It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (28 Photos)

  • Matt


    • Lcpl.allan


    • KeepCalmDriveOn

      #3 I say we leave this guy to the spiders, it's the only way to be sure.

  • yup


    • spicticus


    • Paul B.

      I don't know what's worse…. the twit who hollers "First!" or the one that comes along next hollering "First!" even though s/he's second……………

      • yeah

        Both equally deserve to be the poster boys for Massingil and Summer's Eve…

  • spicticus

    #10 That lives on Drury Lane?
    #28 Must make more…

  • jjj

    #10 Puked in my mouth a little

    • frankus

      puked in my mouth alot

    • syber snail

      how is this even possible….

      • Rear_Admiral

        She totally must have grown into those from childhood.

        • ezp

          fucck that's disgusting!

  • poboi850

    #16. No, it's a shot of cleavage

    • Mickael Duncan

      I'll have a double

      • Dr. Evil

        Wait, there's a bullet casing in that image?

  • Takingbackcider

    #8 Some say that his heart is in upside down, and that his teeth glow in the dark…

    • Carli

      Some say it's impossible for him to wear socks

    • gusto
      But a few good ones: Some say that his tears are adhesive, and that if he caught fire, he'd burn for a thousand days,
      Some say that the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nürburgring, and that if you give him a really important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet,
      Some say that he thought Star Wars was a documentary, and that he recently pulled out of I'm A Celebrity because he is scared of trees… and Australia… and Koo Stark… and Ant… and Dec.

    • Buford_Justice

      Some say he sucks the moisture from ducks.

      • Pete

        Some say he uses that moisture to bathe his family.

    • monoxxide

      no its Ben or Michael depending on who it is at the time

  • BigPup

    #9 I believe now…

    • Orcslayer

      Kate Upton in 'The 3 Stooges'

      • Mike

        pretty much the only reason to see it

        • Falthor

          damnit i was just going to post that.

    • Jees

      Where do I sign?

  • untamedride

    #9 True Story

    • Unfkngblvbl


      • nade



    • GreyGhost9

      The nuns when i went to catholic school never looked like this, if they had i might have paid more attention

  • BigPup

    #8 The Stig FTW!

  • MarthaJeane

    #13 Not at all. Next stop – a nailed it post. Yum

    • d1sturbed91

      Sooo much want! Definitely a good idea

  • DickFister

    Just when I thought I had enough bad habits. …

    • pgoody

      I see what you did there…

  • CowboyDebop

    I needed some motivation this morning, because I was feeling like #21 and I have an exam in a half hour. Thanks chive!

    • DickFister

      "Laziness" is not using spell check, chive.

  • Trav1121

    #1 Great poster and caption! Ahaha 'I believe you are capable of saving Lois Lane, Superman. Bazinga!'

    • Bon_nie

      Love this show!

    • LucretiusCarus

      Don't get this show at all. Everyone on it is a totally 1-dimensional caricature and everyone except Galecki over-acts. It's like watching a bad Nickelodeon kids' show.

      • @GamerKitty84

        if you were more a super nerd you may enjoy it more.

        Dr. Sheldon Cooper
        "One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad"

        • LucretiusCarus

          Hmmm…I think I dislike it because I actually HAVE a Ph.D. in science and I'm not as much of a 1-D troll douchenozzle as any of those assclowns are. But yeah, maybe it's because I'm not nerdy enough…

          • Woop

            Or maybe you just dont have a sense of humor because you are too nerdy. Thats kind of the point of the show.

            • LucretiusCarus

              You people really need to make up your minds.

              Am I too nerdy or not nerdy enough?

              Or maybe it's just that the show isn't funny and it's written by morons who don't really know what scientists are like? *shrug*

              • 0331

                Yes, Yes, I too have a Ph.D. and thirty five years of some martial arts or whatever, and my wife is a supermodel. Oh wait, that's everybody on the internet.

                • LucretiusCarus

                  Hey, there's no reason to make me feel bad for not having a supermodel wife or knowing any martial arts, which I don't. Jerk.

