A few signs that will make you scratch your head (30 Photos)

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  • LaurenGoMeow

    #16 dog sauces eh… That's a new one..

    • Stevefrombluesclues

      in the event your dog's legs are triangles you should seek medical attention as soon as possible

    • http://www.goodbyerocketship.deviantart.com JimiConCarne

      … It may of well have just said: "No bum gravy"

      • JHL1

        *as

        • http://www.goodbyerocketship.deviantart.com JimiConCarne

          *ass

    • LucretiusCarus

      I don't know–makes some sort of twisted sense to me. That soft-serve poo the dogs dish up sometimes looks like a sauce. Crazy asians.

  • RandomTask09

    #20: Baby-makers

    • DaddyD

      What's wrong with this? When I send my wife to the store and say, "don't forget food for you baby," she always remembers a six-pack or three.

  • Stevefrombluesclues

    #1 "If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident."

    • Web2992

      Lost a cousin in the tae kwon do diesel incident of '98… I shit you not.

      • alan

        Did you find him?

    • tv_paul

      A eugoogalizor, one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was?

    • Mark

      The exact same thing that came to my mind when I saw it.

    • thedude325

      Rufus, Brent, and Minkus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother I don't mean like an actual brother, but like the way black people use it, which is more meaningful I think.

  • Chunk Pants

    #12 good deal

    • Skermitt

      Logic makes sense.

      • NotJHL1

        The needs of the 2 equals the needs of the one.

  • Steve

    #13 but if keanue reeves and tom cruise and bruce willis can do it why can't I?

    • dashete

      Because in the movie of life, you're probably Dennis Hopper.

    • trooper

      because you're a douche

  • Soviet Plague

    #24: So I'll end up paying 5 times more… Capitalism fail.

    • Logicyup

      Just be sure not to bitch about there not being any jobs in America if you're unwilling to pay that extra 50 cents. Buy things made in America, create jobs in America, pretty simple. Great rule, applies everywhere, well cept Antarctica, think they only produce penguin shit.

      • Brutal Deluxe

        Yeah, penguin meat is too greasy to make burritos with it, so it's not a major export.

        • Rhode-dog

          Hmmm, does it taste like fish or chicken????

          • NotJHL1

            I always get my penguin shit from Antarctica. It's the best.

      • Turtlehead45

        Looks like you guys need to take a basic Business course. Soviet is right.
        Ex: US worker earns $10/hr, Chinese worker earns $2/hr. That savings is passed on to the consumer and used to reinvest in the company.

        • tenacious89c

          There won't be any consumers if every company hires the Chinese worker at $2/hr, and not the US worker at $10 an hour. Money that gets "reinvested" into the company doesn't necessarily mean that any american jobs are created. In fact in many cases, the company just takes extra profit. Apparently that business course you took didn't teach any common sense.

          • Turtlehead45

            One of the main points of Capitalism is that, yes the company takes the extra profit. So, the person who made those socks just lost out on extra profit bec. he hired Americans. He/She has less money to reinvest.
            Bottom line, Capitalism is about spending as little money as possible to maximize profit.

    • brett

      You would rather buy cheap Chinese socks that last for a week for 50 cents less rather than quality socks that don't fall down when you wear them?

      • Turtlehead45

        Chinese socks are made by an American company to the standards that this American company sets/demands from the Chinese factory.
        You should take a basic Business course and learn what Capitalism is all about.
        Ps: Capitalism = US.

        • Mx511

          You need to retake a economics class yes that is part of business but if we have no jobs in the U.S. how do we buy the socks or anything for that matter. American jobs pay American citizens to help the economie. And don't tell me to take a business class I am in the middle of getting a business deggree

          • Turtlehead45

            What does the US stand for? Capitalism… and God bless it. American companies exist to make profit. Would you rather pay $10 (made in China) or $50 (made in the US) for the exact same T-shirt?
            10 years ago, Wal-Mart and other companies had signs like the one above, but they got rid of them bec. American made goods cost too much. We (the consumer) want cheaper goods and Wal-Mart is one of The most profitable companies in the world.

          • Tony Yu

            You shoul show this discussion tread to your professor and ask his opinion.

          • If you said so...

