Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • etcrr

    #6 can make me a sandwich, YES!

    • Vic

      so late at night and everyone wants sandwiches now….

      • Attaxia

        1 sandwich please !

    • colombianchiver

      marry me

    • whyme1973

      She is WAY over dressed for sammich making, but has a lot of potential.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Why did she even waste time making a sign? She should have had the sandwich made already!

    • negative nancy

      I love a girl who is so willing to degrade herself.

      Sandwiches for everyone!!!

    • tralfaz

      Not right now, I want to do something else first, then you can make me a sandwich.

    • Biggus Diccus

      I will give you a pearl necklace in exchange of said sandwich

    • monk

      I wish everything in that picture was real.

  • First


    • sithney

      the internets salute you, sir.

    • brandon

      are u a derp cause obviously you are second so you fail at life

      • DaddyD

        It would still be a deep and douche even it it were first.

    • Jake is confused

      Why do people write this first shit I really don't understand.?? Is there a reason or.?

      • Qwerty

        Yes. To get reaction out of people like you.

    • MonkeyMadness


  • Ballen

    not gonna say it…

    • DaUndeadDodo

      -DaDodo facepalms most vigorously-

      • Ballen

        yeah, that sucks. I just couldnt believe that I was scrolling the DMA and there were no comments. No way I was going to be the asshole right above me but I had to acknowledge it. Then of course upon refresh, its still empty. I go ahead and make my unoriginal but appropriate comment…..only to see how slow the chives servers are.

        The same ones that fuck up the shirts every time.

        Oh well.

        • DaUndeadDodo

          Unoriginal, and completely unnecessary. I believe that those of us that are looking at these pictures have the faculties necessary to see, and view that one is *in fact* first. We don't need people blurting in out. Like this:

  • Logicyup

    #6 Yes please, and can I watch?

    • aussie aussie aussie

      I think you and etcrr 128p are the same person…!
      Same picture and the same(ish) comment.

      • Logicyup

        Unless I blackout and take on another personality I don't know about, then nope, not the same person. Physicist Willy Karen said "everything humans can imagine is a possibility in reality," so anything is possible I guess.

    • Grindee

      I like onions and mayo. ALSO QUICK honest question…. I have an original white (not black) theChive tee. is that OG?Do they still make those or do I just have too much time on my hands.

    • ConstableDubs

      I think there's a therapist for people who get sexually aroused by food…

  • Recycle

    Utah loves cannabis. Legalize!

    • Bob Lee Swagger

      Was in the Salt Lake City airport last week, and there was nothing but hot chicks…tell some of them to come to Cali, we got that dro

      • austin

        No way keep the hotties here in Utah. And yes we do love cannabis 🙂

    • anthony Y

      Utah will be pretty much the last place to legalize unfortunately

      • DrROBOTO

        ^this. and even if you do the cannabis will probably be as potent as your beer is

        • Kenton

          i moved to SLC 5 months ago. I no longer drink alcohol, because if you are a real drinker, you can expect to spend double what you would normally spend because all beer is 3.2% and a drink at the bar can only contain 1 type of liquor and is strictly 1 shot. i do enjoy weed though, and even though its not half as good as my medical bud from CA was, but hey, weed heals.

          • Kentonagain

            oh and for the guys saying that hot girls are in utah, if they are hot, they are married by 19. And the ones who didnt get married at 19 get married at 20. And the ones who didnt get married at 19 or 20, are Mormons who are about to defect because Joseph Smith isn't filling their snatch.

          • anthony Y

            You can definitely have more than one type of liquor in a drink but yes the limits are ridiculous

  • Joe

    #6 Like literally make me a sandwich in between those beautiful breasts of yours? Of corse!

    • duh


      • Joe

        Upset when no one remembers "u" I get it… it's an insecurity issue. Please be a dick elsewhere. and.. course*.. happy?

        • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

          "U" are coming off as the bigger dick Joe.

    • qwer

      c*ck meat sammich

      • etcrr

        ill have one of those to please

  • Vic

    #6 Please make me one!

  • Esr0d

    yes, of course #6

  • Me.

    #14 Damn, lucky Prius… maybe next time.

    • Logicyup

      If you destroy one Prius, 5 more come back in its place. So it's good the train missed.

    • Meowmix

      he's an idiot anyway, railroad gates exist for a reason

    • EvilRoySlade

      bad time to have to wait for the gas engine to kick in.

  • etcrr

    #14 dumbest and luckiest person alive

  • KareemOnyahface

    love getting the dma before i go to bed.

  • Him.

    #22 Not sure if impressed…which came first; the tree or the wall?

    • Anon

      if you think anything other than the tree you are quite foolish

      • SadeShadz

        lol, indeed.

      • Ray

        I disagree with you on that. You can "shape" trees to grow in whatever direction you want. Just takes a long time is all.

        • Kenton

          None of these comments should have happened.

      • Him.

        Obviously I know.. the thought of people building a hole in the wall instead of cutting the tree was in my opinion humorous… Why so serious?

