I read this on the internet, therefore, it is true (30 Photos)

  • jmdmn

    #14, still doesn't stop you from opening them, though

    • negative nancy

      Yeah, Im sure it's the boob size that would be stopping you..

    • Not a true story


    • The_Dood

      You know why it's called a wonder bra? Because when you take it off you wonder where the tits went.

    • Logicyup

      Leave them on, let the fantasy continue. That's my policy anyways.

    • DDD

      Doesnt matter, had chips…..

    • truth

      I'm off to motorboat the hell out of a bag of Doritos.

      • Dr. Evil

        I'm about to take a bra off a woman who looks like that, the last thing I'm going to worry about is her losing a cup size or two!

    • eclipze

      It's always like opening a Christmas present, ever so eager.

  • Kitra

    How about a release of KCCO shirts in time for 4/20? And a "so….you got stoned" gallery?

    • John

      I was gonna do that….but then I got high.

      • Kitra

        I was gonna order a shirt, but then I got high. Yeah. I was gonna wear it, and use it to flirt with guys from the chiiiive, yeah.

        • clayton268921


          • Skermitt


    • LooWho

      even more importantly, the release of some BFM shirts for 4/20?? Puh-leeeease?

    • English_Rob

      what happens on 20th April then?

      • elliott


    • Master_Rahl

      I like the "so….you got stoned" idea. there are many laughable things that go on when stoned minds come together. Chive, you know what to do.

  • Rusty

    #20 – The pullout method, 60% of the time, it works every time!

    • tv_paul

      Nice Anchorman reference.


        LOUD NOISES!

    • Bob

      The pullout method works everytime the first time, but not so much when you keep sticking it in to pull out again..

    • Anomanom

      Actually, being Catholic, that's pretty much the only thing he's allowed to do. Supposedly. Most Catholics don't actually buy that.

    • Rich

      Q: What do you call couples who use the pullout method?

      A: Parents.

  • @BuckeyeEmpire

    #11 All the girls Im friends with on facebook, and all the guys im friends with on facebook

    • abcd

      Need to make that with KCCO over the beer.

    • nepster

      You need to make friends with people other than whores and fatasses.

      • ThatGuy

        >implying the girls aren't married or otherwise in a stable position to have children.

  • Dyslexia

    #10 & #26 haha I laughed so hard!!

  • Furst

    Furst!!!! Turd cutters

    • Black6dog

      Folks been logging round these parts for generations. My pappy taught me logging. And his pappy before him.

    • Sebastian

      What wrong with playing lumberjack?

    • Bob

      Silly fapper, Firsts are for guys who can make it on time!

    • TheAutomaticMan

      You are soooo good at this.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Eder.Paz Eder St Cool

      Eat a dick

  • chrisdg74

    #1 – Yep. Once you "break the seal", you're screwed for the rest of the night.
    #17 #18 – I see what you did there.

    • organix85

      Especially if you go to a place that has the guy turning on the faucet and handing out towels… get the dollars ready.

      • negative nancy

        where the fuk are you drinking, the hilton?

        • organix85

          It isn't an everyday thing, but bars downtown Chicago certainly have them… certainly not Hilton level places either.

        • AnyoneForCoffee

          LOL at you considering the Hilton upmarket!

          Just what Godforsaken hellspawned sh*thole do you come from??

    • jurg

      #1 because alcohol is a diuretic. Science!

    • SadeShadz

      #1 Lol was talking about that at lunch x_x 'break the seal' *sigh*

  • Magnus

    #6 Don't you just love those people…

    • Edd


    • Chris

      It's not just girls who do that.

  • hark1985

    #1 true story!

    • salute my shorts

      Yeah if you're drinking light beer. Get some full flavored beer and you'll enjoy yourself a lot more without the 50 bathroom breaks.

  • 6_Crack_rocks

    #30 and paper mache

    • mhm

      and an M80

  • Mn dude


  • 5h0ck3r

    #25 could not be anymore true

    • negative nancy

      exactly how I feel about everyone on the Chive.

      • 5h0ck3r

        I was more talking about people at grocery stores and sporting events, but I can add you to the list there Nancy

    • Geoff

      The thing is, is when you are 18 and you already want to launch nuclear missiles just to kill all the dumb people on earth, it cant get much worse can it?… Right?

      • danno29388

        No…Sorry, they just get more annoying.

        • JHL1

          …but on the bright side, the days go by much faster….

  • Cosmo Kramer

    #17 dumb bitch

    • negative nancy

      Im glad the chivers know what Teen mom is … you guys really do just sit in your mom's basements all day huh?

      • haha...

        HUH? Anyone who regularly uses the internet could probably tell you what show that this was from.These "teen moms" arent JUST on a single T.V. channel for only 30 minutes once a week you TARDl! They get more attention then they ever deserve from our awesome media! Especially when they get caught beating up other girls on camera! ; )

        Put a little more thought into your next insult you miserable negative nancy. YOU FAIL EPICALLY~!!

