Get low, get dirty, and have a good time (36 Photos)

  • Richard


    Imagine how great this would have been if someone had spent 5 seconds making sure it was spelled right? Now I'm not sure if I want to show it to people…

    • Random observer

      Are you an idiot?

    • Jay

      Hmmm….troll or stupid person…doesn't matter same result

      • Tyrion

        You realize he's talking about "enjoed", right?

    • Willy

      Hey Dick! Imagine how great this would have been if you actually had spent 5 seconds to understand the joke……

      • rynaldo

        no its just a shitty joke period.

        • TheAutomaticMan

          nope, you just don't understand his comment…….

        • Fuck Joffrey

          I disagree. This joke is above your pay grade. Anyone and everyone who understands it has good taste.

    • Bud

      funny how the replies calling "idiot" are clearly coming from idiots. Coincidence?

      • Ralph

        I did not enjoe this incest joke.

  • Dadoftwins

    Please stop posting #6. I throw up a little every time I see it.

    • whoopy


    • @dustintad

      Beat me to it. Yeah, this one was seen one too many times the first time…

    • Yosaphbridge

      Yes Chive, we understand you want your mother to get as much exposure as possible, but please give it a rest already.

      • thom

        For the love of all that is sweet and holy, stop with this one!

    • yeah...

      did anyone notice the ass next to her…?

    • Moo Factor

      My semi deflates every time.

    • @mayerjacoby

      TODAYS USER SUBMITTED RACIST COMMENT:!/mayerjacoby/status/1897213


      to be a staffer at the chive: get a computer, type in high school girls, post pics, ask users to find who they are. DONE

      to be a staffer at the chive: get a computer, type in high school girls, post pics, ask users to find who they are. DONE

      to be a staffer at the chive: get a computer, type in high school girls, post pics, ask users to find who they are. DONE

      to be a staffer at the chive: get a computer, type in high school girls, post pics, ask users to find who they are. DONE

      RACIST USER COMMENT:!/mayerjacoby/status/1878963



      what chive users say/believe in!/mayerjacoby/status/1850428

      1. Chive promotes racist behaviors by making fun of Asians and Blacks, and allows users to comment reallyr acist material (see yesterday's Asian Gangster post)

      2. The Chive promotes underage toddler beer pong.

      3. The chive is pedophilic in the sense that it posts pictures of underage girls and promotes users to find/stalk underage womyn and post their names. THIS HAS TO STOP

      4. The chive promotes genocide in Africa

      5. The chive promotes treating womyn as objects not people

      6. Did I mention the chive promotes racism?

      7. mac the intern is the most racist of them all

      8. Join the cause at chiveisracist@gm

      9. Follow me on Twitter to post rants against the chive

      10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for :

      11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See:

      12. Chive promotes the dumbing of America by posting college students illegally drinking underage and wasting their education. This is why America lags.

      13. Oh yea, FUCK YOU CHIVE.

      • thedude325

        you are the worst kind of person…

      • majorfathead

        User comment deleted in 3-2–not soon enough

    • negative nancy

      everybody knows the chive can't resist a good repost.

  • Insomniac

    #33 Everyone! Damn, that was creepy

    • sixdeadelves

      i'll be having nightmares

    • Gimme it dammit

      Yeah I had to watch it a few dozen times. Thoroughly creeped out.

    • Critic

      The Professional

    • Herman

      It's the Corinthian from Sandman.

      • Swenka

        My first thought as well. Still only have the the Absolute Sandman Volumes 1 and 2. Need to save the cash for the rest!

        • Brian Bell

          I have a spare copy of either the 3rd or 4th volume, not sure which, if you want to buy it.

  • etcrr

    #12 It takes Japan to come up with these ideas

    • fuckoffetcrr
      • MattKL

        Well aren't you special.

    • bob

      Yeah, Japan, Taiwan, same thing…right etcrr?

      • rynaldo

        me so hungry

    • fuck stan

      why don't you just up and die mother fucker!!!

      • Dr_StrangePants

        ….wondered everyone else about the troll scouring the comments for the last 3 days

        • etcrr

          They have actually been doing this for almost 20 weeks, this is nothing new, but I am glad people are finally noticing their crap

          • DrROBOTO

            I noticed just didnt give a shit

            • Trolls anonymous

              No one asked you ashole

          • hahaha


          • etcrr's goat

            go fuck yourself you fucking pedophile……

            • tough nuts

              they are 12 year olds hiding behind the net and banging away at a key board.
              so tough- watch out…momee is coming up the hall with her daily chocolate enima for you trolls

  • noegod

    #33 Hot Damn!!! That one fucked me up a bit!

    • @mkingscott

      Yup, pretty terrifying! 🙂

      • Matt


  • MattKL

    #27 Would love to get dirty with this girl.

    • Trav1121

      Only someone that good looking can wear pants that yellow.

    • Eastwood

      Courtney Macomb. Yeah, she's effin' hawt.

