Daily Afternoon Randomness (51 Photos)

  • Ya Boy Dan

    #16 = all kinds of awesome

    • 16inchzipper

      #50 Easily say the same about phoning it in!

    • Vic

      #16 is the winner..

    • about

      #15, #16. It's too close to call.

      Let the winner be determined by whoever brings her A-game next time.

      Or Jello wrestling.

      • about

        Oops. Meant #50 and #16.

        I love the combos that come up when you use the wrong numbers.

        To be fair, they could use the Bounty after Jello wrestling, so it's not a total lose.

        • press

          Nice recovery, and the winner takes on #5 in a playoff.

          • NYChiver

            Who is #5? (Apologies to the Internet if she's famous)

        • grammarfirst

          "loss", not "lose."

          • about

            Your write. I am such a maroon sometimes.

            • grandmafirst

              "I'm", not "I am."

              • jjj

                You caught "I am" which, technically, is okay. Then you don't acknowledge it should be "You're not your". What kind of grammar nazi are you?

    • Vic

      I could do #7 also.

    • wrg

      She'd look worse than six shades of shit smeared on wet cardboard if it wasnt photoshopped

  • Julie

    #17 sounds like my dad…. what a badass

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Shit! I knew I shoulda talked to girls instead of covering myself in glitter and getting arrested!

      • Julie

        Sometimes, being a vampire isnt all that life is about.

        • Martin_McFly

          You're Right. Cause you can't get a hard-on without a steadily elevated blood flow!

    • CoLNo1

      Damnit… I was going to try that

  • Woodrowrules

    #7 Please God MOAR
    #46 I never wanted to be a dog so much in my life

    • Trav1121

      Wow… Rays fan is way hotter than I ever imagined! That is a beautiful woman, right there. Much moar!

    • Dr Fap

      She is super hot.. look at her, everything…wow.

    • ummagumma12

      #7 needs to have her own shoot. Fly her out, Chive. Make this happen.

      • zgl

        agreed! rays fan girl is way hotter than i thought, mmmmMOAR!!!

    • jer

      rays fans have never gotten a world series… or have they not asked for that?

    • nomnomnom_LG

      I agree that everything on her is gorgeous. However, WOW … She has one of the most captivating faces i have seen in a while. I mean it's so beautiful that I would actually look at her and listen when she is speaking.

      Roxk on Chivette … ROCK ON!

    • http://twitter.com/TAndrewarhol @TAndrewarhol

      If I said I was a Rays fan would you let me buy you all of the bacon?

    • qwerty

      #46 my wiener's always doing the same thing…

      • Always Last

        Since I'm local to Tampa and a season ticket holder, would theChive like me to take the pictures of Rays' Fan and send them in? I could accommodate such a request.

  • ProductOf85

    DAR is early!!!! One glorious positive from an otherwise shitty Monday

    • Dirty_Dingus

      Sweet! Early DAR and my Russian Bride arrived today #44

      • JHL1

        I thought #44 was a Darwin Award Beginners Kit.

  • Wet_tosti

    #25 She keeps getting hotter and hotter!

    • 650

      Did you see that tramp stamp on her back though? Fail.

      • Jay

        It's fake – perfection intact.

      • 650

        Jesus, you make one quasi-negative comment about Emma Watson and the Nerd Army goes ballistic

    • Sid

      Hotness and legal!!! Win win here!

    • Shawzy

      You can kill me after, but who the hell is she??

      • UncleSam91101

        Harry Potter girl

        • LoneOsprey

          Emma Watson

    • Adam

      I would hope this is on set, otherwise she looks kinda trampy. Hot, but trampy. I want to imagine she's better than this at 22.

      • vandinz

        It is on set.

      • Emma Watson

        I don't like you Adam.

        • Adam's BF

          screw you Emma

    • Joe


  • @BuckeyeEmpire

    #20 Bacon makes everything better, and apparently so do thigh highs

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      She needs to knit some socks out of bacon…….

    • ConcernedChiver

      Dear @BuckeyEmpire: You have much to sweet an arse and thighs to consume that quantity of bacon. I need to execute a sleep over with you to observe your morning dining habits. How is this Friday night?

    • HatBomb

      Yowzers, bacon does a body good!

    • moar boar

      and hot abs

    • Frank

      Correction! Credit needs to go Epic Meal Time for that Bacon Weave, It's patented. May the Boss Sauce have mercy on you. Bacon strips!

      • Shabooms

        Gonna need to build me a pancake fort to keep all the haters out! Harley and I are homies so it cool…trust me

      • aussie aussie aussie

        sauce boss……
        everyone should subscribe to epic mealtime on youtube , it`s freakin awesome

    • Mel

      This would be cool except for the fact that that skinny ho prolly had one bite of that bacon and was full.

      • Shabooms

        False. Hater

    • Ducking4Cover

      Number 20 Rocks the Socks! You're doing it right!

  • arTee

    #45 Chewbacca, the early days


      The awkward pre-teen years

    • tempest

      He was a little slow…

  • KWB

    #21 Get better! KCCO

    • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

      Looks more like the face of agony than a smile….

    • MattKL

      Looks like the pain meds are starting to kick in.

    • ROK247

      she looks a little….run down?!

      • Ouch!


  • James

    I like her socks too #20

    • whyme1973

      Bacon…thigh high socks… FLBP…I think I'm in love.

    • Marios145

      sure….socks ^_^

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=503045573 Mike Herechuk

    #7 #16 find them both!!!

