Daily Afternoon Randomness (51 Photos)

  • Scott

    #51 Yes you brought your A game.

    • Trav1121

      Moar! Now! No, not later. Rite Now! Wow…

      • Ken


        • I love boobs

          more like T&A game

        • Esr0d

          Looks like she's going commando to work. Mmmm, yummy.

        • K-9

          Your hired!

      • Always Last

        Maybe she can get a camera with better resolution??? Then put in HQ.

    • Big_Curt

      I give it a ten a fucken ten

      • Eastwood

    • Chiefhenry27

      Chive Y U No give in HQ?

    • longshot421

      I'd say that's more like D game. Or maybe DD. Dont get me wrong, I'm MORE than supportive… 😀

      • Jonnboy

        crap… I was going to say that… way to go lol

      • Richie Rich

        Damnit as was i

      • Huy

        Haha was going to say the same. All great Chivers think alike

        • Stains

          fuck it. I came all this way. I'm still gonna say it. " Cleary you brought your D game". I feel…. satisfied.

          • longshot421

            That's it, stick to your guns! 😉 Proper thing. Chive on.

      • ...and?...

        Seems to have brought her T & A game?? Just a thought

        • longshot421

          Hahahaha! Nice.

    • yochivettes

      Keep calm and whore on.

      • akgoalie

        boooo ^

    • oltimey

      Love it, but looks more like a C than an A.

    • Robospanker

      The sexy Chivettes bit is getting tired and old. Seen enough, move along now.

      • Trav1121


      • the_mike

        You might find the berry to be more your flavor then…

      • Bhodi

        You know how I know you're gay?

      • its_forge

        ::wave:: Bye!! Don't let th' screen door hitcha in th' ass. Bye! ::wave::

      • Lotus

        Like clockwork: go to the berry, your gay, don't let the door hit your ass. Commenters here are so annoyingly predictable.

        • Seano

          Potassium. Bet you didn't know I was going to say that!

          …you can leave too…

          • Lotus

            Don't get me wrong, I enjoy the photos as much as the next guy. The commenters here make me feel ashamed of our education system. Yes I realize that girl is hot, no need to say it a thousand times over again in the comments. The chive could really benefit from an upvoting option for comments, might help weed out the inane empty compliments which dominate the first page.

        • the_mike

          Thanks for rounding it out by being the annoying douche nozzle!!

          • Job421

            Phenomenal use of the word "nozzle"

    • ArmsCantStretch


    • Benson

      We would love to see you burn it

    • Just another Chiver

      A+. HQ would definitely be appreciated. Very well done, made my day.

    • BTTF


    • Burlinator

      Wow, just wow. Took me a while to get to the hump. So fixated on the boobs….

    • Guest

      Now that is some fine lookin poon tang.

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001350949814 Clinton James Kelley

      Yeah, she/you are something else.

      • Panigale

        1st ass and last ass don't match up son.

    • Crikey

      We're sorry, but you only sent one "hump" picture. While your effort is appreciated, you're going to have to send in some more so we can properly evaluate your potential.

    • Joe

      If your single god blessed you and I hope we meet someday if your taken i hope whoever your with puts a ring on it i know i would!!!

    • ben

      obviously find her.

    • Ya man

      Holy shit, need I say more

    • Darwin

      Did she just win Hump DAR?

      • Usoagain

        She won many things with this post…including Hump DAR

    • Kurt

      I got stuck on that amazing smile!!…then i scrolled down and had to pick my jaw off the desk

    • seriously

      10?… there aren't enough numbers to express. This is perfection.

    • joe

      I would gladly settle for her B or C game… Probably farther than that too.

    • Brian Collins

      And boom goes the dynamite.

    • BabyFart Magizax

      #17, you are my dream woman… My god, thank you

    • Moichettepas

      clears throat*) You're very attractive for a beautiful girl with a nice body.

      • Sid

        Seconded. Wow. Best DAR entry in a long time.

    • Boofakechivettes

      Too bad she cheated on the top half of her "A Game." Push-up bras that add two cup sizes don't count as sexy.

      • newt

        know how i know your gay?

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      i take my hat off

    • matt

      Id pay for that!

    • Alex

      Perfection. That is all

    • bri

      i've noticed they save the best for last.

    • PianoFingers

      A game.
      A men.

    • Slim Jim

      dam, look at em titties and that ass. wow. saved and fapped.

    • CableGuy2011

      You'd "like to make DAR" Baby, you made DAR today! WOW! Please, please, please….MOAR!

