Your Chivette of the Week: Janna VanHeertum (43 Photos)

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On Monday, a GIF (below) of Janna VanHeertum appeared in our famous 'Find Her' gallery. The GIF was from the emasculating viral sensation, The Flip Side.

Janna's been a Chivette since the early days in '08, back when we had no clue what we were doing (we still don't). She always manages to send us a Chive On from somewhere resembling paradise. Janna's a successful actress, her new film She Wants Me, Starring Hilary Duff, Kristen Ruhlin, and Charlie Sheen, premiered last night. Aside from having an amazing smile and being unbelievably nice, Janna's friends are all really, really hot. I'll let Janna take it from here:

Hi Chivers! I grew up in Cobleskill, the smallest town in upstate New York. After school I was tired of the NY theater scene (although NY will always have my heart) so I moved to LA. I'm out here loving life and enjoying time with my friends, who happen to be smoking hot.

Even though I may appear to be a girly girl (as I am with some things), I'm not your typical 'LA' girl... at all (that's now how Chivettes roll in general I noticed). I'd much rather grab a beer at a dive bar than go to some trendy wine bar or club.

I'm lucky to be doing what I love for a living and I spend more time on theCHIVE than I should, my friends are all hooked too. Most importantly, I love that the Chive has a heart. I always read the comments and I can't believe how nice all the Chivers are considering the internet can be a cynical place sometimes. Keep doing what your doing. I'm honored to be a part of it all. KCCO

Say hello to Janna on her Facebook Page. Janna's Twitter.

More Janna on her Facebook Page.

Janna’s Twitter.

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  • SPZander

    #6 …who's the one on right

  • Johhny B

    Find girl with camel toe in #15

  • freddy boy

    #34 Always trust a man who wears two different socks and a bottle of Jameson for his coffee. Too funny.

  • Jeff Albertson

    #4 I'm sorry, what was the question?

  • Fred

    this chick makes me hard

  • sconnie22

    I think she kind of looks like Mary-Louise Parker from weeds. #26

  • Jeff Albertson

    Also #5…Sweet Zombie Jesus #5…

  • beassssy

    #8 #6 swimsuit swap lol

    • REDDIT DID IT

      HAHA THAT MEANS THEY"RE POOR TOO

  • InternetsLOL

    Hammer don't Herrtum.

  • Jason_M

    ewww … who the hell told her that she is pretty … she is average at best. She looks dirty and slutty too. I can't stand her nose and he cheek bones.

    • http://twitter.com/mayerjacoby @mayerjacoby

      horse face eeeeyoreeeee

      jana you are not that hot, you shouldnt be a model

      go back to school and quit cravin attention

      WOW ANOTHER WHITE GIRL

      SURPRISE

      TODAYS RACIST COMMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE CAPITAL FUCK YOU CHIVE
      https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1904711

      TODAYS USER SUBMITTED RACIST COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1897213

      CHIVE DOES NOT CENSOR IT!!!!

      RACIST USER COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1878963

      what chive users say/believe in https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1850428

      1. Chive promotes racist behaviors by making fun of Asians and Blacks, and allows users to comment reallyr acist material (see yesterday's Asian Gangster post)

      2. The Chive promotes underage toddler beer pong.

      3. The chive is pedophilic in the sense that it posts pictures of underage girls and promotes users to find/stalk underage womyn and post their names. THIS HAS TO STOP

      4. The chive promotes genocide in Africa

      5. The chive promotes treating womyn as objects not people

      6. Did I mention the chive promotes racism?

      7. mac the intern is the most racist of them all

      8. Join the cause at chiveisracist@gm ail.com

      9. Follow me on Twitter to post rants against the chive

      10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin

      11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com/2012/03/20/daily-morning-awes

      12. Chive promotes the dumbing of America by posting college students illegally drinking underage and wasting their education. This is why America lags.

