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April 12, 2012 |
In: Awesome, Crazy Food, Mind Blowing, WTF
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Category: Awesome, Crazy Food, Mind Blowing, WTF
Good morning chivers!!
Doens't look that tasty.. though the combination of a potplant and icecream sounds good
nothing like a fresh chive post after masturbating before going to bed, though it is lacking bacon
How can Chivers thumb bacon down?!
No to the spanking, yes to the bacon
Are you telling me that chivers don't beat their meat?
you don't want that tainted bacon.
haha… you said taint…
Ok now I'm hungry
Damn that sounds delicious
I suggest eating it in front of people without telling them what it really is, and just let them assume that you've lost your mind.
Another good one is to go into a business meeting or party early, sit down, and smear some peanut butter on the bottom of your shoe and keep your legs crossed. Then when someone mentions the dog poo on your shoe, stick your finger in it and give it a taste. Pretty classic reactions.
They posted this a few weeks ago…
no, you saw that on another website that the chive hacked it from.
Is TheChive a bunch of fatties, because all of these bacon and dessert posts lately make it seem like it
Sounds like a lot of effort. I think I'll just take the American Route. Take someone elses by force, and have a beer…
Just say thanks and shut the fuckup. I don't know where you're from but there are very few countries on earth that 'merica hasn't helped at one point or another.
#16 #18 – This is begging to be served "Russian roulette" style…. make several per the recipe, plus one using actual dirt. Jumble them up, serve cold, and watch from afar as hilarity ensues.
I applaud your great idea, sir. I might have to keep this recipe in mind for next April Fools Day.
You'd have to get ice-cream smelling dirt.
http://www.channel4.com/4food/recipes/chefs/hesto… similar and probably nicer
Thought I clicked on the berry link for a sec… Common chive this sucks what guy is gonna sit down and make these…
People who don't have penises also read the chive….
Ever heard of a chivette?
Chive is the Common Room
I guess the throttle and the Brigade is mostly for the Dudes
But the Berry is the Girl's Bathroom…the nice kind that has chairs in it.
There giving the chivettes another reason to stay in the kitchen.
They're*. It's ok you probably missed that day in school playing with your Easy Bake oven
If i were to make one for my wife…. Laid! Just sayin'
Needs gummy worms
So in order to enjoy such a dish, you need to eat it out of a pot, and kill a flower.
How about I put it in a cup, and save a flower to give to my chivette? Bam, I am a bigger winner than this dish
kill a flower, dude? really?
Its not like that, I just find the thought of putting a flower in my food ridiculous and unnecessary. I think we can agree on this.
The flowers are fake.
Fake or not, unneeded.
Fake or not, chicks love flowers, ice cream AND Oreos..
Plus the FAKE flower is put into a straw, not the food..
People have been doing this since the 70's if not earlier. Put it on the internet, and everyone things it's some crazy new idea.
the internet was invented in the 50's silly.. This food in a plant pot is a remarkable new idea.
well arent you just a big ray of fucking sunshine
IM A BIG EATER AND UUUMMMM NO!
then you are not the eater you thought you were
I don't think I could handle to spoon scraping the porcelain sound.
you can get plastic pots too
Whats with the gay shit
Chive heard you were on the site and said, "Well, Fred loves that gay shit…better put something on for him"
This is how you attract chivettes
it is called doing something nice for your girl and getting a great blowjob out of it dumbass
Epic, bet this will impress any girl if you made it for them
Ummm those kind of pots usually have chemicals in them for color and holding the form probably not the best to eat out of…
Chemicals or not.. that's mint chocolate chip.. you WILL eat that shit.
insteat of flower pots, use red solo cups. Wom't get that scraping sound
My husband saw this on the site and made one for me for mothers day… he made red velvet and cream cheese icing instead of ice cream… but I loved it… it was sweet and gave me the two things I love the most cake and flowers Thanks for planting the idea in his head!
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