Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • John

    What up Chivers!!

    • Problem?

      The sky *giggle*

      • FeloniousFish

        obviously you! It's 2am Central Time, what am I doing up?

    • hi john

      haters gonna hate

    • majorfathead


      • TheAutomaticMan

        Not shit, sup with you?

    • concerned citizen

      what's up with these annoying fucking advertisement videos that won't respond to pause or mute this is ridiculous – I know you enjoy making money off of ads, but it's seriously obnoxious. Anyone else having the same irritation?

  • John

    What up Chivers!! and Dr. Mundrake

    • Mundrake

      Haha hey Steve! Haha

  • lylsmorr

    #1 hahahaha.

    #21 is great also

  • Anjin-San

    #12 soon..

    • Underbaker

      Seriously, where is his body and how long is his neck?

  • etcrr

    #9 Fuck my childhood that's awesome

    • fuckoffetcrr
      • Him.

        ^ guy was simply saying his name… HuLong ChuPang

        • fuckhim

          that's weird bc it's george takei

          • fuck fuckhim

            that's weird because you are a douchebag.

            • fuckhim

              nice one

              • fuckhimagain

                fuck off you Stan loving faggot

    • ChelseaRules

      Why would you want someone to f*ck your childhood? I hate when people do that to mine…

      • tapsnapornap

        There's got to be an innuendo in there somewhere…

      • fuckstan

        He was talking about what he enjoys most……. fucking children, that creepy pervert fucker…

    • etcrr 127p

      My childhood was great thanks to my uncle and our special room.

  • chivepolice

    one comment per page please

    • Ander


  • MattKL

    #12 Soon.

  • etcrr

    #21 plays with an unfair advantage, distraction

    • fuckoffetcrr
      • iloveannoyingpeople

        every time I see it I laugh!

        • fuckstan

          this is great!!! I can't believe that there are people who are giving this idiot thumbs up for his lame ass comments……

    • banananah

      she does not actually play. Just hops around with her boobs and everything.

    • I Love Rooster

      I always thought the whole pulling the "pants" out of the ass thing was gross…not sexy.

  • Josh

    #21 O.O mother of pearl…

    • Dude

      ah yes,

      bar refaeli

    • stonewall_79

      She's so fucking hot, I don't understand why dicaprio broke up with her I think he's a fag.

  • http://whatmovieshouldiwatch.wordpress.com/ mhuard5

    #1 I need to buy a WackyWavingArmFlailingInflatableTubeMan. Someone get me Al Harrington's number!

    • Jules

      AHHHH you got to it first!!

    • NightMiracle


      • http://www.facebook.com/acash34 Alex Cash

        ^thank you

        • patov40

          Yep, so close, but juuuuuuuust a bit outside.

    • DemBone

      don't forget about the IntergalacticProtonPoweredElectricalTentacledAdvertisingDroids

      • John


    • Lisa

      Just head to the Emporium and Warehouse. It's off Route 2 in Weekapaug!

    • about

      Does anyone have a link to video for this? I've searched, and can't find it.

      • http://whatmovieshouldiwatch.wordpress.com/ mhuard5
    • Al Harrington


  • sptd

    could we have a DMA that is just of the chivettes waking up? 'Cause that would make my day…

    • patov40


  • datassman

    #21 dat ass

  • Wet_tosti

    #29 high velocity boobs are awesome!

  • Nathan

    Drifting a Jet-Ski: Doing it right. (It's pretty damn hard)

    • Nathan


  • Rollout25

    #21 She could be a part time model

    • ChelseaRules

      Or an air hostess in the 60's.

    • CJ Garcia

      …but she'd probably have to keep her normal job…

    • cat

      Bar Refaeli. Yes she could be a part time model.

    • she's a witch!

      she's so beautiful. like a…tree

    • Nick

      …or a high-class prostitute.

    • Urethra Franklin

      Definitely the hottest girl in the room

  • benjinho

    #20, must be fucking scary!

    • DngnRdr

      Couldn't pay me enough money to walk on that!

    • Dastrdly

      Where is this? Fucking Awesome!

      • boobman

        From the looks of it, I would guess it's on the side of a cliff somewhere.

      • Boss

        Seriously where is this?

  • TheNarb

    #3 Every fkn time and its never anything important, they just want to feel more important than the game…

    • Jam On It

      Because they are more important than the game, you miserable child.

      • ChelseaRules

        Faith in men restored.

        • Travis

          Not when she wants me to look at the dog sitting in the same cute pose she sits in 99% of the time.

          • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

            Then you need to take stock and decide what's more important. Its not worth it to be in a relationship full of resentment where you don't even share the same interests. Either that or grow up and recognize that playing video games is…. playing.

            • JON

              You are a boob.. stop trying to pretend that you actually care what they say all the time and reclaim your testicals boob

              • Chris

                This douche's comments got a +11? I renounce my chive-dom…..

              • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

                JON said I am a boob, so I will try to reclaim my "testicals". I wonder where I left them? Then I will stop trying to pretend that I actually care what "they" say, all the time. I am sure I will then have better relationships with women – as I am sure JON does.

    • EN1

      I second that FACT.

    • Chris

      The next time I hope it's to tell you about the man (not boy) she's banging on the side…

      • dirtysteve99

        Chris – real man.
        He believes men shouldn't have any downtime.

        • Chris

          I'd explain it to you, but i'd hate to take away from your games…and not getting laid….

