Friday Dopamine Dump (45 photos)

  • Needlegun13

    #16 MOAR please. ASAP!!

    • YourMom

      This is the tranny from the Miss Universe pageant who was dq.

      • Needlegun13


        • Dee-Rod

          • Needlegun13

            Well played. I'll take that.

      • rockstar_323

        Whoa, transvestite, back off!!! Wait a minute… pre-op or post-op?

    • johnny

      probably a dude

      • Needlegun13

        NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!Chive?? Y U deceive me again???

    • Pedro

      suspicious amount of makeup… plus with the (ar)Chive's reputation lately, I just can't be to sure…

      • Needlegun13

        I wish I’d never said anything.

    • kc1

      16 Ciara Price miss November playboy

      • Bhodi

        Thank you kind sir

    • Gary

      The disqualified tranny had a nose thinner than Kate Moss. This woman's nose seems to be more natural. My vote goes to Ciara.

      • Needlegun13

        Thank God. I was beginning to worry…

    • Sebastian

      Just keep your eyes closed and your mind open.

      • Needlegun13

        But….then the bewbs are gone!!!

    • longshot421

      Yes!!! Moar! Pronto!

    • negative nancy

      169 people don't give a shit.

      • TruthRuth

        You look like an old hag in a trailer park with a stinky twat judging by your profile pic.

        Maybe you should call yourself "Nasty Nancy" or "Tanya Trailer"

        • negative nancy

          You can smell my twat from my profile pic? Fuck, I need to clean that shit.
          Thanks for the heads up.

    • KesselySnipes

      Unlike that fake photoshop of the girls at the Bruins game, thisgirl actually blew Tyler Seguin!

      • Habsy

        Yep, just another reason to hate Boston.

    • TheCount-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah

      You mean… "MOAR please. For A FAP"?

      Just clarifying why you want more

  • Deep Thoughts Jack H

    Why hello there ladies #36 Sorry its close to lunchtime.

    • PokemonTrainer26

      Now im hungry !!! …

    • captain11

      Nice rack!

      • delicious ribs

        why do you always treat me like a piece of meat?

    • ralph

      Looks like centipede.

    • Ouch

      I'm just wondering what sort of moron puts ribs on the grill?

      • Mr Schneebly

        ribs are awesome on the grill

  • Jason

    First bitches!!!!!

    • Ray


    • DaUndeadDodo

      Why. Must. Someone. Always. Do. This?

      We can see that you are "first" (or far from it). We saw the pictures. We (or at least most of us, [you are not among us]) can count. Since we have eyes, and we can count, we can therefore determine if you are first or not by ourselves.

      And you are not. Good day.

    • Underbaker
    • Tom

      It's never been funny!

    • TacoChops

      It always makes me laugh when the "first delta bravo" isn't first

    • MonkeyMadness

      I notice that the trolls who post "First" are never registered because they're chicken-shits. Just enjoy being a douche with your tiny vagina.

      • Hault117

        I sometimes notice that registered people like you are douches to unregistered people.

        Although I still agree that 'Jason' is a loser

        • MonkeyMadness

          Being registered is not an elite club, it's free. And I don't mind calling someone out when they're being a troll. Registered or unregistered.

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #5 Shut up and take my money!

    • Jb Van Camp

      Seriously where can I get this??

    • Cassidy

      Exactly my thoughts. Where in the hell do I find these!?

    • krypto092108

      I gotsta get me some of those in #5

  • theNOOGE

    #7 Mitch Hedberg!!!!!

    • Leeroy

      "I did not know that ducks ate for free at subway."

    • Lacy Spencer

      Don't bother ringing it up, it's for a duck!

      • 579

        and they all want sun chips

    • Steven D'Agostino

      i had the same thought!! Ducks eat subway for free!

      • TFred

        Made my day, I just showed Mitch to some sheltered friends yesterday… PRICELESS

    • aksands

      Wish he was alive to witness this! RIP Mitch!

    • The other white meat

      Effing spectacular! Had me actually lol'ing. Go Mitch!

    • Dante

      Ha! That's excellent, that's the first thing I thought of when I saw the photo, too. RIP Mitch.

  • snooze

    #21 There's strong and there's ARMY STRONG

    • jred

      and then there's RETARD STRONG!

    • ligament

      Army = Aren't Really Marines Yet.

      • Roger this, a-hole!

        AHHH! Beat me to it. Well, yut anyhow.

