Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • Doug W


    • Trav1121

      Hey Marge! Look at this country: U Ar Gay

    • Dancing Can

      stay classy, Doug!

    • RUOMO10

      Andy milanokis??? Or however you spell his last name.

    • Red

      Doug W sucks his mommy's penis.

    • dexter

      and so are you

    • art

      wow.. better than baseball, I tell you what

    • DaUndeadDodo

      At least he didn't say "First".

      Gotta look on the bright side of these things.

      • d1sturbed91

        Optimism FTW!

  • hark1985

    #2 I will help you. You need a hand

    • some-dude

      She does look amazing, but…

      …someone had to take a picture of a picture on a computer screen?

      Right-click, save file as, dude. Then we could have it in HQ 🙂

    • KCCO

      That's the post perfect ass i've ever seen… source?

      • its_forge

        Every site Google Images shows includes other photos of slim pretty women who are all professional runway models, so I am guessing this is one of the current crop of under-fed clothes hangers they have marching up and down narrow stages in Paris and Milan.

  • cojester


    • Csquaredapparel

      you mad bro?

      • Eric225

        i think he might have meant he likes the last post best.. idk.. idc.. but if he did.. i agree 😉 #49

      • Eric225

        and wtf this is the 4th time ive posted a comment and my rating is -125… hahah
        Im not a -125 kind of guy

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #2 and #13 thank you DAR!!!

    • its_forge

      #13 epic, epic pelvis.

  • oren

    #47, #48, #49

    And this is one of the many reasons I Chive.

    • derp

      With a haircut like that? Yeah, you serve. Serve an admiral his coffee one weekend a month

      • bam

        Fucking reservist. Oorah weekend warriors.

        • Reader

          She mentioned "For her husband". Reading comprehension ftw

    • who cares

      pretty much only #49 for me.

      • chronicLSD

        dont think i can keep calm lookin at that gap!!

        • eric cartman

          Her BEWBS ARE HUGE !

          • Canuck

            #49 insane body. If I were her husband rather than the pathetic hunk of man-flesh that I am and I was overseas – I would force every single man I come across (fellow grunt, civilian, or enemy) to behold what I get to go home too – then I would start a petition to get my ass home to her.

            BTW – more pics?

    • guest

      I was there for #47. CVN69

  • Jeff



    #44 Hilarious prank until someone dies ! 😥

    • saskchivertoon

      prob want to do it on the passenger side instead.. haha

    • Aeturnus

      Worth dying for.

    • JHL1

      Strange how in the first two pics there's no buildings and the median is overgrown and in the last pic there's non-stop buildings with a well manicured median and no colors on the busted windshield.

    • john

      are those crayons or?

    • B1234

      U can c ok he died form taking the pic

  • dedubs

    #10 Shocking for some little fag who seems to be in love with himself.

    • Urethra Franklin

      I'd love myself too if my hair was that great and I never had to buy Razor blades

    • Bruce Wayne

      "I haven't talked to her in a while"

    • JHL1

      What's really shocking is the fact that people propose that they don't like him, yet there's pics posted of him on every blog every hour of every day. I think all you bloggers are actually secret admirers of him and I'd like you to stop now.

      • Pegger

        That's absurd. Nobody's a "secret admirer" of Henrik Lundqvist, everyone loves King Hank, that's why everyone blogs/has him on their magazine covers. He does have perfect hair.

        Oh… am I looking at the wrong guy in this picture?

        • J_fry

          Don't talk shit about beibs!!!

        • wakawakawaka

          nope hank is a sexy beast id have sex with him

    • its_forge

      Can get any tight little 18 year old piece of ass he wants
      Has spent sex-drenched weekends in Mexico with Selena Gomez squirming on his face
      Couldn't possibly give a fuck what anyone else thinks of him.

  • Woodrowrules

    #2 #49 Those gaps made my heart skip a beat
    #42 Smoking hot and BMFM I love that shit

    • negative nancy

      I recall someone yesterday saying #42 was classy for not posting half naked… Seems as though she's just like the rest of em…
      Oh irony.

  • hark1985

    #49 Mother of God!! No… thank you!

    • jaylee

      Exactly what I was thinking! What a great gap in the last one!

    • hump

      FAP FAP

    • Dirty_Dingus

      She's a smokeshow…Wow.

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001350949814 Clinton James Kelley

      Yeah, the last one made my cock jump

      • Eric225

        … but seriously

    • soto48

      that's mt ex thong, I got de ja vu

    • Repene

      Gotta love coast guard wives.

    • djp

      Don't change a thing, babe, you are as good as it gets. Just promise to send more pics.

    • Slappy McNutts

      Thank God this site exists.

    • MikeHock

      somewhere a camel has lost its toe

  • dus10


  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001562982031 Harry H-d Sinner

    #34 hot damn! nice abs!

    • MattKL

      Saw that tight stomach and was like "Oh. My. GOD."

    • SMT

      Your boss needs to send us MOAR!

    • KyleGamgee

      You've got one crazy ass boss, talking to you like that. Glad you both KCCO.

    • Habsy

      We would like to see your crazy ass, but thanks for the abs.
      Oh btw your boss probablyl FAP's everyday behind your back, I know I would.

    • Hamsamich

      I'd drink kool-aid outta your belly button girl! You pick the flavor.

      • JizzJohn

        I'd jizz in her belly and slurp it up yo!!!

