Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

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  • tyler

    #21 dang you are doing it right! our short hair Chivettes are awesome

  • craig

    #9 Driver should be charged with attempted murder

  • April C.

    #8 Noooooooo!

  • Vent187

    #21 you are cute, grow your hair out though.

  • http://twitter.com/mayerjacoby @mayerjacoby

    TODAYS USER SUBMITTED RACIST COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1897213

    CHIVE DOES NOT CENSOR IT!!!!

    to be a staffer at the chive: get a computer, type in high school girls, post pics, ask users to find who they are. DONE

    to be a staffer at the chive: get a computer, type in high school girls, post pics, ask users to find who they are. DONE

    to be a staffer at the chive: get a computer, type in high school girls, post pics, ask users to find who they are. DONE

    to be a staffer at the chive: get a computer, type in high school girls, post pics, ask users to find who they are. DONE

    RACIST USER COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1878963

    AGAIN NO BLACK GIRLS> FUCK YOU CHIVE AND MAC

    CHIVE ONCE AGAIN PROMOTES RACISM AND RACIST COMMENTS FROM ITS HICK UNEDUCATED USERS: SEE THIS GALLERY USER COMMENTS. HATING ON ASIANS. FUCK YOU CHIVE http://thechive.com/2012/03/26/photograpy-the-har

    what chive users say/believe in https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1850428

    1. Chive promotes racist behaviors by making fun of Asians and Blacks, and allows users to comment reallyr acist material (see yesterday's Asian Gangster post)

    2. The Chive promotes underage toddler beer pong.

    3. The chive is pedophilic in the sense that it posts pictures of underage girls and promotes users to find/stalk underage womyn and post their names. THIS HAS TO STOP

    4. The chive promotes genocide in Africa

    5. The chive promotes treating womyn as objects not people

    6. Did I mention the chive promotes racism?

    7. mac the intern is the most racist of them all

    8. Join the cause at chiveisracist@gm ail.com

    9. Follow me on Twitter to post rants against the chive

    10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin

    11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com/2012/03/20/daily-morning-awes

    12. Chive promotes the dumbing of America by posting college students illegally drinking underage and wasting their education. This is why America lags.

    13. Oh yea, FUCK YOU CHIVE.

  • http://twitter.com/mayerjacoby @mayerjacoby

    TODAYS USER SUBMITTED RACIST COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1897213

    CHIVE DOES NOT CENSOR IT!!!!

    to be a staffer at the chive: get a computer, type in high school girls, post pics, ask users to find who they are. DONE

    to be a staffer at the chive: get a computer, type in high school girls, post pics, ask users to find who they are. DONE

    to be a staffer at the chive: get a computer, type in high school girls, post pics, ask users to find who they are. DONE

    to be a staffer at the chive: get a computer, type in high school girls, post pics, ask users to find who they are. DONE

    RACIST USER COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1878963

    AGAIN NO BLACK GIRLS> FUCK YOU CHIVE AND MAC

    CHIVE ONCE AGAIN PROMOTES RACISM AND RACIST COMMENTS FROM ITS HICK UNEDUCATED USERS: SEE THIS GALLERY USER COMMENTS. HATING ON ASIANS. FUCK YOU CHIVE http://thechive.com/2012/03/26/photograpy-the-har

    what chive users say/believe in https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1850428

    1. Chive promotes racist behaviors by making fun of Asians and Blacks, and allows users to comment reallyr acist material (see yesterday's Asian Gangster post)

    2. The Chive promotes underage toddler beer pong.

    3. The chive is pedophilic in the sense that it posts pictures of underage girls and promotes users to find/stalk underage womyn and post their names. THIS HAS TO STOP

    4. The chive promotes genocide in Africa

    5. The chive promotes treating womyn as objects not people

    6. Did I mention the chive promotes racism?

    7. mac the intern is the most racist of them all

    8. Join the cause at chiveisracist@gm ail.com

    9. Follow me on Twitter to post rants against the chive

    10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin

    11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com/2012/03/20/daily-morning-awes

    12. Chive promotes the dumbing of America by posting college students illegally drinking underage and wasting their education. This is why America lags.

