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I read this on the internet, therefore, it is true (30 Photos) » funny-fake-facts-25

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  • durr

    worst thing to do if you don't like spiders is not take the web off and keep moving, they will track down where you're going to and gain in numbers every time one goes in that direction until they breed in ones printer and pop out in the dark and run at the keyboard but when one claps they get scared, flip and run away, come back out slowly, turn around and sit down looking at what is going on on the screen, congratulations you now have a new spider friend named merlin.

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