Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • Still_Counts


    Short haired, long haired, it doesn't matter cuz Chivettes always excite us. 😀

    • MattKL

      I will NEVER get tired of this pic. Girl has gotta give us moar!

    • Esr0d

      I love how sensual yet so innocent this chivette looks in this picture. We beg for moooaaarrr!

    • aussie aussie aussie

      little bit harry high pants don`t you think

      • its_forge

        She has a nice big powerful ass and she didn't want to show us a mile and a half of crack. I'm okay with that because that ass is amazing and gorgeous.

    • SilkySapper

      she got a big ol' butt on her that's for sure.

      I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating potato chips

      • Jason

        It's the pose and the cut of her clothes. She needs a better photographer.

      • nathan

        she is hot… though i bet she'd look better with long hair. also not crazy about the fact that she eats potato chips in bed.

        • The_Dood

          Normally I'd agree with your long hair statement, but I would take your bet here.

    • http://dirkpittfan.tumblr.com/ thatwasfun

      I vote to see this one in the DAR as well…she is smokin

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001001742069 Drew Laugn

      She's cute…..As is ALWAYS the case….She would be CUTER WITH LONG HAIR!

      • Samhedi

        Seriously brother? You MUST have something better to do with your time.

      • PDiddily420

        Speaking of long hair, you need some to cover up that fivehead.

      • LIKE A BOSS

        You're seriously going to criticize this girl? You make me sad for you.

      • its_forge

        Horse shit. Hair length is not an issue, women look nice with short hair, nice with long hair, nice in between, who cares, look at that ass.

      • its_forge

        God I hope this stupid fucking attitude is bred out of the human race soon. That moronic "long hair is always better" bullshit is what gives us things like the "quiverfull" movement where women aren't ever allowed to cut their hair at all, and must always keep their wrists and ankles covered, and must always be pregnant and can never have jobs outside the home. Fuck that Taliban horse shit.

        • LovesWomen

          Agreed. I once dated a black gal that kept her hair natural and short for a while. It worked for me! Then she grew it out in to a fro, but it was still short compared to most women. Still hot.

      • its_forge

        Fuck I wish you'd die of something really, really horrible.

      • its_forge


    • blue

      All I want in life basically.

    • iamblair

      Super cute. Mor plase.

    • Moo Factor

      I'd do anyone that isn't my wife.

  • RandomTask09

    #26: Is that filled with Absinthe? Cause then… awesome.

    • monsieurloti

      Nope, it's Predator blood.

    • Henri TL

      YES! Glowing absinthe is flowing through the tubes and components!! Doesn't it look amazing??!!

    • some bloke

      Case Modding? Is it 1995 again? Who buys a desktop computer in this day and age?

      • Dr_StrangePants

        Gamers – who know that you get more power for your buck

        • DrFunkenstein

          {tim allen grunt} more power. consoles are for children.

          • DoC

            Only Mac toting schmucks say that. Try doing CGI, Compositing or Film editing on something other than a console that doesn't cost you $4k. Your iVagPad can lick my Phenom2 6core Black (edition) ass.

            • Urethra Franklin

              You got me so hard right now….fuck you're hot!

    • http://4chan.org gnocco

      Still not gonna get u laid….

  • etcrr

    #9 that guy should buy a lottery ticket, very lucky is he

    • fuckoffetcrr
      • saladfingers1

        Your shit harassing etcrr is getting old. We're getting fed up with you. Let him contribute in peace, asshole.

        • aussie aussie aussie

          we`re fed up are WE ……who do you think you speak for , not me mate. He is a douche bag and the sooner you sympathizers realize it the better .

          • Lisa

            agreed, I am not fed up with anything this dude stan is a complete creep and a douche bag who should be evicted from the internets….

        • fuckoffetcrr
        • etcrr

          Hey, notstan,don't forget to log back in after coming to your own defense, fucktard

          • etcrr

            You need a bigger truck to carry your fail in as that wasn't me,not that you will believe me, but it isn't

            • stans puppeteer

              fail? I think not.. thanks for playing, puppet boy.. lolers

      • ChelseaRules

        Did etcrr bone your mom, or something? What's with this internet vendetta you have against him?