      13. ok the chive ENDORSES INSTITUTIONALIZED RACISM BY POSTING WHITE ONLY WOMYN AND GLORFIYING BLONDE HAIR AND BIG BOOBS. FURTHERMORE, THEY DO NOT CENSOR RACIST COMMENTS BY USERS, BUT IF YOU SAY WORDS LIKE MI$NORITY AND AFRIC#N THEY CENSOR IT, WHY?

      14. GIRLS USE YOUR BRAINS NOT YOUR BODY, YOUR ATTENTION SEEKING BEHAVIOR IS AN INSULT

      15. TO BE A STAFFER AT CHIVE, BE 40 YEARS OLD, STALK HIGH SCHOOLERS AND COLLEGE GIRLS AGAINST THEIR WILL, ASK USERS TO FIND OUT WHO THEY ARE

  • mteague

    Finally, a female performer who isn't trading on her looks!

  • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

    #6 jackpot (if only lol)

  • ballsy

    meh. she lacks cuteness and beauty

  • http://twitter.com/mayerjacoby @mayerjacoby

    WOW ANOTHER WHITE GIRL

    SURPRISE

    TODAYS RACIST COMMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE CAPITAL FUCK YOU CHIVE
    https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1904711

    TODAYS USER SUBMITTED RACIST COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1897213

    CHIVE DOES NOT CENSOR IT!!!!

    RACIST USER COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1878963

    what chive users say/believe in https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1850428

    1. Chive promotes racist behaviors by making fun of Asians and Blacks, and allows users to comment reallyr acist material (see yesterday's Asian Gangster post)

    2. The Chive promotes underage toddler beer pong.

    3. The chive is pedophilic in the sense that it posts pictures of underage girls and promotes users to find/stalk underage womyn and post their names. THIS HAS TO STOP

    4. The chive promotes genocide in Africa

    5. The chive promotes treating womyn as objects not people

    6. Did I mention the chive promotes racism?

    7. mac the intern is the most racist of them all

    8. Join the cause at chiveisracist@gm ail.com

    9. Follow me on Twitter to post rants against the chive

    10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin

    11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com/2012/03/20/daily-morning-awes

    12. Chive promotes the dumbing of America by posting college students illegally drinking underage and wasting their education. This is why America lags.

    13. ok the chive ENDORSES INSTITUTIONALIZED RACISM BY POSTING WHITE ONLY WOMYN AND GLORFIYING BLONDE HAIR AND BIG BOOBS. FURTHERMORE, THEY DO NOT CENSOR RACIST COMMENTS BY USERS, BUT IF YOU SAY WORDS LIKE MI$NORITY AND AFRIC#N THEY CENSOR IT, WHY?

    14. GIRLS USE YOUR BRAINS NOT YOUR BODY, YOUR ATTENTION SEEKING BEHAVIOR IS AN INSULT

    15. TO BE A STAFFER AT CHIVE, BE 40 YEARS OLD, STALK HIGH SCHOOLERS AND COLLEGE GIRLS AGAINST THEIR WILL, ASK USERS TO FIND OUT WHO THEY ARE

    • Scumbag mayerjacoby

      The more I read your posts mayer, the more I think you're probably a card carrying member of the tea party.

      Your posts read like a simple-minded interpretation of a knee-jerk, bleeding heart liberal. You're probably doing it in an attempt to keep, "That Ken-Yan Sociey-list outta tha Whate Hause!"

  • http://twitter.com/mayerjacoby @mayerjacoby

    WOW ANOTHER WHITE GIRL

    SURPRISE

    TODAYS RACIST COMMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE CAPITAL FUCK YOU CHIVE
    https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1904711

    TODAYS USER SUBMITTED RACIST COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1897213

    CHIVE DOES NOT CENSOR IT!!!!