      • dominantone


    • HUH

      Miraculous Bra!! Adds two cup sizes. ;]

    • Matt

      Why, why can I not know someone as beautiful as you 😦

    • Jay$$

      I'm at 60 replies right now, and it's only been half a day. Has any other post gotten this many replies? I think this Chivette MUST BE CHIVETTE OF THE WEEK/MONTH/YEAR?? Please?

    • Biggus Diccus

      Wow over a thousand thumbs up, I don't think I've ever seen that

    • http://www.facebook.com/Ajamin24 Adam J-Boogie Amin

      think i'm in love with your "A' game.


    #45 That is Karma!

    • sdawson22

      no thats a boot

      • JAFitC

        Maybe he thinks it's a Karma Ghia?

        • Allex

          i know most chivers are dumb as rocks but this just takes the cake!!! oh brother! i sure dont wana leve on this planet anymore holy shit

          • gruffguano

            What's dumb about rocks ? Diamonds are rocks, and they store quantum data in the newest evolution in computing.

            • ads

              discovery or national geo?

    • snap

      It WOULD be karma if we know he wrongfully had a boot put on another car… but as far as we know, he may be a hero in someone else's eyes. kinda wrong to stereotype someone, especially someone whose job puts them in danger. more respect please!

  • sammy


    Right back atcha'

    • changeisevrything

      You are a rare breed of chivette to not pose in ur undies like a slut. Good job.

      • negative nancy

        You are a rare breed of chiver, to not want to look at sluts in there undies. Gay job.

        • Richie Rich

          HAHAHAHA could not have said it better

      • Smitty

        Oh I see, this must be his ex…douche.

    • avrage nick

      find her we want more :p

    • Allex

      wat ever you're all dumb as fuck

  • Thomas G.

    Hey I visited chive for the first time 3 days ago, and WOW!
    It is wonderful. So amazing, I can't seem to leave my computer. Literally…I've been on it for 3 days only leaving to go to the bathroom (3 feet from my desk) and to sleep….
    I've been surviving off of a large bag of doritos and 3 day old pizza and a liter of coke…
    is this normal? has anyone els done this????
    crap I just remembered my cat has been outside for 3 days…

    • hello please

      Use it sparingly or it will quickly get old.

      • yes

        very true

    • Thomas G.

      The cat is okay!

    • longshot421

      It happens all the time.

    • thisblows

      Dont be so happy ,we have people like Etcrr here ,prepare to get mindraped.

      • http://www.facebook.com/tspadea07 Thomas Spadea

        and Paula. But Paula's started to grow on me. Like a tumor

    • sdawson22

      yes this is normal. I did the same thing when I first found the TheChive, It's a bright future for you! K.C.C.O.

    • not you

      Get a job!

      • Thomas G.

        ….i've called in sick the past 2 days…..

        • the_mike

          That is where it can get to be trouble

        • Lisa

          I was totally with you until you said you've called in sick to work. Hun. Really. You gotta have balance. I've been here for more than 3 years. I was looking for pictures of deer ears (I'm a taxidermist) when I stumbled on it.

          You need to take care of your real life. Let TheChive be your dessert. And you can have some dessert after breakfast, lunch and dinner…and even before bed. 🙂 Just learn to balance it. No more calling in sick. 😉

          • Thomas G.

            Thanks, mom.

            • Lisa

              You're welcome sunshine. And if you don't come out of the basement, we are having dinner without you. 😉

              I ordered out. Your favorite. 🙂 FLBP with a side of gap and hump. 😉 🙂

              • Oh man.

                It's good to see you can take teasing as good as you give it Lisa. Also #3 good morning. #25 congrats
                #30 I am hungry.
                #44 awesome & gives me the best strangest boner I've ever had.
                #51 A-Game winner. Thank you.

              • Nipster

                Dude, your mom is hot.

              • Nipster

                Dude, your mom is awesome…and hot. I'm in love.

                • Phil277

                  Double posting over looked. Lisa is a MILF.

          • cjohnson0927

            Totally agree with Lisa…and why do you have a cat?

    • f3n1x187

      Every damn time!

    • DB Conor

      Depends, coke the drink or the powder?

    • hootenanny!

      Welcome to chiving. The rest of your life has now taken a backseat.

    • Master_Rahl

      Welcome to the addiction. It's a good thing. Chive On… in moderation 😉

    • salamander

      It's a sect, welcome.