    • NothingToSeeHere

      Does not meet expectations.

      What you thought you heard your boss say was "when are you going to get posted?", when what he really said was "when is your crazy ASS going to get posted?"

      Now let's see that hump!

      • http://twitter.com/GamerKitty84 @GamerKitty84

        how do I put this…

        Your Boss wants to Plow you.

        • KCCO

          How do i put this….

          All males do! Amazing

        • Joe

          Yup. You wouldn't happen to be in logistics… O O O

    • GI Joe

      Had to scroll back 3 times.. it was that good….KCCO.. lets see it again…#34

  • hark1985

    #13 oh hello there!

    • KyleGamgee

      Optical illusion: There is in fact a tiny hat in this picture. See if you can find it.

    • Moaaarrr

      Find Her! Need MOAR, much MOOAAARRRRR

    • Source

      Photo is by Andrew Chemerys

  • Julie

    #34 has happened to me. oops.

    • Trav1121

      Really? Damn I need to get a new job and quickly become the boss! More perks than I thought, it seems.

    • TheAutomaticMan

      Somebody just earned a raise…… Zing!

    • Repene

      Julie should submit more often. kcco

  • hark1985

    #22 I fucking love cake

    • Chuck

      Next Meme for sure.

    • negative nancy

      It's poop.

      • tapsnapornap

        A poop cake? ew

    • garbonzo bean

      This is SPARTA!!!!

  • MgoBlue

    #24 – Thanks, bud

    • Roger this, a-hole!


    • Sean

      I just hope he is retired, serving your country is an incredible thing but as an active duty member of the armed forces there are too many who just try to slide by and remain overweight in the military.

    • Ram

      Definitly not a KCCO military shirt, no flag, and that fat ass is not in the military, just say you made one yourself guy.

      • pit

        there is no way he is in the military, when was the last time he past weight or tape, or better yet passed a PT test, he best be retired..

      • Ram

        And all you haters, dont hate because you havent been in the military, we do have standards, and this guy is wayyyyy out of them.

        • CALI-DUDE

          Did any of you think he could be retired? Lots of guys retired medically these days, maybe you should think. Who knows, when in doubt keep it shut.

      • Jerry

        1st, the flag is on the other sleeve tool and I'm a former Marine. 2nd so much for chiving on hey buddy, yeah, I'm over weight, I got out of the Marines in 1999.

    • Jacksonsonson

      Yes, thank you for your service, it must of been rough serving under Clinton with all that peace. At least I hope it took that long to put on all that weight.

    • thatguy

      Chive on good sir! And lighten up about his weight guys. I have a good buddy who served in the guard. He was always a bit big boned but he sure leaned out in boot camp! After he got back from Afghanistan and was discharged he put a bunch of weight back on yeah, but I figure he has earned the right to eat and live however he chooses.

    • HatBomb

      Seriously, the comments on this are disgraceful. We don't when he served, how he served, or why he appears to no longer serve. Benefit of the doubt is right. You'd all feel like real douches if you found out he was badly injured, honorably discharged, and suffers from PTSD. Point being, we don't know.

      • Jerry

        I was honorably discharged from the Marines in 1999. Running is too painful and I admit, I got a bit lazy being an IT guy. I agree with you, a lot of the comments are disgraceful. I thought the Chive was a bunch of cool folks but it turns out there are a bunch of haters here.

        No matter what they say, I'll be keeping calm, and I'll Chive on.

        • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=637044781 Patrick Healey

          Precisely my point. Thank you for your service, sir. Haters gonna hate. You ever find yourself in New Orleans, I've got the first few beers. KCCO

    • Bdubs

      Seriously, why are you guys all commenting about the guy? That girl is GORGEOUS

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    CAKE! YES!

  • @BuckeyeEmpire

    #49 To her husband, GOOD FUCKING WORK

    • bob_the_cook

      To her: GOOD FUCKING WORK!

    • Red

      I'm just glad some lucky stiff is getting some of that.

      • DanielJamesMorrison

        As my "stiff" gets "lucky" with my hand! :$

  • Trav1121

    #2 and #49 just made my day!

    • gord

      was just thinking the same thing

  • joel matlin



    • honey booboo child

      get ya tits out

      • megan fox

        wanna do anal

    • TheAutomaticMan

      You are soooooo good at this…..

  • hark1985

    #5 I see what you did there

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #8 Hey, my wife and I got our KCCO shirts about 20 minutes ago! Thanks for the fast shipping! KCCO!!

    • Trav1121

      Nice, dude! We just got our BFMs from the secret stash!

    • Hamsamich

      still waiting on mine. Hopefully it came in today. Can't take THAT long to go from venice beach to sacramento. Congrats!

  • Someguy

    DAR time!

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Great stuff!

    • SpacemanSpiff

      hope he don't walk around with that thing on his head, he can bust some teefs

    • Red

      That's pretty damn cute. What a fun age for a parent.

    • Freaksngeeks

      Classic hiding spot

    • techno_viking

      If he can't see you, you can't see him…

    • d1sturbed91

      Sad part is I've won games doing stuff like this

    • Optimus_prime

      Nailed it!

    • donks

      I would say he is pretty advanced – my two year old only covers his eyes… doesn't even bother to get next to the crib!

  • SaintArnold11

    #22 VICTORY IS MINE!!!

    • Shant1k

      By the earth I hold that is America, I declare ourselves a free people!

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