Friday Dopamine Dump (45 photos)

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  • MICHAEL

    #4 Brilliant!

    • Underbaker

      Some say love, it is a river that drowns the tender reed.

    • Logicyup

      Whoever wrote that answer has to be "annoying internet guy," they even write in caps.

  • guest

    penis potatoes

    • Zedhere

      Mashed Vagina?

      • Ruzz

        au gratin asshole?

    • SimonPhoenix

      Titty sprinkles

      • Theresa

        I just read that in Morgan Freeman's voice

        • http://dinkus.blog.com Emzilla

          Well, now I did. Well played.

          • http://www.blacksonblondes.com Simon Phoenix

            Thank You. Thank You.

    • JHL1

      #30 I must go; my boobs are needed elsewhere.

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Dick chips

    • Underbaker

      Is that what they call french fries these days?

    • Fozzy D Bear

      poop dumplings?

    • Groggy

      Butt chocolate.

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001562982031 Harry H-d Sinner

      masterbater taters

  • Ed Wood

    #2 Douche Level: 99

    • Urethra Franklin

      Are these Seth Green's bros from Can't Hardly Wait?

  • Ed Wood

    #13 Douche Level: 1,000,000

    • Arizona_Buck

      Your Next….Arrest.

  • whyme1973

    Pardon me…I'll just be here staring at #12 and #26 for the rest of the day. Fuck me.

    • naa

      agreed #12 could have the ugliest face ever and it wouldn't matter lol

      • Underbaker

        I love puzzles, first the bra straps, then the bra, and then the panties.

    • longshot421

      Seconded. Dear Lord. Wow.

    • Swenka

      Please more of whoever #12 is. Preferably that outfit or less. Go-go Hump Day.

  • KeepCalmDriveOn

    #8 Mass cannot be created or destroyed….bullshit

    • A_OOOO

      dryer = black hole

    • A. Einstein

      ENERGY cannot be created or destroyed. One of the most basic concepts in physics.

      • Frank

        Yes, but since ENERGY = MASS * SPEED OF LIGHT^2, you can say that Mass cannot be created or destroyed. It can only consumed by fat people.

        • kw1q51lv3r

          therefore, washing machines and dryers are fat people.

        • TheAutomaticMan

          Or converted back to energy…. silly goose. Obviously, the heat generated in the dryer congeals one sock, converting it back to energy similar to the Big Bang, only backwards, where energy created heat, the energy then congealed, and turned to matter. So basically, dryers run on socks……

        • A.Einstein

          Only if you completely misunderstood the equation. Which you have.

    • Fridge Magnet

      I always thought the rotating action created a wormhole so it just sends the sock somewhere else.

    • TheMoose03

      Somewhere, there's a galaxy filled with people's vanished socks.

    • Bear933

      Did anyone else see the face in the Dryer?

  • quiksaand

    #26 #31 Mother of God …… Very Nice, thank you and come again!

    • IndyMN

      #31 the new "classic beauty".

      • Martin_McFly

        That and nipples

    • pmtip

      I already did.

    • Alf

      what would u like 2 drink? sir

  • KCJake

    #35

    She's just one of the guys.

    • MICHAEL

      1 girl 1 cup

    • Underbaker

      She must know what a courtesy flush really is.

    • banana flapjacks

      bet she loves anal too

    • Steve

      Looks just like Madison Scott

  • Bonafide Chivette

    #32 is hilarious

    • Anomanom

      And since Einstein was given to philandering, its probably not too far off.

    • james

      If you want the dress to head the floor 9.18 has to be negative. That calculation states the dress is heading towards the ceiling.

      • majorfathead

        huh?

        • majorfathead

          There you go

          g = 9.81 m/s2 = 32.2 ft/s2
          This means that, ignoring air resistance, an object falling freely near the Earth's surface increases its velocity by 9.81 m/s (32.2 ft/s or 22 mph) for each second of its descent. Thus, an object starting from rest will attain a velocity of 9.81 m/s (32.2 ft/s) after one second, 19.62 m/s (64.4 ft/s) after two seconds, and so on, adding 9.81 m/s (32.2 ft/s) to each resulting velocity. Also, again ignoring air resistance, any and all objects, when dropped from the same height, will hit the ground at the same time.

      • Jesus

        Incorrect. Re-examine the semantics: the dress is accelerating at 9.8m/s2 TOWARDS THE FLOOR. He's already specified direction.

  • whyme1973

    #23 Great ass.

    • Matt

      Asses??? I'm only seeing 1

      • tapsnapornap

        Try again.

    • http://www.facebook.com/EvilScooby AL Ventura

      I cant stop watching it.

  • weed ninja

    #22 They never see me coming…

    • JHL1

      I need about tree fiddy…. and another seventy

    • Kyle

      I'm more concerned about this "Geezer Bandit"

    • Matt

      That's what she said.

  • Williemo32

    #43 Zoe Saldana FTW

  • Trav1121

    #2 Is that Pauly and Vinnie from Jersey Shore? Them guidos…

  • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

    #35 well this is the dump post

    • that_ALBANIAN_guy

      I saw what you did there.

  • Knee Dragger

    #1
    That's one way to tell your landlords to shove it!

    • Unfkngblvbl

      …and lose your deposit

    • JHL1

      Hell on wheels!

    • weird

      it's from a movie

      • Pete

        Weird Science. Kinda disappointed that it wasn't picked up on.

        • chad

          not a movie, but we were verry drunk.

  • Trav1121

    #26 almost started my computer on fire. Ridiculously hot!

    • JHL1

      "Best guess for this image 'Hot'"
      True story.

  • chris

    is #31 someone we should know, like is there MOAR of her somewhere?

  • BigPup

    #6 add vodka and this #26 and I'm a happy camper…

  • PDiddily420

    #33

    Etcrr and his 3 sisters.

  • http://www.thechive.com Jared S

    #35..id still…

    • Cheryl Tunt

      #35..id during…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=547783528 Alex Clarke

    #7 Ahh white chocolate

  • Evan

    #10 bitch im fabulous

  • Woodrowrules

    #3 #12 #23 Amazing that is all

  • Dunny_

    Still waiting for #17 to blink.

    • Zedhere

      Are you embattled in a staring contest?

      • Dunny_

        Was it over when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor??? Hell no.

        • Theresa

          I was pretty sure it was the Japanese that bombed Pearl Harbor…damn my public school education

          • Dunny_

            Thank you Theresa, but I was quoting the movie Animal House. I guess I should've but quotation marks around the sentence….damn my sense of wit and knowledge of popular culture.

            • Theresa

              Haha! Well played sir

              • Dunny_

                Oh. Well thank you for being so gracious. I was trying to be funny not condescending. 😀

                • Theresa

                  I was tipping my hat to you 🙂

                  • majorfathead

                    now kiss

                    • Dunny_

                      I would've answered 2 days ago, but Theresa's Easter Bunny outfit had me busy. Thanks bro.

    • Lunchbox

      Isn't that one of the Olsens?

      • http://www.last.fm/user/mutiilator Brand_n

        Yep, Elizabeth Olsen

  • Trav1121

    #33 XD

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