          • Colio

            Getting laid only takes a few minutes. Plenty of time for both

            • Chris

              Sorry, my pathetic chive-mate. I can't explain to you what it is to be a man and treat women like human beings in a few minutes. Unfortunately, it seems your parents weren't able to do it over the last…what? 15 years? Probably the constant masturbating. Anyway, one day, you'll probably learn it the hard way…good luck! Your shrink wrapped dick is going to need it…..

              • Colio

                Ahahaha! Wow I was kidding, but you guys are cracking me up. You sound like very nice sensitive men. Your girlfriends/wives/fuck buddies are very lucky ladies. FYI there is nothing wrong with masturbation and I don't have to shrink wrap my dick because my girl is on the pill

                • ROR

                  Nice retreat, "You thought I was serious? LOL, you guys are funny!" No chance sucka, you wrote it, you own it, bitch.

              • dirtysteve99

                Who said anything about treating women badly? My point was you're dismissiveness of games, despite the fact that millions of men enjoy them.
                I never supported ignoring the girlfriend just cause you're playing.
                And I find it hard to believe a bitter personality like Chris' would ever see an unclothed woman.

            • LIKE A BOSS

              Not that I'm with the arrogant doucher, but bro, come on…"getting laid only takes a few minutes?" Either you have some golden cock of the gods that makes women cum instantaneously, or you really need to start thinking about your woman more. And dude, getting laid is fun! Take your time with it!

    • Donny

      How do we tell them they are not that important? I've got your back NARB…

  • https://www.facebook.com/steven.vargas1 Steven Vargas

    I don't get it #27

    • cHiVe FoR pReSiDeNt

      Me either, but looks to me like she rear ended someone or they backed into her and got hung up, when she got out, they tried to make it a hit & run and took off with her car still hooked on… I don't know, that's what it looks like to me at least…

      • Buxter

        Um, no. Sober up and watch it again

        • avgejoe

          …some people just know how to kill the humor in things….

      • Robert

        At least she closed the door.

    • mke

      she got hit and when she got out, forgot to put the car in park

    • What What

      False. She hit something, failed to put the car in park, got out, and the car hit yet another something.

      • http://twitter.com/danieljillm @danieljillm

        I dunno…that first hit has some up and down action – like she just ran over somebody

        • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

          Yeah, I think she ran over a dog or a trashcan, hopefully not a person. It was funny how she closed the door then tried to catch up!

          • Underhill

            Might have helped if she had worn her seat belt.

    • Hershey's

      She wasn't in the kitchen

    • TheBatman

      Im just going to assume she was on one of those "worst driver shows" (why the fuck else would there be a camera in there… she's not a police officer thats for damn sure) and she hit something, got out, forgot the ebrake and there you go.

  • Nathan

    Oh and #29 – Gravity you're letting me down. In too many ways.

    • Williemo32

      Find them

      • Guest :)


    • asdf

      Over/Under boob??

    • blvr

      I love those two!

  • NcouthYouth

    #23 "Why this car is automatic. It's systematic. It's hydromatic.."

    • Anjin-San

      It's called "Greeeease Liiiightniiiiing"

    • ChelseaRules

      That kid's supreme. The chicks'll cream.

      • tapsnapornap

        At his age? They'll probably just poop their pants.

    • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

      Them's some potent poots.

  • Taeg

    ordered my kcco shirt, got an order confirmation and charge to my bank but no confirmation email. Did I get it or not chive?

    • ChelseaRules

      I didn't get an email when I ordered mine, either. Also, the shirt came at a different time than the stickers (in case you ordered multiple things).
      Keep calm, I'm sure it's on its way.

    • Billyb

      I'm right there with you…this is my, fuck I've lost count, time tring to get this shirt. I really hope I got it this time.

    • Mike roller

      Chive I ordered a shirt on march 16 and I still have not gotten it. What gives how could you do this to a veteran. Oh and btw when you sent me my tracking number it was wrong as well. Hope this gets to you seeing how when I email you I don't get a response. I'm clam but not chiming on at the moment.

      • Oyster

        Hahahaha…you're clam.

  • Vent187

    #6 epic! Damn I miss that show..

    • ChelseaRules

      Robot Roll Call!

    • majorfathead

      Hell yeah I used to VCR some MST 3000 …. guess I'm old

      • ChelseaRules

        When other kids were watching Saturday morning cartoons, I was watching this on the Sci Fi channel. Because they used to play it at like 9am, which sucked.

    • Dastrdly

      Need to bring this show back, so much better than the reality crap on now.

      • JennYo

        Check out Rifftrax…same guys, same ideas, same awesomeness! 🙂

    • Gallus

      Yeah, I miss it, too.

    • PharmacyGuy

      MST3K was the best!

    • dood

      such an amazing/hilarious show

    • Groggy

      Love that show. It was the only thing that could get me up on a weekend morning.

      I say "love" instead of "loved" because I have a shitload of DVD volumes.

      Poopy suits. That is all.

  • http://twitter.com/jahrodnz @jahrodnz

    #221 Lingerie tennis? Best new sport since the lingerie football league

    • http://twitter.com/jahrodnz @jahrodnz


  • etcrr

    #14 Parkour cat is talented

  • FeloniousFish

    #4 Herp-a-DERP!

    • Patrick


    • Ken

      Odds that he found his shoe?

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