    • jeff donuts

      i wanna fuck that bitch up the ass

  • Rollout25

    #27 She's the most beautiful girl in the…room. The whole wide room.

    • denleendeko

      And when she's on the street, depending on the street
      I bet she's definitely in the top three, good looking girls on the street
      Depending on the street

      • Kitra

        I can't believe that I'm sharing a kebab with the most beautiful girl i have ever seen with a kebab.

        • Kitra

          she's like a….tree….or a high class prostitute.

          • Dr. Acula

            High Class

      • nick

        Fotc classic

    • EMAW

      I see Bill Snyder in the room too… go KState!

    • parkatola

      She could be a part-time model, but she'd probably still have to keep her normal job.

      Good one Dave!

    • jay

      thats my sis

  • RandomTask09

    #35: Forever alone phone.

  • DhamaBum

    I beleive #36 is the outside of a viagra factory!

    • echogeo

      It's only been posted here 4 days in a row, albeit, from different angles. Along with # 6.

  • realzoo

    #22 #5 Rusty and his girlfriend …

  • laugh
    • Gotta be fresh.

      You spelled failed wrong.

  • pwithc

    #19 I don't even think the pants are the worst part of that whole thing.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      why is there a prosthetic arm?

    • Katie

      I'm pretty sure someone would get arrested for wearing those pants

    • njvw

      Why where pants if they show it anyway?

  • dashete

    #27 What you expect to find at the gym VS #16 The bitter reality

  • saladfingers1

    #6 what the fuck is she thinking? Believe it or not, in some walmart, there's a guy who thinks she looks hot.

    • Erin

      In some WalMart, there is a woman who swears she can fit into a size 9.

    • whoopy

      in some walmart there is a guy who knows she has low self esteem…more accurately

      whoa there is a spell check on here!

    • EdS

      It's just Daffyd, the gay Welshman from Little Britain.

    • Kenny

      She would be the hottest girl in a Walmart…

  • @jahrodnz

    #30 Doesn't matter, got head

  • pat

    #26 soon.

    • DemonIAm

      yep, that's the same text on the picture. good job, detective

    • Travis


    • Bill57

      are you related to etcrr?

  • Jeremy Warren

    #31 … Can hear my creepy great uncle now, "when I was your age, we didn't call it a 'glory hole', we called it a 'tolerable hole'".
    I'll be leaving now

    • saladfingers1

      Your great uncle was cool

    • DickFister

      Sometimes any cock'll do

      • Dr_StrangePants

        Take a Gander at this hole

    • z28js

      That's where the word 'pecker' came from.

  • Akzombie

    #12 how come japanese porn has their junk blurred out but they sell dong dogs on the street…?

    • Dr_StrangePants

      I'm gonna take a wild guess and they sold this during that weird penis-festival.
      You know, the one where they carry that massive wood?

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      • SadeShadz

        Seriously? o.0 Wow.

    • Dastrdly

      In Japan it is illegal to show the penis, that's why in manga, anime, ecchi and other forms of porn the penis is usually depicted as tentacles. But it's ok to sell and show penis' during their penis festival. I'm a little ashamed that I know this. Even more so since I shared that I know this.

    • FlapJack

      Well they refuse to show their penises in porn mostly due to embarrassment . When they make phallic objects, say, a penis cake. they can exaggerate a bit (ok, a lot) in an attempt to fool the rest of the world into thinking they don't in fact, have absurdly inadequate penises. But we know….we know.

    • conrad

      Seriously. Can't watch a Japanese chick take a non blurry cock in the mouth, but this?! What gives?

    • whoseline

      you guys are retarded. That's not in Japan. It's Taiwan, Illiterate fools.

  • Hendo

    #17 – Wow Billy, I can't wait until I'm in high school!

    • 0CanadianBacon0

      the beauty of it is that its not a popsicle…its a sand shovel

  • nabA

    #5. I've had the misfortune of meeting a couple strippers like that. My face was the same, but with vomit coming out.

  • airman

    #11 i love Israel

  • Brooke D

    #15 Ha. Lana Del Rey's new You Tube video. Poo jeans. Lol she still gives me the sexual thrill tho.

  • AmBush_Steve

    #4 – I hate that douchebag David Caruso but have to admit that the joke was kinda funny.

    • Katie

      is he about to put on glasses… over his glasses?

    • conrad

      I like how he's putting on a second pair of shades… YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

    • negative nancy

      you do realize it's a cartoon right?

      He didnt actually say this, and Bruce willis is still alive.

  • MikeBedlam

    #3 Everybody hates Cersei.

    • Doc

      I'd still chuck a boner in her on a rainy day if I had nothing better to do.

      • thom

        Is that actor the same one who played Ferris Bueller's high school friend?

        • dirtysteve99

          ahhhh, no.

  • Trav1121

    #9 Classic Spidey is classic! I am keeping this one. XD

    • negative nancy

      clever travy is clever.

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