  • Rollout25

    #19 Your bed is a racecar. "Yeah a fucking SWEET Racecar"

    • Game tester

      "Your bed is a car" he said. "Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet car" "my roommates are gonna buy me rims or a cb radio so I can talk to other car beds" ha ha ha lets explore the jungle laura!

      • Kenton


    • yay

      rim jobs

    • MonkeyMadness

      LOVE that movie!

  • Rollout25

    #24 Brazil FTW

    • Logicyup

      Maybe she'll get arrested in Panama on the way, then we all win. Out of the states, and not in Brazil, think it works out for us both.

      • Sophia

        No! I'm in Panama… don't wish that upon us!

    • Yessirr

      I share Brazil's sentiments. I would like for her and her things to be as far from me as possible, to the fullest meaning of the expression.

    • Drastic Hamster

      I'm moving to Brazil!

      • Richard Gere

        I've been looking for you.

        • Ryan

          I see what you did there.

  • John Kenny

    Shit I would write letters every day if #17 was there to pick them up for me.

    • craig

      that a dog shit bin not a post box

    • Notme

      She couldn't have held that pose for more than a few second. That has to hurt.

    • Craigery

      Attention whore needs attention badly.

      • Franzie

        Attention whore has caught my attention.

    • Tizzle

      A note to the person that photoshopped this – she's got no shadow

      • Stephen

        note to person who thinks she has no shadow, look to the bottom right and notice the angle of the sun

  • PKP 725

    #6 There isn't even a point in asking. You're sign should say "I will make you a sandwich."

    • Firsttimeseriously

      Do you seriously not understand the difference between "you're" and "your"?

      • TheAutomaticMan

        It is pretty complicated…… but i can break it down
        You're as in "PKP 725 ….You're a fucking idiot."
        Your as in "PKP 725 ….Your vagina is showing"

    • http://twitter.com/morsaxoris @morsaxoris

      it's flirting if she's asking. it's submission if she says she will.Whatever way she wants to give it out IMO!

  • TheJoeGreene

    24 is the first moderately quality pic in a while. Kudos to Brazil.

    • negative nancy


    • AnyoneForCoffee

      We still await your first moderately quality comment.

  • Brian earl spilner

    Tuna on wheat, no crust.

    • Bob Lee Swagger

      15k overnight parts from Japan and this thing will decimate at race wars

    • Dom

      Sounds like a serial killer name, you a serial killer Brian?

  • http://www.markmushakian.com Mark

    If #17 is art, I don't get it… but I can appreciate it 🙂

    • PokePoke

      Its actually sposed to be a new 'rage' like ownling and planking, its called 'hangmatting'

      Theres a couple websites for it, ah well , chicks hanging round in bikini is allways a plus. Too bad guys also do this :s

      • Yessirr

        And here I thought it was just a picture of a hot chick.

      • st33

        pretty bad photoshopping….shadows…

        • Shadowy figure

          Angle of the sun? Her shadow is at the end of the metal bar, follow it on the ground

        • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

          I cant believe Im reading this

    • etcrr

      it is not to ask why, but to appreciate it's form and quality from where I sit she looks fine

  • TacoChops

    #22 atta boy.

  • noegod

    #18 I bet that dog is tripping balls off the marker fumes! Ha ha!

    • titty twister


    • Craigery

      Yeah, because sniffing markers is just like dropping acid.

  • pat

    #6 no, not this time, honey.
    i will treat you like a princess for a change.

    • Bob Lee Swagger

      This is why you are still a virgin, pat.

      • Colonel Johnson

        this is way off point but, dude your name..frickin awesome movie

        • Nick Memphis

          If you read the book, the movie was a huge fuck-up.

    • Nice try

      Friend zone level 1000

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      silly pat, only misogyny gets you thumbs up at the Chive.

    • Jason

      I'll take "Things you will never hear any guy say, ever, for 200 Pat"

  • OddJobb

    Figures, only the stupid ones survive.

  • RexTheJet


    You can make me a sandwich, hold the mayo……there is plenty in my pants

    • Tanya DD

      You're a loser.

    • The_Dood

      Like using your own "home-made" mayo on your sammiches eh? To each their own…

    • holy cheese whiz

      ehhhh. now this comment is a disgrace and should be deleted.

  • Oregon_country

    #12 Well you tried. But remember, I like my quarter pounder without onions.

    • Pete

      As she should be

    • http://www.last.fm/user/mutiilator Brand_n

      Apparently failing a single math test means you won't amount to anything in life? That logic is flawless…

      • Oregon_country

        It's more of a motivator, not a statement that they'll never amount to anything.

    • http://twitter.com/Harmon_Michael @Harmon_Michael

      I wish I had teachers that creative, would have made school a lot more awesome

    • Stick

      I don't understand how we can hold both this attitude and the 'What, you're too good to flip burgers?' attitude.

    • JHL1

      Please tell your teacher to stop that.
      I want correct change when I go to McD's.

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