Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • Kale

    #6 Ah yes that sounds delightful thank you. Also can I get that with dijon mustard and a foot rub?

  • av8or21

    #3 is pretty awesome

  • gingergreek

    #4 HAHAHA Fucking genius

  • Chet_Manly

    #1 That rug really ties the room together.

  • TH3M0N5T3R

    #12 Tell your self-righteous, liberal teacher that McDonalds provides tremendous opportunities for people, some of whom may not have many other options. Many managers, corporate execs, and franchisees all started out working at McDonalds. There's nothing wrong with taking a "McJob" and working hard from the ground up, instead of sitting at home collecting welfare checks. The teacher's comments show a lack of respect for real work and real jobs. Not everyone is blessed with a job where you work just 7 hours a day, 9 months a year, don't have to know jack shit, could never last two weeks in the "real world" and get paid WAY more than they're worth because of tenure. They live in a fantasy world where they went from kindergarten, grade school, middle school, high school, college, then back to school (teaching) again. Whattsamatter, afraid to leave the nest and try and earn an honest living like the rest of us? That teacher can go suck it.

    • thegrass

      exactly all work is honest work, this is a sad statement for a teacher to make. My dad drove trucks and worked his ass of his whole life, he is a hero and he wasnt great in school

      • Scumbag mayerjacoby

        Is your teacher mayer?

  • s510

    #17 FIND HER!!!

  • Jacob

    #6 – No thanks, I can manage on my own. I'll make you one though and we can have a titillating conversation as we eat them.

  • http://twitter.com/NickGauss_0 @NickGauss_0

    #6 All my dreams…

  • zach

    i just fell in love with #6!!

  • JLM

    #21 The Evolution of a bad haircut and frog chin or the reason she can't look at herself in the mirror anymore? Both? Yeah, both.

  • http://blog.dirtyhotproductions.com/ waltgator

    #20 ouch…

  • Codes

    #30! Finally a Tui Billboard made theCHIVE! Go NZ!

  • Chuck

    #16 Your gotta start somewhere.. Ditto #17

  • Mojofotoman

    #17 is a prime example of taking 2 points and connecting them with a curve.. I'm sure there is an equation to this, but I am horrible with math, so I am just going to enjoy the curves. 🙂

    • assmunch

      Horrible with math? Ok, here's your McDonald's application.

  • oilfieldbill

    #6 i would pay how ever much u wana charge me to make me lunch n dinner!!!! Xoxoxoxo

  • margaret

    seriously hasnt this been on pretty much every post now….please stop

  • Backlash

    #12 that's funny because when the people who work for me screw up I give them high school teacher applications

  • James

    Dose anyone else in the world apart form kiwis get the last one?

  • TiaP

    #24 HAHAHAHAHA. I like Brazil.

  • Kenny

    #24 – Good One Brazil!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000422857556 Sylvain Roy

    Yes please, turkey, cheese, salad and mayo. Dont forget the beer!

  • Edaea_Sinid

    #6 Marriage material, right there!

  • Akzombie

    #6 my brain exploded when I saw this

  • hmcby

    #6 any day yes

  • Biff

    Who the heck is that guy in #28 and why is she so big a fan as to waste all that time on him? Is she gonna do the rest of the body?

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