    RACIST USER COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1878963

    what chive users say/believe in https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1850428

    1. Chive promotes racist behaviors by making fun of Asians and Blacks, and allows users to comment reallyr acist material (see yesterday's Asian Gangster post)

    2. The Chive promotes underage toddler beer pong.

    3. The chive is pedophilic in the sense that it posts pictures of underage girls and promotes users to find/stalk underage womyn and post their names. THIS HAS TO STOP

    4. The chive promotes genocide in Africa

    5. The chive promotes treating womyn as objects not people

    6. Did I mention the chive promotes racism?

    7. mac the intern is the most racist of them all

    8. Join the cause at chiveisracist@gm ail.com

    9. Follow me on Twitter to post rants against the chive

    10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin

    11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com/2012/03/20/daily-morning-awes

    12. Chive promotes the dumbing of America by posting college students illegally drinking underage and wasting their education. This is why America lags.

    13. ok the chive ENDORSES INSTITUTIONALIZED RACISM BY POSTING WHITE ONLY WOMYN AND GLORFIYING BLONDE HAIR AND BIG BOOBS. FURTHERMORE, THEY DO NOT CENSOR RACIST COMMENTS BY USERS, BUT IF YOU SAY WORDS LIKE MI$NORITY AND AFRIC#N THEY CENSOR IT, WHY?

    14. GIRLS USE YOUR BRAINS NOT YOUR BODY, YOUR ATTENTION SEEKING BEHAVIOR IS AN INSULT

    15. TO BE A STAFFER AT CHIVE, BE 40 YEARS OLD, STALK HIGH SCHOOLERS AND COLLEGE GIRLS AGAINST THEIR WILL, ASK USERS TO FIND OUT WHO THEY ARE

  • GOOSE

    #2 hahaha

  • http://twitter.com/mayerjacoby @mayerjacoby

    horse face eeeeyoreeeee

    jana you are not that hot, you shouldnt be a model

    go back to school and quit cravin attention

    WOW ANOTHER WHITE GIRL

    SURPRISE

    TODAYS RACIST COMMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE CAPITAL FUCK YOU CHIVE
    https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1904711

    TODAYS USER SUBMITTED RACIST COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1897213

    CHIVE DOES NOT CENSOR IT!!!!

    RACIST USER COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1878963

    what chive users say/believe in https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1850428

    1. Chive promotes racist behaviors by making fun of Asians and Blacks, and allows users to comment reallyr acist material (see yesterday's Asian Gangster post)

    2. The Chive promotes underage toddler beer pong.

    3. The chive is pedophilic in the sense that it posts pictures of underage girls and promotes users to find/stalk underage womyn and post their names. THIS HAS TO STOP

    4. The chive promotes genocide in Africa

    5. The chive promotes treating womyn as objects not people

    6. Did I mention the chive promotes racism?

    7. mac the intern is the most racist of them all

    8. Join the cause at chiveisracist@gm ail.com

    9. Follow me on Twitter to post rants against the chive

    10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin

    11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com/2012/03/20/daily-morning-awes

    12. Chive promotes the dumbing of America by posting college students illegally drinking underage and wasting their education. This is why America lags.

    13. ok the chive ENDORSES INSTITUTIONALIZED RACISM BY POSTING WHITE ONLY WOMYN AND GLORFIYING BLONDE HAIR AND BIG BOOBS. FURTHERMORE, THEY DO NOT CENSOR RACIST COMMENTS BY USERS, BUT IF YOU SAY WORDS LIKE MI$NORITY AND AFRIC#N THEY CENSOR IT, WHY?

    14. GIRLS USE YOUR BRAINS NOT YOUR BODY, YOUR ATTENTION SEEKING BEHAVIOR IS AN INSULT

    15. TO BE A STAFFER AT CHIVE, BE 40 YEARS OLD, STALK HIGH SCHOOLERS AND COLLEGE GIRLS AGAINST THEIR WILL, ASK USERS TO FIND OUT WHO THEY ARE

    • Scumbag mayerjacoby

      So this is how you feel good about yourself? By going online and anonymously insulting people.

