Daily Afternoon Randomness (51 Photos)

  • dominantone

    #20 yup thats the one I want for christmas.

  • danno29388

    #20 You are a GODDESS! Not to mention handy with food too. CHIVE ON, you are doing it RIGHT!

  • morebeer

    #10 "Winter is coming"

    • danno29388

      Bwaaaahahahahahahahaha…good one!

  • MattKL

    #20 Dear diary: Jackpot!

  • Nucks

    #40 where is that

    • Zooropa

      Cook County in Edmonton at the 2012 Minerva Foundation Liver League Hockey Draft

  • EMP

    #25 Emma Watson just cast a spell in my pants

    • yup

      on the set of "Hairy Potter 9"

  • ...

    #1 sausage fest

    • thatguy

      more like gangbang

  • 650

    #10 That Twilight bitch finally made his way to the kitchen

  • winfields

    #17 – awesome advice… Twilight sucks haha

  • SalmonPack

    #42 Take the kids out of the frame and she just looks like she’s dancing to dubstep.

    • Meowmix

      "rough day"? More like, don't be that asshole that puts his or her children on leashes like animals

  • organix85

    #32 Moar!

    • SlapChop

      God yes….lots more…like as much as is in the wagon she's draggin

    • PapaB

      dude, that's a guy. A guy with many issues and plastic. Smeegal's cousin.

    • John

      Same girl back from st paddys day pics… There's been a couple I think..

    • Raul

      Seems like she has the ONLY ass, MOAR!!!!!

  • Craigery

    #1 What am I supposed to be looking at?

  • http://www.facebook.com/iamboredatwork MasterDrank

    I have tried for months to first the DAR. Why would you deny me my dream. Of thousands of chivers. i. was. first. its my god given right!

    • @BuckeyeEmpire

      now really wanting to know what this said

      • John

        It said 'First' and deleting it was my knee jerk reaction. I just couldn't help myself.

        • login

          He is a cruel and unjust administrator!

        • http://www.facebook.com/iamboredatwork MasterDrank


        • @BuckeyeEmpire

          hahaha thank you, ehhhh hemm… The Derby is on Cinco De Mayo

        • Julie

          Hopefully if we keep getting in the habit of deleting 'first' comments rather than downthumbing them, they'll stop… downthumbing is still attention, albeit negative

          • Martin_McFly

            you said "albeit".. hehehe

        • Julie

          btw i'm gonna be "that bitch" and point out that you obviously hate everyone because there was no sexy chivers on friday.. .three days straight of drinking is no excuse.

          • Trav1121

            This! ^^ Julie for Chive employee Supervisor! I want the SC issue nipped in the bud! I have faith in you! Get em, J!

        • John

          can you start doing that to every "first" post on every album?

        • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

          people that say 'first' are your core demographic and your target market…just saying.

          • John

            actually, when these same people get such a disparity in down votes, it counters your argument quite convincingly… just saying.

            • M.C.

              thumbs down, because your one of those fags who ends their sentence with "just saying"

              • Indiana Chive Fan

                roflol — YOU just ended your sentence with what you say only fags end theirs with.

              • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

                thumbs down because you still use the word 'fags' in this day and age.

                • donkey punch


        • Yo diggity

          Although I love the passion of your instant reaction, I disagree this will stop people. Instead, it will cause people to wonder what it was, thereby posting a question that would be answered and have caused the "firster" to succeed.

        • Yo diggity

          I have a better suggestion, how about deleting it in such a way that we would never know something was posted?

          • thatguy

            Does that mean 2nd is the new 1st????…..the madness will never end.

        • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

          Well and now I want to know was the first comment on the post was…

        • Lisa

          That is an entirely appropriate reaction John. Those who say that word in that way are showing the world that they can't get a real person to have sex with them so they are content with breaking the fictional cherry here. That is totally anti-chivish and you should despise it. 😉

          There has to be a way to figure out the ISP or whatever for those who repeatedly try to be…I'm not going to say it. If someone from that location/computer says the bad F word enough times, block their ability to comment or view certain galleries.

          In my best Seinfeld Soup Nazi voice "No FLBP, Gap, Hump, Bra Burning, Tan Lines, Redhead, Chivette, Mail Order Brides for YOU!!!"

          Something…please…cause those who say it are…ugh…it's just boring and stupid. 😉

          • R-Dub

            Yay Colorado!

            • Always Last

              If everyone would just follow my lead, there would be no issue.

  • Ed's head

    Early DAR snuck up on me like an old pair of undies. KCCO.
    #16 #32

    • kokoko

      the second one is attention w…
      and failed duckface

  • Daith_Lee

    Been doing this for years. Classic….

  • Jonny Isles

    #7, #20 Mother of God!

  • Cody

    Am I the only one that thinks Tina fey is gorgeous?

  • CoLNo1

    #7 *loads up twitter*

  • Skedaddle

    #16 Courtney you look like all kinds of fun. Yes indeedy.

  • Banksy

    #27 is not a Banksy, even though theChive will think it is………

  • D.J.

    #14 my good home town of Denton. Fine Farts. KCCO from Denton.

    • A.D.

      I THOUGHT that was from Denton. Couldn't remember. KCCO (also) from Denton.

  • falcore

    #30 who cares shitty music is shitty music

  • Craigery

    #5 Good God!

    • bdg


      • Luis

        Google Kelly Brook. Oh and you're welcome.

  • dominantone

    #25 emma's looking good.

  • Yessirr

    #13 way too thin for long term.

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