      • Boobs4theWIN

        Really!? Breaking out the Pre-basic mentality…… Let me entertain your dumb ass with a "come back" …. Marine- men are required intelligence NOT essential…. Aw snap…

  • Benjamin

    # 25
    Best 30 Seconds of My Life…

    • Anon


  • drbman

    #16 someone must know who she is!! WOW

    • jun

      Ciara Price. yes, you're welcome.

    • haha

      No, that's the tranny from the Miss Universe pageant who was disqualified.

      • jred

        Doesn't matter…had sex…wait, What???

        • @GamerKitty84

          shes your generic blonde with a ton of makeup on…such a rare find these days

          Now #26 on the other hand….

          • random task

            I would drag my dick across 100 yards of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.

            • Fkn Nick, Duh

              This should NOT be -4. I laughed insanely hard when I read this.

          • gagging

            Well played, Kitty.

  • Mark

    #12 #36

    These made me so goddamn hungry.

    • Joe

      Mother of God!

  • @BuckeyeEmpire

    #45 because bewbs Friday

    • I call BS

      NO wait what? fingers over the lense?

      • @BuckeyeEmpire

        Yah, which explaines the finger in the top right corner of the picture… I call your BS

        • ScientificBoink

          to be fair, it took me a long while to notice there was a finger in the pic…but then, probably for other reasons than BS's

          • @BuckeyeEmpire

            Definitely didnt notice it till that guy said something, obvious reasons

    • flight_crash

      that awkward moment when you think you see your receptionist on the chive but the realize it is not…

      • Rick_

        …. after you double check by looking down her shirt….

    • Boobs4theWIN

      She's a must find.

    • Chivette Lover

      Let's just agree – we need her to take more pics, show her face and give us more…artistic material…for our…solo viewing pleasure?

  • UtahChiver

    #1 Jesus taking a picture of his dog. "No Spot, you can't follow me!"

    • syber snail

      spot? whatever, He'd name His dog Judas…

    • Liz Baxter

      What part of Utah are you from? I lived in St. George for about 7 years

      • Deep South

        He's from that part where people marry three of their first cousins and shit.

    • The Mad Zak

      I knew someone would beat me to it! Good post!

  • echogeo

    #16 #26
    Why, hello there!
    Twenty-six has been featured several times in the last week. Perhaps Chive can be of due diligence and find this lovely.

    • kc1

      16 Ciara Price miss November playboy

    • noobsuck

      try several times in the last 2 years…

    • Hound_Dog

      #26 is Aníta Marín Óskarsdóttir. She works for Eskimo Modeling Agency in Reykjavik, Iceland. Another pic of her is here:

  • I_am_golf_c0m

    #35 Family Reunion???

    • LanceFabulous

      OH The Huge Manatee

    • #387

      How many sea cows do you count?

    • Emzilla

      You guys are jerks. :\

      • ERROL


      • Deep South

        I would lick you Emzilla oh I would, like there's no tomorrow.

        • Emzilla

          Wow. You are SUCH a chiver. You really know how to make a girl feel special. Oh, wait. I'm lying. You're a fucking dick, dude. Being a chiver is NOT about making the girls who frequent this site uncomfortable. People like you are going to ruin this for everyone. Was I supposed to take that shit as a compliment, or were you deliberately trying to make me feel dirty, and violated?

          • Deep South

            I'm sorry, that was way out of line. Didn't mean to make you feel like that even though It was all in bad taste. Please accept my apologies. I'll just send you a hug instead and my best wishes. KCCO.

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #40 nothing like sitting down for a nice meal, wondering if a fucking lion is about to come out of nowhere and jump your ass.

  • Chicago Sean

    #16. Wow. Just Wow.
    #35 I bet one of them is named Rosie and I don't think she's the one in the swimsuit.

    • Hamsamich

      my thoughts exactly towards her

    • Jesse

      I ACTUALLY adopted a manatee named Rosie once….so you're probably right. lol

  • st33

    Eyes. Boobs. Boobs.
    #26 #16 #45

  • Average Johnnie

    #26 MOAR Iceland please!!!!!!!

  • echogeo

    Lucky the fin didn't slice his neck open.

    • Sarcasmer

      Yeah those razor tailed fish are scary…

      • Dr_StrangePants

        Son, you've never gone fishin' and cut your finger on the scales?

    • Hault117

      No. That's because he isn't a complete idiot

  • The Dude

    #20 – is this for reals?