    • winfields

      Pretty sure #7 listed her Twitter handle right on the picture, not too difficult to find.

    • HatBomb

      And #16 s twitter is posted directly below the picture. Can't get much more found then that.

  • Chiefhenry27


    Damn. Foiled by bubbles!

    • mooseknuckle907

      looks like Marissa Miller

  • Turbodude

    I hope she doesn't turn Lyndsey Lohan on us…..

    • ta-daaa

      She could at least go Kim K and put out a sex tape

    • F3n1x187

      I'd run an intervention rally before that happens

    • its_forge

      In order to catch up to Lohan by this age she'd have to, within the next several days, consume a pile of drugs and alcohol the size of a large sport-utility vehicle. I don't think that's going to happen.

    • alohafriday

      Why not? Lindsey shows nudity!

  • murphey pendleton

    #45 i want a sloth so bad

    • Dantegeek34

      Iknowrite!? They don't really do anything anyway…just hang it on the wall when you leave, and take it down again when you get home!

    • thatguy

      how bad?

  • 80's Baby

    #4 Need>Want

    • thom

      Awesome parents are awesome!

    • CjNut

      Why is there a drawing of a penis on his floor

  • Lowrent75

    #12. Amen.

    • This Is Me

      And please note the placement of the apostrophe. Never take the word of a Redmond, Washington spell-check over actual usage. Y'all is a conjunction of "you" and "all"; I have no idea WTF "ya'll" is supposed to be.

      • Bluto

        Pursuant to the established canons of the use of contractions, "ya'll" = "you all will."

        • Tennessee

          I swear to you, if you asked me to say "you all will" as a southerner, I'd say "Y'all'll". How you really spell that, I don't know?

  • pimpninjaa

    #20 bacon, it does a body good

  • Nick

    #51 awesome smile

    • tralfaz

      …because someones in the tub with her. I hope its a girl, I hope its a girl.

  • South Carolina

    #12 it's ya'll

    • Macro


    • North Carolina

      No it isn't.

    • This Is Me

      No it isn't. Never take the word of a Redmond, Washington spell-check over actual usage. Y'all is a conjunction of "you" and "all"; I have no idea WTF "ya'll" is supposed to be.

      • dirtyMic

        It's spelled both ways. Proper northern southerners use y'all (you + all). True southerners use ya'll (ya + all) which is why it blends together the way it does … moron

    • Tennessee

      No, it's not.

    • http://twitter.com/ayoitsdk @ayoitsdk

      It's Y'all. Hence, "Y(ou) all." The "ou" is replaced with an apostrophe.

    • akabobo

      No one gets that right.

    • Shawn

      I've only ever seen it as "ya'll" but then again, I don't see it spelled very often.

    • JHL1

      You'll have to forgive South Carolina. They eat with a 'fark'. They 'worsh' their clothes. And they draw water from a 'wull'. They are vowel-impaired down there.

  • Mother Pus Bucket

    #12 – I'm fixin' to fix some sweet tea!

  • aciekay

    #13 NEVER. #17 i want to high-five this father. or bang him if he's hot. you know.

    • 80's Baby

      yeah… never got into the one person on the toilet while someone is in the bathroom either…

    • meh

      I'd say that's permissible as long as there's no pooping involved.

    • HotashNerd

      I love hot dad's

      • Hugh

        Hot dad's… sense of humour? Style? Correct use of an apostrophe?

        Oh I get it, you're punctuationally challenged.

    • https://www.facebook.com/chaoticbeauty6 Tatiana Campuzano

      u kick ass dear miss! haha

  • Snoop-a-loop

    #20 Perfect Woman?

    • wjaram

      1. Cooks bacon weave
      2. Amazing body
      3. No face

      Yeah.. Perfect woman

    • moar boar


    • Oregon_country

      Bacon does the body good.

  • negative nancy

    #18 fuck, that's what I did wrong.

  • Derk3103

    #40 four of them can have a beer.

    • 80's Baby

      Sounds like that annoying guy in the group that refuses to keep the less pretty girl occupied and "take one for the team"..

      • Jes7r

        I think he is trying to say that he's an Oilers fan

        • 80's Baby

          ooOOoooo…. *tip toes backwards out of the room slowly with open palms chest-high*

          • Derk3103

            Have always taken one for the team when required though (for the record)

    • Trav1121

      Hell yeah! I see what you did there. Oilers girls! Good call, dude!

      • Derk3103

        Oilers all the way in 13? haha, wishful thinking I know

    • http://twitter.com/Manningn @Manningn

      Edmonton proving once again to be awesome. Go Oilers go.

    • Kodos

      .. since at least six of them aren't enjoying the post-season

    • simon

      the beer is the last thing i am looking at in this picture

    • Timbo


    • EmAychCay

      Kings!!!!! Or GTFO!

    • smokin

      Go Jets, wish yall were still in ATL

      • thatguy

        ^^^ it's "Y'all"

        • mtpuckhead

          Actually it would be "All Y'all"

    • drwar41

      so your saying the oilers girls are your 'first overall pick'
      (lame sport joke alert)

    • Rigpigssuckass

      Oilers suck. 10 year rebuild. What a joke.
      On a side note… Hello jets girl!

    • blindintensity

      Ugh. Redwings? Autofail.

  • Anon

    #20 Love It!

  • MassChiver

    #7 – Next to Country Girl, the best Chivette yet!

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