            Taking an economics class this very moment, I can tell you how foolish people sound to real economists saying things like "china is stealing our jobs!" Outsourcing (trading) of goods (what, you don't think we export shit to china?) increases the overall economic health of both parties doing the trading (is mutually beneficial), otherwise they wouldn't be doing the trading! Anything reducing or restricting what someone would otherwise want to do (trade wise) can ONLY hurt traders (overall).

            Taking this class has really opened my eyes to a lot of misunderstandings that run RAMPANT throughout the citizens and even the higher up political decisions that we hope are based in something other than gut feelings. Economics is a science with answers to questions we pose, you just have to listen.

  • Hendo

    #20 – Now I know what to get Snooki for the baby shower.

    • aussie aussie aussie

      still waitin for my invite , but i am gonna give her a fuckin massive punch in her stupid face for a present..

  • Stevefrombluesclues

    #5 mmm onions on the cob

  • Oregon_country

    #18 True Story.

    • May

      Gotta love Boring, Oregon 🙂

      • Oregon_country

        Yea quiet an exciting place.

        • thom

          That applies to every city in Oregon.

          • oregon_country

            Untrue. Just mostly southern oregon. This is gods country, there's plenty to do.

  • DhamaBum

    #14 is in the hostel La Brisa Loca in Santa Marta, Columbia! I was lucky enough to see it first hand, great little hostel, even better country!

    • Mcchocolate

      Next stop Columbia

      • Chicago Sean

        Prostitutes will be paid for by U.S. Secret Service.

    • saladfingers1

      Columbia? Perhaps you mean Colombia?

      • LucretiusCarus

        Weak…way to vote the guy down because he can spell and you asshats can't.

        • http://twitter.com/JohnMcFadin @JohnMcFadin

          You're right. One letter spelled wrong changed the appearance of that word so much I no longer knew what it meant. Columbia? Is that a new energy drink?

  • Trav1121

    #12 That is how Walmart offers 'deals' too.

  • Jimmy_Recard

    #8 Don't mind if I do.

    • Chicago Sean

      Not if her name is Khloe, Kourtney, or Kim.

      • guest

        or if she hangs out at the chive offices..

    • Optimus_prime

      that place has bangin food

  • UncleSam91101

    Am I missing something here? #15

    • Meg

      Why would they post that? It's Country Park LANE and Country Park DRIVE// Working for a City you see this all the time and while it sucks it's not funny or bizzare it happens all the time

      • Brutal Deluxe

        There's another case by my house, confuses the bejesus out of people getting directions for the first time.

      • Mark

        And the sign doesn't even look real for some reason. Like someone poorly 'Shopped the letters on there. That or just a very poorly printed sign.

      • NotJHL1

        ok, I'll do it…
        Shut up Meg.

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Head to Atlanta. you will have many opportunities to stand on the corner of Peachtree & Peachtree.

    • Skermitt

      Yeah I see this shit everywhere in CO… Very hard to find your way sometimes.

  • Arlette Banks

    <img src="http://www.fitnessfoodlist.com/news/dailynews/fun.jpg">whereas other soft drink manufacturers feel the need to include their brand name.<img src="http://www.fitnessfoodlist.com/news/dailynews/funl.jpg"&gt;

  • MattKL

    #25 I heard that place stinks.

    • dirt garage

      Parking in the rear!

    • cDubya242

      Yeah, and the food tastes like, well, you know…

  • Seldi84

    #14 I'm guessing Mike no longer has a penis

    • Jammy

      or he now has a vagina.

  • Web2992

    #22

    for 20 bucks I'll call the guy a chicken fucker

  • nivek2798

    #29 soooo… Just go that way? I'm there

  • crazydog

    #10 they had the funk….

  • BuckersAZ

    #14 That sounds like a party waiting to happen! Where do I sign up?

  • RivaMonsta

    #29 Seems legit!

  • tapsnapornap

    #19 Nassau, Bahamas

    • Michelle

      Ive seen that sign! 🙂

  • noegod

    #10 where were you the day the funk died?

    • Brutal Deluxe

      Lil Wayne started playing on the radio and that was it, Funk had four simultaneous heart attacks.

  • tralfaz

    #22

    …..and it begins.

  • http://www.kneedeepinabottle.com Navin R. Johnson

    #28 Pittsburgh post gazette?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1483265333 Carter Andrews

      Nope! Arkansas democrat gazette, I remember seeing it

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