        Just a heads up: TheChive is actually a pretty entertaining website. Maybe you should try looking through the pictures and enjoying them instead of just stalking some dude to make sophomoric jabs at him all day.

        • etcrr's goat

          Maybe you should get the fuck back in the kitchen, or start sucking some dick!

          • ChelseaRules

            All your dude stalking put me under the impression that you didn't enjoy women sucking your dick.

        • etcrr

          thanks chelsea i think your very pretty and i would like to stick my penis in your vagina will you let me?

  • Jordan


  • MattKL

    #30 Like a boss.

    • saladfingers1

      Isn't he loosing?

      • UncleSam91101

        English is hard.

        • saladfingers1

          ** Losing. Thanks. but isn't he ?

          • http://m.facebook.com/KCCOHockey? TBASHAM

            Yes but he is in a loose* head and arm choke and tge longer tge guy on top sqeezes impropeely he more fatigue he is gonna be. Giving thr guy on bottom tge advantage when they break

            • Panigale

              Doesnt matter..the guy on top(frank mir) ends up literally knocking wes sims teeth out later. So fail by wes.

              • r@f


                "Im OK!"

                "This guy."

                "Fuck him."

              • sxtbill

                Frank Mir is a pussy, and a major douchebag

  • etcrr

    #19 Kid has a boat load of talent

  • Jimmy

    #29 Could someone explain this to me?

    • denleendeko

      Something similar to "the banana fits perfectly in our hand, therefore God must have created it" theory

      • swde

        i'm a proud Christian, but dude that shit is just fucking stupid.. banana fits in my hand? to the person that came up with that argument.. PLEASE stop embarrasing the rest of us

        • ChodeLauncher

          Especially since the banana they used for their argument is one that man has cultivated for many years to the form it has now. Wild growing bananas are actually much harder to eat, with lots of big hard seeds, tough skins, spoil quickly, etc.

        • Tar_Heel_Gil

          @swde …. how about YOU talk like one and stop embarrassing the rest of US (Christians)!!

          • http://twitter.com/GermanDoerksen @GermanDoerksen

            I agree. Dunno how you got -15 for that comment really.

          • LIKE A BOSS

            Dropping an f-bomb does not punch your ticked to hell or make Jesus hate you. Grow up.

            • LIKE A BOSS

              Fuck, I mean ticket…see what I did there?

        • God

          No more stupid than some of the other hogwash you people believe.

        • Shirley

          Hey swde, it's comedy. No need to worry about the deep philosophical implications for or against Christians. Jesus, lighten up.

    • Erik618

      Natural selection favored those who are able to pick their nose.

    • davo

      you could also fit your finger up a dogs arse. does this prove god exists too? pretty fucking stupid!

      • Tommy

        You can get a good look at a butcher if you stick your head up a cow's ass but……

        • Theresa


          • Tommy

            The joke, you missed it.

        • john v.

          great movie!

    • Julien

      Edward Current on youtube has a satire on christians video where he makes stupid arguments like the banana that fits our hand thus God argument. This meme stems from it, with nose picking

    • cam

      the doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there

    • YUP

      This just in: IT'S A JOKE MOTHAFUCKAS!

      • JDB85

        Thank you.

    • Ollie

      i dont care what religion it really is, im gonna call it retardism, makes more sense than any of the other aforementioned actual religions, goes right up there with "man touches self, doesnt go blind"

    • Bob

      Evolution is the reason for this. Those who couldn't pick their nose died off from contaminates, suffocation, etc while the ones that could lived on and prospered.
      Darwin Rules! Fish with legs schools…There fish.

      • LIKE A BOSS

        Dude, in all seriousness, you can't look at the amount of morons who live past 20 and claim Darwinism rules. I'm not saying that's a hard and fast for anything, but I can damn sure say the Darwin theory of only the intelligent and strong survive has been proven majorly fucking wrong.

        • evilution

          the population of the world about 100 years ago was only like 1.5billion, compared with today's number of 7 billion. take away all medicine and see if the most genetically superior don't survive longer.

        • Erik618

          Your'e forgetting this=> "It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent that survives. It is the one that is the most adaptable to change."- That being said go watch Idiocracy

    • guest

      You lose at the interwebs. That is all.