    • jer

      I have been following since page 3 or so, I have never had the pleasure of so much chive in one day, I envy you

    • kaaaaaaaaaaaaa

      right the fuck on

    • Just(in) Hale

      KCCO friend. You are one of us now. FYI, forget about getting a shirt, it will literally NEVER happen. Coming from an optimist.

    • P Diddy

      Young Chiver, the force is strong in you…

    • lozza

      This was me a week ago.

    • snoop

      You think you love it now. Its much more enjoyable once you have your own kcco t shirt. You should get one.

  • lars


    the dimples on those cheeks are spectacular

    • thanksskank

      We will all fap to ur pics.

    • Benson

      Would love to see you burn it

    • Behemoth

      just another trash bucket

  • 6_Crack_rocks

    #15 ahhh so sexy…OH GOOD LORD!

    • jjj

      ITS A TRAP!

      • herp de derp

        IT'S A FAP!

    • Ferg

    • justme

      it kinda looks like she's got a winkie….

    • KeepCalmDriveOn

      The cursor they left on the screen might've saved me from ripping my eyeballs out.

    • Bob

      Look between the legs

    • TJM

      Really? Did you not notice the DICK hanging between hims legs?

      • 6_Crack_rocks

        of course I noticed it. hence the "OH GOOD LORD". its a joke…

    • I_am_golf_c0m

      Mind the g…. wait…

    • asdasd

      It stops beeing funny when girls have bigger dicks than you…

      • d1sturbed91

        I hope you are using the term "girl" loosely…

    • ThatJoshGuy

      … or she just couldn't hold it until after the picture.

    • Lucie

      yeah her penis is so sexy…. puke.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Oh you idiots…. Even the photoshop crosshair is included in the photo (makes you wonder why the fuck they made a printscreen instead of just saving it…)

      – Fan testimonial: "P.S. Feel free to use this as a tag line."

    • http://twitter.com/danieljillm @danieljillm

      Kill it with fire!

    • esotericchuck

      However funny it is, the shadow is her hand.

      • Maggie

        both hands are on her head…

    • Rick

      Look close, its a man! Dong hanging

    • Deazonurface

      She has a WEINER in between her legs

    • Robert

      wtf is that!
      WTH IS THAT!!!
      OMG! WHAT IS THAT?!!!

    • Greg

      Lool closesly

    • jer

      this is not the GAP you are looking for, move on.

    • trollatc

      Yes, this is so wrong!!!!!!

  • PWilly


    • nigel

      Look carefully, Once seen, it can't be unseen…

    • Name

      Is that a penis

      • Allex

        rub my dick

        • etcrr


  • Jayyy

    #15 WTF? & #43 She definitely looked better before..how sad

    • Melking

      I agree with you way better looking before….I die to look that!

    • da trufe

      she looked better before, but that was also before she got pounded for a living for 20 years…

      • Ken

        I can't prove this, but I'm pretty sure that having a lot of sex doesn't make a woman ugly. But 20 years can be tough on a woman…and so can plastic surgery, apparently.

    • Ass Grease

      #15 Snuck one in on us, Chive.

    • off2bali2

      Recreational plastic surgery needs to stop….tired of seeing beautiful women ruin what makes them beautiful.

    • dgdfgd

      that is NOT JJ before the plastic surgery, it's just her w/o make-up and some of the bad plastic surgery. For her before surgery you need a pick from when she was 18…

    • Uh-huh...

      No matter. I'll take #44 over #43 every time.

  • voltviking

    #6 mmmmmmm freckels!

    • eric cartman

      no actually burn it… kill it with fire… before it comes and gets you in the night…

      • Flying Circus

        She's more than welcome to come and get ME in the night

      • Julie

        youre fucking rude

        • Mary

          So are you, you fucking cunt.

    • true

      A zombie jizzed on her.

    • Cartmen

      She suffers from gingervitis, it pales the skin, blotches it and steals the soul.

    • http://twitter.com/resullins @resullins

      You did it twice and still didn't manage to spell *FRECKLES correctly. Well done sir!

    • Master_Rahl


    • Julie


    • Robert

      You guys must be blind, I think she's rediculously hot.

    • Dave

      She is amazing

    • Kris

      Got it the first time.

    • chode

      Hm. Double post, one with +90, the other with -60. Da fuq?

    • guuuuuuyyyyy

      aww, looks like shit got thrown through a screen door and her face was on the other side. Ekkk jk

  • ISU Birds

    #32 I love Hump day so much.

    • yep

      That is indeed delicious hump.

    • sithney

      pinky, we love you

    • quichurbichin

      Hump Day FTW! Paul Rhoads FTW!