    13. Oh yea, FUCK YOU CHIVE.

  • http://twitter.com/mayerjacoby @mayerjacoby

    HEY NUMBER 21 USE YOUR BRAIN AND NOT YOUR SEMI-ATTRACTIVE GIGGLY BODY

    LAME

    • Amber

      Excuse me?! So you fucking know, I am enlisted in the US Navy, leaving for boot camp in August, to become a NUCLEAR ENGINEER! I am 100% positive that I am more eduacated than you. So before you call someone stupid for being comfortable and confident in their skin, get to fucking know them. Jackass.

      Love,
      your short hair, bikini clad, Chivette.

      • Dr. Evil

        Amber, he's going on the internet and anonymously insulting someone to feel good about himself.

        That clearly says a lot about his self-esteem.

        Also, thong pic? Please?

        • Amber

          Oh I know, I just had a bad day. I need to KCCO real bad! Haha!

          And for all the awesome Chivers, I'll see what I can do😉

  • http://twitter.com/mayerjacoby @mayerjacoby

    HEY NUMBER 21 USE YOUR BRAIN AND NOT YOUR SEMI-ATTRACTIVE GIGGLY BODY

    LAME

    HEY NUMBER 21 USE YOUR BRAIN AND NOT YOUR SEMI-ATTRACTIVE GIGGLY BODY

    LAME
    HEY NUMBER 21 USE YOUR BRAIN AND NOT YOUR SEMI-ATTRACTIVE GIGGLY BODY

    LAME HEY NUMBER 21 USE YOUR BRAIN AND NOT YOUR SEMI-ATTRACTIVE GIGGLY BODY

    LAME HEY NUMBER 21 USE YOUR BRAIN AND NOT YOUR SEMI-ATTRACTIVE GIGGLY BODY

    LAME

    TODAYS USER SUBMITTED RACIST COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1897213

    CHIVE DOES NOT CENSOR IT!!!!

    to be a staffer at the chive: get a computer, type in high school girls, post pics, ask users to find who they are. DONE

    to be a staffer at the chive: get a computer, type in high school girls, post pics, ask users to find who they are. DONE

    to be a staffer at the chive: get a computer, type in high school girls, post pics, ask users to find who they are. DONE

    to be a staffer at the chive: get a computer, type in high school girls, post pics, ask users to find who they are. DONE

    RACIST USER COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1878963

    AGAIN NO BLACK GIRLS> FUCK YOU CHIVE AND MAC

    CHIVE ONCE AGAIN PROMOTES RACISM AND RACIST COMMENTS FROM ITS HICK UNEDUCATED USERS: SEE THIS GALLERY USER COMMENTS. HATING ON ASIANS. FUCK YOU CHIVE http://thechive.com/2012/03/26/photograpy-the-har

    what chive users say/believe in https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1850428

    1. Chive promotes racist behaviors by making fun of Asians and Blacks, and allows users to comment reallyr acist material (see yesterday's Asian Gangster post)

    2. The Chive promotes underage toddler beer pong.

    3. The chive is pedophilic in the sense that it posts pictures of underage girls and promotes users to find/stalk underage womyn and post their names. THIS HAS TO STOP

    4. The chive promotes genocide in Africa

    5. The chive promotes treating womyn as objects not people

    6. Did I mention the chive promotes racism?

    7. mac the intern is the most racist of them all

    8. Join the cause at chiveisracist@gm ail.com

    9. Follow me on Twitter to post rants against the chive

    10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin

    11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com/2012/03/20/daily-morning-awes

    12. Chive promotes the dumbing of America by posting college students illegally drinking underage and wasting their education. This is why America lags.