    • Sam

      I once had a christian relative ask me a rhetorical question when I was young. He asked "How can you blow up the alphebet and have it reassemble itself into a perfect dictionary?" Even at a young age I questioned how that made sense. Same line of thought, either you can understand the many reasons why religion is bunk (ei. never yourself talked with God)…or you won't (hilarity insues).

      • LIKE A BOSS

        So…you didn't get the comparison? Really? Whether you believe it or not, you should at least understand the thought process. Bottom line, religion is not faith. If you choose to believe or disbelieve a faith, you do so based on the tenants of that faith. If your attack is on RELIGION, which is man made, then typically people who "hate Christianity" have usually been burned by someone or someones in a church, not by God Himself. I personally am not a fan of religion. But then, if you know the Bible, neither was Jesus. Basically, as I believe it, faith is God's attempt to reach man, religion is man's attempt to reach God.

    • Bannon

      It also fits in our buttholes. A… uh… friend told me…

  • Rollout25

    #30 Exactly how I feel when I have to hang out with a friend that I hate

    • Anon

      1)They obviously aren't a friend if you hate them
      2)Don't hang out with them.

      • Rollout25

        Come on there is always a friend in your group of friends that you have hated at some point right?

        • Anon

          No I don't hang out with people I don't like. Its quite the intricate system Im sure

    • Sauza

      There's that song i always liked in my younger days, i still like it a bit now.

  • Patrick

    #27 To the Invisible… BOATMOBILE!

    • I'm 16

      You know how I know you're old….

      • frankus

        because you can't count?

  • Logicyup

    #21 This and football season, best seasons of the year.

    • Hacobo

      You forgot about Halloween…

  • BigPup

    #21 it doesn't need to be bikini season for it to be OK for you to wear that… just sayin. But thank you all the same!

    • Biggus Diccus

      Yeah the dress half naked season runs all year long in my house, ladies are always welcome.

  • mrmostlymittens


    You're beautiful!

    • Ptesla

      you're beautiful, it's true. Sorry was that too blunt.

  • LiquidMuff07

    #23 Works better if she's topless

    • dashete

      Yeah, but that rule applies to most situations.

    • Esr0d

      Looks like her dad.

      • pmtip

        If he's her boyfriend or hubby, he definitely is not getting laid tonight.

    • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

      Or if the bathing suit is white

    • R-Dub

      Broncos suck.

  • ICUP

    #18 Fuck tha Police!!

    • tralfaz

      Spider Granny, Spider Granny, does whatever a Spider Granny does.

    • thatguy

      Meanwhile, in Eastern Europe…

    • DuckCommander

      The movie, "Legion". Anybody?

  • dashete

    #12 Life, uh, uh, finds a way… through me

    • monsieurloti

      Uh, uh, must go faster…

  • monsieurloti


    • Logicyup

      Well at least he will get some exercise using that method. I'm sure that keeps the birds away just long enough for him to get back in the house and sit down.

  • Reign_Maker

    #11 Hell yeah!
    #18 Bitch better have my money!

  • Chuck Vanderloo

    Ah, my favorite scene from Madea Goes To Jail

  • Trent

    #29 It fits in my ass too. What's your point?

    • Black6dog

      My finger point, ba dum tss

  • Bob Lee Swagger

    I would pay my gardener extra if he dressed like this while cutting my lawn

    • Undocumented Citizen

      Yeah, but then all the other workers would treat him like a pinata.

  • Bob Lee Swagger

    #20 #25
    Classy as fuck

    • saladfingers1

      Just like you seem to be.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Well, fuck is pretty classy.

      • saladfingers1

        FUCK YEA!!!! no.. wait…

  • realzoo

    #21 She's wearing it well …..the bikini & the short hair.

    • MattKL

      I get the feeling there's not a lot that wouldn't look good on this girl.

  • Silverdrgn

    #22 LMAO…windex 1 bird 0

    • Lisa

      I almost felt bad for the bird. Bitch just wanted a Saltine!

  • Brooke

    #21. "short hair, don't care!" love it mama!!

  • James Munn

    #21 Need i say… MOAR!! 🙂

    • Bored

      MOAR and HQ please.

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