Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (38 Photos)

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  • MICHAEL

    # 2 Bill F'n Murray. Put the video up!

    • bigsteve

      Wonder why the KKCO shirts sell out so fast? This guy, http://goo.gl/Tg3xR , has sold over 550 on ebay in the last 6 months. He has made over $32,000 and averages close to $60 a shirt and still charges shipping. This man is not a Chiver. Wish the Chive would do something about this.

      • TheJesus

        It's probably The Chive re-selling their own shirts lol

      • Ouch!

        What a douche nozzle

      • Skermitt

        Probably just making his own. You can get them made on the Internet in bulk. Then just say they are authentice KCCO's and sell for twice as much.

      • MonkeyMadness

        Yeah, it's douchebags like that who make it hard for the rest of us. Fuck the "exclusive elite" who get to have Chive shirts, Make enough for us all to have one and put guys like this out of business!!!

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        There's no limit on the amount of shirts you can buy then??
        That would be most un-Chivelike.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one that thinks a maximum of 4 should be moar than enough per order.

      • Paul from the gump

        Asshole

    • 65massey

      I could have been first but I just found out my Dr. slept with one of his patients.He's a veterinarian.

    • wolfmane

      Here's the solution: Don't buy from him. If you're buying from this guy then you don't really understand KCCO and the shirt means nothing

      • Yeah....

        The shirt already means nothing. If Chive really just wanted to help Chivers identify themselves to each other, they wouldn't sell them at intervals for many times what a shirt like that should cost. I might not like what the eBay guy is doing, but he's just amplifying what the Chive already does, so hating on him=hating on the Chive.

      • TheJesus

        Oh come on. You make it sound like "KCCO" is some higher calling or something. It's a successful website for boobies and funny pics that understands the laws of supply and demand. They keep a limited quantity to entice people to buy things that they normally wouldn't. Note: that's not a dig at The Chive in any way, shape or form.

        And the guy who posted the link to bootlegs is probably the bootlegger himself — he knows people don't give a damn where they get their precious shirts from.

        • Troll moleste

          I lost interest in the shirts a while back. I keep seeing utter D-Bags at bars wearing them.

    • JHL1

      * #2

  • Dano

    DAR Late! Hulk SMASH!

    Thank you for all the lovely Chivettes this week, boys!

    Best,

    D

  • BabyFarts Magizax

    #6 im in heaven

    • some-dude

      She is quite a sight on this site….

      • biggles

        Exactly, pretty but stupid.

    • weed ninja

      definitely the hottest photo of seen of her-

      • majorfathead

        ummm playboy?

    • mickey

      She needs to stop writing…great to look at, dumb as a bag as hammers

      • F.S.M.

        Are you grammar Nazis serious? STFU. Just….. STFU. Her perfect body overpowers your pointless, self serving, pursuit of proper spelling. You are showing how insecure you are by trying to put down this beautiful girl with foolish pretense.

        • SilkySapper

          and you are showing how shallow you are by saying her good looks are more important than any semblance of intelligence.

          • ROR

            And you are showing how full of bullshit you are by suggesting if she came up to you and wanted to fuck you'd turn her down for not being intelligent.

          • Jesus

            I would like to point out a serious fallacy in your logic. Intelligence has absolutely nothing to do with whether a person is enjoyable to be around or not. There are plenty of smart assholes out there, many of them run Fortune 500 companies. But a sexy bitch is a lot easier to put up with than an ugly one. Ultimately, not being a bitch is the most important factor, but looks make putting up with women easier. Yes, I'm shallow, but you're a fucking snob. I think most of us here would rather spend our time chasing hotties than discussing pretentious bullshit with brainy warpigs.

            • foul83

              Should probably all shut up and look at her tits.

    • Matt

      I agree best pic I have seen of her on here.

    • jws

      wtf the only thing i noticed was that she spelled site wrong. i still wouldnt kick her out of bed for it tho.

      • F.S.M.

        STFU….

      • GI Joe

        Probably autocorrect…give the girl a break……

    • banana flapjacks

      who gives a fuck. SJU for PREZ!!!!!!!!!

  • Hammer_Pants

    #36
    Trying to keep calm, but that's not helping. Good lord.

    • bisonbade

      helping me work my forearm muscles though!

    • xavi00

      MOAR!!!

    • Dilbobaggins

      Ridiculous! My mouth literally dropped.

    • sean

      thats some fat ______ lol

    • o.0

      seems to be rather… meaty.

    • HatBomb

      Didn't even see the tied hands until my second look… Was completely focused on, well, other things.

    • Gixxer

      This picture needs a whip in it as well…

    • TimMcFYF

      YEAH!! AMAZING!!!!!

