Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

  • Ryan

    I am #1

    • Mightbesteve

      barns are sentient now. this will be worse than the zombie apocolypse. you know the expression "you couldn't hit the broad side of a barn"?

      Just hope that broad side of the barn

      doesn't hit you

      *dramatic music*

  • steve

    #27 I must go! the brave little toaster needs me!

    • Mightbesteve

      Ok Ill try another caption "strike!"

      • Stevefrombluesclues

        trash cans "lawn mowers afraid to leave his plug"
        "lawn mowers afraid to leave his plug"
        "oh shit!"

        (stoop kids afraid to leave his stoop)

    • Hunter X

      That's what happens when you plug a 110 mower into a 220 outlet…

    • One nation

      Whiskey throttle on a electric lawn mower classic!!

    • Captain Obvious

      Fake. A normal person would just let go way sooner.

  • etcrr

    #13 the road to heaven

    • Mightbesteve

      my dick would comically run into this like Wile E. Coyote

      • Tom

        i half expect there to be a dark tunnel entrance on the back side

    • Jojo

      This road has high traffic, use precaution.

    • thatguy

      Highway to hell

    • avgejoe

      Disease is a two lane highway.

    • Underbaker

      So the question is are you a quiet country road or a well worn highway?

  • LaurenGoMeow

    #24 bahahaha… Merica

    • Trav1121

      Haha! Burnt arms, white legs… wonder what color his neck is? 'Merica, indeed. XD

      • TX Country Boy

        I gotta love this guy.

      • LucretiusCarus

        Ancient Aliens…genius. Erik Von Daniken FTW.

        • LaurenGoMeow

          lol and david childress.. with his whhhhyyyy

          • JHL1

            Did you delete your previous comment because you were thumbed down?

          • LucretiusCarus

            Those guys are total clowns. I still can't believe they show that shit on History Channel. Not sure what part in history it has.

    • eddy

      He's so well camouflaged I almost didn't see him

      • Optimus_prime

        Nailed it!

    • John


      No thumbs-up for you though, as your comment doesn't deserve it just cuz you look hot in your pic.

    • marcusgeorge

      Hahaha who wins? Him, or Liu Bolin…?

    • marcusgeorge

      hahaha Who wins? This guy, or Liu Bolin..?

  • Slim jim

    Beautiful, I like the way she handles her balls.

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    I like trains.

    • Yo Mamma

      I like Turtles

  • NotSteve

    #22 adidas "impossible is nothing". I'd prefer if she was sponsored by nike. 🙂

    • Neven

      Jerry Stiller?

      • tralfaz

        She looks nothing like Jerry Stiller.

        • thom

          Nike funds the evil University of Oregon, boo on Nike!

    • bdg

      FIND her?!?!?!?! Beautifully fapable!!!

      • http://twitter.com/Speedstripe @Speedstripe

        Yes, more of…

    • JMick

      How the hell did you even see the adidas sign?

  • etcrr

    #28 is very true

    • If you said so...

      Quite possibly the most annoying conversations I ever have. Basically one giant Mind = Blown -> /concede

    • Guse

      no it's not

      • http://twitter.com/JohnMcFadin @JohnMcFadin

        Very intelligent reply, Guse.

    • dieetcrrdie

      Oh the irony of YOU posting this.

      • Idiots Abound

        I believe that was his point in posting it

    • Steve

      Mark was an Atheist. He implies "religious people" in this quote.

  • reallynotSteve

    #11 You know how I know you're gay

    • Gnole

      It's not gay if it's in a three way.

      • truth

        That is definitely the 'bad' three way.

    • Stevefrombluesclues

      I was going to say flip flops and socks

  • Julie

    #6 LOL hahaha

    • Trav1121

      I have seen my cats do that many times. I wonder if they really can sense the dead and that ghost is watchin' TV?

      • tapsnapornap

        Me too, creepy as fuck…

  • Slim jim

    #22 Beautiful, I like the way she handles her balls.

    • NotJHL1

      That doesn't sound quite right….
      #22 Beautiful, I like the way she handles balls.

  • http://twitter.com/rickybello @rickybello


    • Logicyup

      Reverse sno-globe?

  • Third and long

    #22 moreeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • noacne

      Think that's spelled MOAR!!! but I saw what you doing there..

  • Mightbesteve

    #2 and then an earthquake happened because God couldn't resist the joke 🙂

    • JF Dayton


  • Trav1121

    #20 Awesome idea! Haha Love bubble wrap!

    • Lazidude202

      Just wanna pop the bubbles! 😀

    • Mightbesteve

      we all know which ones are going to get popped when the grinding starts

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1576675922 Brian Johnson

      Best prom ever the sound of popping bubbles while deflowering her in the men's room. Oh to be 17 again

    • Magnitude

      Pop Pop!

      • Stevefrombluesclues

        Magnitude would be going insane!

  • Trolls Aplenty

    #3 The Chive crew, with Paula to the far left

    • Grouper

      I have a "doll" that has that expression

    • harperion

      And the wall was pulled away at the glory hole center to reveal that it wasnt the person you thought it was.

      • LIKE A BOSS

        See, that might make an interesting reality show

  • J W

    Holy shit I can't stop watchin! Sooooo funny!!

  • gometsgo

    Has anyone heard if Axe is coming out with something new that I won't buy?


      Are you for some weird reason being made to buy Axe products, and therefore here and now declaring that you are making a stand? That today, yes, THIS day, you will buy no more Axe products. For they can take your life, but they will never take…YOUR BODY ODOR!

  • Trav1121

    #26 Don.t hate the playa, hate the game! Why is that where he can enjoy it?

    • Gaston

      based on the look of that kid shouldn't he be browsing the Interracial section?

    • mickey

      He's planning his stable early….

  • Mightbesteve

    #3 they have really great harmonies

    • BloodScrubber

      Lady GaGa backup singers I imagine. 😉

  • Anon

    #6 Kim Jong Il's cat

    • Devin_Medrano

      "What kind of cake is this?"

  • Rollout25

    #3 What happens when you said a bad word in middle school during class

  • http://geekson.com Kahless


    All over the place here in Mass. Driven by trailer trash usually, really sad. I have to report them for shit driving ALL THE TIME. Dont want wee ones dying and all that…

    • http://geekson.com Kahless

      And im just curious, are the negative points because you would rather the monkeys driving these things crash?

    • noegod

      At least that bus has seat belts dummy! You must have not seen the video of the bad driver how pissed out, and the boys having to stop the bus?

      • WillieWill

        There's a bus in this pic ??? All I see is the tit in the mirror !!!

      • http://geekson.com Kahless

        I have seen it, you obviously haven't seen these things in action. Local news is always doing a story on how unsafe these damn things are. They are driven by really shitty drivers, that bring friends along for drives and use their cell phones constantly. Its easy as pissing to get a 7D license for this thing, and it pays near paper route money.

    • truth

      No, the negative points are because you don't have a picture of a cute girl in your profile picture, and these pathetic slobs only give thumbs-up to women (preferably hot) because they're pathetic.

  • https://www.facebook.com/jaimie.hamel Jaimie Vaughan

    #18 that's what he gets for drinking pabst blue ribbon…

    • Mick

      He's white trash and he's in trouble

  • Trav1121

    #21 Finally! He only had to kidnap your gf a million times. Even Mario has a breaking point, it seems.

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