Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • Logan

    Needs more boobs.

    • Trav1121

      Agreed. He is getting better at adding them tho. Slow progress is still progress.

      • I Love Rooster

        Yeah the gazillion other posts and tit littered DAR is not enough. This site should just give in and become another CO-ED or Maxim.

        • Trav1121

          You don't like women and you obviously have no sense of humor so… why even visit the site? Such an angry cockfan…

          • thom

            I don't agree. I like it when they leave the TnA pics in the TnA posts. It makes it too hard to Chive at work if half of the pictures are titties, plus my wife won't ever give this site a chance if every other picture is of ass.
            I like the TnA posts, but leave them separate. Just myopinion.

            • cerebro

              well perhaps since ur wife wears the pants in the relationship,& you can't man up.You should go to the basement(when she's not home) & fap away…just saying

    • its_forge

      DMA is the boob-light post of the day. There are more boobs in the other posts.

  • Still_Counts

    #29 Well hello there ๐Ÿ˜€

    • Anon

      that camera/phone is awful. She is great though

      • amplidudes

        Camera? Phone? I just saw a glitter lump.

        • Jim

          What kind of poptart is that?

      • Chris

        Agreed. I knew of a few girls who glittered their phones like this. I'll put it lightly, they were crazy.

        • MylesofStyles

          Totally insane hot chicks will destroy you, but it's a fun ride.

          • guest

            Nope Nope Nope. You don't stick your dick in crazy. Do not listen to this guy.

            • Do0zer

              See I disagree. I've always said stick your dick in crazy just don't stick around to talk to crazy cause that's when the shit starts.

              • Daniel Tosh

                and make sure she doesn't know where you live.

            • Holy_Moley

              Agreed!!!! Unless you can assume a different identity and disappear without a trace!!!! Then game on =).

            • its_forge

              No no no, always take a ride on crazy if you can handle it – just don't let them in your house, don't give them your wallet or car keys, and don't try to have a long-term relationship with them. Crazy chicks and chicks dealing with issues have been the best fucks I've had in my life.

      • YUP

        I guess this is just me, but honestly, who gives a fuck about her phone? Haha She is fine as hell!

        • Yessirr

          Agreed. I'm not gonna marry the girl, I'm just looking at a picture of her on the internet. And now I would like to look at moar pictures of her on the internet. So.. chive… moar please.

      • http://twitter.com/danieljillm @danieljillm

        Been staring at that pic for 15 minutes…I still don't see a camera._

        • @danieljilmswife

          Dan you take me outta your profile this INSTANT – I'll be at my sisters!

    • Vic

      #29 wtf…. and not badd #13….

      • dedubs

        I would put up with a lot of crazy for a girl who looked like that

        • Dick Salad

          I married one… trust me I'd rather have the one on the right now…

          • dedubs

            well damn I said I would put up with a lot… not marriage though.

    • Mike
    • N/A

      PREGO Currently….. GOLD DIGGER!!!!!

      • stun

        Doesn't matter still fapped

    • RivaMonsta

      Wonder if she vajazzles?

    • Epic Fail

      What is that junk all over her phone

      • yummy

        holy fucking shit i will fap so hard to that

    • Cesar

      I think I know her, find her

    • iambigd42

      The next Chive centerfold! She might be the best 2012 has seen so far.

    • Cesar

      I think I know her, hi Jamie

    • Samh

      Find herrrrrr!

    • Holy_Moley

      MOAR!!!!

  • Robert

    #1 Only by the power of the dark side…

    • Trav1121

      Darth Vader… Cat on a leash… The force is weak here. Everything in this picture is perfectly wrong!

    • some bloke

      Come to the dark side – we have kitties!

    • OhSomeEvil

      Cats do not abide by the laws of nature, alright.
      you don't know shit about cats..

    • jamesfromoz

      you underestimate the power of the purrs.

  • MattKL

    #18 Come at me bro!

    • Jenny

      My money is on the cat.

      • about

        Very, very good line Jenny. Chive kudos to you.

  • http://twitter.com/jahrodnz @jahrodnz

    #30 Mum of the year?

    • Country Fan

      agreed!!!! ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Count von Ister

      More like "Worst MSPaint-job of the year"

      • http://twitter.com/MWJohnson1 @MWJohnson1

        2nd that.

