogs

    #12 prob wasn't that hard to find a pic Lindsay Lohan fucked up

    • Bobbi_1025

      Was probably harder to find a recent pic of her sober

    • Mad_Hittman

      They're being too good to her, this is one of those ''better looking pics'' when she's wasted

  • bukssna

    #18 MJ is high, not drunk! 😀

  • http://twitter.com/swiftenhaal @swiftenhaal

    Whoa how did you obtain a before picture of Lindsay Lohan?

  • Trav1121

    #19 I am pretty sure she is high in her 'sober' picture. That chick is a crackhead.

    • pmtip

      Would still do her. Drunk or sober. #17 too.

      • Trav1121

        Gross! I wouldn't do either of them with Paula's dick.

        • pmtip

          This is why I get laid more often than you do.

          • Trav

            Well, I am married so I get it as often as the wife wants. Haha And there is no chance of getting weiner diseases that any dealer in Hollywood might have.

            • pmtip

              I'm married too. I too get it as often as she wants it. Fortunately, she generally wants it in the morning and at night, so I'm guessing I get it more often than you do. 🙂

              But I would still do Tara or Paris, drunk or sober, me or them.

          • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

            probably why you have herpes too.

  • Trav1121

    #9 Cheeeeezeburgerzzzzz

    • will

      hahha YES!!!

    • Juice

      that video was heartbreaking to watch. i can't imagine how his daughter must have felt when she filmed it.

  • poop

    #19 Dear diary. Jackpot.

    • Lboogie13


  • passwordistaco

    #3 I don't care, Avril is hot.

    • Janedoe

      If you are 14 and the Internet is down, I'm sure she is

      • passwordistaco

        Does drunk at 5am count for anything?

    • Truth

      Photoshop ready

  • NY_William

    Dear God, isn't it time for Pamela Anderson to die of old age and put us all out of our misery?

    • Uhhmm

      stoned as hell but just thought it would be funny to see a skeleton with two bags of petroleum attached to it…

  • fjpeabody

    #9 never hastle the Hoff.

    • MAGSGQ

      I'll defer any further slurred speech comments to KITT puhlease.

  • MattKL

    #18 That's not drunk, that's high!

    • Flip Wilson

      Correction good sir, that's high as fuck!

      • Urethra Franklin

        Wannna Get High!!??

  • Bobbi_1025

    #16 check out her nostrils!! Hitting the lines a wee bit too hard there Pammie

    • Wally

      That second pic is Ninja level scary. Looks like a walker of "The Walking Dead".

  • lol

    its ok. no one cares.

  • A Nonny Mouse

    #10 i'm not a massive fan of royalty, but i love the princes and kate – espescially cos they act like young people.

    • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

      It would be nice to have some national figure that just provides a feel-good for the country, without being poisoned by politics.

  • nivek2798

    #9 still the man, even when he murders a cheese burger!
    #15 he is going down x

  • Sundevil81

    Fuckin' A..that was so sophmoric and idiotic.

    • #387

      Whoa….Whoa fella take it easy there. We are but simple viewers of the interwebs don't use such big words.

    • RobsterCraws

      You're spelling is sophmoric (sic). You asked for it, dude. Calmer than you are.

      • RobsterCraws

        *Your. Well, I asked for it. Touche.

    • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

      Aren't we all here because we want sophomoric and idiotic? I am.

      • thom

        I say this affectionately, welcome to the Chive.

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