      • Lisa

        Or we have two eyes and a brain because that's about all it takes to realize that this show exists

    • jadeus

      this is why they shouldn't get pregnant at such a young age! these girls simply don't seem to realise or understand the consequences of their actions… collecting ASBOs used to be popular, now it's STDs/ babies…

    • thedude325

      I didn't want to take birth control because I didn't want to gain weight…<img src="http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/large/misc-genius-l.png&quot; width="250" height="200">

      • Bob

        I'd still hit that.

      • sebas

        actually if you use it properly you shouldn't gain any weight at all…

    • bdg

      Stop teen pregnancy-Take it in the ass!!!!!!!

  • Colin

    #14 still worth it

  • hark1985

    #12 the runs are free with every meal

    • @bunkerpunkk

      Montezuma's Revenge

    • negative nancy

      taco bell jokes… nicccce.

  • Chiefhenry27


    Seems legit.

    • Bob

      I'm sure this one was found on the Pope's bookshelf for explaining how dino's got here.

  • Ken

    #6 is all too true!

  • Nick

    #25 Fact

  • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

    #16 True story,Except they left out the Scotch. You don't come of age until you can appreciate a fine single malt.

    • Markus

      Please. Real men drink bourbon.

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        Really.I was drinking bourbon whilst you were still in diapers.As your palette matures you too may discover the intricacies of Scotch.Or not,Whatever,More for me.

  • hark1985

    #30 you forgot the chili beans

  • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

    #20 – Only method he does support (except of course the do a guy instead method, but that's unofficially)

    • Dalton

      oh its official he is absolutly a closet gay

      • thom

        How come the left's worse put down they can think of is to call their opponents gay? Seems quite homophobic to me. Its especially odd when the gay community do it also.

        • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

          Maybe it's because I'm so "left" but, to me, calling someone gay isn't a put down. It's simply a statement based upon the fact that often the most vocal and adamant homophobes are actually gay themselves and afraid to admit it to themselves and the world.

          I think it's actually kind of sad. It has to be extremely difficult to live with that much self-loathing and hatred of who you are.

          • Jteezy

            And you have research to back that fact?

            • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

              Actually, there have been several studies that show homophobic males are aroused by male on male sexual pornography versus non homophobic men.

              • Jteezy

                Ok, I'll take your word for it…my question then is who conducted these surveys, was there motive behind it.I have a hard time believing it to be true, especially when so many surveys seem to be agenda driven.

                • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

                  Why is it so hard to believe? It's not uncommon to act one way in order to hide how you're really feeling. Think of the little girls you picked on as a kid because you liked them. With people still out there treating homosexuals like second class citizens, denial is a lot easier to do coping with accepting homosexuality in yourself. Like I said, it's sad, but I don't see what makes it so unbelievable.

                  • Jteezy

                    I believe that homosexuals are people just like you and me, and a lot of times are treated horribly just to clear that up. I picked on the girls I liked because I was insecure and didn't know how else to act, the picture of homophobes I get is they want to push away or even to the extreme see the elimination of homosexuals. I didn't want that with the girls I liked.I honestly believe phobes have a genuine hatred towards homosexuals.

                    • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

                      I'm not denying that homophobes hate homosexuals. Like I said, there's a self loathing involved here that makes the whole situation extremely sad. But hatred stems from somewhere. In some cases I'm sure it was learned to an extent, and in some cases perhaps there are bad traumatic past experiences, but there is usually something that triggers an extremist hatred and often trouble accepting it in oneself is exactly that trigger.

                      Everyone has their right to believe what they will, and this is just what I believe based on the evidence I've seen. It's worth finding more about if you're genuinely interested in doing so, but if not KCCO.

                    • joe pancake

                      you guys are both faggots

              • Scout

                The overall point is not that they may or may not actually be homosexual. The point is that such a title is used in a derogarory fashion, and is meant to smear the evil conservative of the day.

          • guest

            So in other words you're a hypocrite just like every other liberal. Typical do as I say not as I do attitude.

        • Massadonious

          When it turns out to be true a decent portion of the time? Google Larry Craig, Ted Haggard, and Mark Foley. And those are only the ones that I can think of off the top of my head, or at least the ones that were well publicized. I remember reading some info about a documentary that lists all of the anti-gay (often Republican) politicians who were secretly closeted and were outed by a scandal of some sort.

          • jmartintx

            And I remember the one time I saw this thing on tv that supported my position because it cited three examples, which obviously means that those three are indicative of the majority, but I can't remember what it was called or who the person was who said it.

            You'll just have to take my word when I say that my position is the correct one.

  • Mr. Tea

    #25 It just gets stronger with age. Beer helps though.

  • Devin

    #29 True story.

    • RedRuby131

      Every darn semester!

    • Logicyup

      First lesson I learned in economics was that the book required for the class damn near cost more than the class itself. Next lesson was that the more the book cost, the skinnier it was and will be used the least.

    • Jack Pearl

      Totally. I had to pay $98 for the 'binder ready version'. Just a sheef of papers, with no bindings. And I can't even sell it back. Fuck that.

  • Blue bronco

    #11 sad but true

  • Woodrowrules

    #25 So true

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