    • DubStu

      Not when she can't spell "diabetes", no…

      • Brick

        Think phonetically, douchetard.

      • http://alwayscivil.blogspot.com BostonRugger

        Someone has never seen those commercials tisk tisk

        • des troyer

          someone has never been able to tell a bad shop job.. tisk tisk

    • manami

      the original photo (I saw it on the Berry once) said something like study kit. the "diabeetus kit" was photoshopped onto it ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

  • etcrr

    #9 This is hysterical, love it

    • stumeister

      Would be even funnier if they had different haircuts

      • r@f

        Know what? It is actually funnier with the same haircuts

    • urdad

      Fuck off etcrr or else…

      • smeyotch

        Or else what?

        • JHL1

          or else… or else what… exactly.

  • Logicyup

    #11 Until you get too high, balloons pop or deflate and fall to your death or just land in a swarm of zombies and become lunch. I'll stick with that house/missile bunker for sale.

    • aussie aussie aussie

      Succesive posts fron etcrr 128p and logicyup 126p… they have got to be the same douche…
      thumbs up for support chivers , c`mon.

      • Logicyup

        Didn't we go over this yesterday? Also, I'm way too lazy for all that shit. Hopefully you don't plan on being a human dingle-berry and sticking to my ass, but if ya do, make it interesting at least please. :)~

        • Dyslexia

          What about zombie birds???

    • CorwinNorway

      Let's buy 12 of those bunkers!! .. oo i get so many ideas about this things! ๐Ÿ˜›

  • Man.

    #29 Wth?! First picture of a hot under boob shot where I looked away before 5 min… Unless the shiny thing is on the boob…do not include it in the picture of boobs..

    • http://www.spachethespatula.com/ Rachael

      That is the world's most ridiculous cell phone cover.

    • Logicyup

      Someone went ape shit with their bedazzler on that phone.

      • Frank M

        There's a phone in that picture?

        • WillieWill

          Well played sir !!

    • The Truth

      You are all gay to focus on the phone cover when confronted with so beautiful a half-naked girl.

    • TheAutomaticMan

      It never ceases to amaze me how I can see thousands upon thousands of naked women in my life….. and every time I see a beautiful women, it stops me in my tracks, and I stare for a little while. I don't know if I'm greedy, or a pervert, or what….. but I like it.

      • this

        Called being a guy.

      • cerebro

        agree AM,those guys,that see anything but beauty,are just a bunch of burn-outs

    • Serendipity

      No one wants to know how long it took ya to get off bud..

  • Damien

    I lol'd #26

    • perryg

      He's a genius! Google him.

      • Trav1121

        WAS a genius. Now he is just grumpy about EVERYTHING!

        • mark

          that's because people (dc comic)are taking a dump on work imagine they made a new shity starwars oh wait nvm

      • tapsnapornap

        I thought he was a writer/wizard/mall santa/Rasputin impersonator?

        • its_forge

          He wrote the stories for Watchmen, V for Vendetta and From Hell, among about 1000 other pieces of stupefrickingly awesome things, and is among probably 10 or 12 guys who are responsible for comic books not fading into utter oblivion.

  • Ender84

    #25 – "when doves cry"
    Insert some fat kid joke about MJ and underoos

    • LucretiusCarus

      Except that's a Prince song. Nice try, though.

    • not you

      What do MJ and JC Penny's have in common?

      Little boys underwear half off!

  • John Kenny

    Holy shit it's Zombi-Cino and Franken-Walken! #14 ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

    • dashete

      Hoo..ooo..ooo-aaa…aaaaaahh…

    • http://www.facebook.com/stoutat Andy Stout

      Nicely done, sir.

    • YUP

      (Golf clap)

    • Escelante

      Zombi-cino and the Walken Dead, to be precise.

    • JHL1

      Fire Burn!

  • Mad_Hittman

    #16 Other jogger is ridiculously photogenic guy – runs after him the entire day

  • mid13

    #7 forever alone and #22 I don't even care.

