• DinoBarf


  • Matt

    Group buy anyone? Haha

  • BabyFart Magizax

    Schticky buddy

    • shamshe

      Drugs are bad MMMkaaayy

  • FuckUSD

    You can rinse it off, dry it off, jerk it off, I don't care what you do with it or where it even came from hahahah

    • EvilRoySlade

      I lost it at the precious food.

  • jbjb


  • Megalodon

    That shit cray…

    • Frank M


  • Steven B

    am i the only one who kept thinking.. shit.. i could actually use this..

    • Nishtai

      Apparently… Until now. I could so use one of those

  • jean.

    even if it's a quickie, wrap that sticky..

    • Dick Salad

      Just wanted to say I ❤ you and I would withstand the trials of time within the confines of your friend zone any day of the week.

      • JHL1

        You should write a song and sing it on t.v. for her.

        • Dick Salad

          Nah I'm like the socially awkward penguin…

      • jean.

        ❤ truly love my fellow chivers…

  • vinz


  • stonewall_79

    LOL!!!! that was funny

  • markawol

    I kinda want this.

  • KeepinCalm

    Funny! Reminds me of this parody of the shake weight

    • Theresa

      I saw Ellen Degeneres using a shake weight and she was like, "boy this is working muscles I've never used before."

  • Medium00Rare

    litrally loled and hit my head on the keyboard.

    • 6655321

      What's litrally?

  • etcrr

    Insert dumbass comment here!

    • Chiv3r

      Go away! Have you tried the Berry yet?

  • LucretiusCarus

    This one is still his finest work.

    • spydermonkey

      All day, every day. The first time I saw the mighty putty one I was crying.

    • Friar Tuck

      I'm sorry but it can't compete with Kaboom.

      • LucretiusCarus

        I like kaboom too, but I still thin Might Putty has it beat.

    • Master_Rahl

      "… and guess what, fuckin' Optimus Prime can't even tear this shit off" a riot!!!!

    • Jacob

      "Fuckin' Optimis Prime can't even tear this shit off." I think this is the first I've ever seen and I've been hooked ever since.

    • JHL1

      Your fat ass broke a chair? Why not just fix it?

  • Carlos Estevez

    That's what I'm talkin' 'bout! WOoooOOOOW!

    • miggy

      Funny shit right there!

  • Skermitt


  • etcrr

    hurry up and post more comments, I am only posting on the second page right now to try to hide from my trolls…

  • misschris

    That was pretty hilarious. I was trying to hide my laughter from the boss-man. Oh, and did that crazy old lady really use it on her pet, then run it thru her own hair?? Yuck.

    • attnwhr

      how old are you????

  • etcrr

    quick and easy

    • etcrr sucks dick

      just like your dumbass comments… off is the direction you should fuck!

    • Paula_

      Oh etcrr, you so silly.

      BTW I figured out why you envy eggs… Eggs get laid (once).

      – Fan testimonial: "You provide a spark to our site. – Anonymous"

      • etcrr

        Wow, did you sit around all day to come up with that one? My dead Grandmother is funnier than you are

        • notstan

          delete, delete. delete,,

        • Paula_

          Yeah, and she still smells better than you.

          – Fan testimonial: "Bob is obviously unemployed, or should be. – rocknrollguy"

          • etcrr

            That's because you've had your head up my ass for too long, clean up your act and you would'nt have the probllem

            • delete, delete,

              STFU douche bag

              • etcrr

                Boy you really told me, I love it when the best you can come up with is a third grade level statement

  • Master_Rahl

    Anyone else think the voice sounds eerily similar to Thurston Howell III?

    Oh and one of the best lines "I have magic rubber fingers that get deep into your hairy cracks"

  • pablo333

    Haha this was awesome!

  • Chiv3r

    Who keeps flippin their buggers under the bed?

    Ummm …. pretty sure it's etcrr

  • @letmeclrmythrt


  • Rebecca

    I like the creepy grandma doing that weird roaring at the end, fuckin grammas

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