              • Trav1121

                As I said earlier, I don't think there is a definate answer to your question. See my other comment for a full recap. 🙂

        • Trav1121

          I enjoy it cuz I read comics and play video games and actually know a couple guys like Sheldon. My wife really enjoys it too and she isn't a nerd at all. So I dunno what makes people love or hate it. Maybe the variety? Actors with charisma? Who knows everyone loves or hates it for their own reasons. Isn't one sole thing that makes it tick.

    • Redstripe

      I can't stomach that guy or that show. He is such a fag how can they not cast his character as totally gay?. It's like watching an OCD aunt with aspergers bumble around. He needs a puffy wig and earrings to compete the transformation to weird lady.

    • Buck

      Worst show ever. I've tried to give it a chance. It's ridiculous. The Chive actually loses points with me everytime they post something about this garbage.

      • Trav1121

        Only thing I truly hate about it is Sheldon's gf. She used to play Blossom and I hated her then too. Just annoys the shit outta me.

        • @GamerKitty84

          I gotta agree with you on that sir^^

  • Martin_McFly

    #3 Run away! Run far away and never look back! — that would be my motto

  • SolidusSnake420

    #1 That show fucking sucks. Fuck you if you like it.

    • Dastrdly

      Then I guess I've been fucked, HARD because I love this show!

    • Buck

      Thank You!!! It's horrible. I can't believe it has a following at all. I've never met anyone remotely intelligent that likes this garbage.

      • Diamonds

        Might be because you need to be even remotely intelligent to understand the jokes.

    • Taco_Depot


    • Meowmix

      I wouldn't say fuck you to anyone who likes it, but I agree, the jokes are extremely forced

    • Bob

      Couldn't agree more. The Big Bang Theory scene format: Penny says something stupid. Sheldon says something nerdy and slightly inaccurate. Laugh track. Repeat.

    • beasty

      That's the great thing about tv's. You can change the effing channel.

  • tv_paul


    Gotta catchem' all!

    • Mike

      i love ashley barney!

    • Alek Murphy

      iv never liked pokemon so much!!

  • Jimmy_Recard

    #27 I didn't even notice she was pointing until you told me.

  • Woodrowrules

    #22 Teach me anything you'd like

    • Edd

      Too bad they will probably get more hands on teaching from their priest…..

  • The_Stif

    #22 Catholic Education? Being touched by preists?

  • Ned_Plimpton

    #9 #22 So good had to post twice. Well played.

    • no shit sherlock

      whoa look out everyone.. captain obvious just entered the building.

  • syd

    #27 well, it's kind of a thumbs up/pointing finger hybrid, to be honest….as if to say, "yes, these are good"

    • duck hunter

      Little duck face too so point deduction there…..

      • big al

        I disagree, this is close to the top of the short list of acceptable duck faces.

        I approve this duck face.

  • Cabana Dan

    #18 Ramen Noodles: For those days when you just want to watch the world burn.
    Or: Professionalism: Answering when duty calls, even at your ex-wife's condo.

    • tralfaz

      Fahrenheit 451

  • BostonChiver.

    #27 58008 I choose you!

    • DaCoop

      I see what you did there

  • tv_paul


    Run girls, just think of all that Nitrous oxide and dental dams he has access too!

    • derp

      go to a dentist like this, and had to get a crown. The crown was irritating the tooth below while I was there. Instead of redoing the crown, they started to file down my good tooth because the crown was perfect. I'm still mad about this and its been a year.

      Moral of the store is it doesn't matter because the assistants are hot

    • dirtysteve99

      I wonder if he prefers blondes.
      Anyhoo, any redheads/brunettes that got turned down in job interviews have a pretty good discrimination case for mister Aryan nation above!

    • baronius

      Looks like Germany. I went there for surgery and it was the same thing. Most of the women who worked in the clinic were really good-looking blondes. It was amazing really

  • Trav1121

    #7 makes me happy and sad. Love that show but miss it. And the statement is absolutely true. Haha

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