      You have self-esteem issues don't you mayer?

  • http://twitter.com/mayerjacoby @mayerjacoby

    horse face eeeeyoreeeee

    jana you are not that hot, you shouldnt be a model

    go back to school and quit cravin attention

    WOW ANOTHER WHITE GIRL

    SURPRISE

    TODAYS RACIST COMMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE CAPITAL FUCK YOU CHIVE
    https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1904711

    TODAYS USER SUBMITTED RACIST COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1897213

    CHIVE DOES NOT CENSOR IT!!!!

    RACIST USER COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1878963

    what chive users say/believe in https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1850428

    1. Chive promotes racist behaviors by making fun of Asians and Blacks, and allows users to comment reallyr acist material (see yesterday's Asian Gangster post)

    2. The Chive promotes underage toddler beer pong.

    3. The chive is pedophilic in the sense that it posts pictures of underage girls and promotes users to find/stalk underage womyn and post their names. THIS HAS TO STOP

    4. The chive promotes genocide in Africa

    5. The chive promotes treating womyn as objects not people

    6. Did I mention the chive promotes racism?

    7. mac the intern is the most racist of them all

    8. Join the cause at chiveisracist@gm ail.com

    9. Follow me on Twitter to post rants against the chive

    10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin

    11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com/2012/03/20/daily-morning-awes

    12. Chive promotes the dumbing of America by posting college students illegally drinking underage and wasting their education. This is why America lags.

    13. ok the chive ENDORSES INSTITUTIONALIZED RACISM BY POSTING WHITE ONLY WOMYN AND GLORFIYING BLONDE HAIR AND BIG BOOBS. FURTHERMORE, THEY DO NOT CENSOR RACIST COMMENTS BY USERS, BUT IF YOU SAY WORDS LIKE MI$NORITY AND AFRIC#N THEY CENSOR IT, WHY?

    14. GIRLS USE YOUR BRAINS NOT YOUR BODY, YOUR ATTENTION SEEKING BEHAVIOR IS AN INSULT

    15. TO BE A STAFFER AT CHIVE, BE 40 YEARS OLD, STALK HIGH SCHOOLERS AND COLLEGE GIRLS AGAINST THEIR WILL, ASK USERS TO FIND OUT WHO THEY ARE

  • ron

    she is kinda fugly

    • blah

      I agree

    • http://twitter.com/mayerjacoby @mayerjacoby

      horse face eeeeyoreeeee

      jana you are not that hot, you shouldnt be a model

      go back to school and quit cravin attention

      WOW ANOTHER WHITE GIRL

      SURPRISE

      TODAYS RACIST COMMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE CAPITAL FUCK YOU CHIVE
      https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1904711

      TODAYS USER SUBMITTED RACIST COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1897213

      CHIVE DOES NOT CENSOR IT!!!!

      RACIST USER COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1878963

      what chive users say/believe in https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1850428

      1. Chive promotes racist behaviors by making fun of Asians and Blacks, and allows users to comment reallyr acist material (see yesterday's Asian Gangster post)

      2. The Chive promotes underage toddler beer pong.

      3. The chive is pedophilic in the sense that it posts pictures of underage girls and promotes users to find/stalk underage womyn and post their names. THIS HAS TO STOP

      4. The chive promotes genocide in Africa

      5. The chive promotes treating womyn as objects not people

      6. Did I mention the chive promotes racism?

      7. mac the intern is the most racist of them all

      8. Join the cause at chiveisracist@gm ail.com

      9. Follow me on Twitter to post rants against the chive

      10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin

      11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com/2012/03/20/daily-morning-awes

      12. Chive promotes the dumbing of America by posting college students illegally drinking underage and wasting their education. This is why America lags.