    • Mowwy

      Looks like she's got balls… That makes all you fappers gay. 😀

  • Julie

    #39 and #29 makes it worth waiting an extra hour for the DAR 🙂

    • hark1985

      I want to party with #29 Seal looks like a bad asss

      • Julie

        Me too 🙂 soooo cooooot

        • hark1985

          we will invest in one!

        • MattKL

          #29 "O hai"

      • lonin

        Just made that the wallpaper at work.

    • TheAutomaticMan

      #39 you guys think Bill ever gets tired of all the "Bill F'n Murray" stuff? he seems less than amused in this pic…..

      • Tom

        that looks like jim harbough…

  • hater
    • Julie

      they probably needed to take a few jack off breaks what with all the sexiness in today's DAR.

      • insaneyoda

        #6 makes me want to forgive them…this time.

    • Guy on a Buffalo

      That's 2 days in a row. But I believe they made up for it.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Mac had hidden John's mouse. DAR is an hour late because that's how long it took John to figure out how to publish the gallery by keyboard.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • Julie

        paula youre not on ur A game… ur only at -99 points… wtf is that shit

    • G3AR H3AD 07

      Iam gonna take over Chive, If there late one more time…

  • hark1985

    #2 BFM like a Fucking boss!!!

    • Nargon

      It's some dude lying on the dirt – what's so special?

      • Unfkngblvbl

        apparently you're "special"

        • Nargon

          and?

          • Nargon

            no fucks were given that day! live with it

    • Nargon

      Goddamit! can anybody explain why is this picture important, and why should most of the world care?

      • NcouthYouth

        It's Bill Fucking Murray himself fromt he Cubs game yesterday

        • Nargon

          Yea, i know BFM, but I don't care if your bitch had cubs yesterday, find another way to express your joy

          • Nargon

            All you want to be BFM, I dont 'why I'm here at all

            • GBR

              no,we just want to have fun. This picture is an epitome of fun.

              • GBR

                quit trollin,have fun

  • blls

    penis

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    WTF? DAR is late and:
    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/QrZUR.jpg"&gt;
    Hugs,
    Paula
    – Fan testimonial: "FUCK PAULA_ EVERYBODY JIZZ ON PAULA_ JIZZ ON PAULA_ LEG HAIR."

    • hark1985

      I took a shit and thought of you Paula!!! love you

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Awwwww… how cute!! Show me pics!! ❤

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Fan testimonial: "You provide a spark to our site. – Anonymous"

        • hark1985
          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Yup, that's our lovechild ❤

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – about to lay another one

            • Dr. Evil.

              I'd take Paula over mayer any day of the week!

              • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                That choice will be harder… Soon.

                Hugs,
                Paula
                -the one you love to hate

    • Jane

      I ,by no means, agree with what Mayerjacoby said about The Chive. However, deleting his post was not cool.
      It makes me feel there is no freedom of speech.
      We need to see/read everybody's opinion, regardless if we like it or not

      • http://Blacksonblondes.com Simon Phoenix

        Please castrate yourself so as not to contaminate the gene pool. If you are that fucking ignorant as why the Chive deleted his post – it has NOTHING to do with freedom of speech and EVERYTHING to do with his multiple and abusive posts. Cut and Pasting OVER AND OVER AND OVER and nasium about the EXACT same thing day after day after day to the point that it detracted from the pleasure of the site and made it extemely difficult to enjoy OTHER CHIVERS' and CHIVETTES' comments. If he had just posted it once – I doubt we chivers would have given him/her any more thought than a KCCO.

        So thanks fuck face and please go rinse your mouth out with a loaded revolver you hipster pussy douche.

        • hoovus

          You just fed the troll a surf 'n' turf dinner.

  • hark1985

    #7 I do love you! and you Miss Underrboob I mean Underwood #6

    • hark1985

      Shit! I meant #8

      • Trav1121

        They ninja moved it. The bastards! Haha

  • james gate

    The DAR was late and I was all like 'this one better be good'

    and then #14, #29, #39. holy shit i love this place

    • TheAutomaticMan

      yeah, #14 is great and all, aside from the fact that its a $325 replica…….. but he signed it….. and you even get a piece of paper saying it's "authentic"…..

  • Jtrain

    Get your shit together Chive, Damn.

    • marker

      it would appear they are doing just fine

      #39, #15

    • hark1985

      jog off hater!

      • Unfkngblvbl

        I think I agree with you, but not sure about the jog part.

    • Trav1121

      UMADBRO? You try running a website on a daily basis and see how easy it is! Haha KCCO, dude.

  • KayMan

    #28 is just spectacular

    • hookie pookie

      really? it's a big ass (good) but kind of flat (not good)

    • asl;dfkja;sldfkj

      Is that cancer of the back?