    Also #23 is where I wanna live… And I'll take #26 with

    • phil

      #20 Obama is so arrogant he probably would do that.

    • BigRedMach


      • thereugo

        You all misspelled 'such a douche'.

    • Nick

      If his teleprompter tells him to, then yes.

      • Riley Freeman

        Thumbs downed everyone for irrelevant comments. Not a single helpful answer. Thumbs down myself for adding to this uselessness.

  • THEClesusChrist

    #16 who is that? MOAR!

  • ExcuseMe

    Cop all the way to the left. Look at his face, it's pure joy! You just know he's thinking "THIS IS THE FUCKING BEST DAY EVER!"

    • Unfkngblvbl

      I can't see his expression AT ALL.

    • Mr. H

      viva le mexico

      • testudo321

        viva el santo!

    • Libre


  • hark1985

    #45 we have matching covers. We have a few things in common

    • Martin_McFly

      You have amazing boobs?!

    • Unfkngblvbl

      are you a dude with that color cover?

      • hark1985

        Company phone

    • Mr. H

      Now kiss *presses boobs against each other*

  • echogeo

    I wouldn't want to be found.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      During those intimate moments, Waldo would always be there….Watching you -_-

      • Jesus

        Doesn't matter because my attention sure wouldn't be on Waldo.

    • Charlie_Cheen

      I would check nearby caves just in case this is an impostor Waldo.

  • konaehukai

    Happy Friday Chivers! Where were number 5 found. I need those.

    Anyhow, I got a large black Chive shirt that I've worn only a couple of times. Love the shirt, but I love the KCCO shirt even more. Rather than sell it on ebay like a douche, I thought I'd give it to a Chiver free. It's in great shape. Just @ me on twitter at Sorenutz. First KCCO gets the shirt.

    • cereal

      tits or gtfo!

    • Bhodi

      Sounds like a trap.

      • konaehukai

        Nah, not a trap. Just a Chiver trying to give back a little. Someone already got it. I'm sure that he'll enjoy it.

        • Bhodi

          I was just messing, very cool of you. KCCO brother!

    • Mikey Wins

      Not sure if sweet chive karma, or evil internet trap. Either way KCCO

    • NebraskaGuy

      Way to spread the KCCO – right on, man!

  • ukulelemike

    #27 'So then I says, "I'm you do it my way, unemployment won't rise past 8%!"

    • JOHN

      They are both assholes. +1 anyway

    • thom

      And then I said Those oceans will stop rising! And those dopes lapped it up!

    • smaulz

      Chive, less SCoaMF please. kthx

    • todd009

      And then he said, "Yes we can……. run this country into the ground."

      • Blake

        Gig em ags!

        • todd009


      • it's true

        i find it funny how Americans blame Obama for the hole the country is in. Its stemmed YEARS before him. he just took over the mess that others left him.

        stay out of war, save the $$ and your economy will strengthen. instead the US sticks it's nose in everyone else's business and it cost your country a fortune to do so.

        • BiggerDickDiplomacy


        • JOHN

          You're right, we've been headed in the wrong direction since FDR, gained speed with LBJ, and Carter but we've hit an interesting turn. Flip an exponential growth curve over the x-axis and the point at which the graph takes a sharp downturn is where El Presidente took office. (Though GW was a jackass as well.) You can see what I mean if you look up a survival probability vs. age graph. You are right about international affairs however. George Washington warned that involvement in overseas affairs, and partisanship were the 2 largest threats to national stability. Nevertheless you are not a US citizen, and therefore it is highly likely that you do not have our interests in mind. Good for you, self-interest creates motivation. But, as far as your opinion about my country goes, I stick to the beliefs of my ancestors (the same ancestors that moved from Europe nearly 4 centuries ago) and will kindly tell you to fuck off.

          • it's true

            truth hurts doesn't it?

          • its_forge

            "involvement in overseas affairs, and partisanship were the 2 largest threats" says the partisan guy who votes for people who like us to invade and occupy other countries

        • Nick

          and by "others left him" you mean "he voted for as a Senator"

    • dave

      And the guy before me says "I'm telling you, there are WMDs in Iraq."

      And the before him says "I don't think this one guy will be much a problem."

      And the guy before him says "What trouble could bombing them cause? It's our oil."

      And the guy before him says "Let's see what happens when we give them weapons."

      And the guy before him says "Aw, look at these cute little guys out in the desert!"

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