    • http://twitter.com/jahrodnz @jahrodnz

      You don't care. Do you game? If yes, will you marry me? ๐Ÿ˜›

      • mid13

        no, I can program though, and drive any vehicle known to man =]

        • http://twitter.com/jahrodnz @jahrodnz

          Hot ๐Ÿ˜‰ KCCO

        • Undershooter30

          The real question is…. How are your sandwich making skills?

    • Trav1121

      Haha #6 'Hey, guys! Check it out!' I do that at work!

    • Lylah

      Dammit Carl, GET IN THE HOUSE!

  • LaurenGoMeow

    #13 wooo a test i will pass and not need to study for

    • sandi

      it's a typo. it is supposed to say virgin test.

      • its_forge

        Dun' care anything about any game controller test, if a woman looks like that she's only a virgin if she wants to be.

    • Dr_Zoidberrg

      my girlfriend took it, and called one a nintendo 360

      • Skermitt

        I'm making this for my girl, the true test begins!

    • LaurenGoMeow

      I'm not a virgin and I can pass this test.. nothing like a lil gaming with a cold beer

  • stumeister

    #29 Doesn't have to bath for a month and she is till welcome to sit on my face

    • Mike

      http://twitter.com/#!/rachelspence_/media/grid

      and this will probably make you want to eat her sh*t…

      • Biggus Diccus

        I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from

        • edslerson

          you people are gross

    • DJMiilz

      pew

    • Mikehoncho

      I'd drag my nuts through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

      • Deep South

        You made me laugh so hard LOL

  • http://whatmovieshouldiwatch.wordpress.com/ mhuard5

    Looks like we have a new chive ad campaign…and I already want to punch that Amir guy in the face. Give me more of #29 and all will be forgiven

  • dashete

    #2 That was quite a disturbing image until I realised: it's cool, it's just lite beer.

    • Logicyup

      Kids got the start of an interesting life, assuming when he grows up that he picks a better brand of beer.

      • Michael

        Ha that's me. I have 3 or 4 more pictures with that helmet on. I think it was a pattern for my parents to give me beer and start taking pictures.

        Also, I do not drink that miller lite shit.

    • MattKL

      'Merica

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #13 Find the hot redhead. Seriously! She needs to be Chivette Of The Week.

  • Jhull

    So how do I get a date with a chivette????

    • Anon

      1) Find a girl
      2) Tell her you will show her the most magnificent jaw dropping thing in the world
      3) Then show her the chive after that is done
      4)Date

    • Turbodude

      First you have to wear a chive t-shirt accessorized with a gray scarf. Create a website called theChive and finally change your name to John. The girls will start to show up at your office and take off their pants in no time.

      • Trav1121

        Are the girls worth becoming a hipster, tho? I mean, do you know what is required to be and maintain hipsterism?! Simpler way!
        1. Just wear a chive shirt to a very public place like Disneyland or Walmart. They will find YOU!
        2. Don't be extremely fugly or overly weird.
        3. Compliment their shoes/hair.
        4. Have sexy times.

    • Logicyup

      Money is always a great start.

      • CoLNo1

        Being an actor helps too! (even if only a little bit)

    • itstrue

      Just go to any dark street corner ,you`ll find all the chivettes who post here working there.

  • stumeister

    #21 faith level 1000

  • ya kent

    #15 Cyril!!!!!!!!!

    • reg

      Delicious…

      • ya kent

        i love that you got in there reg, what a champ
        love the aussie chivers

    • Drwar41

      Betts' was better

    • etcrrGet-a-life

      shouldve beaten Geelong. that game done my head in.

  • scotology

    #29 When scrolling turns from laughing to jaw dropping

    • WTF

      listen ill bet u a 10 buck dollar bill that she doesnt even know this place exists (thechive) so save your comments dik face

      • YUP

        Awww someone needs a hug.

        • bumlooker

          hug? she needs toolin thats megan fox that is

          • its_forge

            Megan Fox wishes she looked this sexy.

  • stumeister

    #3 So then I told her, I'll be home in 5 minutes

  • therealguy

    #29 those aren't real… gem stones on her phone

    • sureman123

      is there a phone in the pic?

      • Dr. Evil

        If the first thing you noticed were the gem stones, I think it's totally cool that you're gay.

  • Ettienne

    He see's him Walken, he's hatin'

    • Ettienne

      #14 He see's him Walken, he's hatin'

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