I read this on the internet, therefore, it is true (30 Photos)

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  • LucretiusCarus

    #23 Again with the "how we felt like" shit–can no one kill the bad English in this meme?

    • Unfkngblvbl

      seriously…it's either; "how we felt" or "what we felt like." Get it right already.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Like Game of Thrones much?

  • TheJoeGreene

    Why is there a giant Orbit gum add on the front page? It was bad enough when unfunny shit like Nick Swardson and 21 Jump Street were there, but a fucking chewing gum add?

    Fuck you Chive.

    • Dancing Can

      you willing to pay to check out the site? No? then just shut the fuck up and let them sell their ad space to keep the site free.

    • thom

      They are running a business. They probably don't want to sit around and get a government check.

  • Chicago Sean

    #14 That's ok. I'll use my hands.

  • hark1985

    fuck you man. Go away! No one wants your negative comments here.

  • figleaf

    #9 – excellent!

  • Steve

    #14 doesn't matter saw boobies #24 Goes for Mom's as well BTW did you guys know you have ads with sound in them again..

  • chicago

    #14 doesn't matter. is why there are 2 servings and they invite you back for more "betcha can't eat just one"…

  • Lisa

    #27 Not me. My 5 minutes really is 5 minutes. True story.

    • Bob

      The girl always knows my 5 minutes is an hour…

      • Lisa

        I'm so tempted to apply reverse math and ask you "So if a man says he's 10, he's really what?" But I won't. :D :) LOL

        And so long as you both know the time line, that's cool Bob. :) My people know my 5 minutes, is 5 minutes. My hour is really 60 minutes long too. I'm rarely late and if I even think I might be late, I call ahead so people don't waste their time or worry. ;)

  • silky johnson

    Who is #6? Elizabeth Banks?

  • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

    never mind.

  • Ray

    WTF is #21 supposed to be, besides weird?

  • Shane

    More stuff from izismile.com!

  • WTF

    fuck you chive

  • Meowmix

    has anyone else tried to actually picture someone like this in person? I'm thinking somewhere along the lines of a basement-dweller that posts all that disgusting shit on 4Chan

    • AsciiAdam

      I am really starting to think this is a girl. A dude would have quit this already. We can't hold a stupid grudge that long. Unless someone from the Chive spilled his beer at a meet up. Then maybe…….

      • Bob

        Na, probably spilled his malt liquor… X-)

        • Dr. Evil

          For the millionth time, mayer isn't black or a woman; he's a guilty white liberal.

  • Gallus

    #21 – Tell me they didn't really do that!

  • Joe mama

    #30 just made one this past weekend with my son

  • Falthor


  • Blame_anxiety

    #3 …or if you don't know when to use you're

  • etcrr

    #2 true DAT

  • Livin' Legend

    #24 Because your grandma comes from a time when young'uns WERE always hungry because they were busy burning it off as fast as they could eat it. And she loves you, by God.


    #12 Mexicans don't give a fuck…

  • longshot421

    #6 I think this applies more to cats. Hot girls actually ARE ignoring me (excluding my wife, a fact for which I am eternally grateful)

  • Lizz

    #29 sooo true!

  • LaurenGoMeow

    #1 lol sooooo true, and #2 true story my bf can never find anything in it

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