  • Chiefhenry27


    So my buddy…


    My my, aced it.

    • nate

      how does #41 hardly make page 1 and the chick on the left in #27 is no where??? wtf chivers….FIND THEM!!!!!!!!!!

      • Nate

        or #3….jesus…jesus christ

  • ChiTownChiver

    #21 Puts the K in class

    • negative nancy


      • ChiTownChiver


  • HG Markus

    #1 Hottest Blowjob ever

    • Rache

      that is a dollarama in Windsor, Ontario on april 9th

      • Terry

        I'll miss that Dollarama. I'm just glad the Chinese food buffet place didn't go up that was almost next to it. That dentist's office will be missed though.

  • JLee

    #51 Your new chivette of the week. Fly her out gents

  • 54adam

    #43 Way hotter before!

    • shitfaced

      Ya think? Thanks for the insight!

    • VedHead77

      …before her vagina became a clown car? But yes, hotter before.

    • Tatts

      I couldn't decide between:

      -Money well spent!
      -That's sign language for "Help" she can't speak.
      -Hey, lips get worn out.
      -It was either that or the plastic surgery for #15 so I guess she chose well.

    • passwordistaco

      Is it just me or is EVERY "before" plastic surgery picture always better? Pam Anderson is another perfect example. Say know to the knife ladies (and don't worry a lot of guys dig small tits)

      • its_forge

        Guh, I saw a pic of Anderson when she was like 19 and she was SOO FUCKING CUTE OMG. Now she looks like a cartoon of a female clown.

      • Elan

        It depends on which way the person showing the picture wants you to think. It's very easy to find unflattering before OR after pictures to prove their point. Of course, you really don't have to try very hard with modern-day Pam Anderson or Jenna Jameson. They both went over the top and look horrible today because of it.

  • Trav1121

    #4 Ridiculously photogenic guy is ridiculous. Also #51 = A+ Game… World Series sweep! Rocked it!

  • Falthor

    #1 is an amazing picture. I'm also pretty sure this was taken in Windsor Ontario Canada, and that is the Dollarama on Lauzon Parkway burning to the ground. Multi Million dollars of damage…

    • Axe

      You got it, Judo Jason Temple.

      • Falthor

        I bought Banana Chips from there about 3 hours before the fire broke out.

  • @bdaley84

    #41 nice yoga pants. happy hump day!

    • Master_Rahl

      holy bodacious booty

      • its_forge

        That's a very perky rack she's got there too.

    • Brandon

      Can we see a before WITH the yoga pants?

    • ken

      I think this one shoulda been the most thumbed-up AMAZING want to see MOAR

    • Bob Loblaw

      Find her

    • who cares

      If there is a top ten of perfect asses, hers is in there.

    • StupidFresh84

      #41 – bonus points for no underwear

  • Julie


    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=591747781 Erich Backhus

      Enjoy them while they're still that portable. Once they learn they can move on their own it's all over.

  • @BuckeyeEmpire

    #51 Chivette A-Squad

    • average chiver

      fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap.

    • Benson

      Maybe time for you to burn it

    • Bill Lundberg

      #17 Needs some love too

  • KeepCalmDriveOn

    #18 Continue to keep strong, both of you, you deserve the best.

    • negative nancy

      nothing negative comes to mind.

      oh wait..

      Fuck cancer.

    • Swiss Chalet

      I've lost four people in my family to that shit. You've got Chive Nation behind you and if it meant me having to shove a glass tube down my pee hole only to bust it with a ballping hammer so u don't have to deal with that I would. You're a damn soldier! CHIVE!

  • newt

    Great Hump DAR… i love wednesdays! we need more of #41 and #51 i beg of you more!

  • nigel

    #15 Look closer… Once seen, it can't be unseen…

    • JMFP

      The baby is coming out arm first.

    • jenner1185

      That is frightening!

    • Crusty

      Ok, Zipper casing for the dress, but yes does look like she is a well endowed dude

    • Julie


    • Ass Grease

      Anyone having bad Thailand flashbacks?

    • burtdc3

      Thats a hotdog in the hallway.

    • guy

      Doesn't matter…

    • Cologne

      Hope its a strap on

      • chiefer

        It's shopped. You can see the photoshop cursor.

        • Irish

          Ohhh yeahh.. still though… WHY?????

  • Twigfinger

    #41 Thank you! MOAR of #47 please!

    • BabyFarts Magizax

      MOAR of #17 as well PLEASE!!

  • Manimal

    In the words of the great R. Kelly "girl you make me wanna make you pregnant" #51

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