Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

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  • nivek2798

    find moar #22 sooooooo sexy

  • Devin_Medrano

    #22 MOTHER OF GOD…

  • Devin_Medrano

    #25 Baloo just wasn't up for Shere Khan's shenanigans

  • Devin_Medrano

    #25 Baloo just wasn't in the mood for Shere Khan's shenanigans

  • stumeister

    #25 I would pay good money to see this play out ! My money is on the tiger

    • LIKE A BOSS

      You'd think, but on Discovery they did a animal vs. animal with tigers and bears, and the bear whooped the tigers ass. More accurately, he BROKE HIS FUCKING BACK!

      • stumeister

        That sucks, Tigers are the business, fuck Discovery and their lies

        I doubt all bears wouldn't be able to whooop a tigers ass, only a Grizzly or Polar Bear i'm sure

        • LIKE A BOSS

          You know, I believe it was a grizzly on the show.

  • tapsnapornap

    #16 Looks like she's disappointed, what did she expect? She's lucky she got that!!!

  • LIKE A BOSS

    #20, Looks like two things are getting popped tonight…HEY-O

  • Chicago Sean

    #24 Built like a brick shithouse? Sweet jorts.

  • noegod

    #21 I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that key looked a lot like a battle ax!

    • LIKE A BOSS

      I believe it's supposed to be a battle axe. Mario cuts the bridge with it.

  • el_bricko

    #24 OMG!!!!! I totally didn't see you there!

  • Pants

    #28 Twain is lucky, he never experienced the horrors of the internet.

    • LIKE A BOSS

      No one would experience the horrors of the internet if we just stopped feeding the trolls and didn't argue politics or beliefs.

  • HillbillyNinja

    #8 Someone just got busted from crane operator to second assistant sling picker-upper.

  • Nathan

    #20 I'd pop that

  • rynaldo

    #23 cue steve austin sound effect

  • dochandy

    #22 i am officially in love!!!

  • Jeremy

    #22 is the most beautiful woman i have seen on here

  • Guest

    #6 Made me laugh more that it should have.

  • WillieWill

    #10 I see what you did there !! Objects in mirror my seem bigger than they appear !!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000679451083 Nate Woodard

    #22 That is beautiful.

  • Brett

    #24 floating gun trick? I don't see anything else in that pic, other than that oddly colored brick wall

    • Jas

      Dude…The cross!!! …and him holding a gun!

  • ben parker

    #22 by the power of greyskull….

  • Anonymous

    #14 Bitch I'm Fabulous

  • hahah

    reddit.

    • r/trees

      #19

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1576675922 Brian Johnson

    #18 Obvously not his first shot to the face

  • http://twitter.com/mayerjacoby @mayerjacoby

    TODAYS RACIST COMMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE CAPITAL FUCK YOU CHIVE
    https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1904711

    TODAYS USER SUBMITTED RACIST COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1897213

    CHIVE DOES NOT CENSOR IT!!!!

    RACIST USER COMMENT: https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1878963

    what chive users say/believe in https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/1850428

    1. Chive promotes racist behaviors by making fun of Asians and Blacks, and allows users to comment reallyr acist material (see yesterday's Asian Gangster post)

    2. The Chive promotes underage toddler beer pong.

    3. The chive is pedophilic in the sense that it posts pictures of underage girls and promotes users to find/stalk underage womyn and post their names. THIS HAS TO STOP

    4. The chive promotes genocide in Africa

    5. The chive promotes treating womyn as objects not people

    6. Did I mention the chive promotes racism?

    7. mac the intern is the most racist of them all

    8. Join the cause at chiveisracist@gm ail.com

    9. Follow me on Twitter to post rants against the chive

    10. If you don't think the chive is racist, look at the user board for : http://thechive.com/2012/03/21/photos-from-a-chin

    11. Chive promotes gun usage and DRINKING among TODDLERS. See: http://thechive.com/2012/03/20/daily-morning-awes

    12. Chive promotes the dumbing of America by posting college students illegally drinking underage and wasting their education. This is why America lags.

    13. ok the chive ENDORSES INSTITUTIONALIZED RACISM BY POSTING WHITE ONLY WOMYN AND GLORFIYING BLONDE HAIR AND BIG BOOBS. FURTHERMORE, THEY DO NOT CENSOR RACIST COMMENTS BY USERS, BUT IF YOU SAY WORDS LIKE MI$NORITY AND AFRIC#N THEY CENSOR IT, WHY?

    14. GIRLS USE YOUR BRAINS NOT YOUR BODY, YOUR ATTENTION SEEKING BEHAVIOR IS AN INSULT

    15. TO BE A STAFFER AT CHIVE, BE 40 YEARS OLD, STALK HIGH SCHOOLERS AND COLLEGE GIRLS AGAINST THEIR WILL, ASK USERS TO FIND OUT WHO THEY ARE

    • RORKSTEAD

      HEY DOUCHE CANOE WHY DON'T YOU GET A FREAKING LIFE. NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY. GO BACK DOWNSTAIRS AND PLAY D&D YOU LOSER!

      • Dr. Evil

        #28

      • LIKE A BOSS

        I don't know why, but douche canoe just has a ring to it, I will be using that in the future.

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