      • tyanger

        tinea versicolor probably (a chronic fungal infection caused by malassezia furfur. generally harmless, just unsightly. especially pronounced with sun exposure). she should see someone about that though.

  • hark1985

    #20 epic barrel!

    • Daniel Tosh

      get pitted

    • Tom

      Claiming it too…beast mode

    • aussie aussie aussie

      That`s Timmy Reyes

  • whyme1973

    #6 #7 #23 #28 #36 Goddam ladies! I have to find some looser pants.

    • Mouchettepas

      #6 Could be the most attractive girl ever but Kate Beckinsale is the most naturally beautiful. I.e. no fake boobs, nose job.

    • Melli

      23 has a bloody crotch

    • kriss

      #23 – is that her period? GROSS

  • days

    #14, #36

    so much want….

    • Trav1121

      Agreed! Jim and Trim ftw!

  • Hey Blinkin'

    #19

    I know it's not big, but come on, computer, that's just over the top harsh.

  • etcrr

    #6 SJU FTW!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      <img src="http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/216/4/0/Keep_Calm_and_Fuck_Off_by_LiamAshurst.png"&gt;
      Hugs,
      Paula
      – Fan testimonial: "you better watch out, you have been putting some funny ass comments up here lately, you might end up with a yellow thing next to your name… – etcrrisapedophile"

      • delete,delete

        eat shit and die, notstan

      • Full

        Paula, as a long-time chiver (from back when it was——> Dave Chappelle), I think you're great, and I remember the original "paula ~ hugs" you've built on.

        I think you're getting played against etcrr. He seems to be just an old guy enjoying the chive, and kids are jumping all over him to get their internet hate on. When you get something hateful that is purportedly from etcrr, I don't think it's from him.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          I'm not getting played, trust me 🙂

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – the one you love to hate

      • etcrrisapedophile

        Sweet, that is my comment…… I made it to the fan testimonial…… yahtzee!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1470318988 Aaron Wine

      No way she beats Either Kate without TheChive

      • Trav1121

        Good thing our little community exists then, huh? Fuckin' rocked it!

    • fuckoffetcrr
  • Jman

    #6 too bad shes a bitch in real life…check out what happened with her on barstool sports

    #36 ftw–love me some kinky chivettes

    • justsaying

      Link would be nice.

    • noturdaddy

      and she can't spell..it should be site, not sight…oh well guess you can't have brains and a bod

      • http://twitter.com/Defiance7x13 @Defiance7x13

        Ive meet her a few time, never once a bitch. Maybe you shouldn't believe everything you've see on the internet…

        • I Love Rooster

          idk…college buddy works on her show. He said shes dumb, shallow, materialistic and and overall cunt to the crew.

          • Jman

            heard all the same stuff from barstool (which would have no interest in making her out to look like a bitch unless it was true).

            • F.S.M.

              If I was a woman with her body, I would be completely intolerable. STFU and enjoy the eye candy.

          • Snooki

            If I was getting eye fucked by literally every straight man and probably every lesbian that saw me I'd be a bitch too.

            • Scotty

              Boohoo, cry us a river. Are you retarded? If she doesn't want to be "eye fucked" then don't put those photos out. Jesus.

  • hark1985

    #31 hell yeah!

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      The only thing that scares me more than roller coasters is parking garages. Is that bad coming from a guy that would go into burning buildings for absolutely no pay what so ever?

    • StaticFX

      HELL YEAH! that looks AWESOME! Is this real? where is it!???

  • dochandy

    #2 help! i've fallen! and i can't get up! #6 HOLY SHIT!!! #34 fuck and yes please!

    • turbo2tone

      #34 Lighthouses rule.

    • Nic

      Please, face pic!

    • Attaxia

      #34 Incredible ! MOAR

  • architectmosby

    #6 that's an epic picture, SJU really knows how to thank us. new wallpaper btw.

    • goodfriday

      there is a lot more from that photoshoot at meinmyplace.com (the site of the photographer who did that Esquire shoot). It's faptastic!

      • architectmosby

        thanks for the tip goodfriday, I've just become totally useless at work now after seeing those pics, but it's friday, so fuck it, I'm going home now, kcco!

    • nice doggie

      a little tip, guys who have girls as their wallpaper don't get laid (true story)

  • hark1985

    #39 someone get that man a monument

    • Dan

      I hope he's getting a cut of the T Shirt sales.

  • Scott

    #6 Sara is so hot and so glad she won.

    • MouchettePas

      Kate Beckinsale should have won-naturally hotter. Underwood has fake boobs and a fake schnozz; she's still one of the hottest I've ever seen buuut…

  • Jeffrey Lebowski

    #2 his legend grows with every passing day.

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