    13. Oh yea, FUCK YOU CHIVE.

  • http://twitter.com/mayerjacoby @mayerjacoby

    HEY NUMBER 21 USE YOUR BRAIN AND NOT YOUR SEMI-ATTRACTIVE GIGGLY BODY

    LAME

    HEY NUMBER 21 USE YOUR BRAIN AND NOT YOUR SEMI-ATTRACTIVE GIGGLY BODY

    LAME
    HEY NUMBER 21 USE YOUR BRAIN AND NOT YOUR SEMI-ATTRACTIVE GIGGLY BODY

    LAME HEY NUMBER 21 USE YOUR BRAIN AND NOT YOUR SEMI-ATTRACTIVE GIGGLY BODY

    LAME HEY NUMBER 21 USE YOUR BRAIN AND NOT YOUR SEMI-ATTRACTIVE GIGGLY BODY

    LAME

    TODAYS USER SUBMITTED RACIST COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1897213

    CHIVE DOES NOT CENSOR IT!!!!

    to be a staffer at the chive: get a computer, type in high school girls, post pics, ask users to find who they are. DONE

    to be a staffer at the chive: get a computer, type in high school girls, post pics, ask users to find who they are. DONE

    to be a staffer at the chive: get a computer, type in high school girls, post pics, ask users to find who they are. DONE

    to be a staffer at the chive: get a computer, type in high school girls, post pics, ask users to find who they are. DONE

    RACIST USER COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1878963

    AGAIN NO BLACK GIRLS> FUCK YOU CHIVE AND MAC

    CHIVE ONCE AGAIN PROMOTES RACISM AND RACIST COMMENTS FROM ITS HICK UNEDUCATED USERS: SEE THIS GALLERY USER COMMENTS. HATING ON ASIANS. FUCK YOU CHIVE http://thechive.com/2012/03/26/photograpy-the-har

    what chive users say/believe in https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1850428

    1. Chive promotes racist behaviors by making fun of Asians and Blacks, and allows users to comment reallyr acist material (see yesterday's Asian Gangster post)

    2. The Chive promotes underage toddler beer pong.

    3. The chive is pedophilic in the sense that it posts pictures of underage girls and promotes users to find/stalk underage womyn and post their names. THIS HAS TO STOP

    4. The chive promotes genocide in Africa

    5. The chive promotes treating womyn as objects not people

    6. Did I mention the chive promotes racism?

    7. mac the intern is the most racist of them all

    8. Join the cause at chiveisracist@gm ail.com

    9. Follow me on Twitter to post rants against the chive

    10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin

    11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com/2012/03/20/daily-morning-awes

    12. Chive promotes the dumbing of America by posting college students illegally drinking underage and wasting their education. This is why America lags.

    13. Oh yea, FUCK YOU CHIVE.

  • Kale

    Woah there mayorjacoby. What’s the dealio? #29 promotes creationism! See? This site is not all that bad after all.

  • gingergreek

    #11 Fucking awesome!! I am trying that!!

  • Snipes

    #26 Is that photo mirrored or is that a custom motherboard too?

    • Snipes

      Just noticed the writing is backward so yes it is mirrored. New question, Why?

    • Anomanom

      could be a BTX Board

  • https://www.facebook.com/lukasperez15 Lukas Perez

    #28

    WHERE IZ DAT?!

  • SadeShadz

    #22 Silly bird!
    #27 AWESOME!!!! The Invisible Boat Mobile!!!😀

  • Bob

    #29 evolution is great naive creationists…

  • Kyle Kirby

    #22 do you think his "not-getting-laid-in-a-long-ass-time" sense went off right before this shot?

  • Kyle Kirby

    #23
    do you think his "not-getting-laid-in-a-long-ass-time" sense went off right before this shot?

  • papyjunky99

    does the bl..ig guy on #9 exists?

    • papyjunky99

      sorry… #14

  • asnsanta

    #22 http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/13335
    Birds – for mankind's enjoyment of their lesser brains

  • https://www.facebook.com/LizBWilson Liz Baxter

    I'm a huge animal lover so usually animals getting lost or confused just makes me sad for them but #22 had me laughing my ass off. His little dance gets funnier every time I watch it.

  • Dr. Evil

    #13
    The last thing that photographer ever saw!
    #21
    Now let's see that thong you bought!

    • Dr. Evil

      Fuck, that should be #17, stealth polar bear!

  • the devil

    #18 Man, she must really need to get into MbackwardsNHbackwardsNCTEPCTBO

  • Kenny

    #23 Chicks dig jerks…

  • anaheim

    #28 hello, singapore. i want to go back to there

  • Tebowned

    #21 we are very excited. now, take those off!

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