      13. ok the chive ENDORSES INSTITUTIONALIZED RACISM BY POSTING WHITE ONLY WOMYN AND GLORFIYING BLONDE HAIR AND BIG BOOBS. FURTHERMORE, THEY DO NOT CENSOR RACIST COMMENTS BY USERS, BUT IF YOU SAY WORDS LIKE MI$NORITY AND AFRIC#N THEY CENSOR IT, WHY?

      14. GIRLS USE YOUR BRAINS NOT YOUR BODY, YOUR ATTENTION SEEKING BEHAVIOR IS AN INSULT

      15. TO BE A STAFFER AT CHIVE, BE 40 YEARS OLD, STALK HIGH SCHOOLERS AND COLLEGE GIRLS AGAINST THEIR WILL, ASK USERS TO FIND OUT WHO THEY ARE

      • Scumbag mayerjacoby

        Oh hai mayer's sock puppets!

  • http://twitter.com/mayerjacoby @mayerjacoby

    horse face eeeeyoreeeee

    jana you are not that hot, you shouldnt be a model

    go back to school and quit cravin attention

    WOW ANOTHER WHITE GIRL

    SURPRISE

    TODAYS RACIST COMMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE CAPITAL FUCK YOU CHIVE
    https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1904711

    TODAYS USER SUBMITTED RACIST COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1897213

    CHIVE DOES NOT CENSOR IT!!!!

    RACIST USER COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1878963

    what chive users say/believe in https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1850428

    1. Chive promotes racist behaviors by making fun of Asians and Blacks, and allows users to comment reallyr acist material (see yesterday's Asian Gangster post)

    2. The Chive promotes underage toddler beer pong.

    3. The chive is pedophilic in the sense that it posts pictures of underage girls and promotes users to find/stalk underage womyn and post their names. THIS HAS TO STOP

    4. The chive promotes genocide in Africa

    5. The chive promotes treating womyn as objects not people

    6. Did I mention the chive promotes racism?

    7. mac the intern is the most racist of them all

    8. Join the cause at chiveisracist@gm ail.com

    9. Follow me on Twitter to post rants against the chive

    10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin

    11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com/2012/03/20/daily-morning-awes

    12. Chive promotes the dumbing of America by posting college students illegally drinking underage and wasting their education. This is why America lags.

    13. ok the chive ENDORSES INSTITUTIONALIZED RACISM BY POSTING WHITE ONLY WOMYN AND GLORFIYING BLONDE HAIR AND BIG BOOBS. FURTHERMORE, THEY DO NOT CENSOR RACIST COMMENTS BY USERS, BUT IF YOU SAY WORDS LIKE MI$NORITY AND AFRIC#N THEY CENSOR IT, WHY?

    14. GIRLS USE YOUR BRAINS NOT YOUR BODY, YOUR ATTENTION SEEKING BEHAVIOR IS AN INSULT

    15. TO BE A STAFFER AT CHIVE, BE 40 YEARS OLD, STALK HIGH SCHOOLERS AND COLLEGE GIRLS AGAINST THEIR WILL, ASK USERS TO FIND OUT WHO THEY ARE

  • http://twitter.com/mayerjacoby @mayerjacoby

    anyone sick of that fucking pathetic julie posting on the user comments fuck you bitch

    • Scumbag mayerjacoby

      "Bitch"? This is coming from someone who complains about The Chive objectifying women.

      Not much of a feminist are you mayer?

  • Jezdezpez

    She looks okay

  • http://twitter.com/edmerbrito @edmerbrito

    She's kind hot but I don't know if Chivette of the week hot. It seems like you guys just select anyone that you can get a bunch of pictures of as CoW.

  • http://twitter.com/mayerjacoby @mayerjacoby

    your friends are hotter slut

    • Scumbag mayerjacoby

      "Slut" is a derogatory term for women.

      This coming from a guy who spews forth feminist terminology.

      Hypocrite.

  • whoami

    She’s got a decent body but, she’s not really chivette of the week material

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